Chapter 2
Yugi and Joey are sitting in the extremely slow steamroller. Joey is drooling on yugi's shoulder, snoring loudly
Mokuba: Halt!
Joey suddenly wakes up, sending a shower of saliva over everyone
Yugi: What the...? Where did you come from?!
Mokuba: Well, im not quite sure but since I'm here, how about a random duel?
Yugi: That would be quite relevant, this being yugioh and all. Okay!
Joey: Yay you look so pretty with streaks!
Yugi: YUGIOH! (Turns into yami)
Yami: sigh What is it now?
Joey: You duel Mokuba. Now stop the steamroller.
Yami: Okay... And how do I do that?
Joey: What? You can't stop this thing!?
Yami: Hello! I lived in ancient Egypt!
Mokuba: (getting slightly nervous.) Er, perhaps we could have a rain check?
Joey: No way! We can't have two story episodes in a row! Stay right there!!
Yami: Hey Yugi!
Yugi: What!?
Yami: Get your midget arse out here and stop this thing!
Yugi: No! I'm having a tea party with Mr. Bunnykins and Pretty Penny!
Mokuba: Umm, guys....
Joey: Shut up!
Yami: Maybe this button.....
Speakers: SHINE THE HEAD LIGHTS RIGHT INTO MY EYES....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Aaarrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Joey: Kill it! Kill it!!!!!!!!
Yami smashes the controls with his millenium puzzle and Joey helps with his head. Music stops.
Yami: What the hell was that?!
Mokuba: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blood splatters across Yami and Joey.
Yami: Oh Ra...
Joey: (going white.) Oh Kaiba...
Bakura: HOORAY!!!!
Yami and Joey climb out of moving steamroller.
Yami: Are you following us or something?
Bakura: I'm just hungry is all. (Eyeing Yami hungrily.)
Yami: That's it! Im going to my room!! (Turns into Yugi)
Joey: Sulk.
Yugi: I'm me again! How depressing...
Yami: Ow!! I fell down the stairs!
Random loud speaker: Attention all duelers! There is a tournament being unexpectedly held in the haunted mansion!!!!
Yugi: Aha! The villain is sure to be there!
Joey: How convenient.
Yugi: Well that's biology for you. Any way lets go.
Joey: To the steamroller!
Yugi/Yami: No!!!!
Bakura: Yes!!!
Yugi and Joey walk off to find haunted mansion. Bakura keeps following steamroller.