Chapter Thirteen
Nick and the Other Residents
(McGonagall picks up her spoon and begins banging on her crystal glass.
McGonagall:
Your attention, please.
(Everyone stops talking but she is still doing it, staring in amazement. She bangs it so many times it breaks. She puts her spoon down calmly and looks at Dumbledore.)
Dumbledore:
Let the feast...begin.
(As soon as he says this food appears on the tables. Everyone gasps. They immediately begin to eat. Ripping food out of some people's hands just so they can eat. We see them fighting over who gets what and soon they are all fighting. It's crazy, it's madness, it's something that I would write in this story. Alright now, they all settle down.)
Seamus Finnigan:
I'm half and half. Me dad'ssssss a Muggle. Mum'ssssss a witch. Bit of a nassssty sshhock for him when he found out.
Harry:
Say, Percy, who is that gay looking teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?
Percy Weasley:
That's Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house.
Harry:
What's he teach?
Percy:
Potions. But it's Divination he fancies. He's been after Professor Trelawney's job for years.
(Ron finishes a chicken leg thingy, pats his wittle tummy, and reaches for another chicken leg thingy. Right before he grabs one, a ghost's head pop's out of the chicken leg thingies scaring the bee-hee-bee-jee-bees out of Ron.)
Ghost:
Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor.
(He flies away from the chicken leg thingies. Who would wanna eat those chicken leg thingies now? I mean...a ghost has been in them...all of the other ghost come flying out of no where. Oh! There's the Grey Lady and there's the Bloody Barron! Lookie! The Fat Friar!
Percy:
(being a suck-up)
Hello, Sir. Nicholas. Have a nice summer?
Sir. Nichalos:
It was awesome! I went fishing! And ate some hot dogs and...other stuff!
(He flies away)
Ron:
I know who you are. You're Nearly Headless Nick.
Nearly Headless Nick:
Yeppers! That's meeee!!!
Hermione:
(Mockingly)
"Nearly" headless? How can you be nearly headless?
Nick:
Like this:
(He grabs his hair and pulls his head nearly off his shoulders, showing them how it is possible. (heheheh) Ron screams like a little girl, and Hermione makes a fase of disgust, but the kid right behind her seems to be enjoying it. He flips his head back on and flies away...caw...caw...caw...We now see Percy leading the rest of the Gryffindors to the Common Room and dormitories.)
Percy:
Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep up. Thank you.
Some other guy that is a lot nice than Percy:
Ravenclaw, follow me. This way.
Percy:
This is the most direct path to the dormitories, so pay attention because I'm not going to explain it again! Keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change. KEEP UP! FOLLOW ME!! COME ON NOW!! QUICKLY!!! COME ON!!
(Percy leads the first years to a picture of lady in a pink dress.)
Lady in pink dress:
Password?
Percy:
Caput Draconis.
Lady in pink dress:
Maybe...
(Percy looks humiliated. Some of the Gryffindors begin to snicker...I'm hungry...
Percy:
(in a different tone of voice)
CA-put DRA-conis.
Lady in pink dress:
Sure...
(The picture opens and reveals a door. They all walk in it...no wait...they all run into it. Then they get the smart idea to open the door.)
Percy:
FOLLOW ME! KEEP UP! COME ON! Gather around here, now!! This is the Gryffindor Common Room. Boys' dormitory is upstairs to the left. Girls, same on your right. All of your belongings have already been brought up.
(We now see a uniform lying on a chiar. We see Seamus asleep in his bed. Ron is in his bed also. Harry is sitting by the window with Hedwig. He is staring out with window. Close-up shot...((gasp) is he wearing lipstick?).)
A/N: That's it for Chapter Thirteen: Nick and the Other Residents. That was kinda a weird ending...lol...next chapter is Chapter Fourteen: Potions and Parcels. This is gunna be fun...muhahahahahahaha...I mean...stay tuned!!!