Disclaimer: Rolls eyes I don't own kingdom hearts or any of its characters otherwise I would be rich as fuck and skipping my end of high school exams. (I wish) Also I would own my own little island to make into my own Destiny Island hehehe.

Authors note: this is my first kingdom hearts story! Yay! Since everyone does most of the same stories in their own way such as what's going to happen in kh2 or silly but hilarious yaio stories of riku/sora or sora/leon etc etc. so I wondered why everyone was thinking of things going to happen in the future when they totally forgot the past! That's where this story comes to unfold in my mind to text on my computer to yours! . it's going to be about all the adventures our young trio encounters before the really big adventure of kingdom hearts!!! I'm going to make this as funny and interesting as I can! Hope you enjoy!

Yes I know I haven't updated in like forever but there is the problem of g.c.s.e's! shudders stupid tests! Be grateful fellow readers and reviewers! I'm writing this between my revision and tests which are gonna get me future jobs! I hope otherwise its McDonalds all the way! Ew! Pictures herself as fat grease haired, spotty and sweaty till lady at McDonalds anyway on with the story!

Arigato (thank you) if you did read my stupid author note! You silly ppl! Lol.

Chapter two - where did you come from?

A young man with silver hair tied back in a low ponytail sat calm and silent in a high back leather chair. His elbows rested on a large polished wooden mahogany table with his fingers outstretched, their tips barely touching the opposites with his slightly tanned lips resting on the tips of his two forefingers. (a/n: man that was a long sentence phew!)

His mind was racing with questions he didn't know the answers of, leading his closed eyes squinting tightly in confusion as his eyebrows squeezed closely together. A sudden beeping noise interrupted his thoughts. He sighed in defeat and slammed his right hand, currently formed in a fist, onto of a clear black button in front of him,

"Yes?" He stated through clenched teeth. His voice was deep and sounded irritable. (A/n: wow someone's not getting any! Lol)

"We have sent the princess on her way Sir. She should be arriving shortly." Replied a firm voice from the speaker opposite the clear black button.

"Did deal with her memories? If you forgot Captain, your DEAD!" The silver haired man hissed, his voice full of menace.

"Affirmative Sir! The princess has been dealt with, she won't remember a thing when she wakes up on Destiny Islands. Sir...are you certain the keyblade master will be there? What if he's somewhere else completely?" The captain knew he would get shouted at for asking a question with out permission, but he couldn't help himself.

"She had BETTER not remember ANYTHING" Screeched the silver haired man. "As for the keyblade master at Destiny Islands." He replied calmly. "Let's just say it's a gut feeling, is this understood Captain?"

"Yes Sir!"

"Excellent. By the way Captain, Which princess did you capture to departure?"

"Princess Kairi Sir." Replied the Captain swiftly.

"Hmmm...interesting. Very well Captain you are dismissed." The silver haired man pushed the clear black button again to end his interrupting call. (a/n: so z about keep saying his hair is silver but meh!)

He sighed heavily and fell back into the smooth cool touch of his black leather chair. It had been a long year preparing this mission. Finally it was over. A new thought struck him.

He pressed a small red button to his left on the smooth table again and said calmly:

"Computer, show profile of Yoshi, Kairi"

A light transparent green screen materialised itself in front of the young man, illuminating his face in the room shrouded in darkness. It hovered above the polished table, now dimly lit in a faded green colour.

On the right hand side of the profile a 3-d holographic image of a young girl with short hair framing her face down to her chin wore a simple light dress and shoes with no backs that looked too large against her small frame slowly rose out of the table, turning slowly.

He gazed intently at the young girl as a female computer voice sounded from the speakers.

"Name Yoshi, kari. Parents unknown. Lives with Yoshi, Emi. Lives in Hallow Town. Age seven. Height thr-"

"Enough! Computer stop Kairi from spinning" Ordered the silver haired man.

The luminous green floating image of Kairi stopped facing the young man. He stared back at her with piercing amber eyes chuckling to himself.

"Do you wish to continue with the profile Ansem?" The bodiless computer voice asked him monotonlessly.

Ansem heaved a sigh as he sat back in his chair swivelling it round to face the cold dead fire. He waved a dismissal hand gesture and said "No, can you tell Kaya to bring up the Champagne, I feel like celebrating...play some music for me why don't you?"

The computer image screen and image of Kairi disappeared as soft calming music filled the room. All Ansem had to do now was wait.

Sora mumbled something unintelligible and rolled over to the other side of his bed away from the persistent tapping on his bedroom window. As he tried to get back to his dream of eating a giant cookie (a/n: don't ask! But I always saw Sora as a sort of person who ate a lot. () But still the tapping continued, drumming into his tiny skull.

"Stupid raisin...me w...w...want chocy chippy!" He mumbled groggily. The tapping wouldn't stop. "Go 'way! My cookie!" Sora whined, pulling the bed covers over his face that was pouting cutely. (a/n: My baby's so cute! - )

Underneath the blankets Sora heard a load thump on his window, rattling the glass. (a/n: is that really safe? Don't worry I'll scold Sora's mom later for giving him a crappy window hehehe) Yawning widely, Sora peeked trough his covers at his window and the dark silhouette against the hazy warm morning sunshine.

Cautiously Sora reached out to pull back his curtains. Warm sunlight blazed on his tanned face blinding him for a second before blinking furiously and looking up at his best friend Riku, who looked annoyed at the sleeping prince for not opening the window already.

Riku stood behind Sora's bedroom window in a white sleeveless top with a high collar and large zip open . the collar and short sleeves were trimmed with light blue. He also wore baggy black khaki trousers with large red and white shoes and blue wrist bands with a yellow line running through them.

"Finally!" he stated coldly as he jumped onto Sora's bed, resting his back against the cool surface of Sora's wall while his legs lay flat in front of him. "Took your time didn't you? I swear you turn into a log when you fall asleep"

"Wa?" Sora asked sleepily as he rubbed sleep out of his eyes.

"Nevermind. Hey Sora coming out today? We still gotta see what's at the base of that tree! Come on it's gonna be so much fun, a whole new adventure just the two of us!" Riku stated, grinning widely at his younger friend.

Sora yawned widely while trying to get his brain to register the words Riku had just said to him. With another yawn he nodded slowly and added, "But we have to sneak out my window since my mom's still asleep"

As if on cue Sora heard a loud moaning snore in the distance from the direction of his mother Claire's room. Riku stifled a snigger.

"Does your mom always snore?" He asked quietly as Sora shuffled out of his bed under his quilt. First appeared his feet, landing gently on the wooden floor, then his bum wiggled out of his t-shirt and bed covers.

"Only on special dreams" came a muffled reply.

Sora quickly walked over to an old light blue t-shirt crumpled on the floor next to a half finished cardboard ship.

"Are you ready yet?"

"Gimme a sec!" Replied Sora while easing his injured foot into one of his white and blue trainers. He let out a small gasp through clenched teeth, but still managed to get it on easy enough. "Ready! Come on!"

Riku stopped playing with a small yellow and green ball while lying on Sora's messy bed to look up at his friend. He clambered over to window. "I'll race ya to the tree, c'ya" he said smiling and disappeared out of sight.

"Riku! Wait!...awww man!" Sora whined as he limped uneasily over to his bed, on top of it then cautiously out through the window. Sora sat on his windowsill with one leg on the outside and the other in his room. Carefully he scooted over to the side, reaching out his hand for the drain pipe.

Once he had hold of it firmly, he slid down a bit until he was close enough to the tiled roof of the porch. As he sat on the edge of the roof, the humid air blowing wistfully through his chestnut brown bangs, he took a deep breath and braced himself for the impact as he jumped off the porch roof.

Pain seared through his left foot he had hurt yesterday night. After landing awkwardly he rolled onto his back fighting back tears. As the pain slowly ebbed into a dull throb. Sora clumsily stood up and went in the direction of his little wooden boat happily bobbling in the crystal ocean.

Riku's boat was already tied up at the tiny dock area as sora's boat hit the side of it softly. As soon as he ties his boat securely he called out;

"RIKU! COME OUT MAN!"

Sora's cry echoed around the tiny island but only silence followed.

"Awww man! He always does this to me!" Sora whined outloud. ( a/n:my poor baby all alone on a lil tiny speck of land .) Carefully he slid on his belly on the wooden dock, not to land to hard on his bad foot.

Sora landed softly in the warm golden sand and could already feel the tiny grains of sand rubbing together between his toes. (a/n: sick image I know but hey I need to describe stuff more!XD) When he looked up over across the beach he jumped out his skin.

Lying down across from him was a red haired girl in a plain white dress.

Curiously and cautiously Sora crept over to her. She was as still as death but he saw that she was breathing with her chest rising and falling slowly. He thought she was beautiful.

She so looked calm and peaceful, he didn't want to wake her. She had soft delicate features on her heart shaped face. It looked as if every inch of her was too wonderful to be made by the hands of gods. Sora didn't notice it until he was doing it when he stared at her cherry blossom lips.

Suddenly the world looked different to Sora as he stared infinitely at her lips. Everything turned black and white around him, only himself and the girl were in colour with her cherry lips emitting a warm glow then...she moaned...

Sora snapped out of his trance as the girl moaned again, more loudly this time. Her eyes slowly fluttered open revealing deep violet blue eyes that sparkled like the sun. (a/n: or so sora thought -)

"Mm...ngh?" was all the red head said.

"Wh-...who are you?" Sora asked puzzled. "whe-...where did you come from?".

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