Well, hello everyone. I've been lazy, and I rediscovered tamagotchi. You know they're coming out with new ones? Well, I mean you tama fans will know what I'm talking about, but just for those who rather enjoyed them but weren't obsessed. Yeah, it's actually quite old news to those like me. But anyway, I pulled out my osu and mesu (mating tamagotchi) and I remembered the joy I had with them. Ya can't really kill 'em, they just keep mating... Well, you can kill em... Just don't make them connect and breed... But anyway, it's hard to kill 'em if you make them breed... Wait, no it's not, taking bad care will result in un-mateable characters! Anyway, drop me a review or an email or something if you like tamagotchi, and ESPECIALLY if you know about/own an osu/mesu. People who own them are really hard to find... Especially since nowadays they go for like, 200 dollars. Damn, you're suffering from all of my talkativity because I haven't talked to anybody at all in at least a day now. AND FRIGGING POPCORN KERNELS GETTING STUCK IN MY TEETH!!
Steve, In a Digimon Sense
Last time, our friend the little yellow digimon discovered food. He pondered, he cried, he was hungry. Elsewhere in the primary village, ANOTHER human dropped from the sky. And we learned that the Akuryou Tenshi was killing things.
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Aishi looked around. All she saw were more little white blobs, with some red blobs and black blobs mixed in there. Although, there were more than enough eggs, too. They would just drop out of the sky from nowhere.
"HELLO!?" She called out. Suddenly, she saw something red move quickly in the distance. This made her a bit edgy, but wouldn't you be if you just saw something red shoot like a bullet in a world that you knew nothing about? "...Hello?" She had a feeling something had suddenly changed about the atmosphere, like the presence of another being. She slowly looked up, to see a rabbit like thing, probably what she saw moving before, seeing as how it was red. It was balancing itself on a branch. And the second she had realized he was there, he started yelling. There was a blue flash, then nothing.
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The little yellow digimon looked on as the red digimon frantically ran around in circles. He had come to learn a lot about that red digimon, all except his name. That still was quite a mystery. He listened closely to what the red digimon was saying, because although he didn't really understand his language, he liked listening to what the sounds made out. He kept saying this certain thing over and over again, so it must have been important. It sounded like...
"Owe-mye-god-wat-hav-eye-dun-eye-killed-thee-rong-won-shee-wuz-supost-too- bee-tha-good-won-wat-hav-eye-dun-its-al-mye-falt!"
He seemed to stress the 'wat-hav-eye-dun' part a lot. It must have been REALLY important! The little digimon thought this phrase over and over in his head until he was sure he had memorized it.
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"Nnnnng..." she moaned. She wasn't really in all that much pain, she just wanted to make sure she was still alive. She was confused and stunned. She really wanted to know what was going on. She slowly opened her eyes, to see giant green ones staring her right back. She let out a startled yelp, like a dog who had gotten his tail stuck in a door.
"AAH! I'm sorry, so sorry, this whole big thing has been my fault and I'm sorry and it's all my fault!!" The red and blue creature sat down, sobbing.
"Err... Uhh... Umm..." She mumbled.
After taking some time to recuperate, the red creature sighed. "You're in the digital world, and you need a digimon, and you have to stop everything evil that's going on, and I'm sorry, and I accidentally unleashed the evil, and I thought you were the evil, so I shocked you, and I'm sorry!"
"Oh... ok... Well, I guess I accept your apology. Where can I get a 'digimon'?"
"Come with me!" The red guy's ears, which had been previously drooped, perked up. "My name is elecmon."
"Oh, mine's Aishi." She said, following elecmon. To her surprise, he led her right to the spot where she had fallen. "You mean these are digimon?"
"Sure are! Now, choose one."
"Hmm..." She said, wandering through the many aisles of cribs. She stopped at a little yellow one. "Oh! I like him!" She told elecmon.
"You sure you don't want one like... This poyomon? It digivolves into patamon, it's tried, tested and true!" He looked on in disgust of the yellow thing that laid before her. It was sleeping in it's own puddle of drool, which was about the size of the digimon itself, so it was rather unpleasing to the eye.
"Nope, this one is lovely, and sweet, and ADORABLE!" She looked at him lovingly; he looked so innocent and charming. Not to mention, the cute little puddle of drool that gave him character. I mean, these other things just sat there and slept. Sleep, sleep, sleep. But for this one, he didn't just wanna sleep, he wanted to DROOL. No, he DARED to drool. He was saying "JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!!" in nothing but a bodily function. He was perfect.
"Oh, fine." He didn't want to say it, but he secretly hoped that another person would come along and help defend against evil, this girl looked like she needed all the help she could get. "Here's your digivice." He reached into his bag, and hesitantly gave the girl the device. He prayed that it wouldn't turn black, although he doubted the forces of evil really would benefit from this strange child. As she took it in her hand, it started to turn a yellowy-orange, just like the digimon. It's buttons however, turned black. He wondered if this was a sign of perhaps... A conflict going on within the soul of this child. Was she more than she seemed? Was she maybe good on the outside and bad on the inside? Was she...
"WHEEE!!" She shouted as she tossed the digimon in the air. It landed with a sickening SPLAT in her hands, seeing as how he had just taken a rather long nap in a puddle of drool equal to his body weight. Both of them smiled a big, stupid grin.
'DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET THERE BE MORE DIGIDESTINED THAN THIS!!' Elecmon thought to himself. The digital world would never be saved at this rate.
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"GAAH!!" She shouted, as she fell ever downward. Couldn't that rift have taken her to a better location than 500 feet in the air!?...
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Ha, looks like elecmon's prayers have been answered. Rather comical chapter. You may wonder if you have read my bio where Steve is coming in. Of course, you probably haven't wondered, as you probably aren't as stupid as me. You know what? If you're as stupid as me... You'll find out where he comes in next chapter. WHO IS THE OTHER DIGIDESTINED!? ARE THERE MORE DIGIDESTINED!? Tune in next time and find... Dear lord, this gets boring fast. How the hell do announcers do this every week!?
P.S. It wasn't a popcorn kernel. It was my tooth. I found that out after trying to get it out with a screwdriver. Well I kept finding them in my teeth earlier today, so... maybe a screwdriver wasn't the best approach. Meh. Seriously, IS anyone as stupid as me!?
-Aishi
Steve, In a Digimon Sense
Last time, our friend the little yellow digimon discovered food. He pondered, he cried, he was hungry. Elsewhere in the primary village, ANOTHER human dropped from the sky. And we learned that the Akuryou Tenshi was killing things.
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Aishi looked around. All she saw were more little white blobs, with some red blobs and black blobs mixed in there. Although, there were more than enough eggs, too. They would just drop out of the sky from nowhere.
"HELLO!?" She called out. Suddenly, she saw something red move quickly in the distance. This made her a bit edgy, but wouldn't you be if you just saw something red shoot like a bullet in a world that you knew nothing about? "...Hello?" She had a feeling something had suddenly changed about the atmosphere, like the presence of another being. She slowly looked up, to see a rabbit like thing, probably what she saw moving before, seeing as how it was red. It was balancing itself on a branch. And the second she had realized he was there, he started yelling. There was a blue flash, then nothing.
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The little yellow digimon looked on as the red digimon frantically ran around in circles. He had come to learn a lot about that red digimon, all except his name. That still was quite a mystery. He listened closely to what the red digimon was saying, because although he didn't really understand his language, he liked listening to what the sounds made out. He kept saying this certain thing over and over again, so it must have been important. It sounded like...
"Owe-mye-god-wat-hav-eye-dun-eye-killed-thee-rong-won-shee-wuz-supost-too- bee-tha-good-won-wat-hav-eye-dun-its-al-mye-falt!"
He seemed to stress the 'wat-hav-eye-dun' part a lot. It must have been REALLY important! The little digimon thought this phrase over and over in his head until he was sure he had memorized it.
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"Nnnnng..." she moaned. She wasn't really in all that much pain, she just wanted to make sure she was still alive. She was confused and stunned. She really wanted to know what was going on. She slowly opened her eyes, to see giant green ones staring her right back. She let out a startled yelp, like a dog who had gotten his tail stuck in a door.
"AAH! I'm sorry, so sorry, this whole big thing has been my fault and I'm sorry and it's all my fault!!" The red and blue creature sat down, sobbing.
"Err... Uhh... Umm..." She mumbled.
After taking some time to recuperate, the red creature sighed. "You're in the digital world, and you need a digimon, and you have to stop everything evil that's going on, and I'm sorry, and I accidentally unleashed the evil, and I thought you were the evil, so I shocked you, and I'm sorry!"
"Oh... ok... Well, I guess I accept your apology. Where can I get a 'digimon'?"
"Come with me!" The red guy's ears, which had been previously drooped, perked up. "My name is elecmon."
"Oh, mine's Aishi." She said, following elecmon. To her surprise, he led her right to the spot where she had fallen. "You mean these are digimon?"
"Sure are! Now, choose one."
"Hmm..." She said, wandering through the many aisles of cribs. She stopped at a little yellow one. "Oh! I like him!" She told elecmon.
"You sure you don't want one like... This poyomon? It digivolves into patamon, it's tried, tested and true!" He looked on in disgust of the yellow thing that laid before her. It was sleeping in it's own puddle of drool, which was about the size of the digimon itself, so it was rather unpleasing to the eye.
"Nope, this one is lovely, and sweet, and ADORABLE!" She looked at him lovingly; he looked so innocent and charming. Not to mention, the cute little puddle of drool that gave him character. I mean, these other things just sat there and slept. Sleep, sleep, sleep. But for this one, he didn't just wanna sleep, he wanted to DROOL. No, he DARED to drool. He was saying "JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!!" in nothing but a bodily function. He was perfect.
"Oh, fine." He didn't want to say it, but he secretly hoped that another person would come along and help defend against evil, this girl looked like she needed all the help she could get. "Here's your digivice." He reached into his bag, and hesitantly gave the girl the device. He prayed that it wouldn't turn black, although he doubted the forces of evil really would benefit from this strange child. As she took it in her hand, it started to turn a yellowy-orange, just like the digimon. It's buttons however, turned black. He wondered if this was a sign of perhaps... A conflict going on within the soul of this child. Was she more than she seemed? Was she maybe good on the outside and bad on the inside? Was she...
"WHEEE!!" She shouted as she tossed the digimon in the air. It landed with a sickening SPLAT in her hands, seeing as how he had just taken a rather long nap in a puddle of drool equal to his body weight. Both of them smiled a big, stupid grin.
'DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET THERE BE MORE DIGIDESTINED THAN THIS!!' Elecmon thought to himself. The digital world would never be saved at this rate.
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"GAAH!!" She shouted, as she fell ever downward. Couldn't that rift have taken her to a better location than 500 feet in the air!?...
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Ha, looks like elecmon's prayers have been answered. Rather comical chapter. You may wonder if you have read my bio where Steve is coming in. Of course, you probably haven't wondered, as you probably aren't as stupid as me. You know what? If you're as stupid as me... You'll find out where he comes in next chapter. WHO IS THE OTHER DIGIDESTINED!? ARE THERE MORE DIGIDESTINED!? Tune in next time and find... Dear lord, this gets boring fast. How the hell do announcers do this every week!?
P.S. It wasn't a popcorn kernel. It was my tooth. I found that out after trying to get it out with a screwdriver. Well I kept finding them in my teeth earlier today, so... maybe a screwdriver wasn't the best approach. Meh. Seriously, IS anyone as stupid as me!?
-Aishi