A/n: I'm sorry I didn't update this soon ebil skool
Ebil h/w
Ebil Badgers!
This has been laying around on my hard drive for a while so I decieded to post it to give you a quick update. This story is mainly quite random rather then the well planned storylines of other fics ill be posting this just for and update by chapter 14 will at least be a bit longer as currently I need 2 reread the story as I may have forgotten a few bits.
Please notify me if I make any mistakes
Anyway this chapter is set AFTER the sleepover
Chapter 13: The night after
Haldir awoke and looked around him. Cans, crisp packets, sweet wrappers and other debris lay all over the room. He was slumped over the table, Valar it must have been a good night, the only bad thing was that he couldn't remember half of it.
He got up and walked over to the mini-cooler and got himself a drink. Legolas was next to awake; he was in a similar situation except this time he found himself laying draped over the sofa. His head hurt like crazy
"Wazzup?"
Legolas turned to face Haldir
"What happened?" was all he could mumble before sinking into a chair "Well you guys got pissed and then Artanis and her friends came back and, well you can guess the rest"
"What happened?"
"You don't wanna know, but if you look in the mirror and have a look at your face and hair then you will find out for yourself"
Legolas pondered this for a second before leaping at Haldir and tackling him to the ground
Haldir spun around and knocked his friend off him before standing up and handing Legolas Vanimawen's hand mirror
By this time Faramir and Aragorn had also woken up and, although dazed, where watching the pair arguing.
Legolas looked in the mirror and too his horror he saw hot pink lipstick covering his face.
His face turned so pink that the lipstick was hardly noticeable; he turned and sprinted for the bathroom but accidentally (and un-elf like) tripped over Vanimawen's unconscious body and fell flat on his face.
"no mummy I don't wanna go to school" she murmured rolling over and snuggling up to Legolas's prone, tense form
As if she suddenly realised what she was doing, she opened her eyes to stare at Legolas, a devilish grin crossed her face and she moved to straddle him
"Hello Leggy" she said
"Get OFF ME!" hollered Legolas
"Oh what have we hear? Lipstick? Looks like someone got some action last night which if I remember was true"
"WHAT" Legolas screeched from his position looking up at Vaminawen
"What the fuck happened last night"
"Calm down Leggsie its not like you were married, you were only engaged" Haldir said smirking at Legolas
"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING" Legolas screeched "YOU ARE KIDDING!"
"Quiet down yoze fook wadz, iz tottaly tryin to get som' sleep ere" Aragorn murmured before rolling over and falling of his perch on top of a desk onto Faramir's prone body
Faramir kicked his foot out connecting straight in the worst area possible of Aragorns body
Aragorn howled in pain rolling of Faramir, now totally awake and alert, even if he was in quite a vulnerable position.
Faramir stood and looked groggily around at the surroundings making mental notes of what was around the room
'Booze, fags, , Aragorn, Boromir sleeping with his head in Eomer's lap, ohh Kodak moment Vaminawen straddling a makeup covered elf who looks suspiciously like Legolas covered in lipstick with love bites around his neck and a ring on his finger, Haldir, wait a sec Vaminawen straddling Legolas!'
"err am I missing something here" Faramir asked the occupants of the room
"Yeah it seems Legolas got hooked up with Artanis and now they are engaged" Haldir stated
Faramir collapsed to the floor laughing as the murderossion on Legolas's face. Legolas stood up easily knocking a shocked Vaminawen to the ground and strode out of the room. From the dorm window you could see him heading out to the blacksmiths hut.
"I'd hate to be that girl" Boromir commented from the sofa. Apparently it seemed he had been listening onto the conversation for a long time now.
Ebil h/w
Ebil Badgers!
This has been laying around on my hard drive for a while so I decieded to post it to give you a quick update. This story is mainly quite random rather then the well planned storylines of other fics ill be posting this just for and update by chapter 14 will at least be a bit longer as currently I need 2 reread the story as I may have forgotten a few bits.
Please notify me if I make any mistakes
Anyway this chapter is set AFTER the sleepover
Chapter 13: The night after
Haldir awoke and looked around him. Cans, crisp packets, sweet wrappers and other debris lay all over the room. He was slumped over the table, Valar it must have been a good night, the only bad thing was that he couldn't remember half of it.
He got up and walked over to the mini-cooler and got himself a drink. Legolas was next to awake; he was in a similar situation except this time he found himself laying draped over the sofa. His head hurt like crazy
"Wazzup?"
Legolas turned to face Haldir
"What happened?" was all he could mumble before sinking into a chair "Well you guys got pissed and then Artanis and her friends came back and, well you can guess the rest"
"What happened?"
"You don't wanna know, but if you look in the mirror and have a look at your face and hair then you will find out for yourself"
Legolas pondered this for a second before leaping at Haldir and tackling him to the ground
Haldir spun around and knocked his friend off him before standing up and handing Legolas Vanimawen's hand mirror
By this time Faramir and Aragorn had also woken up and, although dazed, where watching the pair arguing.
Legolas looked in the mirror and too his horror he saw hot pink lipstick covering his face.
His face turned so pink that the lipstick was hardly noticeable; he turned and sprinted for the bathroom but accidentally (and un-elf like) tripped over Vanimawen's unconscious body and fell flat on his face.
"no mummy I don't wanna go to school" she murmured rolling over and snuggling up to Legolas's prone, tense form
As if she suddenly realised what she was doing, she opened her eyes to stare at Legolas, a devilish grin crossed her face and she moved to straddle him
"Hello Leggy" she said
"Get OFF ME!" hollered Legolas
"Oh what have we hear? Lipstick? Looks like someone got some action last night which if I remember was true"
"WHAT" Legolas screeched from his position looking up at Vaminawen
"What the fuck happened last night"
"Calm down Leggsie its not like you were married, you were only engaged" Haldir said smirking at Legolas
"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING" Legolas screeched "YOU ARE KIDDING!"
"Quiet down yoze fook wadz, iz tottaly tryin to get som' sleep ere" Aragorn murmured before rolling over and falling of his perch on top of a desk onto Faramir's prone body
Faramir kicked his foot out connecting straight in the worst area possible of Aragorns body
Aragorn howled in pain rolling of Faramir, now totally awake and alert, even if he was in quite a vulnerable position.
Faramir stood and looked groggily around at the surroundings making mental notes of what was around the room
'Booze, fags, , Aragorn, Boromir sleeping with his head in Eomer's lap, ohh Kodak moment Vaminawen straddling a makeup covered elf who looks suspiciously like Legolas covered in lipstick with love bites around his neck and a ring on his finger, Haldir, wait a sec Vaminawen straddling Legolas!'
"err am I missing something here" Faramir asked the occupants of the room
"Yeah it seems Legolas got hooked up with Artanis and now they are engaged" Haldir stated
Faramir collapsed to the floor laughing as the murderossion on Legolas's face. Legolas stood up easily knocking a shocked Vaminawen to the ground and strode out of the room. From the dorm window you could see him heading out to the blacksmiths hut.
"I'd hate to be that girl" Boromir commented from the sofa. Apparently it seemed he had been listening onto the conversation for a long time now.