A/n: I've given up on calling English western tongue, as it is simpler
Chapter 8:
Legolas flopped down on his bed.
"That was fun!" he said
"Yeah" Aragorn said
"I was being sarcastic"
"Oh"
"How were the new students?" Faramir asked
"There's only 3 year 11's!" said Legolas "Only 3?"
"Yeah" said Vaminawen as she strode in
"What are you doing here?" Aragorn asked
She shrugged and carried on "That Artanis girl is a bitch" Legolas didn't know what to say, Artanis was quite pretty and obviously liked him by the way she had looked at him, but Vaminawen was equally pretty and he was sure he had saw they same look in her eyes at the archery range.
"Hey we better go" said Faramir "we've got English again!"
"Oh no! not HIM AGAIN!" Legolas sighed
When they arrived in the English room the class was already going in. Legolas noticed the three girls were there and the desks had been moved and little nametags were set on each place.
Legolas sat in between Vaminawen and Artanis this would not be fun.
Aragorn sat behind him next to Gimli and Arwen, Haldir was sitting next to Liyra and Faramir, and Nienna sat next to Gamling and Glorfindel.
The others sat distributed around the room but in a way that hardly anyone liked whom they sat next to. Bilbo started ranting on about how you use full stops, but no one listened to him. Artanis turned around and looked at Legolas "@Hello@" she said "@remember me?@"
"@I do@" Legolas replied
"@I wish he would talk in elvish as I can't speak the common tongue very well@"
Liyra put up her hand
"Yes, child?" Bilbo said
"I sorry" she stammered "But my Westron be not good"
"Ahhhhh" Bilbo said "@Could you ask someone to translate it for you?@"
"@I will sir thank you@" Liyra said
Haldir leaned over to her
"@ I would not bother@" he whispered "@ He is talking about how to use full stops@" he tapped his head "@Oh I see@" she said.
Meanwhile Aragorn and Arwen were trying to get as far away from each other as possible.
Vaminawen suddenly had an idea, Bilbo was chalking up a sentence on the board and telling them to fill in the full stops so he would not be a problem. She leaned over to Artanis and spoke clearly in Westron "Hello, do you remember me? My name is Vaminawen"
"@I'm sorry but I don't speak westron well. yes can make out those words though, yes I do remember you as you may remember my name is Artanis @"
"@Oh ok@" She turned back to Bilbo who had sat down and fallen asleep.
No one cared and just carried on chatting.
Suddenly Elladan and Elrohir stood up and ran to the window and quickly checked to see if anyone was around. They then smashed the glass and jumped out.
"Where the hell are you going?" Arwen yelled out
The twins didn't reply
"Oh who cares where they go!" Aragorn said Gimli punched Aragorn in the face.
So started the 2nd war in English while Bilbo slept.
The sides were the same except Amras had joined Aragorn's side as had all three of the new girls. Gollum hid next to Bilbo. Both sides made a fort of desks tables and chairs and took cover before throwing anything they could, spit wads, tennis balls, pens, pencils rulers, rubbers and books were all flying through the air Aragorn still had a paintball gun and was using it on Arwen who was screaming at the top of her lungs. Just then Elladan and Elrohir walked in armed to the teeth with water bombs, water guns and Elladan dragged a large sack of footballs (soccer balls to US people) Boromir threw a book at Elrohir who managed to duck just in time. Elladan threw the sack and several water guns to his teammates before being hit on the head with a pencil case several more books were aimed at the twins, hoping to bring them down. Elladan leapt to his brother and grabbed all the water bombs and lobbed them over their opponent's defences. Not wasting the free time he had as his enemy hid from the bombardment he dragged his brother behind the barricade. Legolas ducked as a football flew over his head. He turned to Haldir
"cover me!" He said before rolling out and sprinting to the window. Several water bombs followed him but luckily they missed. He leapt out and ran quickly to the cafeteria. Finding it empty he ran and leapt over the counter into the food storage area he grabbed several bags and loaded them up with eggs and left silently chuckling to himself.
"Where do you thing your going?" Legolas turned to see Sauron striding towards him.
"To class MR Sauron" Sauron glared at him
"I seeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"I know you do your looking at me"
"What are you going with those eggs?"
"Errrr" he quickly thought of a lie "To science"
"Why?" Sauron demanded
"Mr Saruman asked me to get me them"
Sauron shot him a dirty look before storming off. Legolas waited for a few minutes before running back to English.
Legolas crashed through the door and started throwing the eggs at the other gang.
Bilbo woke up looked around and fell asleep again.
A/N: I know the ending was bad but I really wanted to get this chapter up as I wanna work on the next chapter TRUTH OR PARE REVISITED! Yes it will be a lot longer
"That was fun!" he said
"Yeah" Aragorn said
"I was being sarcastic"
"Oh"
"How were the new students?" Faramir asked
"There's only 3 year 11's!" said Legolas "Only 3?"
"Yeah" said Vaminawen as she strode in
"What are you doing here?" Aragorn asked
She shrugged and carried on "That Artanis girl is a bitch" Legolas didn't know what to say, Artanis was quite pretty and obviously liked him by the way she had looked at him, but Vaminawen was equally pretty and he was sure he had saw they same look in her eyes at the archery range.
"Hey we better go" said Faramir "we've got English again!"
"Oh no! not HIM AGAIN!" Legolas sighed
When they arrived in the English room the class was already going in. Legolas noticed the three girls were there and the desks had been moved and little nametags were set on each place.
Legolas sat in between Vaminawen and Artanis this would not be fun.
Aragorn sat behind him next to Gimli and Arwen, Haldir was sitting next to Liyra and Faramir, and Nienna sat next to Gamling and Glorfindel.
The others sat distributed around the room but in a way that hardly anyone liked whom they sat next to. Bilbo started ranting on about how you use full stops, but no one listened to him. Artanis turned around and looked at Legolas "@Hello@" she said "@remember me?@"
"@I do@" Legolas replied
"@I wish he would talk in elvish as I can't speak the common tongue very well@"
Liyra put up her hand
"Yes, child?" Bilbo said
"I sorry" she stammered "But my Westron be not good"
"Ahhhhh" Bilbo said "@Could you ask someone to translate it for you?@"
"@I will sir thank you@" Liyra said
Haldir leaned over to her
"@ I would not bother@" he whispered "@ He is talking about how to use full stops@" he tapped his head "@Oh I see@" she said.
Meanwhile Aragorn and Arwen were trying to get as far away from each other as possible.
Vaminawen suddenly had an idea, Bilbo was chalking up a sentence on the board and telling them to fill in the full stops so he would not be a problem. She leaned over to Artanis and spoke clearly in Westron "Hello, do you remember me? My name is Vaminawen"
"@I'm sorry but I don't speak westron well. yes can make out those words though, yes I do remember you as you may remember my name is Artanis @"
"@Oh ok@" She turned back to Bilbo who had sat down and fallen asleep.
No one cared and just carried on chatting.
Suddenly Elladan and Elrohir stood up and ran to the window and quickly checked to see if anyone was around. They then smashed the glass and jumped out.
"Where the hell are you going?" Arwen yelled out
The twins didn't reply
"Oh who cares where they go!" Aragorn said Gimli punched Aragorn in the face.
So started the 2nd war in English while Bilbo slept.
The sides were the same except Amras had joined Aragorn's side as had all three of the new girls. Gollum hid next to Bilbo. Both sides made a fort of desks tables and chairs and took cover before throwing anything they could, spit wads, tennis balls, pens, pencils rulers, rubbers and books were all flying through the air Aragorn still had a paintball gun and was using it on Arwen who was screaming at the top of her lungs. Just then Elladan and Elrohir walked in armed to the teeth with water bombs, water guns and Elladan dragged a large sack of footballs (soccer balls to US people) Boromir threw a book at Elrohir who managed to duck just in time. Elladan threw the sack and several water guns to his teammates before being hit on the head with a pencil case several more books were aimed at the twins, hoping to bring them down. Elladan leapt to his brother and grabbed all the water bombs and lobbed them over their opponent's defences. Not wasting the free time he had as his enemy hid from the bombardment he dragged his brother behind the barricade. Legolas ducked as a football flew over his head. He turned to Haldir
"cover me!" He said before rolling out and sprinting to the window. Several water bombs followed him but luckily they missed. He leapt out and ran quickly to the cafeteria. Finding it empty he ran and leapt over the counter into the food storage area he grabbed several bags and loaded them up with eggs and left silently chuckling to himself.
"Where do you thing your going?" Legolas turned to see Sauron striding towards him.
"To class MR Sauron" Sauron glared at him
"I seeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"I know you do your looking at me"
"What are you going with those eggs?"
"Errrr" he quickly thought of a lie "To science"
"Why?" Sauron demanded
"Mr Saruman asked me to get me them"
Sauron shot him a dirty look before storming off. Legolas waited for a few minutes before running back to English.
Legolas crashed through the door and started throwing the eggs at the other gang.
Bilbo woke up looked around and fell asleep again.
A/N: I know the ending was bad but I really wanted to get this chapter up as I wanna work on the next chapter TRUTH OR PARE REVISITED! Yes it will be a lot longer