HIGH SCHOOL GUARDIAN

CHAPTER 2: THE TOURNAMENT BEGINS, FIND LIGHT IN FIRE PART 1

newrad: holy shit this place is huge.

Voice from behind him: ya, its pretty big ain't it dude.

(From here on out I will refer the guardians participating as there elements unless I need to say there names)

newrad: who are you? (Who the fuck says dude anymore)

water: well if the voice didn't tell you we can only refer to each other as our element. I am water and who might you be dude?

Light: my name I guess is light and would you stop calling me dude it sounds really gay.

Water: whatever dude

light: hey lesbo can I kill people if I just feel like it now

voice: no, and I will start the tournament when everyone shows up.

Light: who the fuck isn't here yet

voice: only you, water, and darkness is here so far.

Water: where is this darkness dude.

Voice: he is on th e other side of the battlefield but he would like peace so don't disturb him.

Light: sure whatever, hey lesbo how long do we have to wait, I told you that I had the documentary on sex in England tonight.

Voice: they are will be here shortly, and stop callin me lesbo you little son of a bicth.

Light: hey lesbo, your really showin the true lesbian within you now.

Voice: I will post how the tournament will work on the bulletin boards on each side of the battlefield to let you know how it works and how we will decide it. I will be back when the tournament is over bye for now.

Light: she is such a bitch, right water.

Water: you gotta respect woman more dude.

Light: ya, ya whatever hey look there's a snack table.

Water: I'm starven for some fish dude.

Light: will you ever shut the fuck up with the dude shit.

Water: what the hell is your problem dude, just calm the fuck down, I do whatever I want cause water here is goin kick your light ass.

Light: you wanna start somthin punk.

Voice from behind them: hey calm down, its not cool to fight like that.

Wind: sorry to but in but play it cool and just calm down we'll all have our chance.

Light: who are you?

Wind: I am wind and I am going to win this tournament with ease.

Light: are you like some type of punk or just a screwed up Brazilian.

Wind: you got a problem with Brazilian's jackass

fire: hi I'm fire, I just got here, um could you two please stop fighting I don't like to fight or see it please.

Water: hey fire don't mind them, there some screwed up dudes.

Light: aren't you a little young to be in the tournament like this?

Wind: well the person that brought us here must have a reason for letting the kid in.

Light: that bitch, she going to have a problem with me in a second for making me miss my documentary.

Fire: documentary?

Light: ya, I documentary on...

Water and wind come up and hit light in the head

light: what the hell was that for?(ow)

wind: he's just a kid man, he doesn't need to know about that stuff yet.

Light: fine, fine (when is this going to get started I really want to watch that show tonight)

then they see two people running up to the group and standing next to light.

Earth: hey, hot stuff, you look pretty strong, why don't you come with me and my girlfriend in bed tonight.

(Earth is a girl everyone)

light: oh shit (what should I do, I bi is askin me for a three way with her gf, what should I do)(sperm don't fail me now)

light: who is your gf exactly?

Lighting: me

(For retards everywhere, lighting is a girl to)

lighting: by the way light, my gf was jokin with you, so keep that stuff in your pants cause its just me in her all the.

Earth: maybe I wasn't joking lighting.

Lighting: you always kid around even in...

Water: fyy, if you ladies didn't know we got a kid here so keep it down a little.

Fire: don't worry about it, nothing I haven't heard about yet.

Wind: why was I even chosen with these freaks.

Light:(so close)

fire: so who are we waiting on now ice and darkness.

Water: darkness is already here, he's on the other side of the battlefield, says he doesn't want to be disturbed.

Lighting: men, this is partly why I became a lesbo in the first place, men are just selfish.

Earth: hey, the voice posted the first round on the board.

Back at the room the woman was about to leave, she posted the first round and the rules.

Woman: here we go, let me just one more thing then I'm ready to get this started.

Woman: one thing bothers me about darkness, there is no information on him.

Woman: when he was picked I don't know his name or anything he just showed up when he was suppose to about the same time as light.

Woman: the only thing I know about him is that he is wearing a mask that's it.

Woman: he definitely will be a good fight though, that much I know.

The woman leaves the room and the scene is taken over to where darkness is.

Darkness: so, this is the first round standings.

Darkness: old guardian you have no idea who I am but I know so much about you (even if I have been stuck in a pathetic body for the last 15 years)

darkness: thanks to his pain and anger I will bring the world hell when I win.

Darkness: light, I will enjoy our fight.

The scene switches back to where the group was standing.

Fire: I'll read put the rules that are posted here for everyone.

Light: no problem shorty.

Fire: the rules are, anything goes as fighting styles and using weapons. You may use anything that is on the battlefield for your use. You win when you receive your opponents element(s). The loser will be sent back home and forget everything about the tournament.

Note: your opponents element(s) will be transferred to your body when your opponent gives up or is unable to fight.

Earth: sounds fair, do you think so everyone.

Lighting: I guess

wind: sure

water: its great

fire: I really don't want to fight but if I have to I will.

Light: what!, so the lesbo was kidding when she said she was going to kill me if I didn't decide to join (when I find that bitch I will make sure I will show her light)

voice: I guess she was joking.

They all turn around and see a tall woman standing behind them

light: let me guess, the you're the slut called ice right?

Ice: yes you little brat please just call me by my element thank you.

Ice: anyway, it looks like the voice posted the first round.

Wind: lets take a look.

FIRST ROUND LIGHT VS. FIRE, WATER VS. EARTH, LIGHTING VS. WIND, AND ICE VS. DARK.

Light: hey kid ready for our fight.

Fire: sure.

They walk on the battlefield and hear a loud sound

water: what was that.

Ice: probably just the sound to start the battle.

Ice:(please be careful light, he might be a kid but he wasn't chosen as fire for a reason)

on the other side of the battlefield you see darkness thinking to himself

darkness: (so you set it up so I face you, I will show you the mistake you made)

light: alright I'm ready so rapid left, rapid right

fire:( please don't get me to mad light) rapid right, cannon left.

The pull out there swords and the fight begins as light starts rushing up to fire.

The first round has started, why does fire say not to get him mad, and will light have a chance to win, find out in chapter 3 the tournament begins, find the light in fire part 2.