Allison: Hello and welcome back to my fic of doom! I just realized after two minutes after the first chapter came out that I had forgotten the disclaimer. How foolish of me! Gah! Sometimes I can just forget anything. I bet some people I know have those moments too.... And they know who they are. Haha!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Rurouni Kenshin and I probably never will! (Remember that this disclaimer counts for the first chapter too!)

We'll continue with my little conversation between me and Sano.....NOW!

Allison: You think Kaoru is...

Kaoru: (Walks in.)

Allison: The only girl you want to marry, have kids with, and wants to stare at her all day!

Kaoru: O.O( )

Sano: (faints with face a deep crimson color anime style)

Allison: Well I'll let you too work it out while I satisfy these people with today's victim... Kaoru!

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Chapter 2: What Koaru would never be caught dead saying.

Kaoru: (Blushing deeeeeep crimson red.) You have got to be kidding me!

Allison: Sorry. Everyone has to go through this. If you want you can pick who goes next.

Kaoru: Um....Ok.

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"Kenshin! I hate you! I never want to see you again!"

"You're right Sano! I am a stupid little girl!"

"I suck at swordsmanship! Yahiko should be the master."

"I look ugly in a kimono."

"Who wants some of my horrible cooking that I spend so much time working on and never seem to get any better at it?"

"Guess what, Kenshin! I sold your reverse-blade sword on e-Bay for $20! What a good deal!"

"No that's ok, Kenshin, I'll do all the work from now on. You just go sit and relax while I do everything!"

"C'mon everyone! It's time for our daily worship to our superior, Yahiko!"

"Maybe Miss Megumi is right! I am a sweaty little girl!"

"Look at me! I'm a pretty princess!"

"Hey look at the pretty little birdie! How it flaps its wings! Fly away little birdie!"

"Yo * beep* * beep * yo * bleeeepin bleeeeep *" (A/N: You can fill in the blanks. Use your imagination!)

"Why don't you take care of your own wounds, Kenshin! You lazy jerk!"

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Allison: Well, that's about it for this chapter.

Kaoru: Thank God! One more and I would've personally taken you out!

Sano: Excuse me! But who was the first victim here?!

Kaoru: I don't care which one you were. I would've knocked her out long before you had the gut to challenged the author.

Sano: That's it little missy! Bedtime!

Kaoru: Bring it on!

Allison: Whoa! That's not a pretty site. So while they're distracting themselves from killing me I'm going to mention all the reviewers to show how much I really care:

~Tiger of the Sonicboom

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Allison: There! All done-

Sano: Why are we fighting each other when we can be fighting her?!

Kaoru: Yeah! Let's get her!

Allison: See ya later! I've gotta run for my life! Don't forget to review!