Okay! It's been a while since I last updated this. Sorry about that! (Sheepish grin) I was getting really busy and rather distracted…
Anyway, here's the next chapter of "Dreams!" Hope you enjoy it! :)
Disclaimer: I own Akuma, Jenni and the plot. Not YYH or Neko or Sakura. Get used to it. -.-
(Chapter 10: Truth or Dare)
Jenni: Hello all! Welcome to my house! Here you will stay for the next few days, and we will play games like truth or dare!!
Yusuke: Sooo… Just why are we here?!
Jenni: Uuuuhhhhhhhh… … … I'll get to that later!! (nervous smile)
Hiei: Hn. Baka ningen on'na.
Jenni: Yeah, I AM a girl, I can be an idiot, but I'm NOT HUMAN!! Or a hanyou, thank you very much!!
Kurama: What type of demon are you, then?
Jenni: Didn't think I'd need one… Lemme think…
Everyone else: (Facefault)
New girl: (appears out of nowhere) IDIOT! (whacks Jenni over the head)
Jenni: OW! What the hell was that for, cat??
Girl: You're half silver fox, half fire demon, remember?!
Other girl: Yeah! Even I'm not that bad!!
Jenni: SHUT IT, SAKURA!! What type of demon are you?!
Sakura: (Puts her finger to her chin)
(One day later)
Nothing has happened.
(Another day later)
STILL nothing has happened.
Jenni: I rest my case… Baka.
Sakura: Can we just play truth or dare, Neko??
Neko: I should go first. Truth: I'm an idiot. To dare or not to dare…? That is the question… Okay, I'm done! :)
Kuwabara: What was that all about…?
Jenni: total randomness… LONG story…
Sakura: Let's just play already!!
Everyone: (sits down in a circle and looks around)
Yusuke: I'll go first! Jenni, truth or dare?
Jenni: Truth to be on the safe side with you, Yusuke.
Yusuke: (Snaps his fingers) DAMN! Oh, well… (evil grin) I dare you to jump off a cliff!!
Neko: That's a dare, not a truth, idiot!!
Yusuke: Well, would you like to jump off the cliff?!
Jenni: No. NEXT! Hmmm……. Neko, truth or dare?
Neko: Truth: I'm an idiot. Dare: I'll call my mom and tell her I stole her shoes.
Jenni: Okay… O.O Uuuhhh…. Next….
Neko: Karasu, truth or dare?
Karasu: O.O How the hell did I get here?!
Jenni: -.- don't ask. Just answer the question…
Karasu: Uhhh… dare, I guess….
Neko: (all demented) Give me your bombs…..
Karasu: Uhhh…. Guys… help…!
Jenni: Neko, get on with the dare!
Neko: But that was the dare!
Sakura: Why do you need bombs?!
Neko: I don't know! You'll see someday!
Jenni: Whatever…
Karasu: Kurama, truth or dare?
Kurama: O.O Truth…. Definitely truth!!
Karasu: Am I alive??
Kurama: YOU SHOULD KNOW!!
Karasu: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE!!
Jenni: (rubs the back of her head, laughs nervously, and backs away from Karasu)
Kurama: … … … Hiei, truth or dare?
Hiei: Dare. I can take anything.
Kurama: Tell me how old you are!
Hiei: (holding his hands up with his index fingers pointed slightly) (Is totally speechless)
Jin: How long is he goin' ta be like this?
Sakura: How'd you get here?!
Jin: The lass over there invited me an' Touya!
Jenni: (Laughs nervously and runs away from Sakura and Karasu, who has just caught on that she brought him back to life and brought him there)
Neko: Hiei, are you going to answer the question…? Hiei…? HIEI? HIEI!!!
Hiei: (jumps a mile) 53!!!!
Everyone: What…?
Hiei: What? Didn't you ask me a math question?!
Neko: No, we asked how old you are.
Hiei: (Pauses again)
Jenni: (sweatdrop) ARG!! … just pick someone…
Hiei: Jin, truth or dare?
Jin: Dare…
Hiei: I dare you to go drop Kuwabara off a cliff.
Jenni: And video tape it! (smiles and hands him a video camera)
Jin: (smiles and picks up a screaming Kuwabara, then goes over to a cliff, then drops him)
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Screaming like a little girl all 300 feet down)
Jenni: (chuckling) Okay, let's see the videotape!
Jin: A tornado! Wasn't it a good one? (Is acting really hyper)
Touya: Jin, who gave you sugar?
Sakura: I DID!! (Big smile) SUGAR FOR EVERYONE!!
Jenni: (whacks Sakura over the head with a flute) Shut up and take a deep breath.
Sakura: Peace, quiet, tranquility. Peace, quiet, tranquility… What the hell do those mean?
Jenni: (anime falls) Never mind… (Sighs)
Yoko: Shiny…. GIMME THE SHINY!!
Jenni: (whacks her head) Don't… kill… them… they… are… guests… not… ah, what the hell!! (starts to use Sakura and Yoko as target practice for her arrows)
Neko: JENNI!!
Jenni: Fine… (Only aims at Sakura)
Jin: Kuwabaka, truth or dare?
Kuwabara: dare.
Jin: How did you get back up here alive??
Kuwabara: … … … (starts to lick a random lollipop) I'm not telling!
Jin: Okay, then uhh… Idareyatogooutinapinkdressandyell,LOOKATME,I'MANIDIOT!anddoastupiddance!
Kuwabara: … …I don't have a clue what you just said. First of all: I barely understand any languages: Japanese or English. Second of all: You were talking so DAMN fast!
Sakura: I'm clueless….
Jenni and Neko: We know. (nod, then glare at each other, then crack up)
Hiei: …The hell???
Jenni: Nothing, nothing, just continue with the game!!
Kuwabara: Touya, truth or dare?
Neko: WAIT A MINUTE!! You haven't done your dare yet!!
Yusuke: You mean you could understand what he said?!
Neko: Yeah. I'm a cat demon, DUH!!
Kurama: What does that have to do with anything?
Neko: I have no clue.
Everyone else: (anime fall)
Kuwabara: What did he dare me to do??
Neko: He told you to go outside in a pink dress and yell, "LOOK AT ME, I'M AN IDIOT!!" and then dance a really stupid dance. =)
Kuwabara: HELL NO!!
Jenni and Yusuke: (cracking up)
Hiei: (holds up a pink dress to Kuwabara) This I'm gonna enjoy seeing.
Kuwabara: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
-10 minutes later-
Neko: Okay, say your line and then dance!
Kuwabara: NO!! I REFUSE!!
Neko: I'll bring Yukina here if you don't.
Kuwabara: Alright fine. … … … … LOOK AT ME, I'M AN IDIOT!
(A randomly, giant star falls near Kuwabara and knocks him out of ground.)
Sakura: Wasn't that suppose to happen in Mario Party 3?
(Neko-chan70: If you have played that game, you know what I mean!)
Just about everyone else: (fall over laughing)
Jenni: Man, that was good!!
Touya: I guess I choose dare now that it's my turn…
Kuwabara: I dare you to go to Alaska…
Touya: COOL!
Kuwabara: …with fire to warm you up!
Touya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jenni: Whatever. Neko, you take care of this. I'm gonna go do somethin' real quick. (disappears)
Neko: I hate it when she does that… (makes Touya go and says that he only has to stay for half an hour)
-With Touya-
Touya: (being overly-dramatic) I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!!!
-With the others-
Jenni: (has just returned) Hello all! (Is holding something)
Yusuke: What are you holding…??
Jenni: You'll see soon enough… (evil grin)
Karasu: … … …Why don't I trust that look…?
Neko: Because that's never a good sign.
Sakura: RUN AWAY!!
Jenni: (rolls eyes) Anyway, how much longer does Touya have?
Hiei: 12 minutes, 37 seconds, and counting.
All: O.O How the hell did you know?!
Hiei: (Shrugs) Actually, it's that amount of time PAST half an hour. (smirks)
Jenni: AH! Where's Touya?!
Sakura: HE'S DEAD!! (has found Touya's clothes in a puddle of water)
Touya: (is in the swimming pool behind them) Hi guys! Wanna swim?!
Neko: Why did you take your clothes off??
Touya: Oh. I dunno…
Jenni: (Backs away slowly) … … … Insane people… RUN!!
Sakura: Wait, aren't you insane…?
Jenni: Yeah, but not as insane as you!!
Hiei: Shut up and get back to the (BLEEP) game!!
Jenni: HIEI! Watch your language, young man!!
Hiei: I just said "bleep"! Do you even know what that means?
Neko: … I've always wondered that…
Touya: Neko, truth or dare?
Neko: Dare.
Touya: I dare you to use your bombs!
Everyone except Neko: NO!!
Neko: BACK OFF! I GOTTA BOMB! MOVE ONE STEP AND I'LL USE IT!
Jenni: (Steps back a few steps)
Neko: YOU MOVED! (uses the bomb and blows herself away)
Jenni: … … …too many people dying… The world is cruel to me…
Neko: (Pops up again) HEY!
Jenni: (sweatdrops) How did I know that was going to happen…?
Neko: Jenni, truth or dare?
Jenni: Dare.
Neko: I dare you to show us what you're holding.
Jenni: Okay… if you REALLY want me to… (Opens her arms and shows a little silver dragon with black eyes and a red-tipped tail) Everyone, meet Akuma.
Yusuke: As in "Akunamatta"?? (Kitsune: Can't… spell…)
Jenni: No, you idiot!!
Hiei: O.O How in the seven hells did you get a dragon?!
Jenni: I have my ways… (evil grin)
Kurama: Aren't they really really rare??
Jenni: Yep! :) Like I said, I have my ways…
Kuwabara: Okay! (smiles)
Akuma: (Sees Kuwabara and hisses, then breaths flames at him)
Yusuke: Now this is quality entertainment!!
Hiei: (sighs) Baka. What else do you have in your hand?
Jenni: Do you really wanna know? Okay then. I have…
THE END!!
Neko: Wait a second, that wasn't there before!!!
Jenni: What am I supposed to do, make this thing damn long?!
Karasu: Read and review, or we'll send bombs to your house!