Fushigi Yuugi Phone Answering Machine Messages-

Miaka- He-hello? Oh, hi! This is Miaka and you are... leaving a message. Um, sugoi! Uh... tell me who you are and I'll say hi back! Hee hee! HEY TAMAHOME CHECK THIS OUT! – BEEP

Tamahome- Wh-what the hell is this thing? pokes AH! MIAKA IT FLASHED! hides -BEEP

Hotohori- Hmm... interesting. Oh! An eight-letter word for beautiful? Ah! Hotohori! Oh yes, I'm gorgeous! Oh- Miaka, is that thing on? –BEEP

Nuriko- Cool machine, Miaka. Oh yes, this is Nuriko, and I'm out trying to win the love of the beautiful Hotohori-sama! Oh, why yes, I do read the Advocate! –BEEP

Chichiri- Um... no da? –BEEP

Tasuki- Don't ever fcking call me, ya got that? –BEEP

Mitsukake- Medicine man! –BEEP!

Chiriko- I am not a girl! Shut up! cries -BEEP