Mwahahaha, I am back!!! Even though I only got one review for chapter 2
(thank-Q so much Numbuh 7!), I'm still doing this fic cuz I'm having a lot
of fun writing it, and a bunch of stuff is happening that I never imagined
happening when I first started writing it. So anyhow - here's chapter
three. Grab a nice mocha latte, sit back, and enjoy.
(I don't own Home Depot, okay?)
~
Genie: Heheh, now that that cricket's gone I can get this story started without any interruptions.
Cricket: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!
Genie: Where did you come from??!! I smashed you with a pan!!!
Cricket: Cartoon characters don't die.
Genie: Yeah they can. Besides, this isn't a cartoon. It's a fanfic. Be gone. Go annoy someone else.
Cricket: Okay. I'm off to Iraq, everyone!
Genie: Iraq? o.O
Cricket: Yeah. Maybe I can annoy that Saddam guy.
Genie: Sounds good.
Cricket: Bye.
Genie: See ya.
Cricket: *catches the next flight to Iraq*
Genie: A-hem. So anyhow, when we left off, the Ham-Hams were planning a family reunion or something of that sort...oh yeah, and I told you there was gonna be a marriage. Actually, there's going to be two, at the request of my friend Numbuh 7, who also happens to be the only person who reviewed the last chapter. SO LET'S GIVE A SHOUT OUT!!!
*SHOUT OUT TO NUMBUH 7 TIME, FEATURING THE FAMOUS DANCING MONKEY COPS!!!*
*A helicopter comes flying in, and the monkey cops parachute out of it, wearing tuxedos and top hats*
Monkey cop 1: *singing* Hello Numbuh 7, this shout-out's for you!
Monkey cop 2: And all of the really cool things that you do!
Monkey cop 3: We wish to thank you for your great review
Monkey cop 4: And being an awesomely super friend too!
*They bow and board the helicopter, which flies off into the sunset*
Genie: That was REALLY cheesy. Oh well, thanks again Numbuh 7, and now on with the fic!
~
*Everyone is happy and joyous and glad and having good tidings at the clubhouse, where the Hams have recently been reunited with Maxwell (whose memory was erased by an alien, and consequently he had a lot of trouble finding his way home from where he was finding the cure for cancer), Fluffy (Snoozer's pillow, aka his precioussssss, which was stolen by Lucky the leprechaun), and the fridge (which was also stolen by Lucky)*
Boss: OKAY YOU GUYS, THINK WE SHOULD DECORATE THE CLUBHOUSE FOR THIS REUNION THINGY?
Cappy: No, wait!!! The fridges have to get married!!! They can't get married in this crummy hole! *has become extremely obsessed with the refridgerators that he and Panda bought*
Panda: Yeah, we hafta do this in a church!
Boss: A FAMILY REUNION IN A CHURCH?
Cappy: Well yeah, if there's gonna be a wedding!
Panda: Duh.
Hamtaro: Boss, why are you speaking in all caps?
Boss: CUZ IT ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE.
Hamtaro: That's a good reason.
*At that very moment, Sabu randomly pops through the door*
Sabu: Hey, guys! In case this has anything to do with your current lives in any way whatsoever, there's an empty church a couple blocks from here, and the door is open even though it should be locked! *pops back out*
*Momentary confused silence*
Everyone: HURRAY!!!
*Thus, they exit and go a couple blocks down the road in search of the church so the fridges can get married. Unfortunately, Sabu failed to mention which direction the church was in, and they went the wrong way and ended up at the Home Depot*
Cappy: This doesn't look like a church.
Panda: Oh well. It's good enough. Hey wait, we forgot to bring the fridges!
Boss: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT THE FRIDGES? NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
Hamtaro: Boss, would you please stop doing that?
Boss: OKAY, FINE. This better?
Hamtaro: Thanks.
*Just then Herbert drives up in a convertible, wearing a Batman costume, with the two fridges sitting in the back*
Herbert: Oinky?
Cappy: Thanks Herbert!
Herbert: Oinky! *tosses the fridges out of the car and zooms away*
Cappy: Now we can have that wedding.
Boss: At Home Depot?
Panda: Sure, why not?
Cappy: We need a minister.
Boss: How about that mailman hamster guy who randomly appeared in the Hamtaro birthday episode?
Panda: Where are you gonna find him?
*Just then, a scream is heard, far off at first but continuously getting louder; suddenly the mailman hamster guy falls on the ground beside them*
Boss: Now THAT is what I call good timing.
Mail-man hamster: Man, you really hafta be careful in this fanfic. There's a lot of holes.
Cappy: Wanna be a minister?
Mail-man hamster: OK!!!
~
*Inside Home Depot*
Mail-ham: Do you, Fridgie, take Fridgette to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Fridgie: ...
Cappy: He said I do.
Mail-ham: And do you, Fridgette, take Fridgie to be your lawfully wedded husband, and so on?
Fridgette: ...
Panda: She said yeah. I mean, I do.
Mail-ham: Do you have the ring?
*Panda and Cappy look at each other*
Cappy: I didn't know we needed a ring.
Mail-ham: Of course you need rings. The husband and wife have to exchange wedding rings before they can be "lawfully wedded" and all.
Panda: And you expect a couple of fridges to be able to wear rings.
Mail-ham: Well you can't have a wedding without the rings.
Cappy: Will this do? *pulls a cantaloupe out of nowhere*
Cantaloupe: Yo, wassup my homies?
Everyone else: O.o
Mail-ham: That's a ghetto cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe: I am in da hood, yo yo yo. Foshnizzle and all that jank.
Mail-ham: I don't think this is gonna work.
Panda: Quick!!! Put the cantaloupe in here!! *whips out a bowling ball bag*
Cappy: Okies. *shoves it in*
Cantaloupe: Yo, what it is?
Panda: It didn't work!! He still won't shut up!!!
Cappy: In here!!! *opens the door of one of the fridges*
Panda: Okay. *puts the cantaloupe in the bowling bag in the fridge*
*Silence*
Cappy: Now what?
Mail-ham: I guess since they are fridges...and fridges don't have fingers to wear rings on...we can make an exception and go on without rings.
Cappy&Panda: YAY!!!
Mail-ham: I now pronounce you man and wife.
*Cappy and Panda give each other really weird looks*
Mail-ham: THE FRIDGES, NOT YOU TWO!!!
Cappy: Oh, okay.
Panda: Thank goodness.
Mail-ham: You may now kiss the bride.
*Silence*
Cappy: Fridgie, kiss her!
*Silence*
*Cappy and Panda look at each other, then, trying to act as casually as possible, push the two fridges towards each other*
Cappy: Yay! They kissed!
Everyone: HURRAH!!!
Panda: Now we have to throw rice at them.
Cappy: Huh? We do?
Panda: I think so. At least that's what humans do.
Cappy: People are weird.
Panda: Yeah, I know.
Cappy: Will rocks work?
Panda: Rocks? Won't that hurt?
Cappy: Nah. Besides, I have this random bag of rocks right here. *pulls a bag of rocks out of nowhere*
Panda: Oh. Okay, then.
*Cappy distributes rocks and everyone starts hurling them at the fridges*
Mail-ham: HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THOSE R- *gets beaned in the head with a rock* OKAY! WHO THREW THAT???
*Everyone looks at Penelope*
Penelope: Ook...wee? *runs away*
Mail-ham: THAT'S IT! I DON'T CARE HOW YOUNG YOU ARE, YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!!! *runs after her*
*Stunned silence*
Dexter: Uh, aren't you going to go rescue Penelope, Pashmina?
Pashmina: Why don't you?
Dexter: YES MA'AM!!! *runs after Mail-ham*
Pashmina: I love this life.
*So now everyone was just kinda sitting there in Home Depot, during a very awkward silence, in which Penelope was being chased around outside by the Mail-ham and Dexter was valiantly trying to rescue her, for the sake of Pashmina. The two fridges, having just been wedded, were still sitting there next to each other and since no one had moved them, they were still "kissing" if that is possible of household appliances, even though they now had several dents due to rocks being thrown at them.*
*Then Sandy decided to break the silence*
Sandy: Hey Max!!! Wanna get married???
Maxwell: Huh? I uh umm I mean I uh...*his entire face turns red*
Sandy: Oh wait. I forgot that the Mail-ham left. Now we don't have a minister.
Jingle: I'll be the minister.
Everyone: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM???
Jingle: I was looking all over for my pig high and low, and followed his scent wherever it'd go. I soon found he'd stolen my brand new car, and also he'd driven it really too far. I followed the scent all the way to this store, and that's when I started to get kinda bored. So I came inside, and see what I found! All of my friends here are gathered around. Now I hear it's a priest that you seek, so I'll fill the duty, and you can hand me a check.
Boss: Check doesn't rhyme with seek.
Jingle: Shut up before I smash my guitar on you. Do you want me to be your minister or not?
Sandy: YES PLEASE!!!
Maxwell: But I uhh I don't know if I'm ready to uh...
Sandy: Come on, let's get the others. PENELOPE, DEXTER, MAIL-DUDE, GET YOUR TAILS IN HERE, ME AND MAX ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!
*Outside, Penelope, Dexter and Mail-ham froze in their tracks*
Sandy: I SAID GET IN HERE!!!
*They obey*
Mail-ham: You need me to be your minister again?
Sandy: Nah, we found Jingle. He's much better. More poetic.
Mail-ham: -_-
Sandy: Okay Jingle. Do your stuff.
*Jingle starts strumming his guitar*
Jingle: Today is a day that is filled with great joy: we witness the union of one girl and one boy. Together from now till the end of their days, they'll stand by each other in all kinds of ways. Love is what brings us together today, and listen my friends to what I have to say. These two found each other by way of their hearts, and after today never again shall they part. For they will become one, in soul, body and mind; together they'll seek and together they'll find. A man to his wife should always be true, and her for him the same always should do. May laughter fill every day of your lives...
*a few hours later*
Jingle: I have spoken long, but the best part comes now: when lovers exchange their wedding vows.
*everyone is asleep except Sandy and Maxwell; Sandy's eyes are all big and dreamy and Maxwell would have been asleep except for the fact that whenever he started dozing off Sandy would poke him in the side*
Jingle: Do you, Maxwell, for the rest of your life, take this here Sandy as your wife?
Maxwell: *yawn*
Sandy: *poke*
Maxwell: Hrrmmm??? Ahh uhhh I do. *starts blushing*
Jingle: And do you, Sandy, in each possible way, take Maxwell as your husband for the rest of your days?
Sandy: I do!!!
Jingle: The rings?
*Silence*
Sandy: Carp.
Maxwell: Carp?
Sandy: I mean, crap.
Jingle: Well I guess you'll have to go get some rings or something and then come back and I'll do this thing all over again.
*Suddenly everyone else wakes up*
Everyone: NO!!!
Sandy: How bout if we just...skip the rings for now?
Maxwell: Wait, Sandy. I have a ring.
Sandy: ???
Maxwell: Well, it's an engagement ring, actually...I was gonna propose to you one of these days...and then suddeny today you just kinda decided to get married. So I never gave it to you. And I know it's not a wedding ring, so we still can't be officially married, but...it's a start.
*Maxwell gets down on one knee and holds up a ring*
Maxwell: Sandy, will you marry me?
Sandy: *speechless*
Maxwell: uuuuuhhhh
Sandy: YES!!! *hugs him*
Everyone else, suddenly waking up: Awwwwwww!!!!!
Jingle: I now pronounce you man and wife, with each other to abide; and as your union has been made, you now may kiss the bride.
Maxwell: But we didn't actually - that was just the -
Jingle: Oh shut up. You love each other and are now destined for marriage so why don't we just get it over with now, with or without wedding rings?
Sandy: I got no problem with that!!! *pulls Maxwell towards her and kisses him*
Maxwell: *blushing speechlessly*
Everyone else: Awwwwww!!!!!
*Sabu randomly pops in the door*
Sabu: Hey, there's a carnival down the street!!! *pops back out*
Everyone but Sandy and Maxwell: YAY!!! *run out the door*
Sandy: Hey Max, it's just you and me here now.
Maxwell: *still speechless*
Sandy: I love you Maxy!!!
Maxwell: I uh I uhhh I love you too.
Sandy: ^__^
~
*Unfortunately, once again Sabu forgot to say which way the carnival was, and they all ended up in a sewer, except for Maxwell and Sandy (who were still at Home Depot) and the two fridges*
~
*At the carnival, the fridges are enjoying a nice ride on the ferris wheel*
*Just then Herbert drives up in Jingle's car*
Herbert: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batma- OINKY!!! THERE ARE FRIDGES ON THAT RIDE!!!
*As soon as the ride ends and the fridges get off, Herbert raids them for food; however, all he discovers is the bowling ball bag*
Herbert: Oinky? Who in their right mind would put a bowling ball in a fridge?
Bowling ball bag (with cantaloupe inside): 'Sup dawg?
Herbert: Oinky? Who said that? Oh well. Guess I'll go bowling.
~
*Later that day, the fridges and the Ham-Hams return to the clubhouse*
Cappy: I wonder how that cantaloupe is faring. *opens the fridge but discovers the cantaloupe is missing* GASP!
Panda: What???
Cappy: Gone!!! He's gone!!!
Panda: NOOOOO!!!!!
Cappy: Wait. This is good.
Panda: Why???
Cappy: FUNERAL TIME!!!!
~
*In the woods near the clubhouse, all the Ham-Hams are gathered around a small stone*
Cappy: *sniff* Since we couldn't find the body, we put this gravestone here to mark the memory of a fine and ghetto friend.
Panda: *wipes a tear from his eye* He was a good melon.
Boss: Actually he was pretty darn annoying.
Everyone else: Yeah.
Cappy: Well, would anyone like to say a few words?
Howdy: YEAH!!! I WILL!!!!
Panda: Go ahead.
Howdy: Pitchforks, asparagus, salami, bookmarks, crumb cake, pizza, electric toothbrush.
Dexter: You have some real issues.
Howdy: I know.
*They all leave, and a moment later Jingle comes strolling by, searching for his car and Herbert*
Jingle: I have wandered far and wide, and still have not found what I came to find. Those hamsters never gave me a check, and I'm beginning to fear that my car is now a wreck. Cuz you can't trust a pig to drive a small car, and - hey, what's this? *inspects the tombstone* It says: "THIS MARKS THE PLACE WHERE WE BURIED OUR MEMORIES OF OUR DEAR FRIEND, GHETTO MELON. HE LIVED A LONG AND MEANINGFUL LIFE, BUT DISAPPEARED SOON AFTER BEING PUT IN A BOWLING BALL BAG IN A FRIDGE. BORN: 2003. DIED: 2003."
*Jingle scratches his head*
Jingle: Oh well. I'll never understand those weirdos.
~
Yeah, I know, that wasn't really a family reunion. It was more like - well, what the title of this chapter says. Anyhow, hope you liked it and please review!!! And also, the ghetto melon thing - that idea came from Numbuh 7, so if that made you laugh, thank her, not me!!!
(I don't own Home Depot, okay?)
~
Genie: Heheh, now that that cricket's gone I can get this story started without any interruptions.
Cricket: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!
Genie: Where did you come from??!! I smashed you with a pan!!!
Cricket: Cartoon characters don't die.
Genie: Yeah they can. Besides, this isn't a cartoon. It's a fanfic. Be gone. Go annoy someone else.
Cricket: Okay. I'm off to Iraq, everyone!
Genie: Iraq? o.O
Cricket: Yeah. Maybe I can annoy that Saddam guy.
Genie: Sounds good.
Cricket: Bye.
Genie: See ya.
Cricket: *catches the next flight to Iraq*
Genie: A-hem. So anyhow, when we left off, the Ham-Hams were planning a family reunion or something of that sort...oh yeah, and I told you there was gonna be a marriage. Actually, there's going to be two, at the request of my friend Numbuh 7, who also happens to be the only person who reviewed the last chapter. SO LET'S GIVE A SHOUT OUT!!!
*SHOUT OUT TO NUMBUH 7 TIME, FEATURING THE FAMOUS DANCING MONKEY COPS!!!*
*A helicopter comes flying in, and the monkey cops parachute out of it, wearing tuxedos and top hats*
Monkey cop 1: *singing* Hello Numbuh 7, this shout-out's for you!
Monkey cop 2: And all of the really cool things that you do!
Monkey cop 3: We wish to thank you for your great review
Monkey cop 4: And being an awesomely super friend too!
*They bow and board the helicopter, which flies off into the sunset*
Genie: That was REALLY cheesy. Oh well, thanks again Numbuh 7, and now on with the fic!
~
*Everyone is happy and joyous and glad and having good tidings at the clubhouse, where the Hams have recently been reunited with Maxwell (whose memory was erased by an alien, and consequently he had a lot of trouble finding his way home from where he was finding the cure for cancer), Fluffy (Snoozer's pillow, aka his precioussssss, which was stolen by Lucky the leprechaun), and the fridge (which was also stolen by Lucky)*
Boss: OKAY YOU GUYS, THINK WE SHOULD DECORATE THE CLUBHOUSE FOR THIS REUNION THINGY?
Cappy: No, wait!!! The fridges have to get married!!! They can't get married in this crummy hole! *has become extremely obsessed with the refridgerators that he and Panda bought*
Panda: Yeah, we hafta do this in a church!
Boss: A FAMILY REUNION IN A CHURCH?
Cappy: Well yeah, if there's gonna be a wedding!
Panda: Duh.
Hamtaro: Boss, why are you speaking in all caps?
Boss: CUZ IT ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE.
Hamtaro: That's a good reason.
*At that very moment, Sabu randomly pops through the door*
Sabu: Hey, guys! In case this has anything to do with your current lives in any way whatsoever, there's an empty church a couple blocks from here, and the door is open even though it should be locked! *pops back out*
*Momentary confused silence*
Everyone: HURRAY!!!
*Thus, they exit and go a couple blocks down the road in search of the church so the fridges can get married. Unfortunately, Sabu failed to mention which direction the church was in, and they went the wrong way and ended up at the Home Depot*
Cappy: This doesn't look like a church.
Panda: Oh well. It's good enough. Hey wait, we forgot to bring the fridges!
Boss: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT THE FRIDGES? NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
Hamtaro: Boss, would you please stop doing that?
Boss: OKAY, FINE. This better?
Hamtaro: Thanks.
*Just then Herbert drives up in a convertible, wearing a Batman costume, with the two fridges sitting in the back*
Herbert: Oinky?
Cappy: Thanks Herbert!
Herbert: Oinky! *tosses the fridges out of the car and zooms away*
Cappy: Now we can have that wedding.
Boss: At Home Depot?
Panda: Sure, why not?
Cappy: We need a minister.
Boss: How about that mailman hamster guy who randomly appeared in the Hamtaro birthday episode?
Panda: Where are you gonna find him?
*Just then, a scream is heard, far off at first but continuously getting louder; suddenly the mailman hamster guy falls on the ground beside them*
Boss: Now THAT is what I call good timing.
Mail-man hamster: Man, you really hafta be careful in this fanfic. There's a lot of holes.
Cappy: Wanna be a minister?
Mail-man hamster: OK!!!
~
*Inside Home Depot*
Mail-ham: Do you, Fridgie, take Fridgette to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Fridgie: ...
Cappy: He said I do.
Mail-ham: And do you, Fridgette, take Fridgie to be your lawfully wedded husband, and so on?
Fridgette: ...
Panda: She said yeah. I mean, I do.
Mail-ham: Do you have the ring?
*Panda and Cappy look at each other*
Cappy: I didn't know we needed a ring.
Mail-ham: Of course you need rings. The husband and wife have to exchange wedding rings before they can be "lawfully wedded" and all.
Panda: And you expect a couple of fridges to be able to wear rings.
Mail-ham: Well you can't have a wedding without the rings.
Cappy: Will this do? *pulls a cantaloupe out of nowhere*
Cantaloupe: Yo, wassup my homies?
Everyone else: O.o
Mail-ham: That's a ghetto cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe: I am in da hood, yo yo yo. Foshnizzle and all that jank.
Mail-ham: I don't think this is gonna work.
Panda: Quick!!! Put the cantaloupe in here!! *whips out a bowling ball bag*
Cappy: Okies. *shoves it in*
Cantaloupe: Yo, what it is?
Panda: It didn't work!! He still won't shut up!!!
Cappy: In here!!! *opens the door of one of the fridges*
Panda: Okay. *puts the cantaloupe in the bowling bag in the fridge*
*Silence*
Cappy: Now what?
Mail-ham: I guess since they are fridges...and fridges don't have fingers to wear rings on...we can make an exception and go on without rings.
Cappy&Panda: YAY!!!
Mail-ham: I now pronounce you man and wife.
*Cappy and Panda give each other really weird looks*
Mail-ham: THE FRIDGES, NOT YOU TWO!!!
Cappy: Oh, okay.
Panda: Thank goodness.
Mail-ham: You may now kiss the bride.
*Silence*
Cappy: Fridgie, kiss her!
*Silence*
*Cappy and Panda look at each other, then, trying to act as casually as possible, push the two fridges towards each other*
Cappy: Yay! They kissed!
Everyone: HURRAH!!!
Panda: Now we have to throw rice at them.
Cappy: Huh? We do?
Panda: I think so. At least that's what humans do.
Cappy: People are weird.
Panda: Yeah, I know.
Cappy: Will rocks work?
Panda: Rocks? Won't that hurt?
Cappy: Nah. Besides, I have this random bag of rocks right here. *pulls a bag of rocks out of nowhere*
Panda: Oh. Okay, then.
*Cappy distributes rocks and everyone starts hurling them at the fridges*
Mail-ham: HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THOSE R- *gets beaned in the head with a rock* OKAY! WHO THREW THAT???
*Everyone looks at Penelope*
Penelope: Ook...wee? *runs away*
Mail-ham: THAT'S IT! I DON'T CARE HOW YOUNG YOU ARE, YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!!! *runs after her*
*Stunned silence*
Dexter: Uh, aren't you going to go rescue Penelope, Pashmina?
Pashmina: Why don't you?
Dexter: YES MA'AM!!! *runs after Mail-ham*
Pashmina: I love this life.
*So now everyone was just kinda sitting there in Home Depot, during a very awkward silence, in which Penelope was being chased around outside by the Mail-ham and Dexter was valiantly trying to rescue her, for the sake of Pashmina. The two fridges, having just been wedded, were still sitting there next to each other and since no one had moved them, they were still "kissing" if that is possible of household appliances, even though they now had several dents due to rocks being thrown at them.*
*Then Sandy decided to break the silence*
Sandy: Hey Max!!! Wanna get married???
Maxwell: Huh? I uh umm I mean I uh...*his entire face turns red*
Sandy: Oh wait. I forgot that the Mail-ham left. Now we don't have a minister.
Jingle: I'll be the minister.
Everyone: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM???
Jingle: I was looking all over for my pig high and low, and followed his scent wherever it'd go. I soon found he'd stolen my brand new car, and also he'd driven it really too far. I followed the scent all the way to this store, and that's when I started to get kinda bored. So I came inside, and see what I found! All of my friends here are gathered around. Now I hear it's a priest that you seek, so I'll fill the duty, and you can hand me a check.
Boss: Check doesn't rhyme with seek.
Jingle: Shut up before I smash my guitar on you. Do you want me to be your minister or not?
Sandy: YES PLEASE!!!
Maxwell: But I uhh I don't know if I'm ready to uh...
Sandy: Come on, let's get the others. PENELOPE, DEXTER, MAIL-DUDE, GET YOUR TAILS IN HERE, ME AND MAX ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!
*Outside, Penelope, Dexter and Mail-ham froze in their tracks*
Sandy: I SAID GET IN HERE!!!
*They obey*
Mail-ham: You need me to be your minister again?
Sandy: Nah, we found Jingle. He's much better. More poetic.
Mail-ham: -_-
Sandy: Okay Jingle. Do your stuff.
*Jingle starts strumming his guitar*
Jingle: Today is a day that is filled with great joy: we witness the union of one girl and one boy. Together from now till the end of their days, they'll stand by each other in all kinds of ways. Love is what brings us together today, and listen my friends to what I have to say. These two found each other by way of their hearts, and after today never again shall they part. For they will become one, in soul, body and mind; together they'll seek and together they'll find. A man to his wife should always be true, and her for him the same always should do. May laughter fill every day of your lives...
*a few hours later*
Jingle: I have spoken long, but the best part comes now: when lovers exchange their wedding vows.
*everyone is asleep except Sandy and Maxwell; Sandy's eyes are all big and dreamy and Maxwell would have been asleep except for the fact that whenever he started dozing off Sandy would poke him in the side*
Jingle: Do you, Maxwell, for the rest of your life, take this here Sandy as your wife?
Maxwell: *yawn*
Sandy: *poke*
Maxwell: Hrrmmm??? Ahh uhhh I do. *starts blushing*
Jingle: And do you, Sandy, in each possible way, take Maxwell as your husband for the rest of your days?
Sandy: I do!!!
Jingle: The rings?
*Silence*
Sandy: Carp.
Maxwell: Carp?
Sandy: I mean, crap.
Jingle: Well I guess you'll have to go get some rings or something and then come back and I'll do this thing all over again.
*Suddenly everyone else wakes up*
Everyone: NO!!!
Sandy: How bout if we just...skip the rings for now?
Maxwell: Wait, Sandy. I have a ring.
Sandy: ???
Maxwell: Well, it's an engagement ring, actually...I was gonna propose to you one of these days...and then suddeny today you just kinda decided to get married. So I never gave it to you. And I know it's not a wedding ring, so we still can't be officially married, but...it's a start.
*Maxwell gets down on one knee and holds up a ring*
Maxwell: Sandy, will you marry me?
Sandy: *speechless*
Maxwell: uuuuuhhhh
Sandy: YES!!! *hugs him*
Everyone else, suddenly waking up: Awwwwwww!!!!!
Jingle: I now pronounce you man and wife, with each other to abide; and as your union has been made, you now may kiss the bride.
Maxwell: But we didn't actually - that was just the -
Jingle: Oh shut up. You love each other and are now destined for marriage so why don't we just get it over with now, with or without wedding rings?
Sandy: I got no problem with that!!! *pulls Maxwell towards her and kisses him*
Maxwell: *blushing speechlessly*
Everyone else: Awwwwww!!!!!
*Sabu randomly pops in the door*
Sabu: Hey, there's a carnival down the street!!! *pops back out*
Everyone but Sandy and Maxwell: YAY!!! *run out the door*
Sandy: Hey Max, it's just you and me here now.
Maxwell: *still speechless*
Sandy: I love you Maxy!!!
Maxwell: I uh I uhhh I love you too.
Sandy: ^__^
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*Unfortunately, once again Sabu forgot to say which way the carnival was, and they all ended up in a sewer, except for Maxwell and Sandy (who were still at Home Depot) and the two fridges*
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*At the carnival, the fridges are enjoying a nice ride on the ferris wheel*
*Just then Herbert drives up in Jingle's car*
Herbert: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batma- OINKY!!! THERE ARE FRIDGES ON THAT RIDE!!!
*As soon as the ride ends and the fridges get off, Herbert raids them for food; however, all he discovers is the bowling ball bag*
Herbert: Oinky? Who in their right mind would put a bowling ball in a fridge?
Bowling ball bag (with cantaloupe inside): 'Sup dawg?
Herbert: Oinky? Who said that? Oh well. Guess I'll go bowling.
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*Later that day, the fridges and the Ham-Hams return to the clubhouse*
Cappy: I wonder how that cantaloupe is faring. *opens the fridge but discovers the cantaloupe is missing* GASP!
Panda: What???
Cappy: Gone!!! He's gone!!!
Panda: NOOOOO!!!!!
Cappy: Wait. This is good.
Panda: Why???
Cappy: FUNERAL TIME!!!!
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*In the woods near the clubhouse, all the Ham-Hams are gathered around a small stone*
Cappy: *sniff* Since we couldn't find the body, we put this gravestone here to mark the memory of a fine and ghetto friend.
Panda: *wipes a tear from his eye* He was a good melon.
Boss: Actually he was pretty darn annoying.
Everyone else: Yeah.
Cappy: Well, would anyone like to say a few words?
Howdy: YEAH!!! I WILL!!!!
Panda: Go ahead.
Howdy: Pitchforks, asparagus, salami, bookmarks, crumb cake, pizza, electric toothbrush.
Dexter: You have some real issues.
Howdy: I know.
*They all leave, and a moment later Jingle comes strolling by, searching for his car and Herbert*
Jingle: I have wandered far and wide, and still have not found what I came to find. Those hamsters never gave me a check, and I'm beginning to fear that my car is now a wreck. Cuz you can't trust a pig to drive a small car, and - hey, what's this? *inspects the tombstone* It says: "THIS MARKS THE PLACE WHERE WE BURIED OUR MEMORIES OF OUR DEAR FRIEND, GHETTO MELON. HE LIVED A LONG AND MEANINGFUL LIFE, BUT DISAPPEARED SOON AFTER BEING PUT IN A BOWLING BALL BAG IN A FRIDGE. BORN: 2003. DIED: 2003."
*Jingle scratches his head*
Jingle: Oh well. I'll never understand those weirdos.
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Yeah, I know, that wasn't really a family reunion. It was more like - well, what the title of this chapter says. Anyhow, hope you liked it and please review!!! And also, the ghetto melon thing - that idea came from Numbuh 7, so if that made you laugh, thank her, not me!!!