Chapter 3- Christmas Time has approached and the friends are waking up
"WAKE UP!!! YOU SQUIRMING WORM OF VOMIT!!!" screamed Pansy Parkinson to Lissa Maeron. At that moment, our brown haired friend jumped up out of her covers and kicked Pansy in the stomach. Pansy, of course, cussed out Lissa for doing that and said, "I just thought you wanted to open your presents..." and walked away. Analissa plopped on her bed, and said, "I'm sorry Pansy... I didn't think you were so nic—I mean thoughtful." "Yeh, well, thanks for starting out my Christmas morning by kicking me in the stomach, I just wanted to do something nice for you, instead of giving you something...filthy mudblood" she said the last part under her breath. Liss thought sarcastically in her head 'yeh well, thanks for calling me a 'squirming worm of vomit' and then a mudblood, but I don't think I will start out Christmas by screaming at her, so I'll just let it pass.' "Okay, thanks Pansy, Merry X-mas." And with that Lissa got up and went for the end of her bed were the presents were and gathered them up and ran for Gryffindor girl's dorm room, where they planned to open their presents.
When Lissa barged in, she saw that everyone was up there, they even managed to get the boys in there as well. "How the heck did you get them in here!" she said skeptically pointing at Ron, Harry, and Draco. "Through the window on broomsticks of course!" Lena said pointing to the three broomsticks leaning in a corner of the room. "C'mon people! Let's open our presents!!" squealed Phlegm as she dived towards her trunk and gathered her gifts. She was walking towards the group when she tripped and fell over her own feet. "Uggh...ERIN!" moaned Hermione. "I meant to do that!" Flem noted as she gathered up her fallen packages. The first sets of gifts were from their families. Harry was sent the yearly basket of food and goodies from Ron's mom. He had already started to devour the fudge pieces. After the friends pulled Mrs. Weasley's gift from Harry, he managed to open his other presents. The Dursleys had sent him a card and a bobby pin. "Hmm... this could come in handy" Oosha mused over the pin. "You can have it" Harry said. "Thanks!" Oosh stashed the pin in her pocket. The teens opened more presents.
"GUYS!! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!" Oosha yelled as she held a silver identification bracelet with the engraved name of "Bob the Hobo" in her hands. "ITS BEAUTIFUL!!" she pretended to be crying and gave everyone a hug. "We thought you needed it, incase you like forgot your name, haha" AJ said. They all continued opening presents. Draco was given a shrine of Lissa, put together by the girls, Oosh managed to stick on the pic of Lissa's bogies. Draco laughed and took the shrine, "Ha, I love it!" The girls laughed and Lena said, "We had quite fun with it, eheheheh" and the girls started laughing, they had had a fun time, "HAHA it was like when we did the Romeo and Juliet Project at our muggle school" Lissa laughed, her nose began fluttering like it always did.
Draco HAD to give Harry something so he handed a lumpy present over, "Here ya go, your going to need them, the rate your going." Harry began opening the present. Draco snorted with a smirk as Harry pulled out the present. He held huge black robes in his hands. "They're Goyle's, his mum made some, they're extras, and when I saw the size of them I thought of you." Draco said. Harry put them on; they had fit him like a glove. "Thanks Draco!" Draco rolled his eyes and said, "Anytime" Ron had handed over a hard [A/N: yes, it does sound wrong o.0] present. When Harry opened it, a book fell into his hands. "What's this?" Harry said as he flipped the pages with his fat fingers. "It's a diary, mate. I thought you might want a new one." Ron said, his cheeks blazing from embarrassment for Harry. Harry stared at it, thinking of Tom, and said, "Thanks, mate!" Ron smiled uneasily and said, "No problem, what are friends for?" AJ squirmed next to Harry and handed him a present, from her. "Here Harry!" Harry opened it and held up a book. It was a book for counseling obese people and help getting them thinner by body, mind, and spirit. AJ smiled big and said, "You're getting too fat, Harry, we have to draw the line somewhere! We can do this together!" she said enthusiastically. Harry gave her a hesitant smile and said, "Sure..."
Screwing present time, and all that lovey dovey crap, the girls and boys decided to go out and have a snowball fight...on broomsticks. Lissa of course wanted to "spend time" with Draco, but majority ruled, excluding Harry who was eating...as usual. He had eaten so much. Hermione had gotten him 5 huge bundles of Sugar Quills, with their pure sugary insides, it was BOUND to kill Harry. The girls had been befuddled by this unwise gesture done by Hermione of all people.
While the guys left to get their brooms, the girls attacked Hermione with questions. "Why did you give that to him!?!?" "It's gonna KILL him!!" "Where you on something!??!" Hermione sighed and put her book down. "Listen, Those aren't regular Sugar Quills, I remade the liquid used inside, and substituted a potion that tastes sweet, but it will actually help his weight problem." AJ, who had been reading up on the book she bought Harry, looked up with a frown and waved the book around in the air. "What about my counseling book?" she said. The girls giggled and said, "That's going to come in handy! You can act as if doing the things the book says is slimming Harry down, but really the quills are, so Harry doesn't get what's happening!" Hermione nodded. "Brilliant thinking, mate!" Oosh said patting her on the back. They all promised to stay silent about the plan and went to get their brooms and meet up at the Quidditch pitch.
"How long is it gonna take those girls to get here?!" Ron groaned, as he roamed around in circles. Draco smirked and quietly rolled a snowball up. As Ron was turning around in his circles, Draco lunged one right headed for Ron's face. "BLOODY HELL!!" Ron screamed as it hit him. Draco fell laughing on the floor. Ron walked up to the rolling Draco and said, "Whatcha doing Malfoy? Making snow angels!?" and as Draco was going to answer, he got one right in his mouth. "Ughh-" he began coughing up snow and wiping his tongue. Before anything else could happen, the girls had come out. "Draggie, what are you doing? Making snow angels? Aww" Liss said as she lay down next to him and began making one. "Look it can be you and me!!" The girls rolled their eyes, and hitched their brooms and soared into the air. Ron got on his broom, and chased up after them. "C'mon Harry!!" AJ yelled. Harry had trouble getting onto his Firebolt, due to his humongous size. The poor broom could barely get off the ground, as it slowly rose into the air, it lunged down, then up, then down. The friends all looked to each other hesitantly, knowing how expensive Firebolts were; they didn't want Harry snapping his broom. "Hehe, how about we have the fight on the floor..." Brad said quickly. The girls all nodded and zoomed for the ground.
The put their brooms in the Quidditch broom shed. Harry waddled slowly and put his broom away, and said, "Good idea, I didn't feel like flying today." The friends rolled their eyes.
"GAWD LISSA!! GET AWAY FROM DRACO FOR JUST A SECOND MAN!!" Flem yelled. Lissa looked up and said, "Well sorry, I just wanted to spend some time with my Dragon!" She got up and rolled up a snowball and lugged it at Flemmon. Her snowball had started the fight, as it got fiercer, Oosha snuck up behind Lissa quietly, and pantzed her. "PANTZ" she yelled as she pulled her pants down and ran away. A laughing Lissa pulled up her pants as fast as she could, blushing furiously. "OOSHA!!!!" she screamed chasing her. "BAHHHHH!!!" Oosha screamed and hid behind Lena. Lena smashed a snowball down Liss' shirt. "COLD! COLD! COLD! COLD!" Lissa yelped while hopping around, trying to get it out of her shirt. "Muahahhaha" Lena let out a high pitched evil laugh. "HEY! CHUBBY CHEEKS!!" Draco screamed out at Harry. Harry turned around, and said, "Wha—OOF!" Draco had lugged a HUGE snowball right at Harry's fat protruding stomach. Harry fell back on his butt. Hermione looked at Draco and began scolding him, while the girls couldn't help but laugh, while they needed a joint effort to pull Harry back up. "Arghh, God Harry! You need to lose some weight!" Brad stressed as she tried pulling him up. Finally, they managed to get him up and decided it was time to go inside.
They collected their brooms and went to their rooms and changed out of their soggy clothes into warm fuzzy sweaters and slippers. They met up in the Great Hall and sat at the same table. Since many students had left for home, they did not require sitting at their house tables. They began joking and talking while sipping on their Butterbeers and Hot Cocoa.
"FLEMMON! STOP SHAKING!!! MY GOD!!!" Oosh yelled. "I can't, I'm hyper" she replied continuing to vibrate. "We really shouldn't have given her the sugar" Lissa said. Brad began jumping around doing her freaky walk, with her creepy smile and hopping towards AJ with her hands up. "AHHH!!!" AJ yelled and began to smack Brad on the head. "Bad badger! Bad badger! Bad badger!" AJ chorused. Lena had a freaky smile on her face; she had turned her back towards everyone and kept looking over her shoulder at her friends. "Hey... what the crap is Lena doing... she looks suspicious..." Ron said to Lissa. "Let's go find out" Oosha said, as she pulled Liss with her. They quietly walked up behind Lena and looked over her shoulder. She had been stroking a banana. "GAHHHHH!!!!" Lissa screamed. Oosha jumped back, with a disturbed look on her face. Lena busted out laughing and held up the banana for everyone to see and began stroking it. The girls all covered their eyes and screamed, "IT BURNS!!!!" "AHHHH!!!" and fell out of their seats. The guys raised their eyebrows and gave each other questioning looks. Draco answered the looks and said, "It's a girl thing..." The guys nodded their heads and agreed.
Harry, meanwhile, pulled out a sugar quill, and began chomping and sucking away. The girls all gave knowing looks to each other, it was like they could read each other's minds.
The friends decided to return to their rooms and chill there. When the girls all went to the Gryffindor dorm rooms, the first thing they said was, "Operation: Slim Fast Sugar Quills is in action." They high fived each other and went about doing their business. They laid down on the beds and began to chill. They read, painted their nails, talked, listened to music, ate chocolate and candies, and checked out their gifts. "How long is it going to take Harry to slim down to normal?" Phlegm asked Mione. "It depends how fast he eats them all, the amount I gave him is enough to get him back to normal." Hermione replied. "At the rate he's going, it probably won't take long." Brad said. "And I thought Dudley was fat..." Oosha stated. AJ had still been reading the book she gave Harry. "Maybe we can send this to Dudley after Harry is back to normal." She said lifting up the book. The girls laughed. It was eight o'clock by then.
The girls all went down for their dinner in the Great Hall and filled their tum-tums to the brim, Harry had even had more servings than Lissa, which says a lot. The food had made them all drowsy and they stumbled back to their rooms, and fell asleep.
[A/N: EVEN THOUGH I LEFT OUR GAY SKOOL IM STILL CONTINUING THE STORY!! WHEEEE!!! Everyone should beh jumping with joy, now that I'm posting them on fanfiction, XD YAAAAAAAAAY!!! Yes, I know, you all love me, mhmm, yeh lol have fun!! and review!! Luv y'all! Oosha]
"WAKE UP!!! YOU SQUIRMING WORM OF VOMIT!!!" screamed Pansy Parkinson to Lissa Maeron. At that moment, our brown haired friend jumped up out of her covers and kicked Pansy in the stomach. Pansy, of course, cussed out Lissa for doing that and said, "I just thought you wanted to open your presents..." and walked away. Analissa plopped on her bed, and said, "I'm sorry Pansy... I didn't think you were so nic—I mean thoughtful." "Yeh, well, thanks for starting out my Christmas morning by kicking me in the stomach, I just wanted to do something nice for you, instead of giving you something...filthy mudblood" she said the last part under her breath. Liss thought sarcastically in her head 'yeh well, thanks for calling me a 'squirming worm of vomit' and then a mudblood, but I don't think I will start out Christmas by screaming at her, so I'll just let it pass.' "Okay, thanks Pansy, Merry X-mas." And with that Lissa got up and went for the end of her bed were the presents were and gathered them up and ran for Gryffindor girl's dorm room, where they planned to open their presents.
When Lissa barged in, she saw that everyone was up there, they even managed to get the boys in there as well. "How the heck did you get them in here!" she said skeptically pointing at Ron, Harry, and Draco. "Through the window on broomsticks of course!" Lena said pointing to the three broomsticks leaning in a corner of the room. "C'mon people! Let's open our presents!!" squealed Phlegm as she dived towards her trunk and gathered her gifts. She was walking towards the group when she tripped and fell over her own feet. "Uggh...ERIN!" moaned Hermione. "I meant to do that!" Flem noted as she gathered up her fallen packages. The first sets of gifts were from their families. Harry was sent the yearly basket of food and goodies from Ron's mom. He had already started to devour the fudge pieces. After the friends pulled Mrs. Weasley's gift from Harry, he managed to open his other presents. The Dursleys had sent him a card and a bobby pin. "Hmm... this could come in handy" Oosha mused over the pin. "You can have it" Harry said. "Thanks!" Oosh stashed the pin in her pocket. The teens opened more presents.
"GUYS!! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!" Oosha yelled as she held a silver identification bracelet with the engraved name of "Bob the Hobo" in her hands. "ITS BEAUTIFUL!!" she pretended to be crying and gave everyone a hug. "We thought you needed it, incase you like forgot your name, haha" AJ said. They all continued opening presents. Draco was given a shrine of Lissa, put together by the girls, Oosh managed to stick on the pic of Lissa's bogies. Draco laughed and took the shrine, "Ha, I love it!" The girls laughed and Lena said, "We had quite fun with it, eheheheh" and the girls started laughing, they had had a fun time, "HAHA it was like when we did the Romeo and Juliet Project at our muggle school" Lissa laughed, her nose began fluttering like it always did.
Draco HAD to give Harry something so he handed a lumpy present over, "Here ya go, your going to need them, the rate your going." Harry began opening the present. Draco snorted with a smirk as Harry pulled out the present. He held huge black robes in his hands. "They're Goyle's, his mum made some, they're extras, and when I saw the size of them I thought of you." Draco said. Harry put them on; they had fit him like a glove. "Thanks Draco!" Draco rolled his eyes and said, "Anytime" Ron had handed over a hard [A/N: yes, it does sound wrong o.0] present. When Harry opened it, a book fell into his hands. "What's this?" Harry said as he flipped the pages with his fat fingers. "It's a diary, mate. I thought you might want a new one." Ron said, his cheeks blazing from embarrassment for Harry. Harry stared at it, thinking of Tom, and said, "Thanks, mate!" Ron smiled uneasily and said, "No problem, what are friends for?" AJ squirmed next to Harry and handed him a present, from her. "Here Harry!" Harry opened it and held up a book. It was a book for counseling obese people and help getting them thinner by body, mind, and spirit. AJ smiled big and said, "You're getting too fat, Harry, we have to draw the line somewhere! We can do this together!" she said enthusiastically. Harry gave her a hesitant smile and said, "Sure..."
Screwing present time, and all that lovey dovey crap, the girls and boys decided to go out and have a snowball fight...on broomsticks. Lissa of course wanted to "spend time" with Draco, but majority ruled, excluding Harry who was eating...as usual. He had eaten so much. Hermione had gotten him 5 huge bundles of Sugar Quills, with their pure sugary insides, it was BOUND to kill Harry. The girls had been befuddled by this unwise gesture done by Hermione of all people.
While the guys left to get their brooms, the girls attacked Hermione with questions. "Why did you give that to him!?!?" "It's gonna KILL him!!" "Where you on something!??!" Hermione sighed and put her book down. "Listen, Those aren't regular Sugar Quills, I remade the liquid used inside, and substituted a potion that tastes sweet, but it will actually help his weight problem." AJ, who had been reading up on the book she bought Harry, looked up with a frown and waved the book around in the air. "What about my counseling book?" she said. The girls giggled and said, "That's going to come in handy! You can act as if doing the things the book says is slimming Harry down, but really the quills are, so Harry doesn't get what's happening!" Hermione nodded. "Brilliant thinking, mate!" Oosh said patting her on the back. They all promised to stay silent about the plan and went to get their brooms and meet up at the Quidditch pitch.
"How long is it gonna take those girls to get here?!" Ron groaned, as he roamed around in circles. Draco smirked and quietly rolled a snowball up. As Ron was turning around in his circles, Draco lunged one right headed for Ron's face. "BLOODY HELL!!" Ron screamed as it hit him. Draco fell laughing on the floor. Ron walked up to the rolling Draco and said, "Whatcha doing Malfoy? Making snow angels!?" and as Draco was going to answer, he got one right in his mouth. "Ughh-" he began coughing up snow and wiping his tongue. Before anything else could happen, the girls had come out. "Draggie, what are you doing? Making snow angels? Aww" Liss said as she lay down next to him and began making one. "Look it can be you and me!!" The girls rolled their eyes, and hitched their brooms and soared into the air. Ron got on his broom, and chased up after them. "C'mon Harry!!" AJ yelled. Harry had trouble getting onto his Firebolt, due to his humongous size. The poor broom could barely get off the ground, as it slowly rose into the air, it lunged down, then up, then down. The friends all looked to each other hesitantly, knowing how expensive Firebolts were; they didn't want Harry snapping his broom. "Hehe, how about we have the fight on the floor..." Brad said quickly. The girls all nodded and zoomed for the ground.
The put their brooms in the Quidditch broom shed. Harry waddled slowly and put his broom away, and said, "Good idea, I didn't feel like flying today." The friends rolled their eyes.
"GAWD LISSA!! GET AWAY FROM DRACO FOR JUST A SECOND MAN!!" Flem yelled. Lissa looked up and said, "Well sorry, I just wanted to spend some time with my Dragon!" She got up and rolled up a snowball and lugged it at Flemmon. Her snowball had started the fight, as it got fiercer, Oosha snuck up behind Lissa quietly, and pantzed her. "PANTZ" she yelled as she pulled her pants down and ran away. A laughing Lissa pulled up her pants as fast as she could, blushing furiously. "OOSHA!!!!" she screamed chasing her. "BAHHHHH!!!" Oosha screamed and hid behind Lena. Lena smashed a snowball down Liss' shirt. "COLD! COLD! COLD! COLD!" Lissa yelped while hopping around, trying to get it out of her shirt. "Muahahhaha" Lena let out a high pitched evil laugh. "HEY! CHUBBY CHEEKS!!" Draco screamed out at Harry. Harry turned around, and said, "Wha—OOF!" Draco had lugged a HUGE snowball right at Harry's fat protruding stomach. Harry fell back on his butt. Hermione looked at Draco and began scolding him, while the girls couldn't help but laugh, while they needed a joint effort to pull Harry back up. "Arghh, God Harry! You need to lose some weight!" Brad stressed as she tried pulling him up. Finally, they managed to get him up and decided it was time to go inside.
They collected their brooms and went to their rooms and changed out of their soggy clothes into warm fuzzy sweaters and slippers. They met up in the Great Hall and sat at the same table. Since many students had left for home, they did not require sitting at their house tables. They began joking and talking while sipping on their Butterbeers and Hot Cocoa.
"FLEMMON! STOP SHAKING!!! MY GOD!!!" Oosh yelled. "I can't, I'm hyper" she replied continuing to vibrate. "We really shouldn't have given her the sugar" Lissa said. Brad began jumping around doing her freaky walk, with her creepy smile and hopping towards AJ with her hands up. "AHHH!!!" AJ yelled and began to smack Brad on the head. "Bad badger! Bad badger! Bad badger!" AJ chorused. Lena had a freaky smile on her face; she had turned her back towards everyone and kept looking over her shoulder at her friends. "Hey... what the crap is Lena doing... she looks suspicious..." Ron said to Lissa. "Let's go find out" Oosha said, as she pulled Liss with her. They quietly walked up behind Lena and looked over her shoulder. She had been stroking a banana. "GAHHHHH!!!!" Lissa screamed. Oosha jumped back, with a disturbed look on her face. Lena busted out laughing and held up the banana for everyone to see and began stroking it. The girls all covered their eyes and screamed, "IT BURNS!!!!" "AHHHH!!!" and fell out of their seats. The guys raised their eyebrows and gave each other questioning looks. Draco answered the looks and said, "It's a girl thing..." The guys nodded their heads and agreed.
Harry, meanwhile, pulled out a sugar quill, and began chomping and sucking away. The girls all gave knowing looks to each other, it was like they could read each other's minds.
The friends decided to return to their rooms and chill there. When the girls all went to the Gryffindor dorm rooms, the first thing they said was, "Operation: Slim Fast Sugar Quills is in action." They high fived each other and went about doing their business. They laid down on the beds and began to chill. They read, painted their nails, talked, listened to music, ate chocolate and candies, and checked out their gifts. "How long is it going to take Harry to slim down to normal?" Phlegm asked Mione. "It depends how fast he eats them all, the amount I gave him is enough to get him back to normal." Hermione replied. "At the rate he's going, it probably won't take long." Brad said. "And I thought Dudley was fat..." Oosha stated. AJ had still been reading the book she gave Harry. "Maybe we can send this to Dudley after Harry is back to normal." She said lifting up the book. The girls laughed. It was eight o'clock by then.
The girls all went down for their dinner in the Great Hall and filled their tum-tums to the brim, Harry had even had more servings than Lissa, which says a lot. The food had made them all drowsy and they stumbled back to their rooms, and fell asleep.
[A/N: EVEN THOUGH I LEFT OUR GAY SKOOL IM STILL CONTINUING THE STORY!! WHEEEE!!! Everyone should beh jumping with joy, now that I'm posting them on fanfiction, XD YAAAAAAAAAY!!! Yes, I know, you all love me, mhmm, yeh lol have fun!! and review!! Luv y'all! Oosha]