[AN: Hallo again, I spent 51 minutes on the phone to my co writer purplefluffychainsaw aka Sam aka Elanor discussing the plot to this story so you should all feel privileged and thank my dad for paying the phone bill, unless you don't like this story. I also phoned her two times after that, one lasted 10 minutes and the other 5 minutes. I'm having fun with this story though, I get to annoy all the characters other than leggy and I'm sure that one of the other four will manage to do that if I'm not watching. Well technically I am the author so I can't help knowing what they would be doing but as I want them to act how I think they would usually act I suppose I'll have to let them annoy elf boy sometimes.

Anywho, enough rambling, on with chapter three.]

Ok this was just getting weird, I mean at least Sam and I are completely and utterly obsessed with LOTR; my sister just likes the films and some of the fanfics written about it. She shouldn't be here.

"Megan, I take it this is your sister." Elanor asked in interest, we haven't been friends for that long and so she has only got brief glimpse of her around school. Oh and once in the IT room when her and her fellow year eights invaded our territory and I called her a year seven to her annoyance and to Sam and my other friends amusement.

"Yeah, this is my sister. I ask you again, how did you get transported to middle earth?"

"Oh right, I'm in middle earth. That explains a lot. Well, I'm not quite sure. One minute I was at the LOTR exhibition and I was shaking the hand of that big orc statue thing and then I was in this big tunnel with lots of flashing lights and then I woke up to see Elrond moaning about yet another human girl appearing from nowhere. Anyway, how did you get here? Have you seen Legolas, yet?"

"Well, I dived in front of my cut-out to stop Matt throwing Lego at it and then I fell into the cupboard and ended up landing practically on top of Legolas who brought me here, where I met Sam."

Throughout this exchange the elves had yet again been looking confused but it seems that they had finally given up on understanding us.

"Elrond, this is my sister Elin, who has arrived in much the same way as Sam and I. I expect she would like to join us in the council this afternoon." Elin nodded and Elrond sighed and left the room muttering about annoying human children and secrets that couldn't be kept.

"Megan, what am I doing here?" Elin asked, sounding as confused as the elves insisted on being.

"I'm not sure, but Sam and I were both transported here while doing something related to LOTR so we can only assume that that is how you got here as well."

"OK" yet again sounding like elves that don't have a clue what you were going on about.

"Anyway, we have to go to the council of Elrond now, and I am warning both of you. I am aware that in various fics on the internet in which people fall into middle earth they think it is hilarious to interrupt Legolas. Do it and die, ok?"

All three of us followed the line of elves dwarves and men that were walking towards the council. If Elrond really wanted to keep it a secret then he should have made sure that people who were invited to the council were more inconspicuous in arriving.

Finally the stone seats, which were incredibly uncomfortable might I add, were all full up and me Sam and Elin were getting very strange looks from Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Gloin, Frodo, and the elves who had not yet had their ears pulled off by Elanor. Gandalf did not seem taken aback by us being there, but then he is clever so I suppose that's not unanticipated.

"Strangers from distant lands, friends of old, you have been summoned to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle Earth stands on the brink of destruction, none can escape it, you will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this one fate this one doom. Bring forth the ring…" We all twiddled out thumbs in the long pause. "Frodo."

"So it is true. It is a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring. Long has my father, the steward of Gondor kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the ring of the enemy, let us use it against him." Boromir said, standing up.

Sam, Elin and I, who had fallen asleep when Boromir first started talking, woke up with a jolt at the sound of ranger boi's voice. "You can not wield it, none of us can. The one ring answers to Sauron alone, it has no. . . other. . . master. . ." He began to trail off. It may have been because we were speaking the lines, in fact, it probably was.

Elanor grinned evilly. "We know all your secrets. And lines. Just carry on."

Boromir looked at her, strangely, but continued. [Gods, if I had a penny for every time *that* happened.] "What would a ranger know of this matter?"

Despite my warning Elanor still started rising as if she was meaning to interrupt a certain elf but I trod on her foot stopped her and she just emitted a strange sort of squawking noise. Legolas looked at her strangely before saying everyone's favourite lines. (Along with every other line that Legolas, says in the film)

"This is no mere ranger, this is Aragorn, son of Arathorn and you owe him your allegiance."

"Aragorn? This is Isildur's heir?"

This time Elin looked like she was going to interrupt but one glance at my face dissuaded her.

"And heir to the throne of Gondor."

"Havo dad, Legolas." Elanor, Elin, Aragorn and I said.

"Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king."

"Aragorn is right; you cannot use it." This time Gandalf was the victim of our line knowledge.

"You have only one choice, you must destroy it." Elin and I trailed off, but Elanor knows all of Elrond's lines, [Ala drama, when I got to do it three times! Yay!] so she was the only one who received an "Elrond glare of doom."

"Then what are we waiting for? RAAAAAARGH!!!" Gimli ran towards the ring but then all of a sudden there was a flash of light and a blonde girl appeared on top of the ring clutching her foot in pain. Gimli sadly managed to prevent himself from decapitating the newcomer despite me calling out:

"Kill it, it is a spy!"

Of course that may have had something to do with Elin calling out at ther same time:

"Stop, don't kill her! She's my friend!"

Gimli looked very confused at this so he just fell over and his axe broke anyway (it obviously wasn't very good.)

Rounding on Elin I yelled:

"Elin what is your annoying friend doing here? She doesn't even like middle earth. She shouldn't be here."

Elin seemed about to answer when a groan came from the direction of Elrond, turning we saw him whacking his head against the chair in exasperation

"Umm, Elrond, are you OK?"

"NO, I am not Ok, whatever "ok" is! First I am cursed with three girls who are exasperating to the point of giving people suicidal tendencies, due to the fact that not only do they know exactly what were going to say but insist on saying it along with us. And now a fourth girl has appeared and almost given me a heart attack and nearly managing to get herself killed by landing underneath an idiotic dwarves axe."

Gimli looked as though he was going to protest but one glance at the elf lord's face which was rapidly turning purple silenced any thoughts of that.

Sam is sadly not quite so tactful. "Elrond, I think you need some anger management, purple really isn't your colour. Indeedy, I own rights to it. Actually I don't, but I should."

Luckily I managed to clamp a hand over her mouth and by the time she decided to try biting it and I was forced to let go everyone else's attention was back to Lauren, who had finally seemed to realise where she was.

Looking around in shock and surprise her eyes landed on Elin and she said:

"Elin where am I, what are you doing here and why am I surrounded by a bunch of freaky pointy eared people?"

Elin somehow managed to restrain me as I stormed towards the annoying one. Ok so Elrond did look slightly freaky considering the still purple shade of his face, but no one, and I mean no one calls Legolas a freak.

[AN: Oooooooo cliff-hanger (sort of)

Who is Lauren, How did she get there, will Elrond's face colour return to normal, will Megan succeed in killing the newcomer and will any more earth dwellers arrive.

Find out in the next instalment of TFAFRGFEWFLT]