Chapter 1- Just the Beginning...
Harry got up from the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall, his stomach was filled to the brim of Hogwarts' yummy goodness. He turned to waddle towards the door, his best friend Ron Weasley, followed suit. "Man, I'm stuffed, I mean LITERALLY!" exclaimed Harry to Ron. "Me too, but man, we better stop overeating, mate!" Suddenly a LARGE group of girls flooded over to Harry and Ron chattering loudly. They were:
Hermione Granger aka Mione – Gryffindor Lissa Maeron aka Lizard or Liss – Slytherin Adrienne Yim aka AJ, Ajes – Ravenclaw Selena Neale aka Lena, Foamy – Gryffindor Erin Fleming aka Phlegm, Phlem, Flemmon, or Flem – Gryffindor ME [lol] aka Oosha, – Gryffindor
Harry and Ron moaned to their sprightly manner, covering their ears with one hand while the other one on their stomach. AJ had an extra serving of dessert, unfortunately, was being VERY hyper, and said loudly in Harry's ear, "Hey what's wrong Harry? You look like a breached whale!" Harry replied with a groan, and Ron managed a grunt substituting for his laughter since he was so full. Erin began doing her regular jumping up and down and annoyed Oosha who yelled, "Calm down, Phlegm!" Erin just replied, "Don't call me that!" and continued jumping. Oosha smirked and said, "Yeah whatever, that'll be the day when I ever listen to you..." Lissa began laughing in her exotic manner which consisted of her nose flaring, made Oosha laugh her head off, which caused Erin to hop around more which caused AJ to question what was so funny in a squeaky mousey hypery voice, which caused Lena to raise and eyebrow and just stare, and was planning to wait until they all calmed down. After about 8 more seconds Selena continued to stare with her eyebrow raised and yelled, "IF YOU ALL DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL LIGHT YOU ALL ON FIRE!!!" Everyone stopped their laughing and prattling at once, and looked at Lena, their turn to stare, Hermione even put her book down to stare at Lena. Lena stated, "Erin take some Prozac, you look anxious, Lissa cut down on the spiked lemonade, AJ, you cut down on the sugar, Oosha, keep on calling Erin Phlem, it amuses me, Mione, put the book away" Hermione, who had gone back to reading Hogwarts, A History raised her head out of the book and was like 'waaa???'
Oosha just stared and said thoughtfully after a while, "Isn't it funny how we all have a whole reaction, and then Lena has to calm us down?" Everyone agreed, then turned their heads to see where Ron and Harry were, they had completely forgotten about them. They heard an odd muffling noise coming from behind them, down the corridor to the side of one of the knights in armor. They all cautiously walked towards the groans, curious to see what it was.
There they found Ron and Harry doubled over one another, moaning and groaning. Erin gasped and said, "They don't look too well..." Mione looked over and said, "They should go to the Hospital Wing, Madam Pomphrey would be able to fix them up a potion that could make them feel better..." Erin bounced over to Ron and knelt down and began to poke him, Ron twitched slightly, "Ronnikins, are you alive?" Ron moaned and managed to say, "Don't call...me...that...ughhh" Oosha began to laugh in the background quietly, Mione shot her a look to shut up, Oosh shrugged and tried to control her laughter. AJ quietly walked over to Harry and said as calmly as she could, though she was extremely hyper, "Harry...do you think you could get up, or not?" Harry groaned and opened one eye and shook his head and closed his eye and went back to his moaning. Oosha couldn't help it, but commented, "They sound like Moaning Myrtle! Maybe they should pay a visit to her, they could all moan together in a chorus, they could be called the—" Oosh didn't get to finish because Mione had put the silencing charm on her. Lissa who was snickering soon stopped when Hermione raised her wand threateningly at her too. Oosha nudged Lissa to take the hex off her, Lissa muttered the counter-curse under her breath quietly so Mione wouldn't hear. She grinned in thanks.
AJ got up and said, "Well, they won't be getting up anytime soon, I guess we'll have to take them to the Hospital Wing!" and with her wand, AJ conjured two stretchers and Hermione levitated them onto them. Oosha pulled out her wand, Unicorn Hair, Yew, 9 inches, and said, "I'll direct them to the Hospital Wing" Hermione looked and said, "Hey, but I put a silencing charm on you—" "Must've worn off" Oosha replied. "No, it takes about 15 minutes—" Oosha had put a silencing charm on Hermione, turned to Lissa and gave her a high five. Hermione glared at them both. Oosha said, "Okay well, where were we? Oh yes, I'll guide the stretchers to the Hospital Wing" she began to concentrate hard and levitated them and began guiding them while walking. They all walked together up the staircases, down the corridors, past the many moving paintings, until they reached the Wing.
From there Madam Pomphrey took control and began making potions and antidotes for Ron and Harry. They could hear her muttering under her breathe, "Foolish teenagers, never know how to control their hunger, don't know how much to eat, but I always have to end up fixing them...Okay, they will be staying the night in the Hospital Wing and will be going to classes the next morning, you all go to your dorms, and get some sleep, witches your age are supposed to have at least—" Lena cut her off, so they wouldn't have to listen to her lecture, and said, "Right, yes...well thank you Madam Pomphrey, I guess we all should go to sleep now, yes we have a History of Magic exam, and we have to write an essay, and so yeah..." Madam Pomphrey stared at them all for a little while and then just began shaking her head disapprovingly and said, "Yes, well, get going, get going!" and shooed them out of the wing.
"GOSH! That lady is so finicky sometimes!" said AJ, everyone agreeing with her. Hermione who took what Madam Pomphrey was about to say, very interesting said, "Selena, you shouldn't have cut her off, and also lie about that History of Magic Exam. What if she would've found out? I mean and also, the information she was going to tell us, sounded so interesting, that would've told us—" Oosha had to put another silencing charm on her and with her wand flashed, 'sod off'. "Well, I had to do something to make that old miser shut up!" Lena replied. Mione glared at them, and went back to her book, reading while walking. Oosha then decided to take advantage of the charm to make a comment and said, "Man, but did you see how Harry and Ron were? No offence AJ, but Harry looked pregnant!" AJ began to laugh and said, "No offence taken!" They all went to their respective dorms.
The Gryffindor girls' all shared the same room- Erin, Mione, Lena, and Oosha, they would have fun every weekend, together though sometimes got on each other's nerves, Oosha had threatened 'Phlegm' that she would get Lissa and together they would throw her out of the window from Gryffindor Tower. Tonight they all entered their rooms got changed, and went to sleep, but with the exception of Oosha, who had to say her night prayer, Isha, then went into her 4-poster and fell sound asleep.
"OOSHA!! GET UP!!!" Hermione screeched for the 50th time, Oosha responded by kicking her away and groaning, "shut up!!" Lena had gotten up and went into the bathroom before anyone else could. Erin sat up in bed, as her usual perky self, and said, "What's wrong, Mione?" Mione growled, "Stupid Oosha-head won't get up!" Oosha moaned, "Where's my wand? So I can put a fricken silencing charm on you!" and began groping her nightstand with her hand with her eyes still closed. Not finding it, she gave up. Erin jumped out of bed and said, "Maybe I can try!" and walked over to Oosha's 4-poster and was about to touch Oosha to shake her awake, when Oosha opened one eye and said in a threatening voice, "Touch me, and you die, Phlegm!" Erin was a little startled but said, "Yup, I got her up!" and bounced away. Oosha growled menacingly at Erin, and said, "Shut up Erin, or I will personally kill you, I'm not the same Oosha in the morning, don't mess with me, my sister can tell you" Erin pursed her lips and said in a small voice, "Okay, okay, I'll stop" Oosha walked to the door of the bathroom to find it locked, the knocked and Selena came out, wearing her school robes and had a towel in her hair, she said, "Bathroom's all yours" Oosha nodded.
Lena stepped to the dresser and took out her wand, and magically dried her long, red hair and began braiding it in a fast manner. She took out her eyeliner, as all the girls did, and lined her eyes slightly, not making it too obvious; she took out some reddish tinted gloss and glazed her lips. Erin hopped over and took out hers, but she'd always get it above the top of her lip, looking like she had just had a red popsicle and ate it in a messy way. She then took some clear mascara and brushed her eyelashes with a coat. Mione had already gone down, to breakfast.
In the Ravenclaw dorms, AJ was being shaken awake by a Ravenclaw 5th year, Luna Lovegood, AJ held up one hand, with all five fingers outstretched, saying 'five more minutes!!!' in Luna's face. Luna was looking dazed as usual said, "Okay...." and left to go into the bathroom. Ten minutes later she emerged from the door, and saw AJ still sleeping, "AJ! GET UP!!" AJ sat up in bed and was like, 'who, what, how??' Luna exclaimed, which was a bit odd, because she was always dazed, "You're gonna miss breakfast!!" AJ hopped out of bed and ran into the bathroom; arms outstretched before her, and yelled, "MUST HAVE CAFFEINE!!! CHEESE!!" Luna started giggling, back to her dazed self, and put her wand behind her ear, took her issue of The Quibbler, and walked down to breakfast.
In the Slytherin dorm, Lissa was snoring away. Suddenly a snowy white owl came in and started hooting, and nipping at Lissa, to wake up. Lissa grumbled and waved her hand and said in a sleepy voice, "Ya, ya, Draco I know, I love you too, five more minutes..." The owl rolled it's eyes, and waited a minute then began screeching like crazy in Lissa's ear. Lissa sat up and in reflexes smacked the owl. Luckily, Hedwig had seen it coming and dodged it, but got a bit of the smack. Lissa covered her mouth, and said, "AH!! I'm soo sorry Hedwig!! ARRGH!! You scared me! What happens if it was a molester or something?!" Hedwig gave a mad, but dignified hoot, fixed her ruffled feathers, and flew out. Lissa hopped out of bed, and ran into the bathroom.
When they were all at breakfast, sitting at their correct tables, Oosha, Lena, Phlem, and Mione began talking. "Ya, that would be cool if you started a band!" exclaimed Oosha, who didn't eat anything as usual, because she never had an appetite in the morning. Mione looked up from, a book in her lap, while Phlem craned her neck over to read the page, of Hogwarts, A History, and said, "Well, I think you should think of a different more useful future." Lena looked over, and dangerously raised an eyebrow. Oosha said, "Dude, she plays the electric guitar...sod off, AHHAHAHAHHA, I love saying that..." Hermione looked up and gave an exasperated sigh while rolling her eyes, and began reading again, and nibbling on her toast.
Ron and Harry came down and sat down and began to fill their plates up with all the foods on the table. Harry exclaimed, "I'm so hungry!! Argh, I'm famished!" Ron laughed and said, "Well I learnt my lesson from last night's dinner, I've vowed never to over-eat again!" Phlem scooted close to Ron, and said, "I'm so glad Ronnikins, because, I could never stand see you in so much pain again." Ron grinned, mouth full. Oosha, Lena, and Mione, all rolled their eyes and gave looks that said 'how corny', Harry was too into eating all his food, and kept on refilling his plate. Oosha raised an eyebrow, hearing Harry making noises while devouring all his food, and said, "Ahem, umm...Harry you really umm... should give yourself a break" Lena nodded her head while her eyebrow was also raised, and said, "Yaaaaa, umm, you didn't really seem to well, yesterday night, and I swear Madam Pomphrey will poison you, instead of curing you, if we have to take you back..." Phlem, too busy with Ron, and getting all mushy, didn't notice Harry scarfing down plates and plates of food. Oosha just pulled the plate out of Harry's way, Harry exclaimed when his platter of life was taken away from him. "Hey!!" Harry managed to say with his mouth filled to the brim, "I'm still hungry!!" They all gave him skeptical looks. Harry just said, "Whaa??" Mione just got up and said, "C'mon, it's time for class anyways..."
After breakfast, they had History of Magic with the Slytherins. Lena exclaimed, "Yay! Lissa's gonna be with us!" Phlem nodded, clasped onto Ron's arm, the whole way, like she was super glued to him. "I swear she looks like she's gonna start drooling on him..." commented Lena. Oosha looked at Erin and Ron and said, "I think she already did, Mate..."
They then found Lissa with her Malfoy guy, their arms hooked. The gang of girls approached Lissa, and said their Hello's. When the girls turned to Draco, they all gave him queer looks, and giggled a little. Oosha coughed out in between, "cough cough "Ehhemm...marked..uuhh" cough cough...AJ had joined them and began to burst out laughing hysterically, hanging onto Lizard's arm for dear life. Lissa looked up at the ceiling; AJ still attached to her, and began muttering in Spanish, in between laughs. Malfoy just raised an eyebrow questioningly at them all and turned towards Ron and Harry, Ron just muttered, "Girls...I don't understand them..." Draco smiled and said, "True, but they understand us...well...maybe, not youuuu....." Ron shot a death glare at Malfoy, he still, of course, detested him, that was just something that could never be obliterated.
Harry, laughing, stuck a hand in his robes pocket, and pulled out a chocolate frog, and began to devour it. Ron saw them and said, "OY! HARRY! I want one!" at the instant of hearing that, Oosha turned her head and saw Harry stuffing the legs of the struggling frog into his mouth, and exclaimed, "AHH!!! CHOCOLATE!! Cough it up, Harry! C'mon PLEAASSSEE!!! I'll trade you one of my Sugar Quills for one of your chocolate frogs. Harry pondered for the moment thinking, 'Hmm...chocolate compared to real sugar...the quills last longer though...' "Alright it's a deal." Harry grabbed the quill from Oosha's outstretched hand, eager to get it as soon as possible, and began to lick it like a lollipop. Oosha began to tap her foot impatiently and said, "HARRY!! Give me the chocolate!" Harry was like, "Waa?? Oh yeah", and stuck the frog into her hand.
"SCORE!" exclaimed Oosha, who began to bite off the frog's head. "You decapitated the poor frog!" said AJ, sadly. Lissa began prancing around, laughing. Lena, who was unusually hyper, which was extremely fun, pulled out a sharpie from her bag, and began to chase Flem around. Erin ran behind Ron, who was still trying to get a chocolate frog out of Harry. AJ turned her attention from the dissembled frog to Lena and Phlegm's display, and began to chortle insanely. Oosha grabbed the back of Lissa's robes and said, "Come Patsy! We must go on a quest, and seek the Phlegm, and help Lena draw a mustache on her!" Lissa began to make the horse hooves sounds, while Oosha 'rode her'. [eww....sounds kinda wrong...errr...] When they cornered Phlegm, Lena had an insane smile spread across her face, her eyes, manic, the sharpie uncapped. She took one whiff of it, and her eyebrows rose higher. She began to laugh evilly. Oosha and Lissa now held her pinned to the wall, and Lena took the dignity to draw an extremely elegant mustache, with some advises from Oosha and Lissa. She colored her whole area above her upper lip, like an Einstein mustache, and then in honor for Oosha, drew a nice, big, round mole. "Remember, before we were accepted to Hogwarts, we all went to that gay, muggle school? And you did a math project over Einstein, Phlegm? Well, now you can really look like him..." said Lena ecstatically. Erin had given up struggling out of Oosha and Lissa's grasp. They all looked at Erin, who was very tired from trying to scream at them to let her go, just raised an eyebrow dazed, partially because she could smell the sharpie, since it was right under her nose. "I think we're missing something...Einstein didn't have straight, blond hair...more like looking like he was electrocuted, kinda frizzy..." Oosha commented, and smiled while she pulled out her wand, and flicked it at Erin, who's hair went insane.
Now the whole 'Dream Team' was watching. AJ now was hanging onto Harry's arm, who for a minute, abandoned his sweets. Draco was laughing on the floor with Ron. Finally, when they let Erin go, Lissa transformed a piece of Phlem's now wire-y hair into a mirror. Phlem took one look and began to laugh slightly. She looked at her Ickle Ronnie, and saw him laughing. She stood up and towered over his laughing body, and yelled, "RONALD WEASLY, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME, THIS PROVES HOW CONSIDERATE YOU ARE, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? EHMM, I THINK HE NEEDS A TOTAL MAKE-OVER, HOW BOUT IT GIRLS?" The girls all cheered, and agreed, Erin, Lissa, Oosha, AJ, Lena, and Mione, began discussing what would be good. "I think..hmm...maybe Abraham Lincoln?" said Erin. "No, he has red hair, it should be someone like that..." AJ commented. "What ? AHAHAHHAHA he can have long, straight, curled in at the ends, hair!!" Lena and Lissa's faces lit up and said, "OMG!! YESS!! AHAHAHA" "Wait...no...omg...I think we should do....SNAPE!!" Oosha suggested. The girls all screamed, in high pitched voices and turned innocently towards Ron, Sitting up on the ground, perched with his arms behind him.
The girls formed a close circle around him. Erin came face to face with him, and said, "I think you're gonna like this, My Ickle Ronnie..." and gave him a peck on the cheek. [Nothing more, I would go mentally insane, picturing Phlegm doing anymore than just that...shudders lol] Ron, panicking, looked around at the girls' evil smiling faces. Erin pulled out her wand, and turned Ron's hair jet black, greasy, and a bit long. Mione pulled out a small potion kit, mixed a few ingredients together quickly and said, "Drink up, Ron!" Forcibly, Ron gulped it down; his face turned a sickly and pallid, but remained with his bright freckles.
Draco had his chin resting on Lissa's shoulder from behind, and began laughing madly when he saw what they were coming to, his head fell and tilted, resting on Lissa's, while she held Ron down. [Erggh...Lizard, you better be happy now...MYAAAA!!! Okay I'm done...] "Now, the final adjustment, and we all know what that is, don't we?" said Lena. "I GET HONORS!!" called Oosha. She took her wand, quietly muttered a transfiguration spell, and Ron's nose, totally morphed, like an eagle type, hooked beak. "Wow, Ron, you look arrow dynamic!" commented AJ, impressed.
Lizard picked up the mirror, and, Erin covered Ron's eyes, and said, "Ready??" Ron made a very hesitant noise. And Phelm said, "LOOK!" and unshielded his eyes, Ron gazed into the mirror, speechless, and finally said, "I....I...I look so...so...hott!" He jumped up, and said, "HARRY LOOK AT ME? I'm BLEEDIN GORGEOUS!!" He began a 'Snape Happy Dance' while everyone stared at him. Erin began to fiddle with her Einstein hair, and said, "I just don't get it..." Lena looked and said, "I don't either..." Oosha said, "I think he's on something..." AJ commented, "Cheese?" "No, something else..." said Lissa. "CRACK" they said together. Ron still dancing went in circles around Draco, and began to annoy him. "Stop it, Weasley, NOW!" Draco hissed venomously at 'Sevvy-Ron'. "WHY? CUZ I'm HOTT AND YOU'RE NOT?? LALALA" sang Ron.
Draco warned Ron, "If you don't stop I will do something, unforgivable..." "Nothing can stop me!!! lalalala" "That's it, you asked for it..." replied Draco, and immediately grabbed Ron's trousers, and pantzed him. Harry's eyes bulged out, the girls shrieked with laughter, and Draco covered his eyes, as if they were burning, Ron was screaming like a girl, trying his hardest to pull his pants back up. "AHAHHA, wow Ron, what a lovely shade of plaid!" exclaimed Oosha. "Yeah, you look like a Scottie Dog!" laughed AJ. Erin, stared at Ron, and was commented, "Hmmm...boxers, good choice! I've always been wondering if you wore, boxers or—" Lena instantly cut Erin off, and said, "RON, CRACK KILLS... [lol get it? U know, well Erin probably dusnt, butt...u know? AHH, okay must I say more?] pull your boxers up! AHHH!!! MI EYES!!! AHHH!!" Oosha began to do the same, and yelled, "AHH! VIRGIN EYES!! VIRGIN EYES!!" [LOLOL] "WOAH!! I saw a FULL moon tonight!" Lissa gaped. "I bet if Professor Lupin saw, he'd probably transfigure..." commented a very disturbed Mione.
They all went to their classes, and began to take their seats, all together, after saying good-bye to AJ. They sat in rows, 1st row- Draco, Lissa, Lena, Oosha 2nd row- Phlem, Ron, Harry, Mione.
Class was boring as usual, they just passed notes, and talked, except for Mione, who wrote down all the notes, Oosha had forced Lena to draw her a dancing monkey with maracas on her planner. Lissa and Draco were poking each other and giggling like idiots. Phlegm was very interested in the back of Draco's head. 'I wonder how he gets it like that...how much gel...is it hard?' Phlegm's curiosity didn't end there, she even had the dignity to reach out and feel it. Ron smacked Erin's wandering hand and gave her the look and whispered, "Bloody Hell! You'll get cooties! Wash your hands immediately after class! Eww, don't touch me!"
Draco turned around and said, "Did someone touch my hair? Phlegm, was it YOU? AHH!! I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR ESPECIALLY GOOD TONIGHT! I have PHLEGM in it!" Lissa turned around and shot a glare at Flem and said, "Don't touch mi Draggie's hair, that's only my privilege!" and with that Lizard stroked his hair and Oosha sniggered, Lena had an indescribable look on her face. [Therefore I cannot describe it, use your imagination c'mon peeps how do u think Lena would react? lol love ya Lena!]
Harry was still sucking on the sugar quill, he was almost done with it. Ron was trying to pick-pocket Harry's chocolate frogs. "Sod off, Ron! I Need my nourishment!" "Man, Harry, you've been eating wayyy too much, way too many sweets! You NEED TO TAKE A BREAK!" Ron replied in a hoarse whisper. They were now tugging on a chocolate frog between themselves. "Mr. Snape, Mr. Potter! Do Not disturb my class! 5 points from Gryffindor and Slytherin! Now where was I? I was talking a bout the Goblin Wars, wasn't I? Oh Well, I've lost my train of thought now! Well, this means I must start from the beginning! Well, It started in 200 BC...." The whole class groaned and shot death glares at Ron and Harry. "Good job, you manky gits!" Oosha glared at Ron and Harry. Lena shot her flicker finger out at them. "OY!" shouted Ron. "Mr. Snape!" a wheezy voice interrupted them. "5 points from Slytherin, If you do not stop interrupting, I will kick you out of my class! Now where was I? I suppose I will start from the beginning, So in 200 BC, the goblins were enslaved by wizards..." Professor Binns droned on. Lena shot an evil smile at Ron, while he grumbled to himself. 'It wasn't my fault...old...big girl's blouse...stupid...fart...' is all they could make out from his mumbling. Draco began to snicker, Lissa smacked his belly. "Oh!" Draco exclaimed when he felt the smack, thankfully, the wheezy professor was coughing his butt, well ghostly tail, off. Lissa raised her eyebrows and pursed her lips in fright that the teacher might of heard and start his lecture from the beginning. Thankfully, of course, he didn't. Some of the Slytherins began to whisper to each other confusedly, why he had deducted points from Slytherin, and said Snape, until they looked towards Ron with wide eyes. Lissa and Draco were actually probably one of the few Slytherins that got a kick out of it. Harry wasn't paying attention and had managed to yank the chocolate frog from Ron, and began to devour it.
The school day remained as long as it always did, and was filled with new born inside jokes, and Harry's chocolate frog wrappers. Soon, it was time for bed, and they all went to sleep.
[A/N: there was a very dull ending due to Lissa's anticipation, and impatientness- not that, that is even a word, but WHO REALLY CARES, pelt Lizard with small rocks, if you are disappointed. Thank you! Oosha! Lolololol]
Harry got up from the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall, his stomach was filled to the brim of Hogwarts' yummy goodness. He turned to waddle towards the door, his best friend Ron Weasley, followed suit. "Man, I'm stuffed, I mean LITERALLY!" exclaimed Harry to Ron. "Me too, but man, we better stop overeating, mate!" Suddenly a LARGE group of girls flooded over to Harry and Ron chattering loudly. They were:
Hermione Granger aka Mione – Gryffindor Lissa Maeron aka Lizard or Liss – Slytherin Adrienne Yim aka AJ, Ajes – Ravenclaw Selena Neale aka Lena, Foamy – Gryffindor Erin Fleming aka Phlegm, Phlem, Flemmon, or Flem – Gryffindor ME [lol] aka Oosha, – Gryffindor
Harry and Ron moaned to their sprightly manner, covering their ears with one hand while the other one on their stomach. AJ had an extra serving of dessert, unfortunately, was being VERY hyper, and said loudly in Harry's ear, "Hey what's wrong Harry? You look like a breached whale!" Harry replied with a groan, and Ron managed a grunt substituting for his laughter since he was so full. Erin began doing her regular jumping up and down and annoyed Oosha who yelled, "Calm down, Phlegm!" Erin just replied, "Don't call me that!" and continued jumping. Oosha smirked and said, "Yeah whatever, that'll be the day when I ever listen to you..." Lissa began laughing in her exotic manner which consisted of her nose flaring, made Oosha laugh her head off, which caused Erin to hop around more which caused AJ to question what was so funny in a squeaky mousey hypery voice, which caused Lena to raise and eyebrow and just stare, and was planning to wait until they all calmed down. After about 8 more seconds Selena continued to stare with her eyebrow raised and yelled, "IF YOU ALL DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL LIGHT YOU ALL ON FIRE!!!" Everyone stopped their laughing and prattling at once, and looked at Lena, their turn to stare, Hermione even put her book down to stare at Lena. Lena stated, "Erin take some Prozac, you look anxious, Lissa cut down on the spiked lemonade, AJ, you cut down on the sugar, Oosha, keep on calling Erin Phlem, it amuses me, Mione, put the book away" Hermione, who had gone back to reading Hogwarts, A History raised her head out of the book and was like 'waaa???'
Oosha just stared and said thoughtfully after a while, "Isn't it funny how we all have a whole reaction, and then Lena has to calm us down?" Everyone agreed, then turned their heads to see where Ron and Harry were, they had completely forgotten about them. They heard an odd muffling noise coming from behind them, down the corridor to the side of one of the knights in armor. They all cautiously walked towards the groans, curious to see what it was.
There they found Ron and Harry doubled over one another, moaning and groaning. Erin gasped and said, "They don't look too well..." Mione looked over and said, "They should go to the Hospital Wing, Madam Pomphrey would be able to fix them up a potion that could make them feel better..." Erin bounced over to Ron and knelt down and began to poke him, Ron twitched slightly, "Ronnikins, are you alive?" Ron moaned and managed to say, "Don't call...me...that...ughhh" Oosha began to laugh in the background quietly, Mione shot her a look to shut up, Oosh shrugged and tried to control her laughter. AJ quietly walked over to Harry and said as calmly as she could, though she was extremely hyper, "Harry...do you think you could get up, or not?" Harry groaned and opened one eye and shook his head and closed his eye and went back to his moaning. Oosha couldn't help it, but commented, "They sound like Moaning Myrtle! Maybe they should pay a visit to her, they could all moan together in a chorus, they could be called the—" Oosh didn't get to finish because Mione had put the silencing charm on her. Lissa who was snickering soon stopped when Hermione raised her wand threateningly at her too. Oosha nudged Lissa to take the hex off her, Lissa muttered the counter-curse under her breath quietly so Mione wouldn't hear. She grinned in thanks.
AJ got up and said, "Well, they won't be getting up anytime soon, I guess we'll have to take them to the Hospital Wing!" and with her wand, AJ conjured two stretchers and Hermione levitated them onto them. Oosha pulled out her wand, Unicorn Hair, Yew, 9 inches, and said, "I'll direct them to the Hospital Wing" Hermione looked and said, "Hey, but I put a silencing charm on you—" "Must've worn off" Oosha replied. "No, it takes about 15 minutes—" Oosha had put a silencing charm on Hermione, turned to Lissa and gave her a high five. Hermione glared at them both. Oosha said, "Okay well, where were we? Oh yes, I'll guide the stretchers to the Hospital Wing" she began to concentrate hard and levitated them and began guiding them while walking. They all walked together up the staircases, down the corridors, past the many moving paintings, until they reached the Wing.
From there Madam Pomphrey took control and began making potions and antidotes for Ron and Harry. They could hear her muttering under her breathe, "Foolish teenagers, never know how to control their hunger, don't know how much to eat, but I always have to end up fixing them...Okay, they will be staying the night in the Hospital Wing and will be going to classes the next morning, you all go to your dorms, and get some sleep, witches your age are supposed to have at least—" Lena cut her off, so they wouldn't have to listen to her lecture, and said, "Right, yes...well thank you Madam Pomphrey, I guess we all should go to sleep now, yes we have a History of Magic exam, and we have to write an essay, and so yeah..." Madam Pomphrey stared at them all for a little while and then just began shaking her head disapprovingly and said, "Yes, well, get going, get going!" and shooed them out of the wing.
"GOSH! That lady is so finicky sometimes!" said AJ, everyone agreeing with her. Hermione who took what Madam Pomphrey was about to say, very interesting said, "Selena, you shouldn't have cut her off, and also lie about that History of Magic Exam. What if she would've found out? I mean and also, the information she was going to tell us, sounded so interesting, that would've told us—" Oosha had to put another silencing charm on her and with her wand flashed, 'sod off'. "Well, I had to do something to make that old miser shut up!" Lena replied. Mione glared at them, and went back to her book, reading while walking. Oosha then decided to take advantage of the charm to make a comment and said, "Man, but did you see how Harry and Ron were? No offence AJ, but Harry looked pregnant!" AJ began to laugh and said, "No offence taken!" They all went to their respective dorms.
The Gryffindor girls' all shared the same room- Erin, Mione, Lena, and Oosha, they would have fun every weekend, together though sometimes got on each other's nerves, Oosha had threatened 'Phlegm' that she would get Lissa and together they would throw her out of the window from Gryffindor Tower. Tonight they all entered their rooms got changed, and went to sleep, but with the exception of Oosha, who had to say her night prayer, Isha, then went into her 4-poster and fell sound asleep.
"OOSHA!! GET UP!!!" Hermione screeched for the 50th time, Oosha responded by kicking her away and groaning, "shut up!!" Lena had gotten up and went into the bathroom before anyone else could. Erin sat up in bed, as her usual perky self, and said, "What's wrong, Mione?" Mione growled, "Stupid Oosha-head won't get up!" Oosha moaned, "Where's my wand? So I can put a fricken silencing charm on you!" and began groping her nightstand with her hand with her eyes still closed. Not finding it, she gave up. Erin jumped out of bed and said, "Maybe I can try!" and walked over to Oosha's 4-poster and was about to touch Oosha to shake her awake, when Oosha opened one eye and said in a threatening voice, "Touch me, and you die, Phlegm!" Erin was a little startled but said, "Yup, I got her up!" and bounced away. Oosha growled menacingly at Erin, and said, "Shut up Erin, or I will personally kill you, I'm not the same Oosha in the morning, don't mess with me, my sister can tell you" Erin pursed her lips and said in a small voice, "Okay, okay, I'll stop" Oosha walked to the door of the bathroom to find it locked, the knocked and Selena came out, wearing her school robes and had a towel in her hair, she said, "Bathroom's all yours" Oosha nodded.
Lena stepped to the dresser and took out her wand, and magically dried her long, red hair and began braiding it in a fast manner. She took out her eyeliner, as all the girls did, and lined her eyes slightly, not making it too obvious; she took out some reddish tinted gloss and glazed her lips. Erin hopped over and took out hers, but she'd always get it above the top of her lip, looking like she had just had a red popsicle and ate it in a messy way. She then took some clear mascara and brushed her eyelashes with a coat. Mione had already gone down, to breakfast.
In the Ravenclaw dorms, AJ was being shaken awake by a Ravenclaw 5th year, Luna Lovegood, AJ held up one hand, with all five fingers outstretched, saying 'five more minutes!!!' in Luna's face. Luna was looking dazed as usual said, "Okay...." and left to go into the bathroom. Ten minutes later she emerged from the door, and saw AJ still sleeping, "AJ! GET UP!!" AJ sat up in bed and was like, 'who, what, how??' Luna exclaimed, which was a bit odd, because she was always dazed, "You're gonna miss breakfast!!" AJ hopped out of bed and ran into the bathroom; arms outstretched before her, and yelled, "MUST HAVE CAFFEINE!!! CHEESE!!" Luna started giggling, back to her dazed self, and put her wand behind her ear, took her issue of The Quibbler, and walked down to breakfast.
In the Slytherin dorm, Lissa was snoring away. Suddenly a snowy white owl came in and started hooting, and nipping at Lissa, to wake up. Lissa grumbled and waved her hand and said in a sleepy voice, "Ya, ya, Draco I know, I love you too, five more minutes..." The owl rolled it's eyes, and waited a minute then began screeching like crazy in Lissa's ear. Lissa sat up and in reflexes smacked the owl. Luckily, Hedwig had seen it coming and dodged it, but got a bit of the smack. Lissa covered her mouth, and said, "AH!! I'm soo sorry Hedwig!! ARRGH!! You scared me! What happens if it was a molester or something?!" Hedwig gave a mad, but dignified hoot, fixed her ruffled feathers, and flew out. Lissa hopped out of bed, and ran into the bathroom.
When they were all at breakfast, sitting at their correct tables, Oosha, Lena, Phlem, and Mione began talking. "Ya, that would be cool if you started a band!" exclaimed Oosha, who didn't eat anything as usual, because she never had an appetite in the morning. Mione looked up from, a book in her lap, while Phlem craned her neck over to read the page, of Hogwarts, A History, and said, "Well, I think you should think of a different more useful future." Lena looked over, and dangerously raised an eyebrow. Oosha said, "Dude, she plays the electric guitar...sod off, AHHAHAHAHHA, I love saying that..." Hermione looked up and gave an exasperated sigh while rolling her eyes, and began reading again, and nibbling on her toast.
Ron and Harry came down and sat down and began to fill their plates up with all the foods on the table. Harry exclaimed, "I'm so hungry!! Argh, I'm famished!" Ron laughed and said, "Well I learnt my lesson from last night's dinner, I've vowed never to over-eat again!" Phlem scooted close to Ron, and said, "I'm so glad Ronnikins, because, I could never stand see you in so much pain again." Ron grinned, mouth full. Oosha, Lena, and Mione, all rolled their eyes and gave looks that said 'how corny', Harry was too into eating all his food, and kept on refilling his plate. Oosha raised an eyebrow, hearing Harry making noises while devouring all his food, and said, "Ahem, umm...Harry you really umm... should give yourself a break" Lena nodded her head while her eyebrow was also raised, and said, "Yaaaaa, umm, you didn't really seem to well, yesterday night, and I swear Madam Pomphrey will poison you, instead of curing you, if we have to take you back..." Phlem, too busy with Ron, and getting all mushy, didn't notice Harry scarfing down plates and plates of food. Oosha just pulled the plate out of Harry's way, Harry exclaimed when his platter of life was taken away from him. "Hey!!" Harry managed to say with his mouth filled to the brim, "I'm still hungry!!" They all gave him skeptical looks. Harry just said, "Whaa??" Mione just got up and said, "C'mon, it's time for class anyways..."
After breakfast, they had History of Magic with the Slytherins. Lena exclaimed, "Yay! Lissa's gonna be with us!" Phlem nodded, clasped onto Ron's arm, the whole way, like she was super glued to him. "I swear she looks like she's gonna start drooling on him..." commented Lena. Oosha looked at Erin and Ron and said, "I think she already did, Mate..."
They then found Lissa with her Malfoy guy, their arms hooked. The gang of girls approached Lissa, and said their Hello's. When the girls turned to Draco, they all gave him queer looks, and giggled a little. Oosha coughed out in between, "cough cough "Ehhemm...marked..uuhh" cough cough...AJ had joined them and began to burst out laughing hysterically, hanging onto Lizard's arm for dear life. Lissa looked up at the ceiling; AJ still attached to her, and began muttering in Spanish, in between laughs. Malfoy just raised an eyebrow questioningly at them all and turned towards Ron and Harry, Ron just muttered, "Girls...I don't understand them..." Draco smiled and said, "True, but they understand us...well...maybe, not youuuu....." Ron shot a death glare at Malfoy, he still, of course, detested him, that was just something that could never be obliterated.
Harry, laughing, stuck a hand in his robes pocket, and pulled out a chocolate frog, and began to devour it. Ron saw them and said, "OY! HARRY! I want one!" at the instant of hearing that, Oosha turned her head and saw Harry stuffing the legs of the struggling frog into his mouth, and exclaimed, "AHH!!! CHOCOLATE!! Cough it up, Harry! C'mon PLEAASSSEE!!! I'll trade you one of my Sugar Quills for one of your chocolate frogs. Harry pondered for the moment thinking, 'Hmm...chocolate compared to real sugar...the quills last longer though...' "Alright it's a deal." Harry grabbed the quill from Oosha's outstretched hand, eager to get it as soon as possible, and began to lick it like a lollipop. Oosha began to tap her foot impatiently and said, "HARRY!! Give me the chocolate!" Harry was like, "Waa?? Oh yeah", and stuck the frog into her hand.
"SCORE!" exclaimed Oosha, who began to bite off the frog's head. "You decapitated the poor frog!" said AJ, sadly. Lissa began prancing around, laughing. Lena, who was unusually hyper, which was extremely fun, pulled out a sharpie from her bag, and began to chase Flem around. Erin ran behind Ron, who was still trying to get a chocolate frog out of Harry. AJ turned her attention from the dissembled frog to Lena and Phlegm's display, and began to chortle insanely. Oosha grabbed the back of Lissa's robes and said, "Come Patsy! We must go on a quest, and seek the Phlegm, and help Lena draw a mustache on her!" Lissa began to make the horse hooves sounds, while Oosha 'rode her'. [eww....sounds kinda wrong...errr...] When they cornered Phlegm, Lena had an insane smile spread across her face, her eyes, manic, the sharpie uncapped. She took one whiff of it, and her eyebrows rose higher. She began to laugh evilly. Oosha and Lissa now held her pinned to the wall, and Lena took the dignity to draw an extremely elegant mustache, with some advises from Oosha and Lissa. She colored her whole area above her upper lip, like an Einstein mustache, and then in honor for Oosha, drew a nice, big, round mole. "Remember, before we were accepted to Hogwarts, we all went to that gay, muggle school? And you did a math project over Einstein, Phlegm? Well, now you can really look like him..." said Lena ecstatically. Erin had given up struggling out of Oosha and Lissa's grasp. They all looked at Erin, who was very tired from trying to scream at them to let her go, just raised an eyebrow dazed, partially because she could smell the sharpie, since it was right under her nose. "I think we're missing something...Einstein didn't have straight, blond hair...more like looking like he was electrocuted, kinda frizzy..." Oosha commented, and smiled while she pulled out her wand, and flicked it at Erin, who's hair went insane.
Now the whole 'Dream Team' was watching. AJ now was hanging onto Harry's arm, who for a minute, abandoned his sweets. Draco was laughing on the floor with Ron. Finally, when they let Erin go, Lissa transformed a piece of Phlem's now wire-y hair into a mirror. Phlem took one look and began to laugh slightly. She looked at her Ickle Ronnie, and saw him laughing. She stood up and towered over his laughing body, and yelled, "RONALD WEASLY, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME, THIS PROVES HOW CONSIDERATE YOU ARE, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? EHMM, I THINK HE NEEDS A TOTAL MAKE-OVER, HOW BOUT IT GIRLS?" The girls all cheered, and agreed, Erin, Lissa, Oosha, AJ, Lena, and Mione, began discussing what would be good. "I think..hmm...maybe Abraham Lincoln?" said Erin. "No, he has red hair, it should be someone like that..." AJ commented. "What ? AHAHAHHAHA he can have long, straight, curled in at the ends, hair!!" Lena and Lissa's faces lit up and said, "OMG!! YESS!! AHAHAHA" "Wait...no...omg...I think we should do....SNAPE!!" Oosha suggested. The girls all screamed, in high pitched voices and turned innocently towards Ron, Sitting up on the ground, perched with his arms behind him.
The girls formed a close circle around him. Erin came face to face with him, and said, "I think you're gonna like this, My Ickle Ronnie..." and gave him a peck on the cheek. [Nothing more, I would go mentally insane, picturing Phlegm doing anymore than just that...shudders lol] Ron, panicking, looked around at the girls' evil smiling faces. Erin pulled out her wand, and turned Ron's hair jet black, greasy, and a bit long. Mione pulled out a small potion kit, mixed a few ingredients together quickly and said, "Drink up, Ron!" Forcibly, Ron gulped it down; his face turned a sickly and pallid, but remained with his bright freckles.
Draco had his chin resting on Lissa's shoulder from behind, and began laughing madly when he saw what they were coming to, his head fell and tilted, resting on Lissa's, while she held Ron down. [Erggh...Lizard, you better be happy now...MYAAAA!!! Okay I'm done...] "Now, the final adjustment, and we all know what that is, don't we?" said Lena. "I GET HONORS!!" called Oosha. She took her wand, quietly muttered a transfiguration spell, and Ron's nose, totally morphed, like an eagle type, hooked beak. "Wow, Ron, you look arrow dynamic!" commented AJ, impressed.
Lizard picked up the mirror, and, Erin covered Ron's eyes, and said, "Ready??" Ron made a very hesitant noise. And Phelm said, "LOOK!" and unshielded his eyes, Ron gazed into the mirror, speechless, and finally said, "I....I...I look so...so...hott!" He jumped up, and said, "HARRY LOOK AT ME? I'm BLEEDIN GORGEOUS!!" He began a 'Snape Happy Dance' while everyone stared at him. Erin began to fiddle with her Einstein hair, and said, "I just don't get it..." Lena looked and said, "I don't either..." Oosha said, "I think he's on something..." AJ commented, "Cheese?" "No, something else..." said Lissa. "CRACK" they said together. Ron still dancing went in circles around Draco, and began to annoy him. "Stop it, Weasley, NOW!" Draco hissed venomously at 'Sevvy-Ron'. "WHY? CUZ I'm HOTT AND YOU'RE NOT?? LALALA" sang Ron.
Draco warned Ron, "If you don't stop I will do something, unforgivable..." "Nothing can stop me!!! lalalala" "That's it, you asked for it..." replied Draco, and immediately grabbed Ron's trousers, and pantzed him. Harry's eyes bulged out, the girls shrieked with laughter, and Draco covered his eyes, as if they were burning, Ron was screaming like a girl, trying his hardest to pull his pants back up. "AHAHHA, wow Ron, what a lovely shade of plaid!" exclaimed Oosha. "Yeah, you look like a Scottie Dog!" laughed AJ. Erin, stared at Ron, and was commented, "Hmmm...boxers, good choice! I've always been wondering if you wore, boxers or—" Lena instantly cut Erin off, and said, "RON, CRACK KILLS... [lol get it? U know, well Erin probably dusnt, butt...u know? AHH, okay must I say more?] pull your boxers up! AHHH!!! MI EYES!!! AHHH!!" Oosha began to do the same, and yelled, "AHH! VIRGIN EYES!! VIRGIN EYES!!" [LOLOL] "WOAH!! I saw a FULL moon tonight!" Lissa gaped. "I bet if Professor Lupin saw, he'd probably transfigure..." commented a very disturbed Mione.
They all went to their classes, and began to take their seats, all together, after saying good-bye to AJ. They sat in rows, 1st row- Draco, Lissa, Lena, Oosha 2nd row- Phlem, Ron, Harry, Mione.
Class was boring as usual, they just passed notes, and talked, except for Mione, who wrote down all the notes, Oosha had forced Lena to draw her a dancing monkey with maracas on her planner. Lissa and Draco were poking each other and giggling like idiots. Phlegm was very interested in the back of Draco's head. 'I wonder how he gets it like that...how much gel...is it hard?' Phlegm's curiosity didn't end there, she even had the dignity to reach out and feel it. Ron smacked Erin's wandering hand and gave her the look and whispered, "Bloody Hell! You'll get cooties! Wash your hands immediately after class! Eww, don't touch me!"
Draco turned around and said, "Did someone touch my hair? Phlegm, was it YOU? AHH!! I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR ESPECIALLY GOOD TONIGHT! I have PHLEGM in it!" Lissa turned around and shot a glare at Flem and said, "Don't touch mi Draggie's hair, that's only my privilege!" and with that Lizard stroked his hair and Oosha sniggered, Lena had an indescribable look on her face. [Therefore I cannot describe it, use your imagination c'mon peeps how do u think Lena would react? lol love ya Lena!]
Harry was still sucking on the sugar quill, he was almost done with it. Ron was trying to pick-pocket Harry's chocolate frogs. "Sod off, Ron! I Need my nourishment!" "Man, Harry, you've been eating wayyy too much, way too many sweets! You NEED TO TAKE A BREAK!" Ron replied in a hoarse whisper. They were now tugging on a chocolate frog between themselves. "Mr. Snape, Mr. Potter! Do Not disturb my class! 5 points from Gryffindor and Slytherin! Now where was I? I was talking a bout the Goblin Wars, wasn't I? Oh Well, I've lost my train of thought now! Well, this means I must start from the beginning! Well, It started in 200 BC...." The whole class groaned and shot death glares at Ron and Harry. "Good job, you manky gits!" Oosha glared at Ron and Harry. Lena shot her flicker finger out at them. "OY!" shouted Ron. "Mr. Snape!" a wheezy voice interrupted them. "5 points from Slytherin, If you do not stop interrupting, I will kick you out of my class! Now where was I? I suppose I will start from the beginning, So in 200 BC, the goblins were enslaved by wizards..." Professor Binns droned on. Lena shot an evil smile at Ron, while he grumbled to himself. 'It wasn't my fault...old...big girl's blouse...stupid...fart...' is all they could make out from his mumbling. Draco began to snicker, Lissa smacked his belly. "Oh!" Draco exclaimed when he felt the smack, thankfully, the wheezy professor was coughing his butt, well ghostly tail, off. Lissa raised her eyebrows and pursed her lips in fright that the teacher might of heard and start his lecture from the beginning. Thankfully, of course, he didn't. Some of the Slytherins began to whisper to each other confusedly, why he had deducted points from Slytherin, and said Snape, until they looked towards Ron with wide eyes. Lissa and Draco were actually probably one of the few Slytherins that got a kick out of it. Harry wasn't paying attention and had managed to yank the chocolate frog from Ron, and began to devour it.
The school day remained as long as it always did, and was filled with new born inside jokes, and Harry's chocolate frog wrappers. Soon, it was time for bed, and they all went to sleep.
[A/N: there was a very dull ending due to Lissa's anticipation, and impatientness- not that, that is even a word, but WHO REALLY CARES, pelt Lizard with small rocks, if you are disappointed. Thank you! Oosha! Lolololol]