Chapter 23

Paul stood up with me in his arms and spun me around in circles…he put me down and said, "You're having a baby….we're having a baby…hey, have twins." I said, "WHAT?!? Boy, are you crazy? I want them one at a time, not two or three at a time. Good Lord are you trying to kill me??" Paul said, "Nope, just trying to get that full family effect…" I said, "It will be full, but it takes patients…9 months at a time to be exact…or in this case 7." Paul said, "How's come you didn't know any soon…Didn't your periods stop?"

I said, "No silly, a girl can still have her period the first trimester of pregnancy." Paul said, "So I take it you're in your first trimester?" I said, "Yes, and when I start my 4th month, it will be my second trimester, and my 7th month will be my third and final trimester…" Paul said, "What no, 4th or 5th trimesters?" With a hint of sarcasm in his voice. I said, "Please, I'm a human not an elephant…I can't imagine carrying a baby in me for 2 years…that's some scary shit."

Paul pulled me closer to him and kissed me…it was a great kiss…wow was it a great kiss…my lips just might fall off after that one.

Paul told EVERY BODY about me being pregnant, he was so excited and proud, kind of like a little kid on x-mas morning waiting to open presents…Paul also went buck wild at the Babies 'R' Us store, and practically bought everything there and started redoing the spare room in the house, he wanted to make sure everything was perfect for 'him' as he referred to the baby, he never once called it a her, he said he knew deep down in side that it was going to be a boy. I just laughed at him…