[AN: Hello again, I feel happy today cause I have just read something that
disproves an evil review for one of my other stories. She/he said that
Legolas isn't a prince, but then in the chapter the council of Elrond it
quite clearly says that his father is the king of Mirkwood and then in a
guide to Tolkien by David Day, the first thing he says about Legolas is
that he is an elven prince. **Grabs LotR which is sitting by the PC** ". .
.Legolas, a messenger from his father, Thranduil, the King of the Elves of
Northern Mirkwood." Hah! [italics my own]
Ok so you really didn't need to know all that, but you are so privileged that I told you anyway.
In today's chapter, we will be getting a look into the minds of everyone else in the fellowship, while walking along the snowy side of Caradhras all of its added members and maybe one or two of its original members.]
Elanor POV (Who, for all those who doesn't know, isn't exactly schizophrenic but who's head is inhabited by more than one person. Which is mainly her fault. Who in their right mind would invite Jack Sparrow, Legolas, Estel and Kurt Cobain into their head?)
Legolas: Where are we?
I thought you weren't talking to me. Or plotting my demise.
Legolas: The others didn't want me. They said some rude things. Why is that girl trying to push the other me?
She's trying to prove she's not a Mary-Sue. Poor thing.
Legolas: . . .
T'asar: Elanor, 'tis too cold. Why did you not bring warmer clothes?
You think I hadn't noticed.
Kurt: I'm cold.
SHUT UP! I thought at least in Middle Earth I may get some peace from you guys.
Jack: But you asked us to come.
Not the point. Cold, lalala. . . I'm not like them, but I can pretend, the sun is gone, but I have a light, the day is done, but I'm having fun, I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy, I think I'm just happy. . . Lalala, I can't hear you. . .
Elin POV
You know actually being in middle earth is starting to make me want read the book. It's also making me see that my sister is slightly evil. Do you know how many times I've had to stop her from pushing Lauren off a cliff, down a hole or do anything else that could cause Lauren bodily harm? Fifteen times I've had to stop her, but then my sister is under a lot of stress right now. To be absolutely obsessed with someone, yet having to be horrible to them for the sake of not being a Mary Sue must be really hard.
Well she just tried walking in snow shoes to be more elf like, but due to the fact that they kept tripping her up she's given up on that one. I suppose Lauren asks for it sometimes, she laughed at Megan in her snow shoes yet now she looks surprised that Megan rubbed Laurens face in the snow. I'd better go and break them up again.
Lauren POV
Stupid Megan, stupid pointy eared freaks, stupid magical forces that sent me to this place. I didn't want to come here, I don't believe in middle earth, its stupid and fiction. I want to go home. All I do is follow everyone around, and then Megan tries to kill me, for not doing anything. Now she's going on about not wanting to be a Mary Sue, whatever that is. As far as I can tell she is now being mean to the stupid nancy boy instead of blatantly flirting with him. I think this an improvement, if a little strange. Thanks to her I am probably the coldest and wettest person here, she keeps rubbing my face in the snow for no reason, I'm sure my nose has gone blue. Why did we have to be sent to middle earth, why couldn't we be sent to the Caribbean, that's a good place, its hot, pretty and there's not an elf or a midget in sight, although I suppose there are a few pirates, and Johnny Depp is ok. But no we had to go to middle earth. Joy and deepest bliss.
Diane POV
Well, isn't this jolly, lots of snow, lots and lots and lots of now, its good I just made a snow angel, well until Gandalf made me get up, but it was good. I like snow, when he wasn't looking I borrowed Boromir's shield, then I went down the snow really fast, it was fun, but then Gandalf yelled at me for time wasting and acting like a fool of a Took, why not a fool of an Enderby, they can be as foolish as Tooks can. There aren't any butterflies in the snow sadly but there is lots of snow so that's ok. Also its funny watching Gimli in the snow, I'm just waiting for him to tap something with his axe. I wanted to borrow his axe but he wouldn't let me, he seems to think I'm strange, how silly. It's a bit deep to run in any more, it's up to my waist now, it's getting a bit too cold for snow angels, and I would probably bury myself if I tried one. I wonder if you can swim in snow, let me try...well I have came to the conclusion that swimming in snow isn't the best idea. I know I'll throw snowballs at people then duck into the snow, that will be jolly.
Gandalf POV
Valar, why did Elrond send these annoying humans with me? Megan spent half her time being nice to Legolas, but now she is irritating him every chance she gets, Elanor continuously winds me up by questioning me on things she shouldn't know. Lauren spends the time glowering, kicking people and winding Megan up, and Diane is just weird. She willingly dives into snow, and now she is throwing snowballs at everyone then diving into the snow to stop being hit back. What she probably doesn't realise is that in diving into the snow she is getting wetter, colder, and worse off than she would be if she just let us throw snow back at her. Elin is about the only sensible one here, she normally manages to stop Megan from killing Lauren, and she has yet to creep any of the fellowship members out. Humans are so confusing.
Legolas POV
Why me, what did I do to deserve this, I was always a good elf, why is it me that an insane human has to pick on? Megan is so confusing, when we left Rivendell I thought she was fine, slightly on the strange side, but I could last about an hour talking to her without feeling the need to run away in panic, but now, she spends the whole time tripping me up, pulling my hair, calling me names, throwing snowballs at me, Valar she even managed to pull my ears ten minutes ago it's bizarre. Then the rest of the girls are all extremely odd as well. Lauren refuses to believe that elves exist, I often find Elanor staring at my ears with an almost hungry expression, and Diane is just plain weird, even Elin has a tendency to speak at exactly the same time as one of us middle earth people, then laugh hysterically, and she is probably the most normal one of the five girls. Oh well, I've known Estel for 67 years and I have yet to understand him fully, I barely know these girls so I suppose I can't be expected to understand them yet.
Gimli POV
I still don't understand why we came this way, we could be feasting in the mines of Moria by now, and I could have hidden from that mad girl Diane, she seems to want to borrow my axe, something about tapping on someone's window (A/N ok you won't get this so I'll explain at the end) with it. She also spends a lot of time staring at me; I know I am an extremely handsome dwarves but its rather unnerving having some freak stare at me. I have decided that I like Megan, at first she was being incredibly nice to Legolas, it made me want to throw up, but now she is annoying him every chance she gets, maybe she's realised how stupid elves really are.
(A/N Ok that is the end of the thoughts of the other people, none of the other characters has been that badly affected by me and my friends so I don't need to mention them, back to Megan now.)
Its not fair, stupid Mary Sue's, Legolas seems to be getting very freaked out by me so I suppose there's no chance of this becoming Mary Sue, even if I wanted it to be, which I don't, but thanks to some people thinking it might be I have to be mean to Legolas, its not fair. Although I must admit it is quite fun, he does look incredibly stupid when he trips over, and you should have heard him yell when I pulled the chunk of his hair out, between me picking on him and Elanor staring at his ears I think he's starting to regret coming on this journey. Maybe, by the time we get off Caradhras, I would have been mean enough to him to prove that I'm not a Mary Sue, and then I can stop picking on him and talk to him normally, as a friend not a Mary Sue.
Ooooh I think Legolas is about to say something, I suppose I should beat him to it. Sigh.
"There is a fell voice on the air."
Gandalf was about to reply to me but Elanor got there first
"It's Saruman! Gigglegigglehucklecuckleduckbycliffwall" after glaring at my friend the wizard started chanting something to counter the evil wizards spell, sadly it didn't work, I knew the mountain was about to come down so I thought this would be the perfect time to push the Ksherea (evil one) of a cliff, unfortunately for me, Elin grabbed Lauren and pulled her against the mountain face and sprinting the rest of the fellowship followed as a load of rocks started falling to our heads.
After a hurried argument it was decided that we would pass through the mines of Moria, and me Elin and Elanor were facing a dilemma.
"Should we tell them the password, or let them get it themselves?" Asked Elin
"I don't know. I like the idea of showing off again but if we get in to fast then the watcher won't have time to grab Frodo and knock the door in." Elanor contemplated.
"How about we answer Frodo instead of Gandalf, or say the password just before Frodo asks Gandalf?" I suggested.
"Yeah, let's say it before Frodo asks Gandalf, that'll still give the watcher enough time to strike."
Well after making the decision to turn back we tried to work out how, the snow was far to deep for the hobbits, and Gimli to get though, as well as Lauren, Elin and myself, as we were all rather small. Finally it was decided that the two men should beat a path through the snow and come and tell us when it got shallow enough for us all to walk through.
They looked very strange, almost as if they were swimming which, as Diane found out, is impossible to do in snow. Legolas watched them for a while, a smile playing on his lips, and then he sprang forward calling to Gandalf
"Farewell, I go to find the sun." Elanor cracked up, and most of the fellowship turned to stare at here, dieing of laughter in the snow. Her hair looked slightly strange covered in snow.
As he sprinted past me I sighed, stuck out a hand, grabbed his ankle and sent him rolling down the mountain. Catching himself quickly he got up, turned to glare at the remaining fellowship, especially myself, as we were all sniggering loudly enough for his ears to pick up, then he went running down the mountain quickly overtaking the men.
We waited for ages, after about an hour Gandalf was getting very annoyed with us. Diane was once more messing around in the snow, she was steadily turning blue, Elin and Lauren were talking about someone in their class, I don't think Gandalf really minded this much as although the conversation was probably confusing to him. And then me and Elanor were having a discussion about which of the Valar was our favourite, I think yet again Gandalf was getting annoyed with us knowing so much, but what can I say, we're genius's.
Finally Legolas came sprinting around the corner, though this time he made sure to stay well away from me. Instead he ran straight to Gandalf,
"Well, I couldn't bring the sun, she is walking in the blue fields of the South, and a little wreath of now on this Redhorn hillock troubles her not at all. But I have brought back a gleam of hope for those who are doomed to go on feet. There is the greatest wind-drift of all just beyond the turn, and there the men were almost buried. They despaired until I told them that it was little wider than a wall and on the other side the snow suddenly grew less." He said, doing a wonderful job of ignoring Elanor and myself speaking at exactly the same time as him. I think this source of annoyance was finally losing its touch, damn it was so easy to do, I know a lot of the lines both book and film wise off by heart.
So we waited till Boromir and Aragorn returned then one after the other walked slowly down the passage through the snow. Finally, Frodo, who came last, walked underneath the arch of snow and no sooner had he passed through when with a deep rumble there rolled a fall of stones and snow, the spray half blinded the company and when it was cleared the path was blocked. The mountain had defeated us. After muttering under my breath about stupid bloody temperamental mountains we started the long walk to the mines of Moria. Enough with the walking for Gods sake
(A/N Ok that's enough for today. For anyone who cares, the explanation for the whole tapping at the window thing is that in English, we had to write a letter to a famous person asking them to come on a date with us and funnily enough I chose Legolas. Diane didn't know who to do and I asked her who her favourite character in LOTR was, she said Gimli 'cause he was funny so I said she should ask him on a date. She then said something to the extent of Gimli standing outside her room tapping on her window...WITH HIS AXE. For some reason the pair of us found this hysterically funny, and to this day we still do.
Evil genius, if you are reading this: LEGOLAS IS A PRINCE, HE IS, HE IS, HE IS.
Fluent elvish, Wow, me? wise? Thank you, thank you, thank you, see I could be wrong but the fact that you can speak elvish leads me to believe that you have read the book and everything, therefore I find it surprising that you like this fic cause most people who have read the books and everything, barring me and Elanor, have said this was trash so I'm pleased that you actually like it. Still cant get over someone calling me wise. Hannon lle mellon nin.
Ok so you really didn't need to know all that, but you are so privileged that I told you anyway.
In today's chapter, we will be getting a look into the minds of everyone else in the fellowship, while walking along the snowy side of Caradhras all of its added members and maybe one or two of its original members.]
Elanor POV (Who, for all those who doesn't know, isn't exactly schizophrenic but who's head is inhabited by more than one person. Which is mainly her fault. Who in their right mind would invite Jack Sparrow, Legolas, Estel and Kurt Cobain into their head?)
Legolas: Where are we?
I thought you weren't talking to me. Or plotting my demise.
Legolas: The others didn't want me. They said some rude things. Why is that girl trying to push the other me?
She's trying to prove she's not a Mary-Sue. Poor thing.
Legolas: . . .
T'asar: Elanor, 'tis too cold. Why did you not bring warmer clothes?
You think I hadn't noticed.
Kurt: I'm cold.
SHUT UP! I thought at least in Middle Earth I may get some peace from you guys.
Jack: But you asked us to come.
Not the point. Cold, lalala. . . I'm not like them, but I can pretend, the sun is gone, but I have a light, the day is done, but I'm having fun, I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy, I think I'm just happy. . . Lalala, I can't hear you. . .
Elin POV
You know actually being in middle earth is starting to make me want read the book. It's also making me see that my sister is slightly evil. Do you know how many times I've had to stop her from pushing Lauren off a cliff, down a hole or do anything else that could cause Lauren bodily harm? Fifteen times I've had to stop her, but then my sister is under a lot of stress right now. To be absolutely obsessed with someone, yet having to be horrible to them for the sake of not being a Mary Sue must be really hard.
Well she just tried walking in snow shoes to be more elf like, but due to the fact that they kept tripping her up she's given up on that one. I suppose Lauren asks for it sometimes, she laughed at Megan in her snow shoes yet now she looks surprised that Megan rubbed Laurens face in the snow. I'd better go and break them up again.
Lauren POV
Stupid Megan, stupid pointy eared freaks, stupid magical forces that sent me to this place. I didn't want to come here, I don't believe in middle earth, its stupid and fiction. I want to go home. All I do is follow everyone around, and then Megan tries to kill me, for not doing anything. Now she's going on about not wanting to be a Mary Sue, whatever that is. As far as I can tell she is now being mean to the stupid nancy boy instead of blatantly flirting with him. I think this an improvement, if a little strange. Thanks to her I am probably the coldest and wettest person here, she keeps rubbing my face in the snow for no reason, I'm sure my nose has gone blue. Why did we have to be sent to middle earth, why couldn't we be sent to the Caribbean, that's a good place, its hot, pretty and there's not an elf or a midget in sight, although I suppose there are a few pirates, and Johnny Depp is ok. But no we had to go to middle earth. Joy and deepest bliss.
Diane POV
Well, isn't this jolly, lots of snow, lots and lots and lots of now, its good I just made a snow angel, well until Gandalf made me get up, but it was good. I like snow, when he wasn't looking I borrowed Boromir's shield, then I went down the snow really fast, it was fun, but then Gandalf yelled at me for time wasting and acting like a fool of a Took, why not a fool of an Enderby, they can be as foolish as Tooks can. There aren't any butterflies in the snow sadly but there is lots of snow so that's ok. Also its funny watching Gimli in the snow, I'm just waiting for him to tap something with his axe. I wanted to borrow his axe but he wouldn't let me, he seems to think I'm strange, how silly. It's a bit deep to run in any more, it's up to my waist now, it's getting a bit too cold for snow angels, and I would probably bury myself if I tried one. I wonder if you can swim in snow, let me try...well I have came to the conclusion that swimming in snow isn't the best idea. I know I'll throw snowballs at people then duck into the snow, that will be jolly.
Gandalf POV
Valar, why did Elrond send these annoying humans with me? Megan spent half her time being nice to Legolas, but now she is irritating him every chance she gets, Elanor continuously winds me up by questioning me on things she shouldn't know. Lauren spends the time glowering, kicking people and winding Megan up, and Diane is just weird. She willingly dives into snow, and now she is throwing snowballs at everyone then diving into the snow to stop being hit back. What she probably doesn't realise is that in diving into the snow she is getting wetter, colder, and worse off than she would be if she just let us throw snow back at her. Elin is about the only sensible one here, she normally manages to stop Megan from killing Lauren, and she has yet to creep any of the fellowship members out. Humans are so confusing.
Legolas POV
Why me, what did I do to deserve this, I was always a good elf, why is it me that an insane human has to pick on? Megan is so confusing, when we left Rivendell I thought she was fine, slightly on the strange side, but I could last about an hour talking to her without feeling the need to run away in panic, but now, she spends the whole time tripping me up, pulling my hair, calling me names, throwing snowballs at me, Valar she even managed to pull my ears ten minutes ago it's bizarre. Then the rest of the girls are all extremely odd as well. Lauren refuses to believe that elves exist, I often find Elanor staring at my ears with an almost hungry expression, and Diane is just plain weird, even Elin has a tendency to speak at exactly the same time as one of us middle earth people, then laugh hysterically, and she is probably the most normal one of the five girls. Oh well, I've known Estel for 67 years and I have yet to understand him fully, I barely know these girls so I suppose I can't be expected to understand them yet.
Gimli POV
I still don't understand why we came this way, we could be feasting in the mines of Moria by now, and I could have hidden from that mad girl Diane, she seems to want to borrow my axe, something about tapping on someone's window (A/N ok you won't get this so I'll explain at the end) with it. She also spends a lot of time staring at me; I know I am an extremely handsome dwarves but its rather unnerving having some freak stare at me. I have decided that I like Megan, at first she was being incredibly nice to Legolas, it made me want to throw up, but now she is annoying him every chance she gets, maybe she's realised how stupid elves really are.
(A/N Ok that is the end of the thoughts of the other people, none of the other characters has been that badly affected by me and my friends so I don't need to mention them, back to Megan now.)
Its not fair, stupid Mary Sue's, Legolas seems to be getting very freaked out by me so I suppose there's no chance of this becoming Mary Sue, even if I wanted it to be, which I don't, but thanks to some people thinking it might be I have to be mean to Legolas, its not fair. Although I must admit it is quite fun, he does look incredibly stupid when he trips over, and you should have heard him yell when I pulled the chunk of his hair out, between me picking on him and Elanor staring at his ears I think he's starting to regret coming on this journey. Maybe, by the time we get off Caradhras, I would have been mean enough to him to prove that I'm not a Mary Sue, and then I can stop picking on him and talk to him normally, as a friend not a Mary Sue.
Ooooh I think Legolas is about to say something, I suppose I should beat him to it. Sigh.
"There is a fell voice on the air."
Gandalf was about to reply to me but Elanor got there first
"It's Saruman! Gigglegigglehucklecuckleduckbycliffwall" after glaring at my friend the wizard started chanting something to counter the evil wizards spell, sadly it didn't work, I knew the mountain was about to come down so I thought this would be the perfect time to push the Ksherea (evil one) of a cliff, unfortunately for me, Elin grabbed Lauren and pulled her against the mountain face and sprinting the rest of the fellowship followed as a load of rocks started falling to our heads.
After a hurried argument it was decided that we would pass through the mines of Moria, and me Elin and Elanor were facing a dilemma.
"Should we tell them the password, or let them get it themselves?" Asked Elin
"I don't know. I like the idea of showing off again but if we get in to fast then the watcher won't have time to grab Frodo and knock the door in." Elanor contemplated.
"How about we answer Frodo instead of Gandalf, or say the password just before Frodo asks Gandalf?" I suggested.
"Yeah, let's say it before Frodo asks Gandalf, that'll still give the watcher enough time to strike."
Well after making the decision to turn back we tried to work out how, the snow was far to deep for the hobbits, and Gimli to get though, as well as Lauren, Elin and myself, as we were all rather small. Finally it was decided that the two men should beat a path through the snow and come and tell us when it got shallow enough for us all to walk through.
They looked very strange, almost as if they were swimming which, as Diane found out, is impossible to do in snow. Legolas watched them for a while, a smile playing on his lips, and then he sprang forward calling to Gandalf
"Farewell, I go to find the sun." Elanor cracked up, and most of the fellowship turned to stare at here, dieing of laughter in the snow. Her hair looked slightly strange covered in snow.
As he sprinted past me I sighed, stuck out a hand, grabbed his ankle and sent him rolling down the mountain. Catching himself quickly he got up, turned to glare at the remaining fellowship, especially myself, as we were all sniggering loudly enough for his ears to pick up, then he went running down the mountain quickly overtaking the men.
We waited for ages, after about an hour Gandalf was getting very annoyed with us. Diane was once more messing around in the snow, she was steadily turning blue, Elin and Lauren were talking about someone in their class, I don't think Gandalf really minded this much as although the conversation was probably confusing to him. And then me and Elanor were having a discussion about which of the Valar was our favourite, I think yet again Gandalf was getting annoyed with us knowing so much, but what can I say, we're genius's.
Finally Legolas came sprinting around the corner, though this time he made sure to stay well away from me. Instead he ran straight to Gandalf,
"Well, I couldn't bring the sun, she is walking in the blue fields of the South, and a little wreath of now on this Redhorn hillock troubles her not at all. But I have brought back a gleam of hope for those who are doomed to go on feet. There is the greatest wind-drift of all just beyond the turn, and there the men were almost buried. They despaired until I told them that it was little wider than a wall and on the other side the snow suddenly grew less." He said, doing a wonderful job of ignoring Elanor and myself speaking at exactly the same time as him. I think this source of annoyance was finally losing its touch, damn it was so easy to do, I know a lot of the lines both book and film wise off by heart.
So we waited till Boromir and Aragorn returned then one after the other walked slowly down the passage through the snow. Finally, Frodo, who came last, walked underneath the arch of snow and no sooner had he passed through when with a deep rumble there rolled a fall of stones and snow, the spray half blinded the company and when it was cleared the path was blocked. The mountain had defeated us. After muttering under my breath about stupid bloody temperamental mountains we started the long walk to the mines of Moria. Enough with the walking for Gods sake
(A/N Ok that's enough for today. For anyone who cares, the explanation for the whole tapping at the window thing is that in English, we had to write a letter to a famous person asking them to come on a date with us and funnily enough I chose Legolas. Diane didn't know who to do and I asked her who her favourite character in LOTR was, she said Gimli 'cause he was funny so I said she should ask him on a date. She then said something to the extent of Gimli standing outside her room tapping on her window...WITH HIS AXE. For some reason the pair of us found this hysterically funny, and to this day we still do.
Evil genius, if you are reading this: LEGOLAS IS A PRINCE, HE IS, HE IS, HE IS.
Fluent elvish, Wow, me? wise? Thank you, thank you, thank you, see I could be wrong but the fact that you can speak elvish leads me to believe that you have read the book and everything, therefore I find it surprising that you like this fic cause most people who have read the books and everything, barring me and Elanor, have said this was trash so I'm pleased that you actually like it. Still cant get over someone calling me wise. Hannon lle mellon nin.