Chapter Fourteen
Potions and Parcels
(Ron and Harry are running to class. They are obviously late. They run into the room to find that the teacher isn't there. They run up to the empty seats in the front.)
Ron:
Could you image the look on McGonagall's face if we were late? I mean, she would be all like "Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter, I'm ashamed in you both."
(All of kids are laughing at Ron's imitation. At that moment the cat on the desk (oh wait, I forgot to mention the cat...well...there's a cat on the desk) pounces off and transforms into McGonagall. No glasses, but when she turns her back to the camera...glasses…it's MAGIC! WOW!)
Ron:
That was bloody brilliant and wicked.
McGonagall:
How dare you, Mr. Weasley! 10 points will be taken from Gryffindor!
Ron:
But all I said was "bloody" it's not like it means anything to the Americans.
McGonagall:
This isn't an American film, now is it, Mr. Weasley? I want you two on time now on, or more points will be taken.
Harry:
We got lost.
McGonagall:
Then map a perhaps? I don't you trust need one to seats your find. (Ron sits down but Harry wonders around for a bit. Then Harry end's up sitting in Malfoy's lap. He raises his hand.)
McGonagall:
Yes, Mr. Potter?
Harry:
Can I have that map now?
(Camera cut's to Potions class. Snape comes bursting into the door way with his billowing passion purple cloaks.)
Snape:
(a little gayish voice)
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the wonderful world of potion-making.
(smiles)
But for those select few...
(glares at Malfoy, shakes his butt, and mouths "I'll see you after class," then winks)
who possess the predisposition...whatever that means...I can teach you how to bewitch the mind to make others love you, and ensnare the senses so you will smell so pretty. I can tell you how to become famous, brew many friends. .who love you. .and dance until you can dance no more. Then again, maybe some of us don't wanna dance. Maybe some of us decide not to pay attention and...
(he lets out a little gayish scream)
Mr. Potter. Our.............new..............celebrity. Tell me, how in the world could someone become famous?
Harry:
(blank stare with mouth open)
Snape:
Yes, well...How in the world could you make your own friends?
Harry:
(blank stare with mouth open and drool coming out of his mouth)
Snape:
...alright, once more. How, Mr. Potter, can you tell the difference between the Electric Slide and the Cha Cha Slide?
Harry:
(blank stare with mouth open and drool with noises coming out of his mouth.)
Snape:
Well that's just the rottenest of luck. I'm guessin' that fame ain't everything. Is it?
(Snape stares at Harry. Malfoy looks over at Harry with a smirk on his face. Harry stares back at Snape with the same blank stare. Potions is now over and everyone is in the Great Hall. Seamus is pointing his wand at a glass of water say a spell)
Seamus:
Eye of rabbit, harppp sssstring hum. Turn thissss water into rum.
(He looks in it and gasps. Everyone looks at him.)
Seamus:
I DID IT!!! I'm a geniusssss!!! YAY!!
(He dances around while drink his rum.)
Harry:
What did he do?
Ron:
He actually managed to do it. He turned his water into rum. Lucky dog.
(We can hear meowing up in the ceiling.)
Ron:
Ah. Mail's here.
(We see an owl come out of the window, followed by about 25 others. They are all meowing. They each have a special something for a special someone. Meowing now fills the Great Hall. An owl throws something at Ron, a newspaper and a letter. He takes the letter and puts the newspaper aside.)
Harry:
Can I borrow this? Thanks.
(Before Ron can say a yes or no Harry has already unfolded it. What he needed it for...nobody knows. Neville opens his package and pulls out a clear, glass ball.)
Some Gryffindor Kid who the directors only use when they don't know who should say the next lines:
Look, Neville's got a Remembrall.
Hermione:
(gaps)
I've read about those...
Ron:
Of course you have. Let me guess, in "Hogwarts: A History"?
Hermione:
No...in "Magical Items, Where to Find Them and How to Use Them," duh. When the smoke turns red it mean's you've forgotten something.
Neville:
Oh yeah! I left my baseball cap under my bed.
Harry:
Look! Somebody broke into Gringotts. I can't believe it! WOW! Listen to me, NOW!
(Everyone glares at Harry.)
Harry:
"Believed to be the work of 'Special' wizards or witches, Gringotts goblins acknowledge the breach but insist nothing was taken. The vault in question, number 687, had been emptied earlier that same day." Wait a minute...that's my vault...what would they...
Ron:
You read it wrong, Harry.
Harry:
Oh, would you look at that. It's number 713. That's the vault number the sto...I mean, the one Hagrid and I went to.
(Hermione gives them a strange look. They stare back at her. She stares at them. They all stare at each other.)
A/N: Yay! The end of Chapter Fourteen: Potions and Parcels! Coming up: Chapter Fifteen: New Seeker. Yay!! This is were my fav. Character comes in. . ::sigh:: Wood. I wuv him in the books and I think he's soooo adorable!!!! Thanks reading!!