Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. Also, I don't own the Teen Titans
theme song. Please don't sue.
Review Replies: (Nods to Lain the Fluff-Master) Oops, you're right. I was afraid that would happen... I've edited the story, so that she isn't -quite- so mean. Will that be good? She doesn't slam him against the wall anymore, just scares him a bit. Oddly enough, I can't find your review now; though I'm absolutely sure I read it... weird. Also, I hope you don't mind I used your "one man SWAT team" comment, but it was just too good to pass up! LiLbLoNdAyBaRbAy, thanks for the idea! I don't think I'm going to use it, because the Robin/Star thing has been handled in this chapter, as you'll see, and I think I've got the BB/Raven thing planned out. (Sort of). But thank you; and people, read her story! Anyway, thank you Just another Guy, Darkfire (Yes, a Yankees hater!), Tsukasa//SIGN, LiLbLoNdAyBaRbAy, DragonWriter2, Dark (Yes, cookies!), and Lain the Fluff-Master.
Author's Note: This is actually the first idea that came to mind for my story, but I didn't write it. It's SO dumb and pointless (sounds like all my other chapters, really), and I honestly don't know where the heck it came from, I just had the song stuck in my head one day and I thought of this! Yes, I KNOW Raven didn't write the Teen Titans theme song, all the credit goes to Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura. I changed some of it, but the full, correct lyrics are displayed at the bottom. Hope you like this chapter!
Timeline: Mid-September, like, two weeks after Chapter Four, "Green Spray- paint".
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Chapter Five: Poems
"Did you hear about Robin and Star?" Beast Boy sauntered into the room and sat next to Raven on the couch. She politely closed the small book she was writing in to look at him.
"What about them?"
"They've finally gotten together. Starfire made the first move, because Robin was too much of an idiot to tell her himself." He snorted. "He's like, the one-man SWAT team, but mention Star and he turns to jelly! It was pretty funny actually. They're making out on the roof right now."
She raised an eyebrow. "And you would know this how...?"
He had the decency to blush guiltily. "Me and Cyborg were spying on them." At her look, he got defensive. "Hey, don't even try to tell me you weren't interested in what happened to the two of them, okay? We couldn't resist!"
Raven rolled her eyes. "Just don't do it again, okay? Everyone deserves their privacy."
"Yeah, fine. Hey, do you mind if I play a videogame here?"
"Yes."
"Hey! I don't have anything else to do... well, except spy on Rob and Starfire, but I have the feeling you wouldn't like that much." He thought for a moment. "What if I put it on mute?"
She tilted her head. "You can do that?"
"Sure! You just press this little button, see?"
"So you mean all this time, when you guys have barged into the room and disrupted everything with those annoying beeps and buzzes, you could have put it on mute?"
"Um... yes?" He blinked at her nervously, and she sighed.
"Fine, just put it on mute." He sighed in obvious relief.
"Thanks, Rae."
There was close to a half hour of peaceful silence, the tapping of buttons and scribbling of a pen barely noticeable. Then in a moment, it was broken.
"Wahoo! I won, oh yeah, go Beast Boy..." Beast Boy had jumped up onto the arm of the couch and was doing a small victory dance.
Startled, Raven jumped and consequentially made a huge scratch across the page with her pen. She paused to look up from scribbling in her small journal to tell him that though she appreciated the kind gesture of putting his game on mute, this defeated the purpose a bit. Before she could, however-
"Go Beast Boy, it's your birthday- ah!" He slipped and fell forward onto Raven. Not good, was the first thought that jumped into his mind. Their faces were now inches apart, and both their eyes were wide from surprise. He stared into hers and suddenly had the urge to kiss her.
So he did.
After he had turned into a dog, of course. "Agh, Beast Boy, get off!" She tried to fight off the slobbery dog kisses, pushing at the green dog with one hand while holding the journal and pen in the other. "Ew!" She succeeded, and he rolled off, laughing, turning to human in mid-roll. "WHAT was that for?"
He grinned up at her from the floor and shrugged. "I don't know, it seemed like it would be funny... and it was! I- ow..." He rubbed his head where she had hit him with the small book she'd been writing in. He looked down and spotted the source of his discomfort. "Say, what's this?"
"Give it to me, it's mine."
"Oh, really? Well now it's mine..." He grabbed the little book and leapt up before she could take it. He danced around the room, artfully dodging her and random objects thrown at him, and opened the book. He pretended to read, "Dear Diary, Beast Boy is SO CUTE! And his tofu is the best food in the world..." Then he frowned as he actually took a look at the page. He flipped through random pages. "Hey, this isn't a diary, these are poems! You write poems? Geez, these are depressing..." By now Raven had gotten a hold of the top of the book, and was tugging at it.
"Beast Boy, remember how I said a little while ago that everyone is entitled to their own privacy? Well this is a perfect example..." He was busy reading, so he didn't see her eyes flash red. She closed them and shook her head suddenly, and when she opened her eyes they were back to their normal, calm blue-violet.
"I don't know why you don't want anyone reading them. I said they were depressing, not bad!" He managed to pull the book free from her grasp and plopped upside down onto the couch, still flipping pages. "Hey, this one mentions us!" He was reading from it now. "When there's trouble you know who to call
From their tower, they can see it all
With their superpowers they unite
Never met a villain that they liked
When there's evil on the attack,
You can rest knowing they got your back,
'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans Go!
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop until the job gets done
'Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans Go!
If your heart is black you better watch out
You cannot escape the team
When they catch you there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten by the teens." He laughed. "Hey, this is cool! I didn't think you wrote poems like this!"
Now she finally managed to snatch the journal from his hands. "I normally don't. It's stupid; it doesn't even deserve to be called a poem. It's just a rhyme. I don't even know why I wrote it, it was a spur of the moment thing. Forget about it."
Beast Boy grinned. "No, no! I even just thought of a tune. You know how Robin's little communicator has that tune? (A/N: I love that!) Well, that's what it could be!"
"You're kidding me."
"No, seriously!" Now he wriggled so that he was sitting right side up. "It could be like, the Titans theme song!" He hummed the little snippet of a tune, then sang the words to it. "With their superpowers they unite..." He couldn't seem to remember the rest of the words, so he continued with, "Da da da da da da la de da!" Raven raised her eyebrows. He looked at her and asked, "Is my voice that horrible?" She looked away, biting her lip to keep from laughing. Obviously pleased he'd gotten her to nearly laugh, he said good-naturedly, "Oh well. It's true. But hey, we could hire singers or something! And then we'd have our own theme song, and..." He was making karate chops in the air, now humming horribly off tune.
"Beast Boy, much as that idea appeals to me- which is not a lot- we aren't some lame spy movie, so lose the karate moves. That's what Robin does, and frankly, it creeps me out a little when you do it. Secondly, PLEASE stop humming. I thought you had better than average hearing, but obviously you must be deaf."
Beast Boy feigned hurt, but was obviously amused. "That's cold, Rae. I should cut you out of the millions of dollars that will come from selling all the CDs. But since I'm such a nice guy, I won't. But only if you let me look at that poem book thing again."
"No."
"Aw, come on! Let me just see the one song, I can't remember the words!"
"It's not my problem you can't remember a simple rhyme."
"I can too!" He snatched the book from her hands. "Just not this one."
Raven reached half-heartedly toward the book. "As long as you don't read the other ones..."
Beast Boy held up three fingers. "Scout's honor! Well, I was never a scout, but you get the point..." He shrugged and looked down at the page again. He grinned. "Heh, what I really like is how you used Robin's phrase-"
"Guys, there's a robbery going on right now! Titans, GO!"
Beast Boy looked from the book, to Raven, to where Robin's voice had come, and then back to the book again. "Whoa, was that timing really bizarre, or what?"
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Teen Titans Theme Song
When there's trouble you know who to call
Teen Titans!
From their tower, they can see it all
Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
Cuz when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans GO!
With their superpowers they unite
Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked
Teen Titans!
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop 'till the job gets done
Cuz when the world is losin' all control
Teen Titans GO!
Teen Titans GO!
If your heart is black you better watch out
You cannot escape the team
When they catch you there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten by the teens
beaten by the teens
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
* (repeat)
Teen Titans GO!
Teen Titans GO!
One, two, three, four, GO!
Teen Titans!
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Final Author's Note: Okay, there it is. God, I'm sleepy. I'm afraid the updates may not be as quick from now on, because school is starting up. I'm going to cry. Anyone want to run away to Hawaii with me, therefore skipping school and/or other extremely unpleasant activities that come along with the end of vacation? If you review, I'll bring you with me.
Review Replies: (Nods to Lain the Fluff-Master) Oops, you're right. I was afraid that would happen... I've edited the story, so that she isn't -quite- so mean. Will that be good? She doesn't slam him against the wall anymore, just scares him a bit. Oddly enough, I can't find your review now; though I'm absolutely sure I read it... weird. Also, I hope you don't mind I used your "one man SWAT team" comment, but it was just too good to pass up! LiLbLoNdAyBaRbAy, thanks for the idea! I don't think I'm going to use it, because the Robin/Star thing has been handled in this chapter, as you'll see, and I think I've got the BB/Raven thing planned out. (Sort of). But thank you; and people, read her story! Anyway, thank you Just another Guy, Darkfire (Yes, a Yankees hater!), Tsukasa//SIGN, LiLbLoNdAyBaRbAy, DragonWriter2, Dark (Yes, cookies!), and Lain the Fluff-Master.
Author's Note: This is actually the first idea that came to mind for my story, but I didn't write it. It's SO dumb and pointless (sounds like all my other chapters, really), and I honestly don't know where the heck it came from, I just had the song stuck in my head one day and I thought of this! Yes, I KNOW Raven didn't write the Teen Titans theme song, all the credit goes to Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura. I changed some of it, but the full, correct lyrics are displayed at the bottom. Hope you like this chapter!
Timeline: Mid-September, like, two weeks after Chapter Four, "Green Spray- paint".
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Chapter Five: Poems
"Did you hear about Robin and Star?" Beast Boy sauntered into the room and sat next to Raven on the couch. She politely closed the small book she was writing in to look at him.
"What about them?"
"They've finally gotten together. Starfire made the first move, because Robin was too much of an idiot to tell her himself." He snorted. "He's like, the one-man SWAT team, but mention Star and he turns to jelly! It was pretty funny actually. They're making out on the roof right now."
She raised an eyebrow. "And you would know this how...?"
He had the decency to blush guiltily. "Me and Cyborg were spying on them." At her look, he got defensive. "Hey, don't even try to tell me you weren't interested in what happened to the two of them, okay? We couldn't resist!"
Raven rolled her eyes. "Just don't do it again, okay? Everyone deserves their privacy."
"Yeah, fine. Hey, do you mind if I play a videogame here?"
"Yes."
"Hey! I don't have anything else to do... well, except spy on Rob and Starfire, but I have the feeling you wouldn't like that much." He thought for a moment. "What if I put it on mute?"
She tilted her head. "You can do that?"
"Sure! You just press this little button, see?"
"So you mean all this time, when you guys have barged into the room and disrupted everything with those annoying beeps and buzzes, you could have put it on mute?"
"Um... yes?" He blinked at her nervously, and she sighed.
"Fine, just put it on mute." He sighed in obvious relief.
"Thanks, Rae."
There was close to a half hour of peaceful silence, the tapping of buttons and scribbling of a pen barely noticeable. Then in a moment, it was broken.
"Wahoo! I won, oh yeah, go Beast Boy..." Beast Boy had jumped up onto the arm of the couch and was doing a small victory dance.
Startled, Raven jumped and consequentially made a huge scratch across the page with her pen. She paused to look up from scribbling in her small journal to tell him that though she appreciated the kind gesture of putting his game on mute, this defeated the purpose a bit. Before she could, however-
"Go Beast Boy, it's your birthday- ah!" He slipped and fell forward onto Raven. Not good, was the first thought that jumped into his mind. Their faces were now inches apart, and both their eyes were wide from surprise. He stared into hers and suddenly had the urge to kiss her.
So he did.
After he had turned into a dog, of course. "Agh, Beast Boy, get off!" She tried to fight off the slobbery dog kisses, pushing at the green dog with one hand while holding the journal and pen in the other. "Ew!" She succeeded, and he rolled off, laughing, turning to human in mid-roll. "WHAT was that for?"
He grinned up at her from the floor and shrugged. "I don't know, it seemed like it would be funny... and it was! I- ow..." He rubbed his head where she had hit him with the small book she'd been writing in. He looked down and spotted the source of his discomfort. "Say, what's this?"
"Give it to me, it's mine."
"Oh, really? Well now it's mine..." He grabbed the little book and leapt up before she could take it. He danced around the room, artfully dodging her and random objects thrown at him, and opened the book. He pretended to read, "Dear Diary, Beast Boy is SO CUTE! And his tofu is the best food in the world..." Then he frowned as he actually took a look at the page. He flipped through random pages. "Hey, this isn't a diary, these are poems! You write poems? Geez, these are depressing..." By now Raven had gotten a hold of the top of the book, and was tugging at it.
"Beast Boy, remember how I said a little while ago that everyone is entitled to their own privacy? Well this is a perfect example..." He was busy reading, so he didn't see her eyes flash red. She closed them and shook her head suddenly, and when she opened her eyes they were back to their normal, calm blue-violet.
"I don't know why you don't want anyone reading them. I said they were depressing, not bad!" He managed to pull the book free from her grasp and plopped upside down onto the couch, still flipping pages. "Hey, this one mentions us!" He was reading from it now. "When there's trouble you know who to call
From their tower, they can see it all
With their superpowers they unite
Never met a villain that they liked
When there's evil on the attack,
You can rest knowing they got your back,
'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans Go!
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop until the job gets done
'Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans Go!
If your heart is black you better watch out
You cannot escape the team
When they catch you there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten by the teens." He laughed. "Hey, this is cool! I didn't think you wrote poems like this!"
Now she finally managed to snatch the journal from his hands. "I normally don't. It's stupid; it doesn't even deserve to be called a poem. It's just a rhyme. I don't even know why I wrote it, it was a spur of the moment thing. Forget about it."
Beast Boy grinned. "No, no! I even just thought of a tune. You know how Robin's little communicator has that tune? (A/N: I love that!) Well, that's what it could be!"
"You're kidding me."
"No, seriously!" Now he wriggled so that he was sitting right side up. "It could be like, the Titans theme song!" He hummed the little snippet of a tune, then sang the words to it. "With their superpowers they unite..." He couldn't seem to remember the rest of the words, so he continued with, "Da da da da da da la de da!" Raven raised her eyebrows. He looked at her and asked, "Is my voice that horrible?" She looked away, biting her lip to keep from laughing. Obviously pleased he'd gotten her to nearly laugh, he said good-naturedly, "Oh well. It's true. But hey, we could hire singers or something! And then we'd have our own theme song, and..." He was making karate chops in the air, now humming horribly off tune.
"Beast Boy, much as that idea appeals to me- which is not a lot- we aren't some lame spy movie, so lose the karate moves. That's what Robin does, and frankly, it creeps me out a little when you do it. Secondly, PLEASE stop humming. I thought you had better than average hearing, but obviously you must be deaf."
Beast Boy feigned hurt, but was obviously amused. "That's cold, Rae. I should cut you out of the millions of dollars that will come from selling all the CDs. But since I'm such a nice guy, I won't. But only if you let me look at that poem book thing again."
"No."
"Aw, come on! Let me just see the one song, I can't remember the words!"
"It's not my problem you can't remember a simple rhyme."
"I can too!" He snatched the book from her hands. "Just not this one."
Raven reached half-heartedly toward the book. "As long as you don't read the other ones..."
Beast Boy held up three fingers. "Scout's honor! Well, I was never a scout, but you get the point..." He shrugged and looked down at the page again. He grinned. "Heh, what I really like is how you used Robin's phrase-"
"Guys, there's a robbery going on right now! Titans, GO!"
Beast Boy looked from the book, to Raven, to where Robin's voice had come, and then back to the book again. "Whoa, was that timing really bizarre, or what?"
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Teen Titans Theme Song
When there's trouble you know who to call
Teen Titans!
From their tower, they can see it all
Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
Cuz when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans GO!
With their superpowers they unite
Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked
Teen Titans!
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop 'till the job gets done
Cuz when the world is losin' all control
Teen Titans GO!
Teen Titans GO!
If your heart is black you better watch out
You cannot escape the team
When they catch you there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten by the teens
beaten by the teens
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
* (repeat)
Teen Titans GO!
Teen Titans GO!
One, two, three, four, GO!
Teen Titans!
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Final Author's Note: Okay, there it is. God, I'm sleepy. I'm afraid the updates may not be as quick from now on, because school is starting up. I'm going to cry. Anyone want to run away to Hawaii with me, therefore skipping school and/or other extremely unpleasant activities that come along with the end of vacation? If you review, I'll bring you with me.