Hi this is the second chapter, I will know answerthe reviews and scream at
people who keep isisting that is a mary sue.
Agent Whatever, if you hate falling into middle earth fics so much, don't read them ok, no one is forcing you too, its just a bit of fun and I couldn't care less whether you like it or not, kay, thanks. Namarie
Golden Hobbit, thanks I'm glad you like it, of course I'll read and review your stories, thanks again
Evil Overlord, I can indeed say mary sue, and it may not be a compliment but its not really an insult either due to the fact that I know this wont be a mary sue, and if you think it will be that's your problem, read it if you like it don't read it if you don't, I'm not forcing you.
Silent banshee, I'm glad youlike, I will write more, im doing well with it so far and have yet to get writers block.
Demee, if you would like to tell me what you mean by glomping I will be happy to do that for you.
Black pearl, at the beginning I clearly said that I would spend the story swooning over Legolas, and Legolas doesn't utterly adore me, he just decided that instead of leaving me by the roadside to die he would take me somewhere to get me help, ok, good, oh and it wont be a mary sue, as I also said at the beginning I have no intention of marrying/sleeping with Legolas. Bye
Rachel, again thanks for the review, I'm glad someone agrees that it isn't a mary sue, i like the comparison between me and cassia and sio, they are my favourite authors.
Once again THIS IS NOT A MARY SUE, on with the vhapter. Chapter two
Well, half an hour later I found myself being examined by Lord Elrond; he seemed just as bewildered by my appearance as Legolas. Not that I blamed them, I think I would be puzzled if Legolas appeared suddenly in earth. Anyway finally he decided that I didn't have a fever, no matter what Legolas thought.
"May I ask your name" he asked "And from what part of middle earth you are from?"
Oh boy, I sighed, ok so Lord Elrond is smart and everything, but I expect even he would find it hard to believe in a parallel universe to the one he was currently living in.
"Ok, well you may find this extremely hard to believe, and you may think that I am insane or ill but I'm none of the above and it is true."
Elrond nodded patiently, although I could have sworn he and Legolas swapped another perplexed look, I was really getting annoyed of the whole confused elf look. Although Legolas looked just as hot as ever, [AN: ok from now on whenever I go into a mad ramble about the gorgeousness of Legolas, review me and tell me to tell myself to snap out of it. MEGAN! Stop pestering for reviews. I don't. **Looks at thing at end of AN last chapy.** Okay, so I do.]
Taking a deep breath, not really thinking he would believe me I started my explanation.
"I live in a different world which is just called earth not middle earth, are you with me so far?" Both elves nodded and I continued, "I fell into my cupboard and somehow got transported here, still got it?"
Again looks of at least partial comprehension appeared on their faces.
"In my world the adventures in which you are about to participate are well known as books have been written about them, and by modern technology, something that you wont even begin to understand so don't ask," I added quickly seeing looks of confusion beginning to return to their faces
"By modern technology they have also made films about you so I know what you look like, do you understand?"
They nodded simultaneously, although I didn't really believe them
"Oh and my name is Megan Louise Bentall"
"Well M-megan," Elrond said seriously, hesitating on the new word. "I don't know how we will return you to your world but perhaps Gandalf will know a way"
"Perhaps" I nodded in agreement, it was really hard not to laugh at Elrond's face; it looked funny when he was trying to be serious.
Legolas opened his mouth as if about to say something when all of a sudden we heard a shriek form the corridor outside and then
"Aaaaaaah my ears, get it off them, they hurt, they hurt!"
This was followed by a manic, hysterical cackling that I recognised at once as I hear it almost every lunchtime in the IT rooms.
Leaping out of bed I ran into the corridor in time to see a short girl with long blonde hair holding on to an elf's ears.
"Sam, release the elf and take three steps backwards."
Jumping in surprise my friend did as she was told and turned to face me, counting the steps in elvish.
"Minë, atta, neldë! Yay! Megan what are you doing in my dream?"
"Your dream? You mean you dream about pulling ears of defenceless elves?"
"Only when before hand I've dreamt about falling from my bed into Middle- Earth. And when they attack me. And I miss my bow. I want my bow!" she replied, in her normal very strange manner. "Isn't it fun!?!"
"If you say so, but actually Sam, this isn't a dream; we're really in middle earth"
"No, we're not." as if to prove it she ran into a wall "OUCH," she yelled "you can't get hurt in dreams! Yay! Middle Earth –ness!"
"Well done, Sam, we are really in middle earth."
The elves in the near vicinity had been following this exchange in confusion. Now I personally can't see what is so perplexing about two strangely dressed girls suddenly appearing and claiming to be from a completely different world but apparently elves find this completely baffling.
"Megan, you know this girl?" Legolas asked cautiously, not that I blame considering said girl had just swung herself from an elf's ear and ran into a wall.
"Yes, her name is Elanor Gilmor and she comes from my world, I'm not quite sure how she got here though" turning to Elanor I said:
"How did you get here by the way Sam?"
"I dunno! I was asleep, I kinda fell out of bed, though that might have been a dream, and then I was here, and he got in my way, and I had vanilla coke, though that may not have been a dream, and I need air." She took several deep breaths after this out burst.
"Wow, that's cool; I just dived head first into a cupboard and woke up in Legolas's arms"
"Megan if this turns into a Mary Sue between you and Legolas I wont be happy, in fact I may be forced to get out my purple fluffy chainsaw and chop off whatever body part of yours is closest."
"Ok, Sam, no Mary Sue I promise, as long as you don't pull off any more elves ears."
"Fine," she sighed looking wistfully at Elrond's pointy ears "I won't pull off any ears."
"Oh good, by the way Elrond, when's the secret council, me and Megan want to go and join in."
"You know" Elrond said, though he didn't really look angry "When something is called a secret it is generally supposed to be a secret."
"Ah" I said grinning infuriatingly "But you're forgetting that Sam and I have both read the books, seen the film, got the T-shirt, well actually we only have pictures and cardboard cut-outs, but you get the idea"
"I see" Elrond said slowly, obviously not seeing at all "Very well you may attend the meeting, just don't say anything at all."
"Fat chance." I muttered to Elanor while nodding innocently at Elrond, she was nodding too but by the look in her eye I could see she was thinking much the same as me.
"Elrond, I don't suppose there's any chance of getting me some clothes, I mean Elanor's night things sort of fit in with the culture (she was wearing a long green dress with a black robe as she usually wears in bed. That's not sad; she just expects to fall into Middle Earth while she's asleep.) but I don't really think mine are typical for the time."
"And even if my clothes are more Middle Earth-ish, I have been wearing them as bed clothes, so I wouldn't mind some clean ones."
"I can see what you mean" Elrond replied, smiling kindly "I will have an elf escort you both to some chambers that you may use during your stay and I will have an elf maiden look out some clothes for you"
"Thank you" I said and me and Elanor bowed in elvish fashion before following the elf whose ears Elanor had pulled, down a corridor and too two adjoining rooms with lovely four poster beds in them.
"Sam, I can't believe it, we're really in middle earth" I squealed as soon as the elf left the room in search of a maiden to find us some clothes.
"I know, it's so weird! I wonder if anyone else we know will come."
"Like who? I can only think of a few other people who are as obsessed with lord of the rings as we are and with the exception of the stitch gang members I am not really friends with them."
"Well maybe it doesn't have to be people who are obsessed with lord of the rings. What were you doing that made you fall into the cupboard?"
"I was protecting my cardboard cut-out from my brother, why?"
"Well maybe it happens if you do something that is related to the lord of the rings. I arrived after dreaming about middle earth and you arrived while protecting a character from the book."
"Sam, all this thinking is making my head hurt. Let's figure it out later, right now I have something much more important to think about."
"Oh yeah" she said, sounding interested "What's that?"
"I have to decide what colour dress will make me look the prettiest in case I see Legolas."
"Megan!" she growled "That is sounding a lot like something a Mary Sue would say."
"I won't go out with elf-boy but that doesn't mean I don't get to sit there and drool at him all day"
"Fair enough, I expect I will join in most of the time any way. Unless. . . actually lets not go there."
Half an hour later I had got my new dress, it was a lot like that white and yellow one that Eowyn wears in the second film. You know the one when she's standing on the steps and the wind blows in hair and you see elf boy, ranger boy, the dwarfy giblet and Gandalf riding in. Anyway, I was wearing this new dress and Elanor was dressed in a clean green dress and we were just about to leave our room to explore when the door opened and Elrond walked in followed by ...
"Elin? What on middle earth are you doing here?"
Elanor raised an eyebrow. "Elin? Meh? Someone want to tell me what the hell is going on here?"
"You know Megan I was about to ask you the same thing, what am I doing here?"
[AN: Who is Elin, will Elanor keep her promise and not relieve any more elves of their ears, will any one else arrive in middle earth. Find out in the next chapter of The Fellowship And Five Random Girls From Earth With Freak Like Tendencies.
Review Please]
Agent Whatever, if you hate falling into middle earth fics so much, don't read them ok, no one is forcing you too, its just a bit of fun and I couldn't care less whether you like it or not, kay, thanks. Namarie
Golden Hobbit, thanks I'm glad you like it, of course I'll read and review your stories, thanks again
Evil Overlord, I can indeed say mary sue, and it may not be a compliment but its not really an insult either due to the fact that I know this wont be a mary sue, and if you think it will be that's your problem, read it if you like it don't read it if you don't, I'm not forcing you.
Silent banshee, I'm glad youlike, I will write more, im doing well with it so far and have yet to get writers block.
Demee, if you would like to tell me what you mean by glomping I will be happy to do that for you.
Black pearl, at the beginning I clearly said that I would spend the story swooning over Legolas, and Legolas doesn't utterly adore me, he just decided that instead of leaving me by the roadside to die he would take me somewhere to get me help, ok, good, oh and it wont be a mary sue, as I also said at the beginning I have no intention of marrying/sleeping with Legolas. Bye
Rachel, again thanks for the review, I'm glad someone agrees that it isn't a mary sue, i like the comparison between me and cassia and sio, they are my favourite authors.
Once again THIS IS NOT A MARY SUE, on with the vhapter. Chapter two
Well, half an hour later I found myself being examined by Lord Elrond; he seemed just as bewildered by my appearance as Legolas. Not that I blamed them, I think I would be puzzled if Legolas appeared suddenly in earth. Anyway finally he decided that I didn't have a fever, no matter what Legolas thought.
"May I ask your name" he asked "And from what part of middle earth you are from?"
Oh boy, I sighed, ok so Lord Elrond is smart and everything, but I expect even he would find it hard to believe in a parallel universe to the one he was currently living in.
"Ok, well you may find this extremely hard to believe, and you may think that I am insane or ill but I'm none of the above and it is true."
Elrond nodded patiently, although I could have sworn he and Legolas swapped another perplexed look, I was really getting annoyed of the whole confused elf look. Although Legolas looked just as hot as ever, [AN: ok from now on whenever I go into a mad ramble about the gorgeousness of Legolas, review me and tell me to tell myself to snap out of it. MEGAN! Stop pestering for reviews. I don't. **Looks at thing at end of AN last chapy.** Okay, so I do.]
Taking a deep breath, not really thinking he would believe me I started my explanation.
"I live in a different world which is just called earth not middle earth, are you with me so far?" Both elves nodded and I continued, "I fell into my cupboard and somehow got transported here, still got it?"
Again looks of at least partial comprehension appeared on their faces.
"In my world the adventures in which you are about to participate are well known as books have been written about them, and by modern technology, something that you wont even begin to understand so don't ask," I added quickly seeing looks of confusion beginning to return to their faces
"By modern technology they have also made films about you so I know what you look like, do you understand?"
They nodded simultaneously, although I didn't really believe them
"Oh and my name is Megan Louise Bentall"
"Well M-megan," Elrond said seriously, hesitating on the new word. "I don't know how we will return you to your world but perhaps Gandalf will know a way"
"Perhaps" I nodded in agreement, it was really hard not to laugh at Elrond's face; it looked funny when he was trying to be serious.
Legolas opened his mouth as if about to say something when all of a sudden we heard a shriek form the corridor outside and then
"Aaaaaaah my ears, get it off them, they hurt, they hurt!"
This was followed by a manic, hysterical cackling that I recognised at once as I hear it almost every lunchtime in the IT rooms.
Leaping out of bed I ran into the corridor in time to see a short girl with long blonde hair holding on to an elf's ears.
"Sam, release the elf and take three steps backwards."
Jumping in surprise my friend did as she was told and turned to face me, counting the steps in elvish.
"Minë, atta, neldë! Yay! Megan what are you doing in my dream?"
"Your dream? You mean you dream about pulling ears of defenceless elves?"
"Only when before hand I've dreamt about falling from my bed into Middle- Earth. And when they attack me. And I miss my bow. I want my bow!" she replied, in her normal very strange manner. "Isn't it fun!?!"
"If you say so, but actually Sam, this isn't a dream; we're really in middle earth"
"No, we're not." as if to prove it she ran into a wall "OUCH," she yelled "you can't get hurt in dreams! Yay! Middle Earth –ness!"
"Well done, Sam, we are really in middle earth."
The elves in the near vicinity had been following this exchange in confusion. Now I personally can't see what is so perplexing about two strangely dressed girls suddenly appearing and claiming to be from a completely different world but apparently elves find this completely baffling.
"Megan, you know this girl?" Legolas asked cautiously, not that I blame considering said girl had just swung herself from an elf's ear and ran into a wall.
"Yes, her name is Elanor Gilmor and she comes from my world, I'm not quite sure how she got here though" turning to Elanor I said:
"How did you get here by the way Sam?"
"I dunno! I was asleep, I kinda fell out of bed, though that might have been a dream, and then I was here, and he got in my way, and I had vanilla coke, though that may not have been a dream, and I need air." She took several deep breaths after this out burst.
"Wow, that's cool; I just dived head first into a cupboard and woke up in Legolas's arms"
"Megan if this turns into a Mary Sue between you and Legolas I wont be happy, in fact I may be forced to get out my purple fluffy chainsaw and chop off whatever body part of yours is closest."
"Ok, Sam, no Mary Sue I promise, as long as you don't pull off any more elves ears."
"Fine," she sighed looking wistfully at Elrond's pointy ears "I won't pull off any ears."
"Oh good, by the way Elrond, when's the secret council, me and Megan want to go and join in."
"You know" Elrond said, though he didn't really look angry "When something is called a secret it is generally supposed to be a secret."
"Ah" I said grinning infuriatingly "But you're forgetting that Sam and I have both read the books, seen the film, got the T-shirt, well actually we only have pictures and cardboard cut-outs, but you get the idea"
"I see" Elrond said slowly, obviously not seeing at all "Very well you may attend the meeting, just don't say anything at all."
"Fat chance." I muttered to Elanor while nodding innocently at Elrond, she was nodding too but by the look in her eye I could see she was thinking much the same as me.
"Elrond, I don't suppose there's any chance of getting me some clothes, I mean Elanor's night things sort of fit in with the culture (she was wearing a long green dress with a black robe as she usually wears in bed. That's not sad; she just expects to fall into Middle Earth while she's asleep.) but I don't really think mine are typical for the time."
"And even if my clothes are more Middle Earth-ish, I have been wearing them as bed clothes, so I wouldn't mind some clean ones."
"I can see what you mean" Elrond replied, smiling kindly "I will have an elf escort you both to some chambers that you may use during your stay and I will have an elf maiden look out some clothes for you"
"Thank you" I said and me and Elanor bowed in elvish fashion before following the elf whose ears Elanor had pulled, down a corridor and too two adjoining rooms with lovely four poster beds in them.
"Sam, I can't believe it, we're really in middle earth" I squealed as soon as the elf left the room in search of a maiden to find us some clothes.
"I know, it's so weird! I wonder if anyone else we know will come."
"Like who? I can only think of a few other people who are as obsessed with lord of the rings as we are and with the exception of the stitch gang members I am not really friends with them."
"Well maybe it doesn't have to be people who are obsessed with lord of the rings. What were you doing that made you fall into the cupboard?"
"I was protecting my cardboard cut-out from my brother, why?"
"Well maybe it happens if you do something that is related to the lord of the rings. I arrived after dreaming about middle earth and you arrived while protecting a character from the book."
"Sam, all this thinking is making my head hurt. Let's figure it out later, right now I have something much more important to think about."
"Oh yeah" she said, sounding interested "What's that?"
"I have to decide what colour dress will make me look the prettiest in case I see Legolas."
"Megan!" she growled "That is sounding a lot like something a Mary Sue would say."
"I won't go out with elf-boy but that doesn't mean I don't get to sit there and drool at him all day"
"Fair enough, I expect I will join in most of the time any way. Unless. . . actually lets not go there."
Half an hour later I had got my new dress, it was a lot like that white and yellow one that Eowyn wears in the second film. You know the one when she's standing on the steps and the wind blows in hair and you see elf boy, ranger boy, the dwarfy giblet and Gandalf riding in. Anyway, I was wearing this new dress and Elanor was dressed in a clean green dress and we were just about to leave our room to explore when the door opened and Elrond walked in followed by ...
"Elin? What on middle earth are you doing here?"
Elanor raised an eyebrow. "Elin? Meh? Someone want to tell me what the hell is going on here?"
"You know Megan I was about to ask you the same thing, what am I doing here?"
[AN: Who is Elin, will Elanor keep her promise and not relieve any more elves of their ears, will any one else arrive in middle earth. Find out in the next chapter of The Fellowship And Five Random Girls From Earth With Freak Like Tendencies.
Review Please]