Dear Harry,

How's life at the Dursley's? I don't think I even need to ask. It's probably dull as ever. Are they still abusing you? In America, they have this thing called Child Protective Services. They rescue helpless muggle children from they're evil parents/guardians. Ginny said Ron likes me; is that true? I hope it is. I love him so much. Are you coming to Ginny's party? It sounds like a most enjoyable event so I am. I've gone to my cousin's school musical. Musicals are so delightful, have you ever been? This one was called "Fiddler on the Roof." All I can recall is it was about some Jewish people and the best song was something about being a rich man, deedle didle dum. I was thinking about putting on a musical at Hogwarts when the new term starts. Want to be in it?

Affectionately, Hermione

P.S.-Do you have a pair of my socks? I seem to be missing the pair with the rainbows and clouds all over them.