Mucho thankeros to Simbelmyrne, Lady Lanet, and Meg-a-millions. Still wondering about fire and lawns…

Chapter 2: Boring questy thing part two: The remix!

Saturday August 14th

            4:00 am

            Well that cracks it. My horse is gone. If he were here we could at least play pictionary or something.

            4:45 am

            I would kill myself, but I can't be bothered.

            5:04 am

            Hey ho, the life of a Steward-son.

Tuesday August 17th

            6:09 pm

            I wish they would hurry up and invent the airplane.

            Or the car.

            6:10 pm

            What in the name of Morgoth's tea set am I talking about?

Wednesday September 1st

            noon

            All aloney. On my owney.

            12:01 pm

            Nobody in Rivendell knows where I am.

            12:04 pm

            Nobody at home knows where I am.

            12:30 pm

            I am like a mirage. In a tunic.

Thursday September 2nd

            11:35 am

            Vati always said that I was exceptionally mad. Here's an example: When I was small and silly, my first word was not "mum" or "dad" but "tree". Understandably, Vati kept me away from the Court of the Fountain for a while.

            When I was ten (ish), I became a pyromaniac. I burned everything. Clothes, papers, Faramir's hair, you name it. Vati thought it was all well and good and a normal bit of growing up until I tried to set fire to his head. Then I spent a lot of time getting acquainted with my room.

            Understandably I was a bit depressed and upset over the death of my mum, so I still think there was no reason to ground me.

            I don't think that Faramir remembers (he probably repressed that bit), but his subconscious does. I've distinctly noticed that he edges away from me whenever I have fire. He did get his own back, though, by making me apologize to him in front of Mithrandir.

            Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ohmyvalar ohmyvalar ohmyvalar. Hahahahahahahahahaha. What a loon. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Thursday September 23rd

            4:03 pm

            Whoo! Been v. busy fighting off Orcish types.

            6:17 pm

            Does Faramir miss me?

            6:20 pm

            Does Dad miss me?

            6:21 pm

            I hope so.

            10:05 pm

            I have got a prat and a swot for a brother.

Friday September 24th

            noon

            I have a feeling that I should be there in a month or so.

            If I'm lucky.

            12:01 pm

            Which as everyone knows I am most definitely not.

As I am most definitely a conspiracy theorist, I have a strong belief that Giovanni (head oft Team Rocket for those of us not proficient in Pokemon) is Ash's father. Something like that was alluded to in the Pokemon LIVE! show I saw a few years back. Scary bananas.

            And now back to your regularly scheduled oddness!