Daaaah-Da-Da-Dat-Dat-Dat-Da-DAAAAAAA!!! "Hello and welcome back to the
Channel 7 1/2 news! Today's top story; a brilliant young author displays,
on a public FanFiction website, the story 'Things that the Rurouni Ketchup
Cast Would Never Say'...." Someone from behind the camera runs up and
whispers something into the reporter's ear. "Sorry, there was a
mispronunciation earlier. It's actually 'Things that the Rurouni Kenshin
Cast Would Never Say' We were lucky enough to get a coveted copy from the
author herself but most unfortunate not to get an interview for," pauses to
read a small note, "reasons unknown. The copy's subtitle reads 'Things
Yahiko would never Say' But we will show you the copy but to first show you
the disclaimer:
Disclaimer: By the power invested in me, I hereby announce that the series titled Rurouni Kenshin does not belong to me but some very fortunate Japanese creator.
Click! (A/N- that means the TV turned off.)
Allison-See! I told you that me telling people what you would never say would make you famous!
Sano-I don't care what they say! I'm still not gonna let you get away with making fun of me!
Kaoru- Or me!
Yahiko- Or me!
Sano- Shut up! She hasn't done you yet!
Yahiko-So? What do you think this chapter is about?!
Allison- Well aaaanyway, let's get to the story!
Things Yahiko Would Never Say/Do Ch. 3
"Koaru, will you marry me?"
"I'm the stupidest swordsman in all of Japan, well, besides Kenshin."
"I think I'll shave my head bald." Bzzzzzzzz......
"Why do I have to use a stupid wooden stick anyway, I know! So I can whack Kenshin with it!" KRACK!! Walks away "I don't want a real sword anyway...."
Looks around and sneaks into a stall in a girl's bathroom with a bag in his hand. There is someone in the stall next too him. He takes a D-cup bra out of his bag and drops it on the floor where the girl in the stall next to him can see it and starts to sing 'Born Free'..
Dials a number on the phone. "Hello, is this..." pauses to read the phone book, "Donald Finkleburg? Well you've just won 100,000,000 yen for having the weirdest name in Japan..." (A/N: Me and my friends had a lot of fun with that. Remember, 67 is your friend...)
"This love has taken it's toll on me..."
"Nah, I don't wanna train today, I'll just sit here and enjoy Kaoru's delicious food!"
"I can't train today Kenshin, I'm late for my meeting to get in touch of my feminine side. Wait! Does this kimono make me look fat?"
"Yay! It's time to have fun with duct tape!"
"Dude, Where's my car??"
"Hey everyone! Just to let everyone know, you guys can all call me little Yahiko."
"Screw training, I'm gonna go watch TV."
Allison: Well I hope you all enjoyed that!
Sano: Haha! I sure did!
Kaoru: Me too!
Yahiko: Well I didn't! So you guys can all shut up!
Sano: You wanna say that to my face, punk?
Yahiko:I think I will: SHUT UP!!
Sano: That's it! You're becoming a permanent part of the floor!
Yahiko: Make me!! ...
Kaoru: oo( )
Allison: Well I just take advantage of this preoccupation to thank all of the nice people who read AND reviewed my story. Well I'd better go... tries to sneak out...
Yahiko (who's head is the only part of his body above the ground): Hey! She's getting away! Get her!
Sano: Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Allison: To the potty, sir!
Sano: I don't think so!
Kaoru: Yeah! Even though I approve of Yahiko's chapter, giggles you're not gonna get away with mine!
And they all run after the author..... and leave poor Yahiko alone....
Yahiko: Hey! Where are you going? Get me outta here!!!! ....please? sighs
- For those of you who noticed (and those Trigun fans), I added a quote
from one of my favorite episodes..... review puh-leeeaaase?
The next chapter will FINALLY be Kenshin bunch of fan girls scream wildly due to suggests. If you have any requests or good quotes and that I would find appropriate (after all, there are young readers out there) e-mail them to me. You can find my address in my profile, just click my pen-name all the way at the top. You can also add any comments.
Disclaimer: By the power invested in me, I hereby announce that the series titled Rurouni Kenshin does not belong to me but some very fortunate Japanese creator.
Click! (A/N- that means the TV turned off.)
Allison-See! I told you that me telling people what you would never say would make you famous!
Sano-I don't care what they say! I'm still not gonna let you get away with making fun of me!
Kaoru- Or me!
Yahiko- Or me!
Sano- Shut up! She hasn't done you yet!
Yahiko-So? What do you think this chapter is about?!
Allison- Well aaaanyway, let's get to the story!
Things Yahiko Would Never Say/Do Ch. 3
"Koaru, will you marry me?"
"I'm the stupidest swordsman in all of Japan, well, besides Kenshin."
"I think I'll shave my head bald." Bzzzzzzzz......
"Why do I have to use a stupid wooden stick anyway, I know! So I can whack Kenshin with it!" KRACK!! Walks away "I don't want a real sword anyway...."
Looks around and sneaks into a stall in a girl's bathroom with a bag in his hand. There is someone in the stall next too him. He takes a D-cup bra out of his bag and drops it on the floor where the girl in the stall next to him can see it and starts to sing 'Born Free'..
Dials a number on the phone. "Hello, is this..." pauses to read the phone book, "Donald Finkleburg? Well you've just won 100,000,000 yen for having the weirdest name in Japan..." (A/N: Me and my friends had a lot of fun with that. Remember, 67 is your friend...)
"This love has taken it's toll on me..."
"Nah, I don't wanna train today, I'll just sit here and enjoy Kaoru's delicious food!"
"I can't train today Kenshin, I'm late for my meeting to get in touch of my feminine side. Wait! Does this kimono make me look fat?"
"Yay! It's time to have fun with duct tape!"
"Dude, Where's my car??"
"Hey everyone! Just to let everyone know, you guys can all call me little Yahiko."
"Screw training, I'm gonna go watch TV."
Allison: Well I hope you all enjoyed that!
Sano: Haha! I sure did!
Kaoru: Me too!
Yahiko: Well I didn't! So you guys can all shut up!
Sano: You wanna say that to my face, punk?
Yahiko:I think I will: SHUT UP!!
Sano: That's it! You're becoming a permanent part of the floor!
Yahiko: Make me!! ...
Kaoru: oo( )
Allison: Well I just take advantage of this preoccupation to thank all of the nice people who read AND reviewed my story. Well I'd better go... tries to sneak out...
Yahiko (who's head is the only part of his body above the ground): Hey! She's getting away! Get her!
Sano: Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Allison: To the potty, sir!
Sano: I don't think so!
Kaoru: Yeah! Even though I approve of Yahiko's chapter, giggles you're not gonna get away with mine!
And they all run after the author..... and leave poor Yahiko alone....
Yahiko: Hey! Where are you going? Get me outta here!!!! ....please? sighs
- For those of you who noticed (and those Trigun fans), I added a quote
from one of my favorite episodes..... review puh-leeeaaase?
The next chapter will FINALLY be Kenshin bunch of fan girls scream wildly due to suggests. If you have any requests or good quotes and that I would find appropriate (after all, there are young readers out there) e-mail them to me. You can find my address in my profile, just click my pen-name all the way at the top. You can also add any comments.