Chapter 2- Christmas is nearing, Harry, is getting fatter...hmm....
The girls and boys continued their daily lifestyles, Harry began to become plumper then what was natural. Christmas time began blooming and everyone was in a frenzy of buying presents and decorating.
But for a certain group of friends, it was a regular day. "SUGAR CHEESE CAFFEINE! SUGAR CHEESE CAFFEINE! SUGAR CHEESE CAFFEINE!!" AJ chorused while jumping up and down at the same time. Lena began laughing and put a hand on one of her shoulders and said, "Okay, AJ let's start from the beginning." Oosha put her hand on AJ's other shoulder and said firmly, "Who gave you the sugar?" AJ sprang up and said, "THE STINKY CHEESE MAN!"
Lizard commented, a bit frustrated, "Who the bloody hell is the 'stinky cheese man'?" The girls all thought hard together, with the exception of Adrienne who was jumping and prancing around them.
At once they all exclaimed, "HARRY!" at that moment a chubby kid, with messy black hair and startling green eyes, turned around and said with a stuffed mouth, "Whhaaa?"
"It makes sense! Harry is all sugar stocked and obviously he gave some to AJ, cuz they're together!" Erin said in a 'matter of fact' voice. They all looked at her surprised, thinking, how she understood something so easily and respond to their astonished faces, "I'm not that stupid you know." The girls all raised knowing eyebrows at each other and just giggled.
AJ still jumping said, "ME AND THE STINKY CHEESE MAN SHARED A SUGAR QUILL!" Lena exclaimed, "Bloody! HE SHARED one with YOU?" AJ nodded earnestly and sprang to the left, and then to the right, and then back to the left.
Draco walked up to the girls and put an arm around Lena, and said, "Hey hot stuff!" Selena, at that instant, 'Karate chopped' Draco's hand and said in a very loud, mad, irate voice, "I'M NOT BLOODY LISSA!" Draco was cradling his "injured" hand and smirked when he realized. "Whoops, I'm sorry, Lena" Selena furrowed her eye brows together and said, "Shut up, go to Lissa, you scarred me." Erin chimed up, "Well, he scarred you, but marked her." Pointing to Lissa. Everyone thrusted their hands to shut Erin up, and Draco raised an eyebrow confused and said, "What?" Lissa grabbed his arm and pulled him next to her and said, "Nothing, Dragon Dearest" The girls began to gag at the corny nick name.
Draco chortled and said, "Of course!" Lissa continued cooing to him in a sweet voice, "And if you ever make a mistake like that again, I personally will beat your arse!" Draco smiled and then stopped when he heard her and smirked and said, "Alright!" Lissa smiled and said, "Good Draco!" and began to pet his hair, her favorite part about Draco. [A/N: infront of her friends only, God knows what she REALLY likes most, but she shows that in the dungeon... ERRRLLACCK!!!! AHHHH!!! ERRGHHH!! NASTY MENTAL IMAGES!! AHHHH!!! Lololol]
The girls were all bored of just standing around and AJ jumping in circles, they began thinking of what to give to each other. Oosha, who didn't celebrate Christmas, was giving presents to her friends anyways, because she loves them oh soooo much! [A/N: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA yes I do love you all so very much! I'm not talking to u Flem...AHAHHAHAHAHHA Hokay soo.... On with the story]
Today was the last day of classes before Christmas/Winter vacation began. Harry was ecstatic about expecting how many more sweets he'd get as presents from his friends. The girls had all concluded that Harry was just trying to fatten up, because the Dursley's starved him all summer, or he's depressed, or his whole mouth was a sweet tooth.
As the days had gone on, there was a queer young, hyper girl, that just appeared everywhere they went, every corner they turned... there she was. She had brown shoulder length hair, braces, and a very loud personality. Finally, the girls decided to become acquainted.
"HI MY NAME IS LAUREN BRADLEY! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BRAD!" she exclaimed. "HI BRAD!!!" they all chorused together. After that she automatically became part of their 'clique'. She was in Slytherin with Lissa. [A/N: LISSA MORENO!!! YOU KEEP URE WANDERING EYES OFF MI SCREEN!!!! I WILL FLOGG U!!!! okay thank you... on with the story..]
"I shall call you B-rad, B-razz, and in special occasions....DidyouknowGeorge, and you may call me Oosha." Oosha said to Brad. "You may call me Lissa, Lizard, or Liss, and I shall call you Brad." Lissa said to Brad. "You can call me by the nicknames Lena or Foamy the Squirrel, and I shall call you Brad." Selena told Bradley. "Call me Erin, but call me Flem, if you want, it seems all of them do." Erin told Brad. "CALL ME AJ!!!!!!" Adrienne screamed while jumping around Brad. Brad exclaimed, "OKIE!!!!!" and began jumping with AJ.
"Wow, they will make a pair!" Lissa exclaimed. "This is going to be bloody scary..." Lena said with a smile.
When they went to class, it was the same old, same old seating, but with Brad included. In class they didn't do much, because it was the last day. In History of Magic, they all took a nap, in Charms, they got to play with different charms they had learnt, in Transfiguration McGonagall persisted that they do some last minute learning- very boring..., in Potions, they were assigned work to do...errr e-vile Snapey. Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures they just talked.
"FINALLY!!!" Ron exclaimed, loosening his tie. Harry mumbled in agreement, buisily trying to open a tricky ice mice packet. By now, Harry had developed quite a double chin. He had decreased in his number of fan girls greatly. "HARRRYYY!!!!" AJ hollered. "YEBBESS???" Harry replied, his chin getting in the way of speaking correctly as he still looked down fiddling with his wrapper. "Can you give me an ice mice? Or shall I say mouse?" Harry hesitated for a moment about giving up his precious sweets then decided to use some sort of psychological thingy. "You know it makes your teeth chatter a squeak for hours?" Harry replied.
Draco had caught on to what Harry was trying to do, and said, "No problem, Adrienne is like that all the time, I don't think it would make a big difference, Potter." He said coolly. AJ nodded earnestly, the girls began to giggle as they saw the remorseful look on Harry's pleasantly plump face. "Anyways Harry, your getting a bit chubby, soon I'll have to call you Chubbs. You should share the wealth, anyhow" AJ said while nodding her head in an adult like manner. At that moment hearing he was chubby, he looked up suddenly with a very sad puppy face on. It looked very odd since he had such a large part of flab under his chin, he looked sort of like a baby...but very...erm...fat.
AJ started laughing her head off, and slung an arm around Harry's shoulder to keep from falling and while doing so stuck her hand onto Harry's ice mice packet and pulled out one and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Hey does it run in the fami— never mind..." Lissa was about to say. Brad turned around suddenly, her back had been towards Harry. She smelt the smell of a new packet of fresh candy being opened when she saw the wrapper in Harry's hand, she jumped up and dove through the air for his hand.
Everyone saw it in slowmo- AJ chewing her candy, Harry slowly about to stick his hand in, Brad jumping up while yelling ARRRGGGHHH very slowly, and Harry's high pitch scream, "TOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"
But to late, Brad had Harry pinned to the floor, squirming around trying to get up, like a turtle on its back. Brad grabbed the pack of ice mice and pulled out a handful of the little candies and stuffed them into her mouth.
Draco was leaning hard on Lissa, chances of falling were large. He was laughing so hard, "AHH! You SHULDA—EHHEHEH—POTTER YOUR FAT FACE!! WAS LIKE! OH!!—THAT WAS RICH!!"
The girls luckily hung onto one another while laughing. They were all standing outside the Great Hall. Ron had collapsed onto Flem, who couldn't hold his weight, who collapsed on to Lena, who was going to be crushed who fell onto Oosha, who had a horrible sense of balance when being pushed down by 3 people, fell on the floor. It was a bit like the domino effect.
"ERIN!! GET URE BLOODY ARSE OFF ME RIGHT NOW!!!" Selena screamed while slapping her repeatedly one after the other on her arm. "RONNIKINS, AS MUCH AS- UGGH- I WANT TO STAY LIKE THIS—OWW!! I THINK YOU REALLY HAVE TO GET UP!!!" Erin managed to say over his laughter. By now Brad had fully swallowed her hostaged [a/n: hehehe I made a new word!] candy and Harry had collected himself.
AJ, now, said very sternly to Harry while grabbing his ear, and pulling his head down to her level, "Harry James Potter, tell me EXACTLY who this 'Tom' you yelled out for? Instead of me?" Harry blushed a crimson red, and replied, "Oh umm.. some dude I knew...he..umm..doesnt really exist now...umm...he's my diary cough..." AJ paused for a moment with no expression whatsoever on her face, and began giggling, "Harry, you never told me you had a diary?! AHAHA aww, you're so cute and chubby! Aww, and you write to some 'Tom'? AHHAHA Well, at least it isn't a girl!" Harry blushed and said, "Umm yaa...hehehe."
AJ smiled widely with her teeth showing and eyes closed, you could see her teeth squeaking and chattering due to the ice mice candy she had just consumed.
"Potter, you have a diary?" Draco who had recovered started to laugh again, tears began welling up in his eyes. Ron had an astonished look on his face and said, "Harry...you have a diary? Why didn't you ever tell us?" Ron had a bit of an alarmed, cautious tone. "Ummm...well..umm...its...ITS PRIVATE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!" Draco let out a howl of laughter and started rolling on the floor clutching his hand to his stomach while pounding the floor with the other. "GOSH POTTER! YOU'RE MORE GIRLY THAN I THOUGHT!!" Harry blushed even more. Hermione spoke up now.
"Well I don't think it's a bad thing for Harry to have someone, or a diary, to spill his secrets now to, I think, emotionally, it is extremely healthy for him, on account that he has to stay with the Dursley's every summer."
Hermione was about to continue, but Lena had put a hand on her shoulder, and shook her head, saying 'no'. Hermione let out an exasperated sigh, and said with a pout, "Fine!" to Lena. Lena nodded her head and said, "Thank You." in an over dramatic adult voice.
The day continued and ended with the girls crashing the Gryffindor girl's dorm room. They were having a pillow fight. All of the girls were there, Lissa, Brad, and AJ, even though they weren't in Gryffindor. They were bursting pillows EVERYWHERE!! "OOOHHH!!!!" AJ, Oosha, and B-razz yelled, when Lissa slammed a pillow on Lena's head.
Lena paused and dropped her pillow, looked up fast, let out a Japanese Bruce Lee scream and pounced in the air, Lissa had an expression of shock on her face and saw Lena in slow-mo like she saw Brad, when she realized what was going to happen to her, she was about to move, but was too late. Lena had landed and was slapping and clawing at Lizard.
Lissa was laughing because Lena's nails had found her sensitive spot, that she knew of, and began to make Lissa's nose flare from laughter. "AHH!!! LENA STOP!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA" Finally, when Lissa began to turn blue, Lena stopped, stood up and brushed her PJ pants off, and dusted her hands, and walked to her pillow, grabbed it, and gave one final whack to Lizard.
"Wow, I didn't know you could do Bruce Lee noises" said Oosha amazed at Selena's hidden talent. The other girls nodded in agreement. "Duuuuuddddeee...." They all said. Lena laughed and said, "Okay y'all, listen, it only comes when I'm motivated, so don't expect that I'll do it often." The girls nodded and said, "Okay..." still in mesmerized voices.
"I gotta go to the loo." Oosha said, while walking towards the open door leading to the restroom. When she turned the lights on and locked the door, she let out a yell, "WHY THE HELL IS THE TOILET WATER BLUE!?! IT'S LIKE SMURF COLORED!!" The girls collapsed on heaps of feathers on the ground laughing. Oosha slammed the door opened with a look of utter scorn painted on her face. "Alright which one of you smurfs pissed blue?" she said in an angry voice and added, "And didn't flush the crapper?" [A/N: that's what I call the toilet incase y'all were wondering].
The girls propped themselves up on their elbows and said, "The toilet WATER is blue, you dork!" Oosha suddenly had a quizzical look on her face and said plainly, "Wha?"
Then, Flem resided her giggling, sighed and said, "The house elves have began to use a new way of cleaning the "crapper", they use blue anti- defectants." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THERE IS MELTED SMURF IN THE JOHN!" Oosha yelled. Lissa began laughing all over again. AJ exasperated said, "ITS CLEANING SUPPLY, LIKE WINDEX!"
Suddenly a look of relief came on Oosha's face and said, "Oh!! So that means it's clean? Well I'm gonna leave a note to the house elves to leave us the bluest of blue toilet water in Hogwarts castle, bluer than the sky, bluer than the Ravenclaw house color, bluer than—" she was cut off by Lena. "OKAY WE GOT THE PICTURE OOSH! NOW GO USE THE FRICKEN LOOEY AND GET BACK!" "Hey you know what Windex reminds me of? My Big Fat Greek Wedding, when the dad was like, 'Use Windex!' AHHAHAHAH—" "JUST GOOOOOOO!!!!"
Oosha nodded comically and began galloping while clopping her hands together in horse hooves sounds hitting pavement, towards the bathroom.
Minutes later she walked out and said, "So what'd I miss?" Lissa got up and began dancing around like a loon and said, "We're having a SLUMBER PARTAY!" Oosha threw her hands up in wild excitement and began dancing crazily in circles also. Soon everyone caught it and was going in a whirl.
The girls finally settled down and continued their slumber party.
Epilouge of the Chapter:
The girls got out of hand and galloped to go get food, and obviously went to the Hogwarts kitchens, but were caught by Mrs. Norris, which eventually led them to getting caught by Filch. The girls of course had to serve a week of detention when they got back from vacation, polishing the trophies in the trophy room. "Hey Lissa?" Oosh asked. "Hmm?..." Lissa responded. "What happens if you screwdriver Filch? Maybe we can get let off!" The girls all began suppressing the urge of puking. "Howwwaaa bouutttt....NO!!" Lissa yelled the last bit in Oosh's ear. "OWW!!" Oosha yelled, "THAT HURT!" and she sacked Lissa at the back of her head. "Meh!" and the story continues.... In CHAPTER 3!!! Dun dun dun. Christmas approaches ever so closely.
[A/N: yeh well I needed to finish up this chappie for u all! I wanted to give u peeps summin, and Lissa, the alarm clock will be in Chappie 3! It all fits, I have it put together, don't SAY A WORD TO NE1 WHAT THE PLAN IZ!!! Okay little boogars who all OH so love mi fic! I hope you love it!! I had fun writing it, and if u didn't notice, which is real daft of u if u didn't, that I incorporated times we had at our depressing, gay, muggle skool! ENJOY!! Luv ya'll! BYEZ FER NOW!! Oosha]
The girls and boys continued their daily lifestyles, Harry began to become plumper then what was natural. Christmas time began blooming and everyone was in a frenzy of buying presents and decorating.
But for a certain group of friends, it was a regular day. "SUGAR CHEESE CAFFEINE! SUGAR CHEESE CAFFEINE! SUGAR CHEESE CAFFEINE!!" AJ chorused while jumping up and down at the same time. Lena began laughing and put a hand on one of her shoulders and said, "Okay, AJ let's start from the beginning." Oosha put her hand on AJ's other shoulder and said firmly, "Who gave you the sugar?" AJ sprang up and said, "THE STINKY CHEESE MAN!"
Lizard commented, a bit frustrated, "Who the bloody hell is the 'stinky cheese man'?" The girls all thought hard together, with the exception of Adrienne who was jumping and prancing around them.
At once they all exclaimed, "HARRY!" at that moment a chubby kid, with messy black hair and startling green eyes, turned around and said with a stuffed mouth, "Whhaaa?"
"It makes sense! Harry is all sugar stocked and obviously he gave some to AJ, cuz they're together!" Erin said in a 'matter of fact' voice. They all looked at her surprised, thinking, how she understood something so easily and respond to their astonished faces, "I'm not that stupid you know." The girls all raised knowing eyebrows at each other and just giggled.
AJ still jumping said, "ME AND THE STINKY CHEESE MAN SHARED A SUGAR QUILL!" Lena exclaimed, "Bloody! HE SHARED one with YOU?" AJ nodded earnestly and sprang to the left, and then to the right, and then back to the left.
Draco walked up to the girls and put an arm around Lena, and said, "Hey hot stuff!" Selena, at that instant, 'Karate chopped' Draco's hand and said in a very loud, mad, irate voice, "I'M NOT BLOODY LISSA!" Draco was cradling his "injured" hand and smirked when he realized. "Whoops, I'm sorry, Lena" Selena furrowed her eye brows together and said, "Shut up, go to Lissa, you scarred me." Erin chimed up, "Well, he scarred you, but marked her." Pointing to Lissa. Everyone thrusted their hands to shut Erin up, and Draco raised an eyebrow confused and said, "What?" Lissa grabbed his arm and pulled him next to her and said, "Nothing, Dragon Dearest" The girls began to gag at the corny nick name.
Draco chortled and said, "Of course!" Lissa continued cooing to him in a sweet voice, "And if you ever make a mistake like that again, I personally will beat your arse!" Draco smiled and then stopped when he heard her and smirked and said, "Alright!" Lissa smiled and said, "Good Draco!" and began to pet his hair, her favorite part about Draco. [A/N: infront of her friends only, God knows what she REALLY likes most, but she shows that in the dungeon... ERRRLLACCK!!!! AHHHH!!! ERRGHHH!! NASTY MENTAL IMAGES!! AHHHH!!! Lololol]
The girls were all bored of just standing around and AJ jumping in circles, they began thinking of what to give to each other. Oosha, who didn't celebrate Christmas, was giving presents to her friends anyways, because she loves them oh soooo much! [A/N: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA yes I do love you all so very much! I'm not talking to u Flem...AHAHHAHAHAHHA Hokay soo.... On with the story]
Today was the last day of classes before Christmas/Winter vacation began. Harry was ecstatic about expecting how many more sweets he'd get as presents from his friends. The girls had all concluded that Harry was just trying to fatten up, because the Dursley's starved him all summer, or he's depressed, or his whole mouth was a sweet tooth.
As the days had gone on, there was a queer young, hyper girl, that just appeared everywhere they went, every corner they turned... there she was. She had brown shoulder length hair, braces, and a very loud personality. Finally, the girls decided to become acquainted.
"HI MY NAME IS LAUREN BRADLEY! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BRAD!" she exclaimed. "HI BRAD!!!" they all chorused together. After that she automatically became part of their 'clique'. She was in Slytherin with Lissa. [A/N: LISSA MORENO!!! YOU KEEP URE WANDERING EYES OFF MI SCREEN!!!! I WILL FLOGG U!!!! okay thank you... on with the story..]
"I shall call you B-rad, B-razz, and in special occasions....DidyouknowGeorge, and you may call me Oosha." Oosha said to Brad. "You may call me Lissa, Lizard, or Liss, and I shall call you Brad." Lissa said to Brad. "You can call me by the nicknames Lena or Foamy the Squirrel, and I shall call you Brad." Selena told Bradley. "Call me Erin, but call me Flem, if you want, it seems all of them do." Erin told Brad. "CALL ME AJ!!!!!!" Adrienne screamed while jumping around Brad. Brad exclaimed, "OKIE!!!!!" and began jumping with AJ.
"Wow, they will make a pair!" Lissa exclaimed. "This is going to be bloody scary..." Lena said with a smile.
When they went to class, it was the same old, same old seating, but with Brad included. In class they didn't do much, because it was the last day. In History of Magic, they all took a nap, in Charms, they got to play with different charms they had learnt, in Transfiguration McGonagall persisted that they do some last minute learning- very boring..., in Potions, they were assigned work to do...errr e-vile Snapey. Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures they just talked.
"FINALLY!!!" Ron exclaimed, loosening his tie. Harry mumbled in agreement, buisily trying to open a tricky ice mice packet. By now, Harry had developed quite a double chin. He had decreased in his number of fan girls greatly. "HARRRYYY!!!!" AJ hollered. "YEBBESS???" Harry replied, his chin getting in the way of speaking correctly as he still looked down fiddling with his wrapper. "Can you give me an ice mice? Or shall I say mouse?" Harry hesitated for a moment about giving up his precious sweets then decided to use some sort of psychological thingy. "You know it makes your teeth chatter a squeak for hours?" Harry replied.
Draco had caught on to what Harry was trying to do, and said, "No problem, Adrienne is like that all the time, I don't think it would make a big difference, Potter." He said coolly. AJ nodded earnestly, the girls began to giggle as they saw the remorseful look on Harry's pleasantly plump face. "Anyways Harry, your getting a bit chubby, soon I'll have to call you Chubbs. You should share the wealth, anyhow" AJ said while nodding her head in an adult like manner. At that moment hearing he was chubby, he looked up suddenly with a very sad puppy face on. It looked very odd since he had such a large part of flab under his chin, he looked sort of like a baby...but very...erm...fat.
AJ started laughing her head off, and slung an arm around Harry's shoulder to keep from falling and while doing so stuck her hand onto Harry's ice mice packet and pulled out one and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Hey does it run in the fami— never mind..." Lissa was about to say. Brad turned around suddenly, her back had been towards Harry. She smelt the smell of a new packet of fresh candy being opened when she saw the wrapper in Harry's hand, she jumped up and dove through the air for his hand.
Everyone saw it in slowmo- AJ chewing her candy, Harry slowly about to stick his hand in, Brad jumping up while yelling ARRRGGGHHH very slowly, and Harry's high pitch scream, "TOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"
But to late, Brad had Harry pinned to the floor, squirming around trying to get up, like a turtle on its back. Brad grabbed the pack of ice mice and pulled out a handful of the little candies and stuffed them into her mouth.
Draco was leaning hard on Lissa, chances of falling were large. He was laughing so hard, "AHH! You SHULDA—EHHEHEH—POTTER YOUR FAT FACE!! WAS LIKE! OH!!—THAT WAS RICH!!"
The girls luckily hung onto one another while laughing. They were all standing outside the Great Hall. Ron had collapsed onto Flem, who couldn't hold his weight, who collapsed on to Lena, who was going to be crushed who fell onto Oosha, who had a horrible sense of balance when being pushed down by 3 people, fell on the floor. It was a bit like the domino effect.
"ERIN!! GET URE BLOODY ARSE OFF ME RIGHT NOW!!!" Selena screamed while slapping her repeatedly one after the other on her arm. "RONNIKINS, AS MUCH AS- UGGH- I WANT TO STAY LIKE THIS—OWW!! I THINK YOU REALLY HAVE TO GET UP!!!" Erin managed to say over his laughter. By now Brad had fully swallowed her hostaged [a/n: hehehe I made a new word!] candy and Harry had collected himself.
AJ, now, said very sternly to Harry while grabbing his ear, and pulling his head down to her level, "Harry James Potter, tell me EXACTLY who this 'Tom' you yelled out for? Instead of me?" Harry blushed a crimson red, and replied, "Oh umm.. some dude I knew...he..umm..doesnt really exist now...umm...he's my diary cough..." AJ paused for a moment with no expression whatsoever on her face, and began giggling, "Harry, you never told me you had a diary?! AHAHA aww, you're so cute and chubby! Aww, and you write to some 'Tom'? AHHAHA Well, at least it isn't a girl!" Harry blushed and said, "Umm yaa...hehehe."
AJ smiled widely with her teeth showing and eyes closed, you could see her teeth squeaking and chattering due to the ice mice candy she had just consumed.
"Potter, you have a diary?" Draco who had recovered started to laugh again, tears began welling up in his eyes. Ron had an astonished look on his face and said, "Harry...you have a diary? Why didn't you ever tell us?" Ron had a bit of an alarmed, cautious tone. "Ummm...well..umm...its...ITS PRIVATE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!" Draco let out a howl of laughter and started rolling on the floor clutching his hand to his stomach while pounding the floor with the other. "GOSH POTTER! YOU'RE MORE GIRLY THAN I THOUGHT!!" Harry blushed even more. Hermione spoke up now.
"Well I don't think it's a bad thing for Harry to have someone, or a diary, to spill his secrets now to, I think, emotionally, it is extremely healthy for him, on account that he has to stay with the Dursley's every summer."
Hermione was about to continue, but Lena had put a hand on her shoulder, and shook her head, saying 'no'. Hermione let out an exasperated sigh, and said with a pout, "Fine!" to Lena. Lena nodded her head and said, "Thank You." in an over dramatic adult voice.
The day continued and ended with the girls crashing the Gryffindor girl's dorm room. They were having a pillow fight. All of the girls were there, Lissa, Brad, and AJ, even though they weren't in Gryffindor. They were bursting pillows EVERYWHERE!! "OOOHHH!!!!" AJ, Oosha, and B-razz yelled, when Lissa slammed a pillow on Lena's head.
Lena paused and dropped her pillow, looked up fast, let out a Japanese Bruce Lee scream and pounced in the air, Lissa had an expression of shock on her face and saw Lena in slow-mo like she saw Brad, when she realized what was going to happen to her, she was about to move, but was too late. Lena had landed and was slapping and clawing at Lizard.
Lissa was laughing because Lena's nails had found her sensitive spot, that she knew of, and began to make Lissa's nose flare from laughter. "AHH!!! LENA STOP!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA" Finally, when Lissa began to turn blue, Lena stopped, stood up and brushed her PJ pants off, and dusted her hands, and walked to her pillow, grabbed it, and gave one final whack to Lizard.
"Wow, I didn't know you could do Bruce Lee noises" said Oosha amazed at Selena's hidden talent. The other girls nodded in agreement. "Duuuuuddddeee...." They all said. Lena laughed and said, "Okay y'all, listen, it only comes when I'm motivated, so don't expect that I'll do it often." The girls nodded and said, "Okay..." still in mesmerized voices.
"I gotta go to the loo." Oosha said, while walking towards the open door leading to the restroom. When she turned the lights on and locked the door, she let out a yell, "WHY THE HELL IS THE TOILET WATER BLUE!?! IT'S LIKE SMURF COLORED!!" The girls collapsed on heaps of feathers on the ground laughing. Oosha slammed the door opened with a look of utter scorn painted on her face. "Alright which one of you smurfs pissed blue?" she said in an angry voice and added, "And didn't flush the crapper?" [A/N: that's what I call the toilet incase y'all were wondering].
The girls propped themselves up on their elbows and said, "The toilet WATER is blue, you dork!" Oosha suddenly had a quizzical look on her face and said plainly, "Wha?"
Then, Flem resided her giggling, sighed and said, "The house elves have began to use a new way of cleaning the "crapper", they use blue anti- defectants." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THERE IS MELTED SMURF IN THE JOHN!" Oosha yelled. Lissa began laughing all over again. AJ exasperated said, "ITS CLEANING SUPPLY, LIKE WINDEX!"
Suddenly a look of relief came on Oosha's face and said, "Oh!! So that means it's clean? Well I'm gonna leave a note to the house elves to leave us the bluest of blue toilet water in Hogwarts castle, bluer than the sky, bluer than the Ravenclaw house color, bluer than—" she was cut off by Lena. "OKAY WE GOT THE PICTURE OOSH! NOW GO USE THE FRICKEN LOOEY AND GET BACK!" "Hey you know what Windex reminds me of? My Big Fat Greek Wedding, when the dad was like, 'Use Windex!' AHHAHAHAH—" "JUST GOOOOOOO!!!!"
Oosha nodded comically and began galloping while clopping her hands together in horse hooves sounds hitting pavement, towards the bathroom.
Minutes later she walked out and said, "So what'd I miss?" Lissa got up and began dancing around like a loon and said, "We're having a SLUMBER PARTAY!" Oosha threw her hands up in wild excitement and began dancing crazily in circles also. Soon everyone caught it and was going in a whirl.
The girls finally settled down and continued their slumber party.
Epilouge of the Chapter:
The girls got out of hand and galloped to go get food, and obviously went to the Hogwarts kitchens, but were caught by Mrs. Norris, which eventually led them to getting caught by Filch. The girls of course had to serve a week of detention when they got back from vacation, polishing the trophies in the trophy room. "Hey Lissa?" Oosh asked. "Hmm?..." Lissa responded. "What happens if you screwdriver Filch? Maybe we can get let off!" The girls all began suppressing the urge of puking. "Howwwaaa bouutttt....NO!!" Lissa yelled the last bit in Oosh's ear. "OWW!!" Oosha yelled, "THAT HURT!" and she sacked Lissa at the back of her head. "Meh!" and the story continues.... In CHAPTER 3!!! Dun dun dun. Christmas approaches ever so closely.
[A/N: yeh well I needed to finish up this chappie for u all! I wanted to give u peeps summin, and Lissa, the alarm clock will be in Chappie 3! It all fits, I have it put together, don't SAY A WORD TO NE1 WHAT THE PLAN IZ!!! Okay little boogars who all OH so love mi fic! I hope you love it!! I had fun writing it, and if u didn't notice, which is real daft of u if u didn't, that I incorporated times we had at our depressing, gay, muggle skool! ENJOY!! Luv ya'll! BYEZ FER NOW!! Oosha]