Chapter 11: Saurons goal
They were gathered outside the school. In front of them was a large table of weapons and armour. Orcs and other foul creatures surrounded them Sauron stood on a raised platform. Sauron was telling them how he had recruited them for his army which he was going to use to take over middle earth. "Leave none alive!" Sauron yelled "now who wants to join?"
Nobody raised their hand
"Very well then, FREE T-shirts!" Silence
"err, free burgers!" all of the boys leapt forward to be armed the girls still stood there
"Free Orlando Bloom signed t-shirts!" yelled Sauron all the girls leapt up and swarmed around the platform drooling
"TO WAR!" yelled Sauron
Suddenly a large group of Orcs, Balrogs, Trolls and Wargs appeared the army marched onto the field and the students joined the ranks.
"March to helms deep!" yelled Sauron
"Hey that my line!" yelled Saruman
"I'm eviller I get the line!" retorted Sauron
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"I'm the evilest!" yelled a voice. Everyone turned to see a big black cloud hovering above them
"Master!" yelled Sauron falling to his knees "I thought you were dead!"
"No I was merely chucked into the void your ignorant git, you got beaten by a wolf!"
"Yeah well at least I wasn't sung to sleep by a women and my crown jewels pinched!" yelled Sauron
"SILANCE!" yelled Morgorth
"Technically he had already stopped speaking" said Saruman
Morgorth then hovered over Saruman and shot a lightning bolt at him "(Ala goldmember) Arghhhh fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah can you hear me? fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah"
Saruman stopped and fell down off the platform
(A/n: now im going back to the script format for a bit)
Orc #2323535: OMG!
Orc #1234243: you killed sharky!
Orc: #344554: YOU BASTARD!
* Orcs leap at cloud and die*
Orcs #232-546753251: fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah can you hear me? fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah * die *
Morgorth: mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaha * deep breath *ahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah * turns purple * ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha * faints out of lack of air (even though he is a cloud) and disappears *
Aragorn: that was odd
Legolas: yes
Frodo: methinks we better leave
All except Sam: shut up Frodo
Frodo: what?
All except Sam: shut up Frodo
Frodo: what?
All except Sam: shut up Frodo!
Sam: You leave Mr Frodo alone! Did he ask you to talk to him! NO leave him alone look he's crying now!
Frodo: what? I'm not crying and your meant to be all hard and stuff as you're the leader and…
All including Sam: shut up Frodo (or in Sam's case Mr Frodo)!
They were gathered outside the school. In front of them was a large table of weapons and armour. Orcs and other foul creatures surrounded them Sauron stood on a raised platform. Sauron was telling them how he had recruited them for his army which he was going to use to take over middle earth. "Leave none alive!" Sauron yelled "now who wants to join?"
Nobody raised their hand
"Very well then, FREE T-shirts!" Silence
"err, free burgers!" all of the boys leapt forward to be armed the girls still stood there
"Free Orlando Bloom signed t-shirts!" yelled Sauron all the girls leapt up and swarmed around the platform drooling
"TO WAR!" yelled Sauron
Suddenly a large group of Orcs, Balrogs, Trolls and Wargs appeared the army marched onto the field and the students joined the ranks.
"March to helms deep!" yelled Sauron
"Hey that my line!" yelled Saruman
"I'm eviller I get the line!" retorted Sauron
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"Am not!"
"Am too"
"I'm the evilest!" yelled a voice. Everyone turned to see a big black cloud hovering above them
"Master!" yelled Sauron falling to his knees "I thought you were dead!"
"No I was merely chucked into the void your ignorant git, you got beaten by a wolf!"
"Yeah well at least I wasn't sung to sleep by a women and my crown jewels pinched!" yelled Sauron
"SILANCE!" yelled Morgorth
"Technically he had already stopped speaking" said Saruman
Morgorth then hovered over Saruman and shot a lightning bolt at him "(Ala goldmember) Arghhhh fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah can you hear me? fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah"
Saruman stopped and fell down off the platform
(A/n: now im going back to the script format for a bit)
Orc #2323535: OMG!
Orc #1234243: you killed sharky!
Orc: #344554: YOU BASTARD!
* Orcs leap at cloud and die*
Orcs #232-546753251: fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah can you hear me? fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah fajah * die *
Morgorth: mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaha * deep breath *ahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah * turns purple * ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha * faints out of lack of air (even though he is a cloud) and disappears *
Aragorn: that was odd
Legolas: yes
Frodo: methinks we better leave
All except Sam: shut up Frodo
Frodo: what?
All except Sam: shut up Frodo
Frodo: what?
All except Sam: shut up Frodo!
Sam: You leave Mr Frodo alone! Did he ask you to talk to him! NO leave him alone look he's crying now!
Frodo: what? I'm not crying and your meant to be all hard and stuff as you're the leader and…
All including Sam: shut up Frodo (or in Sam's case Mr Frodo)!