Chapter Three:
At last, the train reached Hogwarts.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Harry.
Brass monkeys had taken over Hogwarts!
"DON'T WORRY!" shouted Dumbledore. "THE SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL-"
Dumbledore was wrestled to the ground by one of the monkeys, and his head was being continuously whacked with a brass trombone.
Luckily for everyone a massive spaceship came and all the brass monkeys where abducted by aliens and no one apart from Harry remembered a thing so NOW we can get on with this random chapter.
"Dumbledore! Where did the monkeys go?" asked Harry frantically.
"Monkeys...? Harry, what on earth are you talking about?"
"The monkeys sir! You must remember they were hitting you over the head with a trombone!!"
"GO TO THE INFIRMARY!" roared Dumbledore.
"I'm sure Madame Pomphrey has a cure for Lunatics" muttered Dumbledore under his breath.
"Is this story actually going anywhere?" Harry asked Dumbledore.
"I don't think so," he replied. "The writers are obviously high on something... apart from that blonde one. She's very talented. And beautiful..."
"Nah the blond ones a bimbo" said Harry "It's the brown one whos really fit!!"
At that moment, Ron came over.
"The blond one is ssoooooooooo much prettier!" Ron said enthusiastically. "The brown one is just strange. And I think every one else agrees with me!" At this, the whole school murmured it's approval.
Apart from Malfoy who was standing in a corner with a load of Really fit surfer boys (He had recently taken up surfing and left his evil side behind) "I think the brown ones really fine" he said. Along came Orlando Bloom "So do I, they both are!!!" Every one nodded (Who could disagree with that?)
Okay, so now that the writers have sorted out that they are the sexiest girls on the planet, on with the story!
Erm... actually, that's it I think.
The end.
(of the third chapter)
At last, the train reached Hogwarts.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Harry.
Brass monkeys had taken over Hogwarts!
"DON'T WORRY!" shouted Dumbledore. "THE SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL-"
Dumbledore was wrestled to the ground by one of the monkeys, and his head was being continuously whacked with a brass trombone.
Luckily for everyone a massive spaceship came and all the brass monkeys where abducted by aliens and no one apart from Harry remembered a thing so NOW we can get on with this random chapter.
"Dumbledore! Where did the monkeys go?" asked Harry frantically.
"Monkeys...? Harry, what on earth are you talking about?"
"The monkeys sir! You must remember they were hitting you over the head with a trombone!!"
"GO TO THE INFIRMARY!" roared Dumbledore.
"I'm sure Madame Pomphrey has a cure for Lunatics" muttered Dumbledore under his breath.
"Is this story actually going anywhere?" Harry asked Dumbledore.
"I don't think so," he replied. "The writers are obviously high on something... apart from that blonde one. She's very talented. And beautiful..."
"Nah the blond ones a bimbo" said Harry "It's the brown one whos really fit!!"
At that moment, Ron came over.
"The blond one is ssoooooooooo much prettier!" Ron said enthusiastically. "The brown one is just strange. And I think every one else agrees with me!" At this, the whole school murmured it's approval.
Apart from Malfoy who was standing in a corner with a load of Really fit surfer boys (He had recently taken up surfing and left his evil side behind) "I think the brown ones really fine" he said. Along came Orlando Bloom "So do I, they both are!!!" Every one nodded (Who could disagree with that?)
Okay, so now that the writers have sorted out that they are the sexiest girls on the planet, on with the story!
Erm... actually, that's it I think.
The end.
(of the third chapter)