CHAPTER 6
THE BLUEJAY
Steve hated the fact that he was lying down on a hospital chair waiting to 'heal' while Wade and that hot chick were passing chromosomes. Not only was that annoying doctor Krueger asking him how fun it was to be a secret agent for John Kerry, but Wade was supposed to be the enemy. He was supposed to destroy wade now that Doom was out of the picture. Maybe that's what he would do once that dimension-traveling device was destroyed and the cyborgs were out of the picture. But if they weren't in the same dimension where they were friends, did they have to be enemies? Could he just dump the past in the garbage and live with the present? It seemed like Wade was doing that excellently, but Steve didn't know if he could.
"Did you touch John Kerry?" asked a giddy Krueger.
"Shut the hell up with the John Kerry stuff already!" yelled Steve.
"Did you touch George Bush?" whispered Krueger.
"JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S AGENT THING!" yelled Steve. "I WAS IN STASIS FOR GOD'S SAKE! SOME CYBORG DUDE WOKE GOT US OUT OF STASIS, BUT WE KILLED HIM AND ACCIDENTALLY WOUND UP IN THAT DAMN SERPENT BATTLE. YOU HAPPY?" Krueger was then speechless as Steve stared him in the eye. Krueger then jumped immediately to his observations while Steve laughed. Maybe being Emperor Thanos's top agent wasn't bad after all.
"Whoa", said Krueger. "That 'super soldier formula' in your system helped you heal really fast. You're free to go".
"Thanks", said Steve. "Glad to leave." Steve got out of the bed and was about to storm out of the door when there was a loud boom, a slight vibration, and an alarm went off.
"Cyborg attack", said Krueger as he got onto his computer. "Fifty crab tanks, five serpentine carriers, and one dolphin amphibious sub. Jesus Christ, it's an invasion! Oh my god".
"What?" said Steve.
"They landed right next to us", murmured a shocked Krueger.
"Give me my shield", said Steve. "NOW!" Krueger then fumbled through a stack of things, and finally found Steve's shield. Steve grabbed the shield, kicked open the door, and saw several cyborgs coming towards the room. Steve then threw the shield, and the shield then went through three cyborgs and caused them to split in half. The shield was coming back towards Steve when a cyborg sliced the shield in two while it was in midair, and then came running towards Nick.
"Do you have any other weapons?" yelled Steve. Krueger then threw a knife at Steve, and Steve jabbed the knife in the Cyborg's forehead. He then cut off the cyborg's arm and started to slice at the other Cyborgs. The cyborgs would dodge the blows, but some were not lucky and got their throat slit. After several minutes of swinging the arm, Steve began to get fatigued. A cyborg took advantage of this and jumped over Steve. Steve then spun around to get that cyborg, but a cyborg behind him raised his arm and stuck it through Steve's gut. Even though Steve had chain mail under his spandex, the cyborg's blades were extra sharp and cut through the chain mail and eventually his gut. The other cyborg aimed it's blaster arm at Steve's head.
"To die would be an awfully big adventure", quoted Steve as the cyborg fired its shot. "I hope so".
Wade and Anna had gone around Earth, looking for a nice, quiet place to have a date, when Wade found a nice, quiet, romantic lake. Wade then found a nice old man living in a cabin near the lake who miraculously had been able to survive the war, and he let them borrow a boat for a meager $20. Since he was a nice, kind gentleman (at certain times), Wade rowed the boat while Anna basked in the sun and showed off her beauty to Wade. Wade couldn't help looking at her beautiful physique, but he didn't want her to think he was staring.
"How many guys have you dated before?" asked Wade.
"Several", said Anna, "But none of them are worth mentioning. All they did was stare at my boobs the whole date."
"Well", said Wade while looking at them. "They are big". Anna then went over to slap Wade, who backed up. "I thought that was a complement for women!"
"Well, don't say it to anyone else", said Anna. "It makes you look like a pervert. Well, they are real, if you are wondering. Have you dated anyone?"
"No", said Wade. "Kerry wouldn't let me".
"Not even before Kerry?" asked Anna.
"Let's just say I haven't had any time until now", said Wade.
"Why don't you ever take off that spandex?" asked Anna.
"Trust me", said Wade. "You don't want to see me without my Spandex".
"But you want to see me without my spandex", said Anna.
"What?" exclaimed Wade. Anna then took of her shirt, and did the same with her bra and underwear, leaving herself clothe-less. After seeing her naked body, Wade tried to get his clothes off, but he heard a voice.
"ANNA!" yelled the voice. "WADE!" It was the old man who let them borrow the boat.
"Quick", said Anna. "Get me my clothes." Wade then clothed Anna as the old man got closer to them.
"What is it?" asked Wade.
"The base has been destroyed!" yelled the old man. "There were fifty crab tanks, five serpentine carriers, and one dolphin amphibious sub. None were left alive". Anna then screamed and hugged Wade while she cried.
"Would you mind taking us in your vehicle?" asked Wade.
"If you mean my gravmobile, sure", said the old man. All three of them then got into the old man's boat and he rowed them to his house, where they got into his gravmobile (a floating car) and drove off to the base. About half an hour later, the old man stopped at a ruined field. Anna immediately jumped out of the car and began to weep, while Wade looked in disbelief.
"Are you sure this is the base?" asked Wade.
"A hundred percent", said the old man. "Just look". Wade then looked at the ground and saw the bloodied bodies of human soldiers and cyborgs, along with a mashed up serpent carrier. Wade then found half of a shiny metal object. He picked it up and looked closer at it and became shocked- it was the shield of Captain America. He then saw the weeping Anna and walked closer to her and hugged her.
"It's okay Anna", said Wade. "We're safe here."
"That's not why I'm crying!" yelled Anna. "This base and the humans inside it was all that humanity had left to destroy the cyborgs! There is no hope left! None! NOTHING!" Anna then screamed and began to weep harder. Wade then hugged her harder, but she pulled away. "There is only one hope for humanity. I must become the Bluejay, and I will do it whether you like it or not". She then injected herself with a drug and began to scream, for she was becoming the last hope for humanity.
THE BLUEJAY
Steve hated the fact that he was lying down on a hospital chair waiting to 'heal' while Wade and that hot chick were passing chromosomes. Not only was that annoying doctor Krueger asking him how fun it was to be a secret agent for John Kerry, but Wade was supposed to be the enemy. He was supposed to destroy wade now that Doom was out of the picture. Maybe that's what he would do once that dimension-traveling device was destroyed and the cyborgs were out of the picture. But if they weren't in the same dimension where they were friends, did they have to be enemies? Could he just dump the past in the garbage and live with the present? It seemed like Wade was doing that excellently, but Steve didn't know if he could.
"Did you touch John Kerry?" asked a giddy Krueger.
"Shut the hell up with the John Kerry stuff already!" yelled Steve.
"Did you touch George Bush?" whispered Krueger.
"JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S AGENT THING!" yelled Steve. "I WAS IN STASIS FOR GOD'S SAKE! SOME CYBORG DUDE WOKE GOT US OUT OF STASIS, BUT WE KILLED HIM AND ACCIDENTALLY WOUND UP IN THAT DAMN SERPENT BATTLE. YOU HAPPY?" Krueger was then speechless as Steve stared him in the eye. Krueger then jumped immediately to his observations while Steve laughed. Maybe being Emperor Thanos's top agent wasn't bad after all.
"Whoa", said Krueger. "That 'super soldier formula' in your system helped you heal really fast. You're free to go".
"Thanks", said Steve. "Glad to leave." Steve got out of the bed and was about to storm out of the door when there was a loud boom, a slight vibration, and an alarm went off.
"Cyborg attack", said Krueger as he got onto his computer. "Fifty crab tanks, five serpentine carriers, and one dolphin amphibious sub. Jesus Christ, it's an invasion! Oh my god".
"What?" said Steve.
"They landed right next to us", murmured a shocked Krueger.
"Give me my shield", said Steve. "NOW!" Krueger then fumbled through a stack of things, and finally found Steve's shield. Steve grabbed the shield, kicked open the door, and saw several cyborgs coming towards the room. Steve then threw the shield, and the shield then went through three cyborgs and caused them to split in half. The shield was coming back towards Steve when a cyborg sliced the shield in two while it was in midair, and then came running towards Nick.
"Do you have any other weapons?" yelled Steve. Krueger then threw a knife at Steve, and Steve jabbed the knife in the Cyborg's forehead. He then cut off the cyborg's arm and started to slice at the other Cyborgs. The cyborgs would dodge the blows, but some were not lucky and got their throat slit. After several minutes of swinging the arm, Steve began to get fatigued. A cyborg took advantage of this and jumped over Steve. Steve then spun around to get that cyborg, but a cyborg behind him raised his arm and stuck it through Steve's gut. Even though Steve had chain mail under his spandex, the cyborg's blades were extra sharp and cut through the chain mail and eventually his gut. The other cyborg aimed it's blaster arm at Steve's head.
"To die would be an awfully big adventure", quoted Steve as the cyborg fired its shot. "I hope so".
Wade and Anna had gone around Earth, looking for a nice, quiet place to have a date, when Wade found a nice, quiet, romantic lake. Wade then found a nice old man living in a cabin near the lake who miraculously had been able to survive the war, and he let them borrow a boat for a meager $20. Since he was a nice, kind gentleman (at certain times), Wade rowed the boat while Anna basked in the sun and showed off her beauty to Wade. Wade couldn't help looking at her beautiful physique, but he didn't want her to think he was staring.
"How many guys have you dated before?" asked Wade.
"Several", said Anna, "But none of them are worth mentioning. All they did was stare at my boobs the whole date."
"Well", said Wade while looking at them. "They are big". Anna then went over to slap Wade, who backed up. "I thought that was a complement for women!"
"Well, don't say it to anyone else", said Anna. "It makes you look like a pervert. Well, they are real, if you are wondering. Have you dated anyone?"
"No", said Wade. "Kerry wouldn't let me".
"Not even before Kerry?" asked Anna.
"Let's just say I haven't had any time until now", said Wade.
"Why don't you ever take off that spandex?" asked Anna.
"Trust me", said Wade. "You don't want to see me without my Spandex".
"But you want to see me without my spandex", said Anna.
"What?" exclaimed Wade. Anna then took of her shirt, and did the same with her bra and underwear, leaving herself clothe-less. After seeing her naked body, Wade tried to get his clothes off, but he heard a voice.
"ANNA!" yelled the voice. "WADE!" It was the old man who let them borrow the boat.
"Quick", said Anna. "Get me my clothes." Wade then clothed Anna as the old man got closer to them.
"What is it?" asked Wade.
"The base has been destroyed!" yelled the old man. "There were fifty crab tanks, five serpentine carriers, and one dolphin amphibious sub. None were left alive". Anna then screamed and hugged Wade while she cried.
"Would you mind taking us in your vehicle?" asked Wade.
"If you mean my gravmobile, sure", said the old man. All three of them then got into the old man's boat and he rowed them to his house, where they got into his gravmobile (a floating car) and drove off to the base. About half an hour later, the old man stopped at a ruined field. Anna immediately jumped out of the car and began to weep, while Wade looked in disbelief.
"Are you sure this is the base?" asked Wade.
"A hundred percent", said the old man. "Just look". Wade then looked at the ground and saw the bloodied bodies of human soldiers and cyborgs, along with a mashed up serpent carrier. Wade then found half of a shiny metal object. He picked it up and looked closer at it and became shocked- it was the shield of Captain America. He then saw the weeping Anna and walked closer to her and hugged her.
"It's okay Anna", said Wade. "We're safe here."
"That's not why I'm crying!" yelled Anna. "This base and the humans inside it was all that humanity had left to destroy the cyborgs! There is no hope left! None! NOTHING!" Anna then screamed and began to weep harder. Wade then hugged her harder, but she pulled away. "There is only one hope for humanity. I must become the Bluejay, and I will do it whether you like it or not". She then injected herself with a drug and began to scream, for she was becoming the last hope for humanity.