-Kitty- Okay, this is kinda my first fanfic up here, so... well, I'm a little new at this. The whole Legault-snores-like-a-hurricane thing came from a version of Sain's Journal that I was doing a while ago. Randomness is good. I'm not sure, but I think this'll end up being about 3 chapters long.
-Talisin- Yeah! And- and- and-
-Kenta- And Kitty doesn't own Fire Emblem or any of the characters, minus herself.
-Kitty- Yes I do! I own Fire Emblem! So sue me! Muhahahaha...
-Talisin- =O.o= And she says that the zoo owns Chase and whoever owns Vicks... um...
-Kenta- Owns Vicks.
-Talisin- =.=What Kenta-san said.
-Kitty- Umm... so, yeah. I think that's it. Oh, and credit to Kate/ivanfanatic for the Erk and Lucius thingie and the title.
-Kenta- ...Thingie?
-Kitty- Yeah. Thingie.
-Kenta- Ah, okay. Well, we hope anyone reading this will enjoy it.
-Talisin- Yeah!!
"Hhhhhhaaaaaaakkkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuuu...rttttlrtttlrttl..." Erk turned over and shoved his head beneath his pillow. "Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuu... rttlrttlrttl..." Legault was snoring again, and rattling the headboards while he was at it. "Hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaakkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...rttttlrttlrttttl..." Erk growled, then kicked the lump beneath the covers. Canas, one sheet beneath Erk on the same bed, stirred.
"Shhkk- huh? Whozzat? Wassup?"
"Hurricane's at it again. Your turn to flip him." Canas rubbed at his eyes.
"Buh youwere upfore me! Whycan you do it?"
"Hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... rttlrttttlrttl..."
"I did it two hours ago."
"Idin' notiz."
"You were asleep."
"Oh." Canas rolled over and kicked his side of the covers off. "Guess I haf'a do it, then, uh?" He tiptoed in his bare feet and blue silk pajamas over to the other bed where Legault was lying, head back, with his mouth wide open.
"Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaakkkk-shuuuuuuuuuu...rttttlrttt-" Canas put a hand on the headboard to keep it from rattling.
"He has some serious sinus problems...." Canas shoved his hands beneath Legault's back and turned him so that he was lying on his side. The snoring subsided- a little.
"Hhsshhhhh-shhhhhhhh..."
"Finally! A little peace!" Canas jumped.
"Lucius! Don't DO that!" Lucius put his hand on the side of the bed and lifted himself up from the floor where he had been lying.
"I'm SORRY! It's just... gosh, why do -I- hafta sleep with HIM?!" He shook the sheet from around his waist.
"Short straw." Erk said in a stage whisper from where he was seated on the other bed, still beneath the comforter. Lucius scowled.
"Don't REMIND me, Erky..." Erk shrugged.
"You asked. I told." Canas shuffled away from Legault's side, one hand on his chin.
"Either of you know any good remedies for snoring?" Erk thought for a second.
"Taping his mouth shut?"
"Plugging his nose?" Lucius piped in.
"Not letting him sleep?"
"That's mean, Erky."
"That's the point."
"I know a few... From what I've heard around camp." Erk raised an eyebrow.
"Eavesdropping?"
"TALKING to people." Canas went and pulled out a small notebook from one of his bags. "I could use a little light...." Lucius handed him a flashlight. "Thank you. Let's see... vinegar... whiskey... tape... whatever vix is... do we have any of these things?"
"Probably. Lemme see the list." Canas passed the notebook and the flashlight to Erk. "Lowen probably has some vinegar. Ask Marcus or Merlinus for the whiskey."
"... No comment."
"Wasn't kidding, Lucy. Tape's easy. Chase keeps a good supply for torture purposes."
"Really?"
"Hasn't used any yet, though."
"Oh."
"And the last one, it's Vicks. Kitty's probably got some." Canas found an illuminated watch.
"We can't get them now. It's 1 AM!"
"Can, too. I have a few door keys in my bag."
"......"
"Don't get any ideas, Canas."
"I wasn't thinking anything."
"Mm-hmm..." Erk finally kicked off the comforter and slid his feet into a pair of red slippers. "I'll get the keys..." He shuffled over to his bag and rummaged around for a few seconds, then passed a door key to the other two. "Lowen and Marcus are rooming with Matthew and Raven. Lucius, you take them. Merlinus is in his tent. Canas, you take him."
"But-"
"I'll get the tacticians. Try not to wake anyone up." Erk took his key and padded out the door quietly, Lucius right behind him. Canas looked at the key in his hand and groaned.
"Oh, dear..."
-Talisin- So yeah, that's it! We hope you enjoyed it and we hope you read the next chapter when it's up and we hope you review. And we hope you don't flame because that's mean but if it's bad enough to deserve a flame then I guess you could flame if you feel so inclined. Didja hear that, Kenta-san? I used a big word!
-Kenta- Yes, you used a big word, little one.
-Kitty- After a whole lot of run-ons.
-Kenta- I can't help but notice, but you use quite a few run-ons yourself.
-Kitty- Nyeh, I'm working on it.
-Kenta- Now, go write chapter two, okay?
-Kitty- I do that now!
-Kenta- All right, reader person, review if you please. And kindly don't question the appearance of flashlights, Vicks, and illuminated watches on Elibe. You may fry our poor little authoress's brain. Have a nice day! =.=
-Talisin- Yeah! And- and- and-
-Kenta- And Kitty doesn't own Fire Emblem or any of the characters, minus herself.
-Kitty- Yes I do! I own Fire Emblem! So sue me! Muhahahaha...
-Talisin- =O.o= And she says that the zoo owns Chase and whoever owns Vicks... um...
-Kenta- Owns Vicks.
-Talisin- =.=What Kenta-san said.
-Kitty- Umm... so, yeah. I think that's it. Oh, and credit to Kate/ivanfanatic for the Erk and Lucius thingie and the title.
-Kenta- ...Thingie?
-Kitty- Yeah. Thingie.
-Kenta- Ah, okay. Well, we hope anyone reading this will enjoy it.
-Talisin- Yeah!!
"Hhhhhhaaaaaaakkkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuuu...rttttlrtttlrttl..." Erk turned over and shoved his head beneath his pillow. "Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuu... rttlrttlrttl..." Legault was snoring again, and rattling the headboards while he was at it. "Hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaakkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...rttttlrttlrttttl..." Erk growled, then kicked the lump beneath the covers. Canas, one sheet beneath Erk on the same bed, stirred.
"Shhkk- huh? Whozzat? Wassup?"
"Hurricane's at it again. Your turn to flip him." Canas rubbed at his eyes.
"Buh youwere upfore me! Whycan you do it?"
"Hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk-shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... rttlrttttlrttl..."
"I did it two hours ago."
"Idin' notiz."
"You were asleep."
"Oh." Canas rolled over and kicked his side of the covers off. "Guess I haf'a do it, then, uh?" He tiptoed in his bare feet and blue silk pajamas over to the other bed where Legault was lying, head back, with his mouth wide open.
"Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaakkkk-shuuuuuuuuuu...rttttlrttt-" Canas put a hand on the headboard to keep it from rattling.
"He has some serious sinus problems...." Canas shoved his hands beneath Legault's back and turned him so that he was lying on his side. The snoring subsided- a little.
"Hhsshhhhh-shhhhhhhh..."
"Finally! A little peace!" Canas jumped.
"Lucius! Don't DO that!" Lucius put his hand on the side of the bed and lifted himself up from the floor where he had been lying.
"I'm SORRY! It's just... gosh, why do -I- hafta sleep with HIM?!" He shook the sheet from around his waist.
"Short straw." Erk said in a stage whisper from where he was seated on the other bed, still beneath the comforter. Lucius scowled.
"Don't REMIND me, Erky..." Erk shrugged.
"You asked. I told." Canas shuffled away from Legault's side, one hand on his chin.
"Either of you know any good remedies for snoring?" Erk thought for a second.
"Taping his mouth shut?"
"Plugging his nose?" Lucius piped in.
"Not letting him sleep?"
"That's mean, Erky."
"That's the point."
"I know a few... From what I've heard around camp." Erk raised an eyebrow.
"Eavesdropping?"
"TALKING to people." Canas went and pulled out a small notebook from one of his bags. "I could use a little light...." Lucius handed him a flashlight. "Thank you. Let's see... vinegar... whiskey... tape... whatever vix is... do we have any of these things?"
"Probably. Lemme see the list." Canas passed the notebook and the flashlight to Erk. "Lowen probably has some vinegar. Ask Marcus or Merlinus for the whiskey."
"... No comment."
"Wasn't kidding, Lucy. Tape's easy. Chase keeps a good supply for torture purposes."
"Really?"
"Hasn't used any yet, though."
"Oh."
"And the last one, it's Vicks. Kitty's probably got some." Canas found an illuminated watch.
"We can't get them now. It's 1 AM!"
"Can, too. I have a few door keys in my bag."
"......"
"Don't get any ideas, Canas."
"I wasn't thinking anything."
"Mm-hmm..." Erk finally kicked off the comforter and slid his feet into a pair of red slippers. "I'll get the keys..." He shuffled over to his bag and rummaged around for a few seconds, then passed a door key to the other two. "Lowen and Marcus are rooming with Matthew and Raven. Lucius, you take them. Merlinus is in his tent. Canas, you take him."
"But-"
"I'll get the tacticians. Try not to wake anyone up." Erk took his key and padded out the door quietly, Lucius right behind him. Canas looked at the key in his hand and groaned.
"Oh, dear..."
-Talisin- So yeah, that's it! We hope you enjoyed it and we hope you read the next chapter when it's up and we hope you review. And we hope you don't flame because that's mean but if it's bad enough to deserve a flame then I guess you could flame if you feel so inclined. Didja hear that, Kenta-san? I used a big word!
-Kenta- Yes, you used a big word, little one.
-Kitty- After a whole lot of run-ons.
-Kenta- I can't help but notice, but you use quite a few run-ons yourself.
-Kitty- Nyeh, I'm working on it.
-Kenta- Now, go write chapter two, okay?
-Kitty- I do that now!
-Kenta- All right, reader person, review if you please. And kindly don't question the appearance of flashlights, Vicks, and illuminated watches on Elibe. You may fry our poor little authoress's brain. Have a nice day! =.=