Chapter 2

Yugi and Joey are sitting in the extremely slow steamroller. Joey is drooling on yugi's shoulder, snoring loudly

Mokuba: Halt!

Joey suddenly wakes up, sending a shower of saliva over everyone

Yugi: What the...? Where did you come from?!

Mokuba: Well, im not quite sure but since I'm here, how about a random duel?

Yugi: That would be quite relevant, this being yugioh and all. Okay!

Joey: Yay you look so pretty with streaks!

Yugi: YUGIOH! (Turns into yami)

Yami: sigh What is it now?

Joey: You duel Mokuba. Now stop the steamroller.

Yami: Okay... And how do I do that?

Joey: What? You can't stop this thing!?

Yami: Hello! I lived in ancient Egypt!

Mokuba: (getting slightly nervous.) Er, perhaps we could have a rain check?

Joey: No way! We can't have two story episodes in a row! Stay right there!!

Yami: Hey Yugi!

Yugi: What!?

Yami: Get your midget arse out here and stop this thing!

Yugi: No! I'm having a tea party with Mr. Bunnykins and Pretty Penny!

Mokuba: Umm, guys....

Joey: Shut up!

Yami: Maybe this button.....

Speakers: SHINE THE HEAD LIGHTS RIGHT INTO MY EYES....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: Aaarrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Joey: Kill it! Kill it!!!!!!!!

Yami smashes the controls with his millenium puzzle and Joey helps with his head. Music stops.

Yami: What the hell was that?!

Mokuba: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blood splatters across Yami and Joey.

Yami: Oh Ra...

Joey: (going white.) Oh Kaiba...

Bakura: HOORAY!!!!

Yami and Joey climb out of moving steamroller.

Yami: Are you following us or something?

Bakura: I'm just hungry is all. (Eyeing Yami hungrily.)

Yami: That's it! Im going to my room!! (Turns into Yugi)

Joey: Sulk.

Yugi: I'm me again! How depressing...

Yami: Ow!! I fell down the stairs!

Random loud speaker: Attention all duelers! There is a tournament being unexpectedly held in the haunted mansion!!!!

Yugi: Aha! The villain is sure to be there!

Joey: How convenient.

Yugi: Well that's biology for you. Any way lets go.

Joey: To the steamroller!

Yugi/Yami: No!!!!

Bakura: Yes!!!

Yugi and Joey walk off to find haunted mansion. Bakura keeps following steamroller.