Helooooooooooooo, I've just watched the first two films one after the other
and so I am slightly hyper, therefore if none of this chapter makes sense
don't blame me, blame LOTR.
On with the chapter
"Megan, why did you tell Elrond that Lauren is strong, I know she's not so her weapon will be too heavy for her, she'll almost certainly die."
"I know" I said nodding happily in response to Sam's comment "That was the point"
"Oh I see" she said, and we both started laughing hysterically, I think Figwit found our laughter unnerving as after pointing in the direction of our rooms he ran off, looking slightly scared. We seemed to have that affect on some of the elves, oh well.
"I'm going to go and find Legolas, he needs to teach me how to shoot, what are you going to do?"
"I think I'm going to find Ranger Boy, maybe he can give me a few pointers on how to sword fight."
"Yeah I spose we should go and get the others, they might want to know what's happening."
We walked down to our rooms, which were all in a row next to each other and started looking in to find out which one our friends were in. mine and Elanor's rooms were empty but when we got to my sisters room we found them.
Lauren was sitting in the corner glaring at everything and at times bursting into tears saying, I wanna go home. Diddins was leaping around the room poking everything even remotely sparkly and my sister was alternating between trying to stop Diane from breaking anything and trying to calm the evil one down.
"Hi everyone" I said, coming into the room followed by Sam, "We've just been talking to Elrond, we leave in about a week during which time he'll be making us all swords and Elanor and myself a bow each. Me and Sam are going to get ranger boy and elf boy to help us with some fencing and archery, do you want to join us"
Diane and Elin jumped up and agreed and Lauren, probably deciding that it would be more fun than moping came with us. After making a quick detour to my room to change into a tunic and trousers I was ready, and we went hunting.
"Legolas, where are you?" we had been looking for about ten minutes, but finally we gave up and Elanor and I were yelling in unison. Luckily Legolas managed to somehow hear our shouts, and came running out of the hall of fire, followed by Aragorn and... the twins, yay, twins are good.
"You yelled" he said, smiling slightly,
"Yes, Lord Elrond said that we were to be given swords and Elanor and myself are getting bows, Elanor knows how to use one but I don't, please can you teach me?" I asked, once more fluttering my eyelashes, and once more it was met with a look of terror, although to give him credit Legolas managed to get rid of the look pretty quickly, unlike a certain elf lord, before saying.
"Of course Lady Megan, and friends follow me, I'm sure the twins and Estel will be pleased to teach you some sword fighting, wont they" he said glaring at them, Ahh isn't he lovely. Practically skipping after the elves and human, me, Elin, Diane and Sam followed them down the corridor, with Lauren following more slowly, dragging her feet and scowling at any elves that we passed, poor things they ran away screaming.
Well we went to the armoury and got lent some bows, arrows and swords and then we all went happily down to the target fields, barring the wicked one who was, yup you guessed, scowling at anyone we passed, which this time included Merry and Pippin, the hobbits fainted with a shriek upon seeing her face, much to the chagrin of the twins and Legolas, Aragorn however didn't seem that worried so the elves left them and we continued on our way.
Half an hour later Elanor was happily firing arrows at the targets, hitting most of them, Diddins, Elin and Lauren were sparring with the twins and Aragorn, and I was in heaven, or Valinor? As the hot one was teaching me archery, of course this gave me a very good excuse to get close to him.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Be careful lady Megan" (eek, I still can't get over the whole Lady part, a lady, me, who would have thought it) "You almost got Lauren with that last arrow."
"Whoops, silly me" I said gazing at Legolas, ignoring the death glares that Lauren was shooting me.
"Never mind" he said smiling "Lets try again"
Several near fatal shots to Lauren later, Legolas decided it would be safer for me to use blunt arrows, till I got my aim a little safer.
"Its strange" he said "Only Lauren seems to get in the path of your arrows"
"Its very curious" I agreed, before continuing my practise.
A little while after that I seemed to finally be getting the hang of it, I'd also gotten bored of firing at Lauren, her screams were getting tedious. Anyway, my arms were starting to ache from the practise so I decided to move on to sword fighting next, with the help of Legolas of course.
"Ouch" I squealed, dropping my sword
"Oops, sorry" Lauren smirked; the stupid idiot had stolen my bow and arrow and had decided to try and shoot me. She succeeded in grazing my arm but I soon wiped the smile of her face. Or rather the muddy water from the puddle I was holding her head in wiped it off but let's not split hairs.
"My Lady, I really don't think you should drown her, I'm sure she didn't mean to shoot you" Legolas said, though I don't think he believed what he was saying,
"Oh I suppose I shouldn't kill her, my sister wouldn't like it, although I assure you it was deliberate." Sighing I got off the stupid, evil, cretin- ated one (don't you just love the word cretin, it's so cool, it just rolls of your tongue cretin, cretin, cretin)
Finally we all got bored of practising fighting, and although I wasn't bored of pushing Lauren over every chance I got I could tell that Lauren was close to exploding and Elin was giving me her look, the one that quite clearly means. If you don't stop it I will be forced to rugby tackle you and roll your face into some mud or dog poo whichever is nearest.
Anyway due to our boredom we decided to call it a day, how stupid is that expression, I mean wouldn't it make more sense to call it the end or something? Anywho getting off the track a bit there. So we all traipsed back to the house, ready for dinner.
Dinner was also rather entertaining, not only did I get to sit next to Legolas, tee hee hee, but Lauren was within kicking distance. I'd only kick her when I was engrossed in conversation with someone, normally either Elanor, Diddins or Legolas, so she didn't expect me. I think she thought it was either Merry or Pippin, if the glares she was giving them were anything to go by. Soon however, dinner was over and me, my friends, my sister and the cretin went up to our rooms.
Ok I know that wasn't the best chapter ever, especially the ending but I was getting bored with being in Rivendell, so I will be finishing the time there in the next chapter and am therefore rushing all the events which occur in said elven realm.
Ok, reviews, well as I am writing this at home I cant see all my reviews, thanks to everyone who gave me good reviews. And to everyone who is still complaining about Mary Sues, unoriginal plotline, me not being able to write etc, I repeat something which I may have said already but I can't be sure. I am writing this for my own amusement and for my sisters and my friend Elanor, ok, I write some serious stories and ones that follow the facts correctly, or as correctly as possible, and I don't really care if you don't like it. I am not forcing you to read it, the summary quite clearly said that it was a falling into M.E fic, therefore if you don't like those types of fics then you just shouldn't have read it, it was clearly labelled. Yet I still got reviews from people saying that they hate these fics, it just doesn't make sense.
Seriously Wrong- ok as I said in the above note I am not forcing you to read this fic, you read it and called it trash, or something to that extent, which is fair enough, everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but then you carried on reading when I updated next, why? It just doesn't make sense, you say I cant write, so why did you carry on reading it, unless it was just because you had nothing better to do than insult me, in which case carry on, there are quite a few chapters to go so you should have lots more chances to insult me.
Yeah so that's my rant over, I was getting annoyed with the continuous flaming and accusations of Mary Suing but I don't really mind anymore so flame all you like.
Namarie Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys
"Megan, why did you tell Elrond that Lauren is strong, I know she's not so her weapon will be too heavy for her, she'll almost certainly die."
"I know" I said nodding happily in response to Sam's comment "That was the point"
"Oh I see" she said, and we both started laughing hysterically, I think Figwit found our laughter unnerving as after pointing in the direction of our rooms he ran off, looking slightly scared. We seemed to have that affect on some of the elves, oh well.
"I'm going to go and find Legolas, he needs to teach me how to shoot, what are you going to do?"
"I think I'm going to find Ranger Boy, maybe he can give me a few pointers on how to sword fight."
"Yeah I spose we should go and get the others, they might want to know what's happening."
We walked down to our rooms, which were all in a row next to each other and started looking in to find out which one our friends were in. mine and Elanor's rooms were empty but when we got to my sisters room we found them.
Lauren was sitting in the corner glaring at everything and at times bursting into tears saying, I wanna go home. Diddins was leaping around the room poking everything even remotely sparkly and my sister was alternating between trying to stop Diane from breaking anything and trying to calm the evil one down.
"Hi everyone" I said, coming into the room followed by Sam, "We've just been talking to Elrond, we leave in about a week during which time he'll be making us all swords and Elanor and myself a bow each. Me and Sam are going to get ranger boy and elf boy to help us with some fencing and archery, do you want to join us"
Diane and Elin jumped up and agreed and Lauren, probably deciding that it would be more fun than moping came with us. After making a quick detour to my room to change into a tunic and trousers I was ready, and we went hunting.
"Legolas, where are you?" we had been looking for about ten minutes, but finally we gave up and Elanor and I were yelling in unison. Luckily Legolas managed to somehow hear our shouts, and came running out of the hall of fire, followed by Aragorn and... the twins, yay, twins are good.
"You yelled" he said, smiling slightly,
"Yes, Lord Elrond said that we were to be given swords and Elanor and myself are getting bows, Elanor knows how to use one but I don't, please can you teach me?" I asked, once more fluttering my eyelashes, and once more it was met with a look of terror, although to give him credit Legolas managed to get rid of the look pretty quickly, unlike a certain elf lord, before saying.
"Of course Lady Megan, and friends follow me, I'm sure the twins and Estel will be pleased to teach you some sword fighting, wont they" he said glaring at them, Ahh isn't he lovely. Practically skipping after the elves and human, me, Elin, Diane and Sam followed them down the corridor, with Lauren following more slowly, dragging her feet and scowling at any elves that we passed, poor things they ran away screaming.
Well we went to the armoury and got lent some bows, arrows and swords and then we all went happily down to the target fields, barring the wicked one who was, yup you guessed, scowling at anyone we passed, which this time included Merry and Pippin, the hobbits fainted with a shriek upon seeing her face, much to the chagrin of the twins and Legolas, Aragorn however didn't seem that worried so the elves left them and we continued on our way.
Half an hour later Elanor was happily firing arrows at the targets, hitting most of them, Diddins, Elin and Lauren were sparring with the twins and Aragorn, and I was in heaven, or Valinor? As the hot one was teaching me archery, of course this gave me a very good excuse to get close to him.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Be careful lady Megan" (eek, I still can't get over the whole Lady part, a lady, me, who would have thought it) "You almost got Lauren with that last arrow."
"Whoops, silly me" I said gazing at Legolas, ignoring the death glares that Lauren was shooting me.
"Never mind" he said smiling "Lets try again"
Several near fatal shots to Lauren later, Legolas decided it would be safer for me to use blunt arrows, till I got my aim a little safer.
"Its strange" he said "Only Lauren seems to get in the path of your arrows"
"Its very curious" I agreed, before continuing my practise.
A little while after that I seemed to finally be getting the hang of it, I'd also gotten bored of firing at Lauren, her screams were getting tedious. Anyway, my arms were starting to ache from the practise so I decided to move on to sword fighting next, with the help of Legolas of course.
"Ouch" I squealed, dropping my sword
"Oops, sorry" Lauren smirked; the stupid idiot had stolen my bow and arrow and had decided to try and shoot me. She succeeded in grazing my arm but I soon wiped the smile of her face. Or rather the muddy water from the puddle I was holding her head in wiped it off but let's not split hairs.
"My Lady, I really don't think you should drown her, I'm sure she didn't mean to shoot you" Legolas said, though I don't think he believed what he was saying,
"Oh I suppose I shouldn't kill her, my sister wouldn't like it, although I assure you it was deliberate." Sighing I got off the stupid, evil, cretin- ated one (don't you just love the word cretin, it's so cool, it just rolls of your tongue cretin, cretin, cretin)
Finally we all got bored of practising fighting, and although I wasn't bored of pushing Lauren over every chance I got I could tell that Lauren was close to exploding and Elin was giving me her look, the one that quite clearly means. If you don't stop it I will be forced to rugby tackle you and roll your face into some mud or dog poo whichever is nearest.
Anyway due to our boredom we decided to call it a day, how stupid is that expression, I mean wouldn't it make more sense to call it the end or something? Anywho getting off the track a bit there. So we all traipsed back to the house, ready for dinner.
Dinner was also rather entertaining, not only did I get to sit next to Legolas, tee hee hee, but Lauren was within kicking distance. I'd only kick her when I was engrossed in conversation with someone, normally either Elanor, Diddins or Legolas, so she didn't expect me. I think she thought it was either Merry or Pippin, if the glares she was giving them were anything to go by. Soon however, dinner was over and me, my friends, my sister and the cretin went up to our rooms.
Ok I know that wasn't the best chapter ever, especially the ending but I was getting bored with being in Rivendell, so I will be finishing the time there in the next chapter and am therefore rushing all the events which occur in said elven realm.
Ok, reviews, well as I am writing this at home I cant see all my reviews, thanks to everyone who gave me good reviews. And to everyone who is still complaining about Mary Sues, unoriginal plotline, me not being able to write etc, I repeat something which I may have said already but I can't be sure. I am writing this for my own amusement and for my sisters and my friend Elanor, ok, I write some serious stories and ones that follow the facts correctly, or as correctly as possible, and I don't really care if you don't like it. I am not forcing you to read it, the summary quite clearly said that it was a falling into M.E fic, therefore if you don't like those types of fics then you just shouldn't have read it, it was clearly labelled. Yet I still got reviews from people saying that they hate these fics, it just doesn't make sense.
Seriously Wrong- ok as I said in the above note I am not forcing you to read this fic, you read it and called it trash, or something to that extent, which is fair enough, everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but then you carried on reading when I updated next, why? It just doesn't make sense, you say I cant write, so why did you carry on reading it, unless it was just because you had nothing better to do than insult me, in which case carry on, there are quite a few chapters to go so you should have lots more chances to insult me.
Yeah so that's my rant over, I was getting annoyed with the continuous flaming and accusations of Mary Suing but I don't really mind anymore so flame all you like.
Namarie Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys