CHAPTER IV
Twin agents of doom
After half a day of being drugged, Wade woke up to find a female sitting right beside him. She was obviously of Latin American origins, and Wade looked at her and got a feeling of lust from looking at her.
"Hey baby", said Wade. "What're you doing here? Am I so hot that you forgot about your cyborg war and came to see me?"
"Shut up", said the female. "All men are they same- they all want to get into my pants."
"Jeez, woman", said Wade. "I was just kidding. I'm not that kind of man. Do you happen to know where my gear is?"
"Confiscated", said the female. "They are being scanned for traces of Cyborg activity".
"Let me just tell you one thing", said Wade. "I am not a cyborg".
"Prove it", said the female.
"What happens if my friend and I are found guilty of being 'cyborgs'", asked Wade.
"You'll be executed", said the female.
"I'll bet you on it", said Wade.
"You're going to bet what?" asked the female. "You're silly spandex outfit?"
"No", said Wade. "A date". The female then laughed and laughed for a long time, and then shook his hand.
"Deal", said the female. "I've wanted a date for so long".
"Well", said Wade. "If I'm going to go on a date with you, I need your name."
"You're so confidant you're going to win, aren't you?" laughed the female. "I'm Supreme Commander Anna Anderson".
"You're the supreme commander?" exclaimed Wade.
"You're not getting all sexist on me, are you?" exclaimed Anna.
"No", said Wade. "I just imagined supreme commanders as old scruffy men or silver wrinkled women."
"Those kind of people were the first to die", said Anna.
"What happened to your world?" asked Wade. "What year is it?"
"It is the year 2014", said Anna. "In 2001, it was believed that the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center by the Afghan terrorist group Al Quida. Actually, the Cyborridans, a religious group of sick people who believed that cybernetic enhancements would bring them closer to heaven and to free the world of the Devil they had to destroy all non-Cyborgs, caused it. They caused those attacks to draw the attention away from the major World Powers while they prepared an invasion of the World. On July 4th 2005, when the World Powers were celebrating the execution of terrorist leader Saddam Hussein, the Cyborridans (we like to call them cyborgs) began the invasion of the world. Millions of millions have died. There are only about 50,000 of us left".
"That's bad", said Wade. "My world's in a similar mess".
"Look", said Anna. "It's Doctor Krueger." Then, a German doctor walked up to Anna and carried Steve to a nearby bed.
"Supreme Commander", said doctor Krueger. "Not only does this 'Slade Wilson' have weird mutations in his body, but this 'Steve' has strange drugs in his body that give him enhanced battle skills".
"It's Wade Wilson, not Slade Wilson", said Wade. "And I can explain myself".
"How?" whispered Steve.
"After George W. Bush ended his Lame Duck term in 2005", said Wade, "John Kerry got some hints about the Cyborridan invasion. He ordered the creation of us- two super soldiers that could battle cyborgs. If you don't believe me check your files."
"Oh yeah", said Krueger. "I read about you in the National Enquirer. I think they are free to go, except for this 'Captain America'. His injuries are extensive. Is that all right with you, supreme commander?"
"Sure", said Anna. "Wade and I have to go now. We have some unfinished business."
"That's fine with me", said Krueger. Wade and Anna then left the room, and then began to laugh."
"Did you really make that up?" laughed Anna.
"Hell yeah", said Wade. "I didn't know it was a real story, though".
"It's not", said Anna. The National Enquirer makes up their stories".
"Oh", said Wade. "You owe me a date".
"Oh, damn", said Anna. "That's right".
"Where can we go?" asked Wade. "I'm not familiar with the area."
"Where's your sense of adventure?" teased Anna. "Let's just go exploring. I thought you were a Superman."
"First I'm Batman, then Deathstroke, and now Superman?" yelled Wade. Anna then laughed and then hugged him.
"Come", said Anna. "I need to tell my second-in-command about my outing. They'd kill me if I forgot". They then walked off together, holding hands and with a fun time in mind.
Clay Quartermain, agent of SHEILD, and his co-pilot, Gabriel Jones, piloted their special SHIELD custom helicopter towards New York City, where Nick Fury, the commander of SHEILD, was waiting with a dead mutant to be scanned at the SHEILD base.
"I wish I had a different job", said Gabriel.
"Why?" asked Clay. "It's more adventurous then selling franks at a Baseball game".
"That's true", said Gabriel. "But when I see all the adventures that Nick goes on, I get so envious. I wish I could get that high with this job. But noooooooooo. Nick has to hoard all the mission for himself and makes us do his dirty work."
"You've only flown for three missions", said Clay. "And think of the places you have been on those missions. Havana, Paris, Constantinople, and now New York City itself."
"Whoopee doo", said Gabriel. "We land and then take off".
"Hell", said Clay. "At least you can say you've been there". A loud beeping sound then rang in their ears and they ran to their stations.
"Two unidentified fighter craft are within 1000 kilometers in us", said Gabriel. "Clay, they're firing!"
"EVASIVE MANEURS!" yelled Clay. Before they could save themselves, two missiles penetrated the helicopter and caused it to explode. While that was happening, Arkady Rossovich laughed with the utmost glee.
Twin agents of doom
After half a day of being drugged, Wade woke up to find a female sitting right beside him. She was obviously of Latin American origins, and Wade looked at her and got a feeling of lust from looking at her.
"Hey baby", said Wade. "What're you doing here? Am I so hot that you forgot about your cyborg war and came to see me?"
"Shut up", said the female. "All men are they same- they all want to get into my pants."
"Jeez, woman", said Wade. "I was just kidding. I'm not that kind of man. Do you happen to know where my gear is?"
"Confiscated", said the female. "They are being scanned for traces of Cyborg activity".
"Let me just tell you one thing", said Wade. "I am not a cyborg".
"Prove it", said the female.
"What happens if my friend and I are found guilty of being 'cyborgs'", asked Wade.
"You'll be executed", said the female.
"I'll bet you on it", said Wade.
"You're going to bet what?" asked the female. "You're silly spandex outfit?"
"No", said Wade. "A date". The female then laughed and laughed for a long time, and then shook his hand.
"Deal", said the female. "I've wanted a date for so long".
"Well", said Wade. "If I'm going to go on a date with you, I need your name."
"You're so confidant you're going to win, aren't you?" laughed the female. "I'm Supreme Commander Anna Anderson".
"You're the supreme commander?" exclaimed Wade.
"You're not getting all sexist on me, are you?" exclaimed Anna.
"No", said Wade. "I just imagined supreme commanders as old scruffy men or silver wrinkled women."
"Those kind of people were the first to die", said Anna.
"What happened to your world?" asked Wade. "What year is it?"
"It is the year 2014", said Anna. "In 2001, it was believed that the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center by the Afghan terrorist group Al Quida. Actually, the Cyborridans, a religious group of sick people who believed that cybernetic enhancements would bring them closer to heaven and to free the world of the Devil they had to destroy all non-Cyborgs, caused it. They caused those attacks to draw the attention away from the major World Powers while they prepared an invasion of the World. On July 4th 2005, when the World Powers were celebrating the execution of terrorist leader Saddam Hussein, the Cyborridans (we like to call them cyborgs) began the invasion of the world. Millions of millions have died. There are only about 50,000 of us left".
"That's bad", said Wade. "My world's in a similar mess".
"Look", said Anna. "It's Doctor Krueger." Then, a German doctor walked up to Anna and carried Steve to a nearby bed.
"Supreme Commander", said doctor Krueger. "Not only does this 'Slade Wilson' have weird mutations in his body, but this 'Steve' has strange drugs in his body that give him enhanced battle skills".
"It's Wade Wilson, not Slade Wilson", said Wade. "And I can explain myself".
"How?" whispered Steve.
"After George W. Bush ended his Lame Duck term in 2005", said Wade, "John Kerry got some hints about the Cyborridan invasion. He ordered the creation of us- two super soldiers that could battle cyborgs. If you don't believe me check your files."
"Oh yeah", said Krueger. "I read about you in the National Enquirer. I think they are free to go, except for this 'Captain America'. His injuries are extensive. Is that all right with you, supreme commander?"
"Sure", said Anna. "Wade and I have to go now. We have some unfinished business."
"That's fine with me", said Krueger. Wade and Anna then left the room, and then began to laugh."
"Did you really make that up?" laughed Anna.
"Hell yeah", said Wade. "I didn't know it was a real story, though".
"It's not", said Anna. The National Enquirer makes up their stories".
"Oh", said Wade. "You owe me a date".
"Oh, damn", said Anna. "That's right".
"Where can we go?" asked Wade. "I'm not familiar with the area."
"Where's your sense of adventure?" teased Anna. "Let's just go exploring. I thought you were a Superman."
"First I'm Batman, then Deathstroke, and now Superman?" yelled Wade. Anna then laughed and then hugged him.
"Come", said Anna. "I need to tell my second-in-command about my outing. They'd kill me if I forgot". They then walked off together, holding hands and with a fun time in mind.
Clay Quartermain, agent of SHEILD, and his co-pilot, Gabriel Jones, piloted their special SHIELD custom helicopter towards New York City, where Nick Fury, the commander of SHEILD, was waiting with a dead mutant to be scanned at the SHEILD base.
"I wish I had a different job", said Gabriel.
"Why?" asked Clay. "It's more adventurous then selling franks at a Baseball game".
"That's true", said Gabriel. "But when I see all the adventures that Nick goes on, I get so envious. I wish I could get that high with this job. But noooooooooo. Nick has to hoard all the mission for himself and makes us do his dirty work."
"You've only flown for three missions", said Clay. "And think of the places you have been on those missions. Havana, Paris, Constantinople, and now New York City itself."
"Whoopee doo", said Gabriel. "We land and then take off".
"Hell", said Clay. "At least you can say you've been there". A loud beeping sound then rang in their ears and they ran to their stations.
"Two unidentified fighter craft are within 1000 kilometers in us", said Gabriel. "Clay, they're firing!"
"EVASIVE MANEURS!" yelled Clay. Before they could save themselves, two missiles penetrated the helicopter and caused it to explode. While that was happening, Arkady Rossovich laughed with the utmost glee.