Chapter Eighteen
Mountain Troll
(We see floating pumpkins and lighting in the "night sky" like we did when we saw the floating candles in the Great Hall. There is cake, candies, and apples on the tables of students. You can tell that is it Halloween.)
Ron:
Where's Hermione?
Neville:
Parvati said she wouldn't come out of the bathroom. She's been crying all day.
(Ron and Harry look at each other and shrug. The Great Hall doors burst open and Quirrell runs in screaming.)
Quirrell:
TROLL!!! IN THE DUNGEON!! TROLL!!! Thought you ought to know.
(He faints. Everyone gets up and starts screaming. Hehehe, Bond looks REALLY scared...MUHAHAHAHHAHA...ahem...yes...Dumbledore stands up with the children and starts screaming running around in circles. Everyone is running in the halls back to their dorms screaming. Ron suddenly remembers something and grabs Harry's robes.)
Ron:
Hermione!
Harry:
Oh, great. You want to be the brave knight saving her, don't you?
Ron:
Um, sure! Come on!
(The run the opposite of everyone. When they get close to the girls bathroom, they see a huge shadow and littler Hermione prancing out of the bathroom. She sees Ron and gives him an evil glare, like this...)
Hermione:
(evil glare at Ron.)
(There is something right behind her. They can see what it is, but they see a huge shadow...with a club.)
Ron:
Hermione! Look out!!
(Hermione turns around and sees...(lol, have you ever played the video game? Some of the trolls are really really small, about half the size of Harry...) a little troll about half the size of Harry. She looks at it with it's little club, hitting her on her foot. She stares at it, then kicks it. She looks at it lying on the floor and all the teachers come running up, not seeing Ron or Harry.)
McGonagall:
Miss Granger! Explain yourself!
Hermione:
I'm sorry. I've read about them. I didn't know it was in the building. I was in the bathroom...I...I...
McGonagall:
Well, congratulations. Not many first years can take on a fully-grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale.
Ron:
(whispers to Harry)
That's fully grown?
McGonagall:
15 points for Gryffindor.
(Harry looks over at Snape and sees a big cut on his right leg. Snape looks around to see if anyone is watching. He spots Harry staring at his leg. Harry sees him, staring at his kitty-scratched leg. Snape starts doing the Kin-Kan dance and it scares Harry. The other teachers look a Snape doing the Kin-Kan, but just ignore him. They don't see Harry. Snape looks over at the other teachers and stops. McGonagall is blabbing about something that's not really important.)
McGonagall:
...and blah blah blah...sheer dumb luck...dumb luck...dumb luck...
(She begins cawing "dumb luck" like a bird and walks away, still cawing "dumb luck". Snape also leaves...bye bye...and Quirrell steps forward.)
Quirrell:
Well, I guess you three ought to go, it could wake up any minute now...yep...
(Ron, Harry, and Hermione leave but Quirrell stays behind and stares at the mini-troll. Hehehe, it snorts and Quirrell screams running around in circles, then he runs away.)
Chapter Eighteen: Mountain Troll is done! Chapter Nineteen: Quidditch is coming up next. I can't wait to write this one!