(Hi, yet again I am hyper again but for one reason. Chapter 11 of Tears Like Rain (anyone who still hasn't picked up my hints on how everyone should read Cassia and Sio's fics which you can read under the name Cassia on this site, I command you to all go and read them now, even people who think my story is crap because the whole falling into middle earth thing is overdone should read them because they are completely different to that. They are non slash and non Mary Sue and they are really good elf and ranger boy fics.) Anyway that's my advertising done so like is said, chapter 11 finished on the worst the cliff-hanger ever. Legolas is about to get beaten up by his evil uncle Doriflen, who, incidentally is a lot like Scar from the lion king but again you don't need to know that. I also know that by the time I put this chapter up after Elanor has finished editing them for me I would probably have found out what happens cliff-hanger wise but I don't care. Anywho here's unlucky chapter 13, which will be probably be unlucky for some of the characters if I get that far. )

I am so sick of the sight of water, yeah it was nice and calm and pretty to start off with but now I am so bored of sitting in a boat watching fish, and leaves and Gollum swim past, or in Gollum's case stare hungrily at the ring round Frodo's neck, or catch the fish which are swimming past, the sight of Gollum eating fish is enough to give anyone nightmares, or put them off there Lembas whichever you prefer.

Anyway, in the film it only seems that they are riding down the river for a day but really it takes ages. Finally however we reached the Falls of Rauros all of us got out of the boats and promptly fell over after finally getting out of the boats for the first time in a while.

"Elanor"

"Yup"

"Do you want me to tell you what I saw in the mirror, it sort of concerns events that will be happening soon."

"I 'spose it could be quite helpful to tell me. What did you see?"

"Well I couldn't be sure but I think I saw Diane, Elin and Lauren being captured by orcs at the same time as Merry and Pippin. Do you think we should tell them?"

"Well that's a dilly of a pickle, I want Lauren to be captured, I share your thoughts of her Megan, fancy not liking lord of the rings, its just wrong, but I wouldn't really want Diane to be captured, and as siblings go your sister isn't that bad."

"I know, but if warn them and not Lauren my sister is sure to tell her, anyway I suppose it might not come true, and if it does they would probably escape with the hobbits"

"Yup, lets hope so, anyway I think that Frodo has just gone walkabout in the woods, do you think we could go watch?"

"Ooooh I wanna go watch, I want to see if an unnatural gleam appears in Boromir's eye when he talks to Frodo"

"Megan, what are you babbling on about" asked Elanor, looking confused. I suppose its catching.

"Well, in all the fics where they mention Boromir trying to take the ring the majority of them go on about an unnatural looking gleam in his eye, yet I never managed to spot it in the film."

"Ah, I see shall we go see then"

"No, actually I've changed my mind, if we go see him we are more likely to get captured by orcs, after all that's where the hobbits get caught."

"Good point, so we'll follow Legolas ad Gimli, yes?"

"Yeah, anyway we have better odds of surviving if we're with them"

Having reached a conclusion we went to join the rest of the fellowship who had just realised that Boromir and Frodo had gone, well actually I think Diane and Elin had noticed already because they were trying hard not to laugh at the confusion of the other people in the fellowship.

"Where are they" asked Legolas in confusion, causing me, Elanor, Elin and Diddins to snort

"Where's master Frodo" asked Sam in alarm, causing us to giggle.

"Boromir's been acting mighty strange lately, I don't like this, I hope Frodo is ok"

Well this was too much, all four of burst out into hysterical laughter and started rolling around on the floor. Each time we tried to stop one look at the identical expressions of growing anger on the rest of the fellowship, barring Lauren who probably couldn't care what happened to either Frodo or Boromir, and the younger hobbits who were watching our laughter in amusement.

"If you know whats happened, for once please share, I really don't what anything to happen to the ring bearer." Said Aragorn angrily.

Elin managed to stop laughing first and taking a deep breath she said.

"Frodo has gone to decide how he is going to go off without you and Boromir has gone to steal the ring off him."

Hardly had she finished this sentence than the fellowship jumped up and ran off in different directions, me and Elanor ran after Legolas and Gimli, Aragorn and Sam ran off together and then the hobbits ran off shouting Frodo's name, followed by Diddins who had decided that their belts looked pretty and that the butterflies would like to use them as bait. Elin ran after them trying to stop Diane from breaking the belts and Lauren ran reluctantly after them not wanting to be alone.

Well pretty soon we came across the orcs, or rather the orcs came across us. Anyway Elanor, Legolas and I drew our bows, and Gimli wielded his axe menacingly, well as menacingly as a short bearded dude can be but hey, I'm sure the orcs were very scared.

So like I said we started fighting the orcs, Gimli relieved them off various body parts, mainly their heads. Legolas shot at them with his arrows, each one killing an orc, and Elanor did the same. And I, well lets just say that I managed to hit one or two orcs, though I may be being generous to myself. Anyway, my arrows were flying all over the place, and when I nearly hit Legolas for the fifth time I think he had gotten sick of it. Grabbing the nearest heavy rock that he could find he whacked me over the head with it. The last thing I thought before I fell unconscious was, stupid bloody elf boy. Then I fell backwards, knocking Elanor over and managing to cause the pair of us to fall into a large, conveniently placed hollow tree, my rather heavy weight pinning us both there away from any orcs. Which was probably just as well, because I get the distinct feeling that if she had been free to do so she would have done something along the lines of "save Boromir, and completely ruin the Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers as we know it."

(And can you blame me? Bless Boromir, the poor guy. I feel so sorry for him. . . I cry so much whenever I read that bit in the book. . . And then Faramir makes me cry too, because he reminds me of Boromir.)

Meanwhile the other hobbits and mine and Elanor's fellow earthlings had succeeded in finding not only Boromir, but the rest of the orcs. Lauren, as usual stood there screaming and was soon captured by orcs, stupid fool, Elin and Diane fought well enough, but sadly there were to many orcs and by the time they were captured the hobbits and Lauren were long gone so the only other help that remained was Boromir, who, considering he had been used as a human pin cushion really wasn't much use.

(Megan, you be mean to him once more and you'll regret it. . .)

Aragorn had reached Amon Hen and was fighting a load of orcs there.

Frodo and Sam had crossed the river and were standing on the other side look mournfully at the Mountains of Shadow. The fellowship was well and truly broken, well technically it was broken in Moria but not so drastically as it was now, now it was broken into itty bitty pieces. Five members were captive, one was dead, two were unconscious in a tree, three were fine albeit muddy and two were standing wasting valuable time which would have given Gollum enough time to catch up with them.

(What will happen to the fellowship, will they all die a terrible death, will the earth girls drive them to insanity, probably, find out in the next part of TFAFRGFEWFLT)

(Will Megan annoy Elanor, and cause her to shoot her? Very probably. If you were not my only friend who also obsesses about the precious, then you would be in so much trouble right now, mellon nin. Leave Boromir alone!)