Disclaimer: I still don't own anything…in case you forgot.
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"How do you eat your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup" - the Epilogue -
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Several months have passed since the destruction of the Reese's Plant. Now two figures are standing in the rubble…in the wake of DESTRUCTION! caused by the lethal Kuroneko attack.
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Construction Dude #1: (digging a random hole)
Construction Dude #2: (hammering some random piece of wood to another random piece of wood) – bang – bang – bang –
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Construction Dude #1: "Ya know, man…this is really boring…digging random holes and stuff…"
Construction Dude #2: -bang – bang – bang – (thinks for a moment) "Seems that way…"
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some time passes
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Suddenly a man comes running up to them…
Construction Dude #3(excited): "Hey guys! I just received the most wonderful good news in my whole entire life!"
-A kuroneko abruptly dashes in front of him-
Construction Dude #1: (happens to look up at the siding of the torn building which decided at that moment to come loose): "Uh…hey, man…"
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-SPLAT!-
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Construction Dude #1: "…I guess that's the end of him."
Construction Dude #2: -bang- bang- "Seems that…" –BANG- "ow!" (looks at the nail that he just hammered into his hand)
"Whoops"
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Medic: (working on getting the dude's hand un-hammered to the wall) "So, guys…what y'all been working on?"
Construction Dude #1: "We're construction workers…"
Construction Dude #2: "So…we construct."
-some tumble weeds roll by-
Medic: "Yeah, but I mean…what are you constructing? What is going to replace the Reese's Plant?"
"Hmmmmmm" Construction Dude #1 & #2 are deep in thought.
"Hmmmmm"
"Uhhhhhhhh…"
"Oh, I know!"
"What?"
"I just remembered!"
"Yeah?"
"I remember what the good news was!"
"Huh?!"
"For that poor dude –sniffle- that went SPLAT"
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"He saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!"
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Construction Dude #1: "Idiot!" "The medic wanted to know what company is going to be on this lot!"
Construction Dude #2: (blinks)
Construction Dude #1: "Now I see how you managed to nail your hand to the wall."
Medic: "sigh"
-Suddenly a woman with long brown hair and a yellow construction cap runs up-
Construction Chick: "Hey, guys!"
Construction Dude #1 & #2: "Hi, Milly!"
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Milly: "I just got through at the well…and the boss told me to come help with the construction of the new Tootsie Roll plant that specializes in making Tootsie Pops!"
(DUN…DUN…DUN!)
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Construction Dude #2: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Construction Dude #1: "The world may never know…"
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Construction Dude #1: "Vash…"
Construction Dude #2: "Yeah…"
Construction Dude #1: "You're hopeless…"
Vash: -goofy grin- "Heh…"
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THE END – (of 'How do you eat your Reese's)
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The insanity will continue (starting with Legato) in…
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Look for it…soon!...hopefully!
And WOW!, thank you all for all those reviews :)
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