A/N: It wouldn't be right if I didn't give credit for "Creepy McCreep
Creep" to Kalo.
Dear Ginny,
Ron has a sample of my shampoo?!! How odd is that! Creepy McCreep Creep. I've left Hickville and headed for Provo, Utah for BYU music camp with my cousin. Did you know that I've been playing the piano since I was six? Anyways, she plays the violin and we're having a grand old time. We've met many people here. Our new friends are Caroline from Texas, Lorren and Janae from Idaho, and Annelise from Vacaville (it's near Hicktown). Oh there's also Lezlie from BROOMfield. Isn't that funny BROOMfield? I love it. We have this new inside joke. Before someone lets one go, they say, "Here it comes naw!" and then the other person says, "Yeah yeah!" Aren't Americans funny?! I certainly hope Ron hooks up with me at the party! And about that "At least Madison's not from Slytherin" comment, you don't Slytherin guys oddly attractive? There's just something about there arrogance and haughtiness that I find mysteriously tickles my fancy. I think I'll wear this shirt I bought in Scotland awhile ago. It says "Kilt Inspector." I get so many sexually alluding comments from it, for example, "Do you want to inspect my kilt?"
Well I can't wait to see you. I'll tell you all about camp next time.
-Hermione
Dear Ginny,
Ron has a sample of my shampoo?!! How odd is that! Creepy McCreep Creep. I've left Hickville and headed for Provo, Utah for BYU music camp with my cousin. Did you know that I've been playing the piano since I was six? Anyways, she plays the violin and we're having a grand old time. We've met many people here. Our new friends are Caroline from Texas, Lorren and Janae from Idaho, and Annelise from Vacaville (it's near Hicktown). Oh there's also Lezlie from BROOMfield. Isn't that funny BROOMfield? I love it. We have this new inside joke. Before someone lets one go, they say, "Here it comes naw!" and then the other person says, "Yeah yeah!" Aren't Americans funny?! I certainly hope Ron hooks up with me at the party! And about that "At least Madison's not from Slytherin" comment, you don't Slytherin guys oddly attractive? There's just something about there arrogance and haughtiness that I find mysteriously tickles my fancy. I think I'll wear this shirt I bought in Scotland awhile ago. It says "Kilt Inspector." I get so many sexually alluding comments from it, for example, "Do you want to inspect my kilt?"
Well I can't wait to see you. I'll tell you all about camp next time.
-Hermione