Title: Crazy Antics 2/?

Author: Kura

Rating: R (for now...)

Pairing: Frodo Baggin/Samwise Gamgee (but also some Merry/Pippin)

Summary: Merry's POV. The young Brandybuck comes up with a plan of

action.

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Crazy Antics 2/?

By Kura

I know what I have to do. It's just doing it that's the problem. At

least I've managed to convince Pip to help me. Then again, convincing

him has never really been all that difficult. I know the exact moment

I've won him over. I know it every single time. It's simple really.

His eyes get a little darker and his right eyebrow twitches upward.

This knowledge comes from years of study and thousands of pranks.

Pippin usually gives in easily, but for some reason he put up more of

a fight. Is the idea of Frodo and Sam as a couple that strange to

him? It's not strange at all to me. Even Bilbo commented on them to

me once. "I tell you, Meriadoc, those two lads are so close you can't

tell where Frodo ends and Sam begins." How very true, Bilbo. At least

I'm not the only one who's noticed.

Planning this little bout of matchmaking won't prove to be an easy

task, I'm afraid, as both Frodo and Sam are very well known for their

stubbornness. Ah well, I'm certain Pippin and I shall be triumphant

in our efforts. Now if only I knew where to begin...

Oh! I know! I'll start with Sam. Poor Sam, he's so easy to read. It

won't be hardly any trouble to plant little seeds of doubt in his

mind that Frodo is simply his master/employer. No, I believe I need

to find a clever way of getting him to see the possibilities Frodo

can present.

Hm...perhaps an evening at the Green Dragon is in order. If Sam were

just a tad bit inebriated with a few mugs of ale he might be more

willing to listen to what I have to say. Also, he might let some

valuable information slip. I do so love being devious.

Now all I have to do is arrange everything and my quest to unite

Frodo and Sam shall officially begin. Look out, dear Cousin Frodo,

Merry and Pippin have a big surprise for you and I daresay you'll

find it rather enjoyable.

TBC