Disclaimer: I also don't own the Matrix or Monty Python
A/n: Sorry about last chapters mistake I've corrected could you read again
A/N2:Also I am switching between Script and normal speech to see what is better, it is also good as I don't have to keep thinking of new words for said

Chapter 7:
Legolas and Haldir were walking back to their room.
Vaminawen had to speak to Thranduil about something she couldn't tell them so they were on their own, or so they thought.
They turned the corner to find them confronted by Sam and his group of geeks.
Legolas: Hiya, fellas.
Sam: It's him.
Frodo: The Anomaly.
Merry: Do we proceed?
Sam: Yes.
Pippin: He is still...
Frodo: ...only human
Haldir: What?
Gollum: We are the Agents that say…
Frodo: neep
Sam: neep
Merry: neep
Pippin: neep
Gollum: neep
Denethor: neep
Eowyn: neep
Grima: neep
Legolas: Weirdos!
Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin then leapt on Haldir pulling him down why Denethor, Eowyn, Gollum and Grima took Legolas.
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"Get off me you geeks!" yelled Legolas as the geeks attempted to tie him up.
Haldir was struggling, punching and kicking the geeks.
Just then Vaminawen appeared and seeing this shrieked. The geeks looked up at her.
"Get her!" yelled Sam and at once Frodo and Merry leapt up and advanced on her.
She turned and ran down the corridor towards Aragorn and Faramir's room.
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Sam (on top of Haldir still): It is inevitable
The words seemed to echo in Haldir's head as he used all him might to throw off Sam and Pippin.
Haldir stood up and kicked Gollum in the ribs he flew away and crashed into a wall. Legolas backhanded Grima and freed himself.
He executed a split kick sending Denethor and Eowyn flying
Legolas: (ALA snake from the Simpson's) Sod the honesty system my friends need me!
Haldir roundhouse kicked Sam into an empty classroom and proceeded to punch Pippin in the face.
Legolas and Grima were pulling each others hair, and Haldir Leapt onto Grima's back only to be tackled by Gollum who pinned him.
Sam ran back in with a bloody nose and looked shocked at the mayhem they were causing.
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Meanwhile Vaminawen had found Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer, Elemor, Amras and Boromir and had told them what was happening.
Frodo and Merry had been fought off and had run back and joined the fight.
"SHIT!" yelled Boromir when he was told what had happened.
"We need to help them" Said Eomer who looked at Aragorn who was looking through a suitcase.
"Here" he said handing each of them a paintball gun and some ammo.
"Are you sure?" said Faramir as he took a gun "We said we would save them for the end of term"
"Screw that!" Boromir said, "Lets kick bod ass!"
With that they left for the 2nd floor where the fight was.


Merry and Frodo had rejoined the fight to see most of his comrades downed.
The teachers were too busy to come up here as this area was for 6th formers and they were all on holiday at the moment.
Frodo ran at Haldir and attempted to shoulder barge him into a wall.
But Haldir dodged just in time and Frodo collided with a bookcase letting all the books tumble onto him.
Legolas had greed himself and was currently pinning Sam on a table.
This is when help arrived.
Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer, Vaminawen, Elemor, Amras and Boromir strode in armed with Paintball guns and started firing at the geeks.
The geeks fled to their rooms defeated and vowing vengeance.

Hehehe short chapter :D ill post more later I'm sorry about the format change Hehehe lol More coming soon!