Weeee.I know two of you in particular (ie, the two guest stars in this
chapter) have been waiting for this chapter for a while, so here it is!
YAY!!!
The two guest stars in this chappie are Steph (Numbuh 7) and 0015 (Animegirl0014)!!! YAY!!!
And thank you to all who gave me ideas for this chappie - Animegirl0014, Numbuh 7, KirbyKat, Tian Sirki, and john!!! Love ya all!
Oh yeah, and btw I woulda put this up sooner, but I kinda got myself banned from updating for like a week because I posted an announcement.oh well.
Oh yeah, and if anyone knows who Pixistix318, aka Nonno, is, then could you tell me how to get in touch with her? She sent me an email a while back and I really wanted to reply to it but when I tried to it said "Pixistix318 is not a known member" but that was the address on the email so I don't know what the heck is going on.
Well, on with the fic! Oh yes, and I hope you all had a very merry Christmas / Hanukkah / whatever winter holiday you may celebrate!
(Animegirl0014 - I hope I at least fairly accurately described how the cyborgs and the yamies fight.if not, you can yell at me.oh yeah, and also, if you can't tell, my brain was running out of creative ideas when I described how the hamster 00cyborgs came to be, so.er.well, it's not very original but I hope you don't mind. ^^)
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Genie: Welcome once more to "The Untold Hamtaro." Today, as you all know and have been anticipating for like a month now, today we shall be going on a mission to hell to retrieve Ghetto Melon.
Loyal reviewers and fans and Ham-Hams: YAY!!!
Genie: And I shall be your wonderful guide on this mission.
Hamtaro: Oh wow, this can't be good...
Genie: ...Assisted by my lovely assistant, Steffers.
Steffers: HIYA!!!
Hamtaro: Oh good, maybe she at least has a little bit of sanity.
Genie: I wouldn't count on it. You ever heard of Cuby Baby?
Hamtaro: -_O
Genie: Ya. But that's another story.
Steffers: CUBY BABY!!! @_@
Genie: Alright, anyhow, I think we're good to go. Let's see...*takes out list* Shovels?
Boss: Check.
Genie: Food, in case we get lost or stuck?
Oxnard: Check. *burp*
Genie: "The Explorer's Guide to the Inner Reaches of Hell"?
Maxwell: Check.
Steffers: HIYA MAXY-KUN!!!
Maxwell: -_O
Steffers: I LOVE YOU!!!
Maxwell: -_O
Genie: -____- MOVING ON...Flashlight?
Panda: Check.
Genie: Suntan lotion?
Bijou: Oui.
Genie: BIJ, MUST YOU SHOW OFF WITH THE FRENCH THING EVERY TIME?! CAN'T YOU JUST SAY 'CHECK' LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!
Bijou: Sorry. Check.
Genie: Danke.
Bijou: -_- You don't have to show off with the 'oh look at me I'm in German 3 honors' thing.
Genie: Hey, that was the first German thing I've said this whole fic.
Bijou: You didn't even come in until the fourth chapter.
Steffers: OH SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!! AND CAN I ASK A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION?!
Genie: Yeah?
Steffers: MAXY-KUN, WHY AREN'T YOU HOLDING SANDY'S PAW?!
Maxwell&Sandy: Huh?
Steffers: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! *she grabs Maxwell and pulls him over beside Sandy, then forces him to hold her paw* THERE! That's more like it. ^_^
Maxwell&Sandy: *blush*
Steffers: Oh come on, can't you at least schmubby-wubby or something?
Maxwell: Steph, please, we're trying to prepare for a very important mission and we don't have time to -
Sandy: Oh, sure we do! *schmubby-wubbys with Max*
Maxwell: *blushes and schmubby-wubbys back*
Genie: *smacks herself in the forehead* *wow, it's weird referring to myself as 'herself'* STEPH, LEAVE THEM ALONE NOW OKAY?!
Steffers: ^_^ Sorry!
Genie: Okay, now where was I...hey, where'd my list go?
Oxnard: *burps and a few scraps of paper fall out of his mouth* DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
Genie: -_- Oh well, we should be okay...LET'S GO!!!
Everyone: YAY!!!
Steffers: WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genie: Calm down.
Steffers: Sorry. ^-^ I'm excited.
Genie: I can tell.
Steffers: @_@
Mysterious figure on the edge of the horizon, in an Australian accent: WAIT FOR ME, MATES!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Hmm?
*as the figure approaches, they can tell it is a hamster cyborg with tannish-brown hair and purple eyes; she also has watch and glasses markings*
008: Hey, it's 0015!
Genie: You mean there's another hamster 00cyborg?
008: Yeah. And here she comes now.
0015: G'day! Sorry I'm late...
Genie: Cool accent.
0015: I'm an Ozzy.
Genie: A.what?
008: It means Australian.
Genie: Ah.
0015: I woulda been here sooner, but you see, there was the thing with the alien abduction, and then the stupid mad cow disease, and then my flight got cancelled and you know how that goes and then-
Genie: Hey, woah, slow down.
0015: Never mind. The important thing is, I'm here. You might need me for this mission. Going to heck and all, you know, things could get pretty ugly.
Genie: You have some kind of powers or something?
0015: Actually, I'm a psychic.
Genie: Dude.
0015: Yeah! Good thing too, since I happen to be blind... But I can see things because of my psychic abilities. Not to mention I can change the weather.
Genie: Okay, you're in!
0015: ^^ I hope the other cyborgs haven't caused you any trouble...
Genie: Not at all.
0015: Good...see, it's kinda hard to explain...we were all elf or human cyborgs to begin with. We were created in the 24th century by this evil scientist bloke with the intention of taking over the world, but he was stopped by this other bloke who tried to destroy us but ended up turning us into hamster cyborgs instead. Then he didn't want to destroy us, but he didn't know what to do with us so he sent us back in time. We were looking for a way to get back to the 24th century or at least for some place to stay in this century when the whole alien invasion - mad cow disease - cancelled flight mishap occurred, and I was separated from the others, and somehow they found you all. Don't know why they didn't come to look for me before now, though...
001: We thought you were abducted by aliens.
0015: I was!
002: Then how d'you expect us to come look for you?
0015: Well, you didn't possibly think that with my intellect and cunning I wouldn't have found a way to escape?
001: Well uh...how did you escape?
0015: That's another story and this is going to be a long chapter already so let's just move on shall we? I'll be taking over from here, if you don't mind.
Genie: But I-
0015: Okay, let's put it this way: Who would you trust as a guide on a very important mission to hell: a powerful cyborg who happens to be psychic and have to ability to change the weather, or someone with no special powers, little experience at this kind of thing and a dorky hat?
Genie: Hey, I like my hat...
0015: Alright, that settles it. I'm leading.
Everyone except Genie: HURRAY!!!
Maxwell: According to "The Explorer's Guide To The Inner Reaches Of Hell," the best way to get there is to dig a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~17 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maxwell: ...really really really deep hole.
*everyone but Steph is asleep*
Steffers: I LOVE YOU MAX!!! YOU'RE SO SMART!!!
Maxwell: You know, I just read it out of the book.
Steffers: SO WHAT?! YOU'RE STILL THE SMARTEST LITTLE HAMSTER THAT EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!!
Maxwell: Um...thanks.
Steffers: WAKE UP GENIE, WE HAFTA DIG A HOLE!!!
Genie: ACK!
Steffers: Sorry. @_@
Genie: 0015 WAKE UP WE HAFTA DIG A HOLE!
0015: ACK!
Genie: Sorry...
0015: BOSS WAKE UP WE HAFTA DIG A HOLE!
Boss: ACK!
0015: Oh shut up and dig.
Boss: Okay, okay, I'm digging...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~17 hours later (hey, I like that number)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boss: Phew...gettin' kinda hot...
Evil satanic voice: WHO GOES THERE?!
0015: I'm hamster 00cyborg 0015. And these are my friends, the Ham-Hams, the other hamster 00cyborgs, and Genie and Steph.
*from the shadows appears a dark figure...you guessed it, the Devil himself! ACK!*
Devil: Hmm...I see...wait a moment...*consults a day planner* Hold on, hold on, hold on, none of you were supposed to die today.
0015: We're not dead, mate. We're here to see Ghetto Melon.
Devil: GHETTO MELON?! WHO THE HELL (A/N: aren't I witty?) WOULD WANT TO SEE HIM?!
Genie: Well, see, it's a long story...
Steffers: Long story short, we need to see him and can you get him for us?
Devil: YOU MUST BE CRAZY! EVEN I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO NEAR THAT FRUIT AGAIN!!!
Genie: Can you at least tell us where we could find him?
Devil: Er-hem...down that hall, third door on the left.
0015: Thanks.
Devil: Oh, and uh...there are some really evil people down here, in case you hadn't figured that out - besides me, of course - and you might want to keep your guard up...
Genie: Uh...thanks for the warning.
*SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE A BIG DARK SHADOWY FIGURE APPEARS!!!*
Big dark shadowy figure: MWAHAHAHAHAHA PFTHPH!!! YOU HAVE WANDERED MOST UNFORTUNATELY INTO THE REALM OF BLACK GHOST, PFTHP!!!
Genie: Black Ghost?!
Steffers: He sounds like Spat.
0015: He IS Spat.
Black Ghost: FEAR ME STUPID MORTALS, PFFTPH!!! OR FACE MY WRATH, PFTPH!!!
0015: All for fearing him, say aye.
*silence*
0015: All for facing his wrath?
Everyone: Aye.
0015: Alright, Black Ghost, bring it on!
Black Ghost: You asked for it, pfftpthh!!! *starts forming a giant purple ball of extreme dark power!*
Genie: I don't know if this is a good idea.
0015: She'll be right. 0014 and the 0010s can take him down.
Genie: Who'll be right?
0015: She'll be right - it's an Australian phrase. It means it'll be okay.
Genie: Ah.
0015: Okay, 0014, 0010+, 0010-, let's show this bully who's boss.
Boss: I'm Boss.
0015: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
0014: Way ahead of you! *she's in her Spirit mode which looks like a female Robin Hood, with long brown hair and fairy wings*
0010+: We got your back.
0010-: Heck yeah! Time to bust out the wand! *he pulls out his wand and points it at Spat*
0014: Good idea...D-Tector Time! *pulls out her wand* And now...NATURE'S FURY!!!
Black Ghost: Oh ppffthp.
*a giant tornado-y thing comes out of the end of 0014's wand and attacks Spat*
Black Ghost: PPFFTHHHPPPPTT!!! (translation: OOWWWWW!!!! CRAP!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!)
0014: Hahaha! Take that, evil demon!
0010-: Nice going. Now it's my turn! *the end of his wand starts to glow and shoots out a powerful beam, knocking Spat backwards* Now finish him, 0010+!
0010+: Ok...let's see...I know! I'll summon the fire guardian!
0014: Well, while you're concentrating on that...POKeBALL, GO! *hurls a pokeball at Spat; it falls on the ground with an empty 'clunk'*
Black Ghost: Uh...you trying to catch me or something, ppfthph?
0014: Wait wait wait, I didn't mean to throw the empty one - hold on, lemme just find my Dragonite...
0010+: I HAVE SUMMONED THE FIRE GUARDIAN TO DESTROY BLACK GHOST!!! FIRE GUARDIAN, UNLEASE YOUR POWER!!!
*a little spark flies out of the air, lands next to Spat and then disappears*
0010+: Wow...guess I need to work on my summoning skills...
0014 and 0010-: -_-
Black Ghost: FOOL! MWAHAHAHAHHA PFFTHP!!! NOW TASTE MY POWER!!! *shoots his dark power at them, which causes a ginormous explosion, sending 0014, 0010- , and 0010+ flying* MWAHAHAHAHAH PPFFTHP!!!
0015: OH NO!!! ARE YOU GUYS ALRIGHT??
0014: Urrgggghhhh....*faints*
0015: OH NO!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!
*0010+ and 0010- are also knocked out*
Genie: Now what? DO SOMETHING 0015!!!
Steffers: Heehee...
Genie: What's so funny?
Steffers: I was just thinking about Maxy-kun and Sandy-chan making out...
Genie: -_-
Sandy&Max: O_o
Genie: MOVING ON...
Steffers: HEHEHE!!! That was HOT!
Sandy&Max: -_O
Genie: STOP IT RIGHT NOW, LET'S KEEP THIS FIC AT A PG RATING OK???
Steffers: What? It IS hot. We're in hell.
Genie: -_______-
0015: You know, we just MIGHT want to figure out what to do about Spat...
Black Ghost: IT'S NO USE!!! YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED, PFFTPTTHH!!!
Mysterious voice: NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT!!!
Genie: Who was that?
0015: Who knows?
Steffers: Heheheh...Sandy and Max, sittin' in a -
Genie&0015&Sandy&Max: SHUT UP!!!
Steffers: Sorry! @_@
Mysterious Voice: YAMIES TO THE RESCUE!!!
Genie: Heke? (A/N: I've always wanted to say that!)
*three figures appear and introduce themselves...*
First yami: WE'RE THE YAMIES HERE TO KICK BLACK GHOST'S BUTT!!! I'm May- Nila.
Second yami: I'm Tume-Harry.
Third yami: I'm Yami-Yugi.
All three: AND WE'RE HERE TO KICK BLACK GHOST'S BUTT!!!
Genie: You already said that.
May-Nila: TOO BAD! CUZ HERE WE GO!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Genie: Uh...
May-Nila: I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Genie: Uh...yeah?
May-Nila: GOOD! CUZ HERE WE GO!!! *she whips out a wand, and the other two follow suit*
Tume-Harry: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!!! *Spat goes completely stiff* (A/N: You can tell I read Harry Potter, no?)
Yami-Yugi: Alright, I got 'im now! *shoots a blast of energy out of the end of his wand, which explodes in Spat's face* I'll let you finish him, May.
May-Nila: Thanks, Yugi. *she summons as much energy as possible into the end of her wand, then shoots it at Spat, who goes flying*
Yami-Yugi: Our work here is done.
Tume-Harry: See you!
May-Nila: Maybe in another chapter or something.
Everyone else: BYE!!!
*The Yamies disappear*
Genie: That was lucky.
0015: Yep. Okay, let's see, he said third door on the right, right?
Genie: Um.I think.
0015: *starts opening door* Well here we - AAAHHHHH!!!!
Genie: Huh?
0015: WRONG DOOR WRONG DOOR WRONG DOOR!!!
Genie: Whaddaya mean?
0015: You do NOT want to go in there?
Genie: Why not? *starts opening door*
0015: I'M WARNING YOU!!!
Voice from behind door: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you -
Genie: ACK! BARNEY THE DINOSAUR AND FRIENDS!!!
0015: I WARNED YOU!!!
Steffers: Heheheh.
Genie: STEPH, STOP IMAGINING MAX AND SANDY MAKING OUT!!!
Steffers: I'm not.I was thinking about that time we cremated Barney.remember?
Genie: Oh yeah.I guess that's how he got here.
Barney: Come play with me, little hamsters! We can play make believe!
Genie: Let's make believe you're DEAD!
0015: He is.
Genie: Oh yeah.
Steffers: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!
Genie: Ah, yes, I knew this would come in handy.BANANA OF DOOM!
Steffers: You brought that thing?
Genie: Yeah, I thought we might need it. *points the Banana of Doom at Barney* FREEZE, PURPLE SCUM!!!
Cappy: NOOOOOO!!!!
Genie: Cappy, what's wrong? I wasn't talking to you.
Cappy: MY HAT!!! THAT'S MY HAT!!!
Genie: What are you talking about?
Boss: I think he wants the banana.
Genie: For a HAT?
Boss: Yeah, remember last chapter, when he put it on his head? I think he became emotionally attached to it.
Cappy: GIVE ME THE HAT!!!
Genie: But I need the Banana of Doom to destroy Barney.
Cappy: *now foaming at the mouth* AAARGGHHHHH!!! *leaps at Genie and grabs the Banana of Doom and puts it on his head* There, much better.lovely lovely hat.
Steffers: Now how are we gonna get rid of Barney?
0015: Don't worry about him, I found Ghetto Melon. It was third door on the LEFT, silly me.
Ghetto Melon: Yo yo my homies, what it is?
Genie: Er.
Steffers: Ugh.
0015: Come on, let's just take him and get out of here.
Genie: Okay.*picks up Ghetto Melon*
Ghetto Melon: Yo! About time my homies came and rescued me, foshizzle.
Genie: -____-
Steffers: We should turn him into our personal slave after this!!! @_@
Genie: Good idea!
0015: HURRY UP YOU GUYS!!! WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED!!!
Genie&Steffers: WHAT?!
Barney: Give me a hug!!!
Everyone: AAAAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Genie: RUN FOR IT!!!
003: AHHHH!!! HELP!!!
Barney: What's wrong, little cyborg? *he's hugging 003*
009: OH NO YOU DON'T, UGLY PURPLE THING!!! UNHAND HER THIS INSTANT!!!
Barney: I'm only giving her a little hug.
009: ARGH!!! *finds a random baseball bat and whacks Barney over the head with it*
Barney: Wow.look at all the pretty little birdies.*faints*
003: Thanks a bunch, 009!
009: No prob.
003: I.I.*hugs him*
009: *blushes*
Everyone: Awwwww.
003: Oh shut up, let's get out of here.
Howdy: Hey, can I lead the expedition out of hell?
Genie: Howdy, the day I trust you with ANYTHING important will be the day hell freezes over.
0015: Man, is anyone else getting hot? Lucky think I have these powers.*waves her paw and everything turns to ice*
Genie: o_O
Howdy: Haha! Does this mean I can-
Genie: FINE, Howdy, you can lead us out.
Howdy: YAY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~17 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Howdy: This don't look familiar.
0015: Great, just great.Genie, why'd you let him take over for me?
Genie: Well see, I told him that the only way I would let him was if hell froze over.
0015: -__-
Steffers: I could be wrong, but there might be a way out over by that exit sign.
Everyone: o_O WHERE?!
Steffers: Over there.*points* We've passed it like 27 times.
0015: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?!
Steffers: .I dunno.
Genie: Well come on.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Finally out of hell~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Genie: Phew.that was.interesting.
Ghetto Melon: Foshizzle yo.
Genie: -_-
009: Hey.003.
003: Yes?
009: Well.I was just wondering.
003: I love you, 009.
009: Really? *dreamily* I.love you too.
003: What were you going to ask me?
009: Actually, I .see.
0015: He wants to marry you.
009: HEY!!! YOU RUINED IT!!! AND WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATION ANYWAY?!
0015: Sorry, sorry.I used my psychic powers to tell that you were going to propose to her, but it seemed like you would never be able to get the words out so I decided to help you out.
009: sigh.
003: YES!!!
009: What?
003: YES!!!
009: You mean, you will?
003: How many times to I have to say YES?!
009: Oh man.this is great.^^
008: I couldn't help overhearing that you-
003: Yes, 008, you can be our minister.
008: Yay! A-heh.do you, 009, take 003 to be your lawfully wedded wife?
009: I do.
008: And do you, 003, take 009 to be your lawfully wedded husband?
003: I do I do I do!!!
008: In that case.I now pronounce you ham and wife! You may kiss the bride.
*They kiss*
Everyone: Awwwww.
If I left out anyone's ideas they sent me, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!
Oh yeah, and Animegirl0014 - when I went back and read this I noticed I made you sound kinda bossy in a few places.I didn't mean to do that either, I swear!!! Please forgive me!!!
Also, if you guys wanna be in more chapters tell me!
And if anyone else wants me to put them in it, just tell me.
Oh yes, and xxjinglexx, hopefully we'll find out Boss's crush next chappie! I couldn't find a way to work it into this one.and yes, I would like to see some of your scripts! Send them to me at Geniemaster101@aol.com!!! I could just email you and tell you that - well, if you don't reply to this then I will.
Also, I would be very obliged if you would all visit my website at olovers!!! It's kinda crappy right now.but oh well.
Finally, send me your reviews and ideas for the next chappie! Hugz for everyone who does! (the chocolate kind)
Oh yes, and HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!! Make it a resolution to review all the chapters of all my fics! jk
The two guest stars in this chappie are Steph (Numbuh 7) and 0015 (Animegirl0014)!!! YAY!!!
And thank you to all who gave me ideas for this chappie - Animegirl0014, Numbuh 7, KirbyKat, Tian Sirki, and john!!! Love ya all!
Oh yeah, and btw I woulda put this up sooner, but I kinda got myself banned from updating for like a week because I posted an announcement.oh well.
Oh yeah, and if anyone knows who Pixistix318, aka Nonno, is, then could you tell me how to get in touch with her? She sent me an email a while back and I really wanted to reply to it but when I tried to it said "Pixistix318 is not a known member" but that was the address on the email so I don't know what the heck is going on.
Well, on with the fic! Oh yes, and I hope you all had a very merry Christmas / Hanukkah / whatever winter holiday you may celebrate!
(Animegirl0014 - I hope I at least fairly accurately described how the cyborgs and the yamies fight.if not, you can yell at me.oh yeah, and also, if you can't tell, my brain was running out of creative ideas when I described how the hamster 00cyborgs came to be, so.er.well, it's not very original but I hope you don't mind. ^^)
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Genie: Welcome once more to "The Untold Hamtaro." Today, as you all know and have been anticipating for like a month now, today we shall be going on a mission to hell to retrieve Ghetto Melon.
Loyal reviewers and fans and Ham-Hams: YAY!!!
Genie: And I shall be your wonderful guide on this mission.
Hamtaro: Oh wow, this can't be good...
Genie: ...Assisted by my lovely assistant, Steffers.
Steffers: HIYA!!!
Hamtaro: Oh good, maybe she at least has a little bit of sanity.
Genie: I wouldn't count on it. You ever heard of Cuby Baby?
Hamtaro: -_O
Genie: Ya. But that's another story.
Steffers: CUBY BABY!!! @_@
Genie: Alright, anyhow, I think we're good to go. Let's see...*takes out list* Shovels?
Boss: Check.
Genie: Food, in case we get lost or stuck?
Oxnard: Check. *burp*
Genie: "The Explorer's Guide to the Inner Reaches of Hell"?
Maxwell: Check.
Steffers: HIYA MAXY-KUN!!!
Maxwell: -_O
Steffers: I LOVE YOU!!!
Maxwell: -_O
Genie: -____- MOVING ON...Flashlight?
Panda: Check.
Genie: Suntan lotion?
Bijou: Oui.
Genie: BIJ, MUST YOU SHOW OFF WITH THE FRENCH THING EVERY TIME?! CAN'T YOU JUST SAY 'CHECK' LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!
Bijou: Sorry. Check.
Genie: Danke.
Bijou: -_- You don't have to show off with the 'oh look at me I'm in German 3 honors' thing.
Genie: Hey, that was the first German thing I've said this whole fic.
Bijou: You didn't even come in until the fourth chapter.
Steffers: OH SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!! AND CAN I ASK A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION?!
Genie: Yeah?
Steffers: MAXY-KUN, WHY AREN'T YOU HOLDING SANDY'S PAW?!
Maxwell&Sandy: Huh?
Steffers: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! *she grabs Maxwell and pulls him over beside Sandy, then forces him to hold her paw* THERE! That's more like it. ^_^
Maxwell&Sandy: *blush*
Steffers: Oh come on, can't you at least schmubby-wubby or something?
Maxwell: Steph, please, we're trying to prepare for a very important mission and we don't have time to -
Sandy: Oh, sure we do! *schmubby-wubbys with Max*
Maxwell: *blushes and schmubby-wubbys back*
Genie: *smacks herself in the forehead* *wow, it's weird referring to myself as 'herself'* STEPH, LEAVE THEM ALONE NOW OKAY?!
Steffers: ^_^ Sorry!
Genie: Okay, now where was I...hey, where'd my list go?
Oxnard: *burps and a few scraps of paper fall out of his mouth* DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
Genie: -_- Oh well, we should be okay...LET'S GO!!!
Everyone: YAY!!!
Steffers: WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genie: Calm down.
Steffers: Sorry. ^-^ I'm excited.
Genie: I can tell.
Steffers: @_@
Mysterious figure on the edge of the horizon, in an Australian accent: WAIT FOR ME, MATES!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Hmm?
*as the figure approaches, they can tell it is a hamster cyborg with tannish-brown hair and purple eyes; she also has watch and glasses markings*
008: Hey, it's 0015!
Genie: You mean there's another hamster 00cyborg?
008: Yeah. And here she comes now.
0015: G'day! Sorry I'm late...
Genie: Cool accent.
0015: I'm an Ozzy.
Genie: A.what?
008: It means Australian.
Genie: Ah.
0015: I woulda been here sooner, but you see, there was the thing with the alien abduction, and then the stupid mad cow disease, and then my flight got cancelled and you know how that goes and then-
Genie: Hey, woah, slow down.
0015: Never mind. The important thing is, I'm here. You might need me for this mission. Going to heck and all, you know, things could get pretty ugly.
Genie: You have some kind of powers or something?
0015: Actually, I'm a psychic.
Genie: Dude.
0015: Yeah! Good thing too, since I happen to be blind... But I can see things because of my psychic abilities. Not to mention I can change the weather.
Genie: Okay, you're in!
0015: ^^ I hope the other cyborgs haven't caused you any trouble...
Genie: Not at all.
0015: Good...see, it's kinda hard to explain...we were all elf or human cyborgs to begin with. We were created in the 24th century by this evil scientist bloke with the intention of taking over the world, but he was stopped by this other bloke who tried to destroy us but ended up turning us into hamster cyborgs instead. Then he didn't want to destroy us, but he didn't know what to do with us so he sent us back in time. We were looking for a way to get back to the 24th century or at least for some place to stay in this century when the whole alien invasion - mad cow disease - cancelled flight mishap occurred, and I was separated from the others, and somehow they found you all. Don't know why they didn't come to look for me before now, though...
001: We thought you were abducted by aliens.
0015: I was!
002: Then how d'you expect us to come look for you?
0015: Well, you didn't possibly think that with my intellect and cunning I wouldn't have found a way to escape?
001: Well uh...how did you escape?
0015: That's another story and this is going to be a long chapter already so let's just move on shall we? I'll be taking over from here, if you don't mind.
Genie: But I-
0015: Okay, let's put it this way: Who would you trust as a guide on a very important mission to hell: a powerful cyborg who happens to be psychic and have to ability to change the weather, or someone with no special powers, little experience at this kind of thing and a dorky hat?
Genie: Hey, I like my hat...
0015: Alright, that settles it. I'm leading.
Everyone except Genie: HURRAY!!!
Maxwell: According to "The Explorer's Guide To The Inner Reaches Of Hell," the best way to get there is to dig a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~17 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maxwell: ...really really really deep hole.
*everyone but Steph is asleep*
Steffers: I LOVE YOU MAX!!! YOU'RE SO SMART!!!
Maxwell: You know, I just read it out of the book.
Steffers: SO WHAT?! YOU'RE STILL THE SMARTEST LITTLE HAMSTER THAT EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!!
Maxwell: Um...thanks.
Steffers: WAKE UP GENIE, WE HAFTA DIG A HOLE!!!
Genie: ACK!
Steffers: Sorry. @_@
Genie: 0015 WAKE UP WE HAFTA DIG A HOLE!
0015: ACK!
Genie: Sorry...
0015: BOSS WAKE UP WE HAFTA DIG A HOLE!
Boss: ACK!
0015: Oh shut up and dig.
Boss: Okay, okay, I'm digging...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~17 hours later (hey, I like that number)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boss: Phew...gettin' kinda hot...
Evil satanic voice: WHO GOES THERE?!
0015: I'm hamster 00cyborg 0015. And these are my friends, the Ham-Hams, the other hamster 00cyborgs, and Genie and Steph.
*from the shadows appears a dark figure...you guessed it, the Devil himself! ACK!*
Devil: Hmm...I see...wait a moment...*consults a day planner* Hold on, hold on, hold on, none of you were supposed to die today.
0015: We're not dead, mate. We're here to see Ghetto Melon.
Devil: GHETTO MELON?! WHO THE HELL (A/N: aren't I witty?) WOULD WANT TO SEE HIM?!
Genie: Well, see, it's a long story...
Steffers: Long story short, we need to see him and can you get him for us?
Devil: YOU MUST BE CRAZY! EVEN I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO NEAR THAT FRUIT AGAIN!!!
Genie: Can you at least tell us where we could find him?
Devil: Er-hem...down that hall, third door on the left.
0015: Thanks.
Devil: Oh, and uh...there are some really evil people down here, in case you hadn't figured that out - besides me, of course - and you might want to keep your guard up...
Genie: Uh...thanks for the warning.
*SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE A BIG DARK SHADOWY FIGURE APPEARS!!!*
Big dark shadowy figure: MWAHAHAHAHAHA PFTHPH!!! YOU HAVE WANDERED MOST UNFORTUNATELY INTO THE REALM OF BLACK GHOST, PFTHP!!!
Genie: Black Ghost?!
Steffers: He sounds like Spat.
0015: He IS Spat.
Black Ghost: FEAR ME STUPID MORTALS, PFFTPH!!! OR FACE MY WRATH, PFTPH!!!
0015: All for fearing him, say aye.
*silence*
0015: All for facing his wrath?
Everyone: Aye.
0015: Alright, Black Ghost, bring it on!
Black Ghost: You asked for it, pfftpthh!!! *starts forming a giant purple ball of extreme dark power!*
Genie: I don't know if this is a good idea.
0015: She'll be right. 0014 and the 0010s can take him down.
Genie: Who'll be right?
0015: She'll be right - it's an Australian phrase. It means it'll be okay.
Genie: Ah.
0015: Okay, 0014, 0010+, 0010-, let's show this bully who's boss.
Boss: I'm Boss.
0015: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
0014: Way ahead of you! *she's in her Spirit mode which looks like a female Robin Hood, with long brown hair and fairy wings*
0010+: We got your back.
0010-: Heck yeah! Time to bust out the wand! *he pulls out his wand and points it at Spat*
0014: Good idea...D-Tector Time! *pulls out her wand* And now...NATURE'S FURY!!!
Black Ghost: Oh ppffthp.
*a giant tornado-y thing comes out of the end of 0014's wand and attacks Spat*
Black Ghost: PPFFTHHHPPPPTT!!! (translation: OOWWWWW!!!! CRAP!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!)
0014: Hahaha! Take that, evil demon!
0010-: Nice going. Now it's my turn! *the end of his wand starts to glow and shoots out a powerful beam, knocking Spat backwards* Now finish him, 0010+!
0010+: Ok...let's see...I know! I'll summon the fire guardian!
0014: Well, while you're concentrating on that...POKeBALL, GO! *hurls a pokeball at Spat; it falls on the ground with an empty 'clunk'*
Black Ghost: Uh...you trying to catch me or something, ppfthph?
0014: Wait wait wait, I didn't mean to throw the empty one - hold on, lemme just find my Dragonite...
0010+: I HAVE SUMMONED THE FIRE GUARDIAN TO DESTROY BLACK GHOST!!! FIRE GUARDIAN, UNLEASE YOUR POWER!!!
*a little spark flies out of the air, lands next to Spat and then disappears*
0010+: Wow...guess I need to work on my summoning skills...
0014 and 0010-: -_-
Black Ghost: FOOL! MWAHAHAHAHHA PFFTHP!!! NOW TASTE MY POWER!!! *shoots his dark power at them, which causes a ginormous explosion, sending 0014, 0010- , and 0010+ flying* MWAHAHAHAHAH PPFFTHP!!!
0015: OH NO!!! ARE YOU GUYS ALRIGHT??
0014: Urrgggghhhh....*faints*
0015: OH NO!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!
*0010+ and 0010- are also knocked out*
Genie: Now what? DO SOMETHING 0015!!!
Steffers: Heehee...
Genie: What's so funny?
Steffers: I was just thinking about Maxy-kun and Sandy-chan making out...
Genie: -_-
Sandy&Max: O_o
Genie: MOVING ON...
Steffers: HEHEHE!!! That was HOT!
Sandy&Max: -_O
Genie: STOP IT RIGHT NOW, LET'S KEEP THIS FIC AT A PG RATING OK???
Steffers: What? It IS hot. We're in hell.
Genie: -_______-
0015: You know, we just MIGHT want to figure out what to do about Spat...
Black Ghost: IT'S NO USE!!! YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED, PFFTPTTHH!!!
Mysterious voice: NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT!!!
Genie: Who was that?
0015: Who knows?
Steffers: Heheheh...Sandy and Max, sittin' in a -
Genie&0015&Sandy&Max: SHUT UP!!!
Steffers: Sorry! @_@
Mysterious Voice: YAMIES TO THE RESCUE!!!
Genie: Heke? (A/N: I've always wanted to say that!)
*three figures appear and introduce themselves...*
First yami: WE'RE THE YAMIES HERE TO KICK BLACK GHOST'S BUTT!!! I'm May- Nila.
Second yami: I'm Tume-Harry.
Third yami: I'm Yami-Yugi.
All three: AND WE'RE HERE TO KICK BLACK GHOST'S BUTT!!!
Genie: You already said that.
May-Nila: TOO BAD! CUZ HERE WE GO!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Genie: Uh...
May-Nila: I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Genie: Uh...yeah?
May-Nila: GOOD! CUZ HERE WE GO!!! *she whips out a wand, and the other two follow suit*
Tume-Harry: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!!! *Spat goes completely stiff* (A/N: You can tell I read Harry Potter, no?)
Yami-Yugi: Alright, I got 'im now! *shoots a blast of energy out of the end of his wand, which explodes in Spat's face* I'll let you finish him, May.
May-Nila: Thanks, Yugi. *she summons as much energy as possible into the end of her wand, then shoots it at Spat, who goes flying*
Yami-Yugi: Our work here is done.
Tume-Harry: See you!
May-Nila: Maybe in another chapter or something.
Everyone else: BYE!!!
*The Yamies disappear*
Genie: That was lucky.
0015: Yep. Okay, let's see, he said third door on the right, right?
Genie: Um.I think.
0015: *starts opening door* Well here we - AAAHHHHH!!!!
Genie: Huh?
0015: WRONG DOOR WRONG DOOR WRONG DOOR!!!
Genie: Whaddaya mean?
0015: You do NOT want to go in there?
Genie: Why not? *starts opening door*
0015: I'M WARNING YOU!!!
Voice from behind door: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you -
Genie: ACK! BARNEY THE DINOSAUR AND FRIENDS!!!
0015: I WARNED YOU!!!
Steffers: Heheheh.
Genie: STEPH, STOP IMAGINING MAX AND SANDY MAKING OUT!!!
Steffers: I'm not.I was thinking about that time we cremated Barney.remember?
Genie: Oh yeah.I guess that's how he got here.
Barney: Come play with me, little hamsters! We can play make believe!
Genie: Let's make believe you're DEAD!
0015: He is.
Genie: Oh yeah.
Steffers: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!
Genie: Ah, yes, I knew this would come in handy.BANANA OF DOOM!
Steffers: You brought that thing?
Genie: Yeah, I thought we might need it. *points the Banana of Doom at Barney* FREEZE, PURPLE SCUM!!!
Cappy: NOOOOOO!!!!
Genie: Cappy, what's wrong? I wasn't talking to you.
Cappy: MY HAT!!! THAT'S MY HAT!!!
Genie: What are you talking about?
Boss: I think he wants the banana.
Genie: For a HAT?
Boss: Yeah, remember last chapter, when he put it on his head? I think he became emotionally attached to it.
Cappy: GIVE ME THE HAT!!!
Genie: But I need the Banana of Doom to destroy Barney.
Cappy: *now foaming at the mouth* AAARGGHHHHH!!! *leaps at Genie and grabs the Banana of Doom and puts it on his head* There, much better.lovely lovely hat.
Steffers: Now how are we gonna get rid of Barney?
0015: Don't worry about him, I found Ghetto Melon. It was third door on the LEFT, silly me.
Ghetto Melon: Yo yo my homies, what it is?
Genie: Er.
Steffers: Ugh.
0015: Come on, let's just take him and get out of here.
Genie: Okay.*picks up Ghetto Melon*
Ghetto Melon: Yo! About time my homies came and rescued me, foshizzle.
Genie: -____-
Steffers: We should turn him into our personal slave after this!!! @_@
Genie: Good idea!
0015: HURRY UP YOU GUYS!!! WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED!!!
Genie&Steffers: WHAT?!
Barney: Give me a hug!!!
Everyone: AAAAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Genie: RUN FOR IT!!!
003: AHHHH!!! HELP!!!
Barney: What's wrong, little cyborg? *he's hugging 003*
009: OH NO YOU DON'T, UGLY PURPLE THING!!! UNHAND HER THIS INSTANT!!!
Barney: I'm only giving her a little hug.
009: ARGH!!! *finds a random baseball bat and whacks Barney over the head with it*
Barney: Wow.look at all the pretty little birdies.*faints*
003: Thanks a bunch, 009!
009: No prob.
003: I.I.*hugs him*
009: *blushes*
Everyone: Awwwww.
003: Oh shut up, let's get out of here.
Howdy: Hey, can I lead the expedition out of hell?
Genie: Howdy, the day I trust you with ANYTHING important will be the day hell freezes over.
0015: Man, is anyone else getting hot? Lucky think I have these powers.*waves her paw and everything turns to ice*
Genie: o_O
Howdy: Haha! Does this mean I can-
Genie: FINE, Howdy, you can lead us out.
Howdy: YAY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~17 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Howdy: This don't look familiar.
0015: Great, just great.Genie, why'd you let him take over for me?
Genie: Well see, I told him that the only way I would let him was if hell froze over.
0015: -__-
Steffers: I could be wrong, but there might be a way out over by that exit sign.
Everyone: o_O WHERE?!
Steffers: Over there.*points* We've passed it like 27 times.
0015: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?!
Steffers: .I dunno.
Genie: Well come on.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Finally out of hell~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Genie: Phew.that was.interesting.
Ghetto Melon: Foshizzle yo.
Genie: -_-
009: Hey.003.
003: Yes?
009: Well.I was just wondering.
003: I love you, 009.
009: Really? *dreamily* I.love you too.
003: What were you going to ask me?
009: Actually, I .see.
0015: He wants to marry you.
009: HEY!!! YOU RUINED IT!!! AND WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATION ANYWAY?!
0015: Sorry, sorry.I used my psychic powers to tell that you were going to propose to her, but it seemed like you would never be able to get the words out so I decided to help you out.
009: sigh.
003: YES!!!
009: What?
003: YES!!!
009: You mean, you will?
003: How many times to I have to say YES?!
009: Oh man.this is great.^^
008: I couldn't help overhearing that you-
003: Yes, 008, you can be our minister.
008: Yay! A-heh.do you, 009, take 003 to be your lawfully wedded wife?
009: I do.
008: And do you, 003, take 009 to be your lawfully wedded husband?
003: I do I do I do!!!
008: In that case.I now pronounce you ham and wife! You may kiss the bride.
*They kiss*
Everyone: Awwwww.
If I left out anyone's ideas they sent me, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!
Oh yeah, and Animegirl0014 - when I went back and read this I noticed I made you sound kinda bossy in a few places.I didn't mean to do that either, I swear!!! Please forgive me!!!
Also, if you guys wanna be in more chapters tell me!
And if anyone else wants me to put them in it, just tell me.
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