Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any OC's other than Jenni, who I own. I
also own the plots/my dreams.
Okay, this is a random insanity/humor fic that is a compilation of all my YYH dreams. The first one is.... The Many Ways To Kill Jenni! Hope you enjoy the first chapter!
(Chapter 1: The Many Ways To Kill Jenni)
(Yusuke)
Jenni was walking along, enjoying the scenery when, suddenly, the sound of fighting ahead got her attention. She ran towards the sound and found Yusuke and the others battling her brother.
"SPIRIT GUN!!" Yusuke yelled, aiming at Jenni's brother.
"NO!" Jenni yelled as she launched herself across the field and got in the way of the shot.
BANG!
Everything was silent for a few moments. The last thing Jenni heard before she died from a blow that was supposed to hit her brother was, "Was that supposed to happen?"
(Kurama/Yoko)
Jenni was walking along when she found Kurama sitting in a clearing ahead of her. Jenni walked over and sat next to him, watching the cherry blossoms float slowly down to the ground.
"Hello, Jenni," Kurama said pleasantly. "You have perfect timing."
"I do?" Jenni asked, looking around. "How so?"
"You are just in time for me to KILL YOU, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT!" Kurama yelled as he transformed into his Yoko form.
Jenni got wide eyes and started to run.
"I've needed target practice!" Yoko said happily. "THAT'S IT, KEEP RUNNING!" Yoko yelled to Jenni's retreating form. He took out the Ogaki (I'm going by memory here) and it went after Jenni.
Jenni, in turn, ran faster and barely dodged to the side as one of the mouths came down right where she had been. One of the other mouths caught her and Jenni went bye-bye.
(Hiei)
Jenni was training with Hiei when she saw a glowing thing behind his headband.
"Ooohhhh, what's this?" Jenni asked, poking his headband.
"AH! MY JAGAN EYE! YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT! YOU MUST DIE!" Hiei screeched as he aimed his sword at Jenni's heart. Jenni dodged, but got a small cut across her arm. They continued to do this sort of thing until Hiei got tired of it all and brought out his Dragon of the Darkness Flame.
Jenni ran away and heard Hiei following her. Hiei released the Dragon and it went and swallowed Jenni.
"HIEI! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!" Yusuke said as he looked at the place where a small pile of ashes was all that was left of Jenni.
(Kuwabara)
Jenni was swimming with the others. She saw them all get out of the way as she came up from going under the surface, and started to get out of the way herself, but.... Too late.
Kuwabara cannon-balled off the high dive and landed right on Jenni. Jenni sank to the bottom of the pool and drowned.
"KUWABARA! YOU'RE STARTING TO GET LIKE THOSE TWO!" Yusuke yelled, motioning to Hiei and Kurama. Yusuke was instantly covered by the three angry boys.
(Genkai)
Jenni was exhausted. Genkai had been training her for a week straight and she had not allowed Jenni to take any breaks.
Jenni was so tired that, after she climbed up to a cliff, she started to fall asleep on her feet.
"All right. This is where you're next section of training will begin. Jenni?" Genkai asked, looking over just in time to see a fast-asleep Jenni fall over the edge of the cliff and fall to her heath.
"AH!! JENNI! I'VE KILLED MY OWN STUDENT! Oh, well. Plenty more like her!" Genkai said, skipping off to the temple.
(End of chapter 1)
Okay, that was random insanity part one. Part two will be coming quickly! Please review!
Okay, this is a random insanity/humor fic that is a compilation of all my YYH dreams. The first one is.... The Many Ways To Kill Jenni! Hope you enjoy the first chapter!
(Chapter 1: The Many Ways To Kill Jenni)
(Yusuke)
Jenni was walking along, enjoying the scenery when, suddenly, the sound of fighting ahead got her attention. She ran towards the sound and found Yusuke and the others battling her brother.
"SPIRIT GUN!!" Yusuke yelled, aiming at Jenni's brother.
"NO!" Jenni yelled as she launched herself across the field and got in the way of the shot.
BANG!
Everything was silent for a few moments. The last thing Jenni heard before she died from a blow that was supposed to hit her brother was, "Was that supposed to happen?"
(Kurama/Yoko)
Jenni was walking along when she found Kurama sitting in a clearing ahead of her. Jenni walked over and sat next to him, watching the cherry blossoms float slowly down to the ground.
"Hello, Jenni," Kurama said pleasantly. "You have perfect timing."
"I do?" Jenni asked, looking around. "How so?"
"You are just in time for me to KILL YOU, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT!" Kurama yelled as he transformed into his Yoko form.
Jenni got wide eyes and started to run.
"I've needed target practice!" Yoko said happily. "THAT'S IT, KEEP RUNNING!" Yoko yelled to Jenni's retreating form. He took out the Ogaki (I'm going by memory here) and it went after Jenni.
Jenni, in turn, ran faster and barely dodged to the side as one of the mouths came down right where she had been. One of the other mouths caught her and Jenni went bye-bye.
(Hiei)
Jenni was training with Hiei when she saw a glowing thing behind his headband.
"Ooohhhh, what's this?" Jenni asked, poking his headband.
"AH! MY JAGAN EYE! YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT! YOU MUST DIE!" Hiei screeched as he aimed his sword at Jenni's heart. Jenni dodged, but got a small cut across her arm. They continued to do this sort of thing until Hiei got tired of it all and brought out his Dragon of the Darkness Flame.
Jenni ran away and heard Hiei following her. Hiei released the Dragon and it went and swallowed Jenni.
"HIEI! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!" Yusuke said as he looked at the place where a small pile of ashes was all that was left of Jenni.
(Kuwabara)
Jenni was swimming with the others. She saw them all get out of the way as she came up from going under the surface, and started to get out of the way herself, but.... Too late.
Kuwabara cannon-balled off the high dive and landed right on Jenni. Jenni sank to the bottom of the pool and drowned.
"KUWABARA! YOU'RE STARTING TO GET LIKE THOSE TWO!" Yusuke yelled, motioning to Hiei and Kurama. Yusuke was instantly covered by the three angry boys.
(Genkai)
Jenni was exhausted. Genkai had been training her for a week straight and she had not allowed Jenni to take any breaks.
Jenni was so tired that, after she climbed up to a cliff, she started to fall asleep on her feet.
"All right. This is where you're next section of training will begin. Jenni?" Genkai asked, looking over just in time to see a fast-asleep Jenni fall over the edge of the cliff and fall to her heath.
"AH!! JENNI! I'VE KILLED MY OWN STUDENT! Oh, well. Plenty more like her!" Genkai said, skipping off to the temple.
(End of chapter 1)
Okay, that was random insanity part one. Part two will be coming quickly! Please review!