Chapter 3
Yugi and Joey have reached what they think is their destination. What they don't know is that they're actually in a westfield shopping center. Joey is terrified.
Yugi: No wonder they call it the haunted mansion. This place is giving me the creeps.
Joey: Hold me!
Yugi: Errr, no.
Joey: Maybe the arena is in this room that has the big sign saying um,.... Supré?
Yugi: Bloody French.
The two retards walk into the store and look around, confused.
Joey: Hey, this place isn't scary, its actually quite fashionable!
Yami: Faggot.
Joey and Yugi suddenly spot their worst nightmare
Yugi: No! It cannot be!!!
Joey: Run for your lives!!!!
Téa: Hi guys!
Yugi: Quick! Pretend to be Neon Porcupines!
Joey: Easy for you to say!
Téa: I just love this store! It has all the coolest outfits!
Yami: Am I the only one here tempted to disembowel her?
Téa: So why are you guys here? Buying an outfit for someone special to you? (winks suggestively at Yami (who is currently yugi).)
Yugi is so sickened by this gesture and vomits all over the person closest to him, who just happens to be Téa (Hazzah!)
Joey: Are you saying this is not a dueling arena at all but actually a women's clothes store?!
Téa: (wiping vomit off her dress.) Of course, silly!
Joey gets frustrated and punches the person who is closest to him, who also just happens to be Téa.
Yugi: So now what!?
Suddenly they see an extremely angry Kaiba walking up to them.
Joey: Oh dear.
Yugi: (trying to look as neon porcupineish as possible.) Porcupine noises!
Kaiba: You #%$!! Mashed my brother! (censored by stupid Americans)
Joey: I'd call it more like...... compacted.
Yugi: What are you doing here anyway?
Kaiba: (pushing Supré bags behind him.) Uuuumm..... I was looking for you scum!!!
Joey: Fine, let's settle this man to man!! I challenge you to a due.............
Joey is interrupted by having the crap beaten out of him by Kaiba
Yugi: (points and laughs)
Téa: That's not very friendly!
Joey: (actually has idea.) Help I'm being raped! I'm under age!!!!!
Policemen randomly appear and take Kaiba to the prison that had just replaced Starbucks
Yugi: (slightly disappointed.) So if this isn't the haunted mansion, where is it?
Joey: lets ask the information desk.
Yugi, Joey and to their annoyance, Téa, walk off in search of the confusing "you are here" map
Yugi and Joey have reached what they think is their destination. What they don't know is that they're actually in a westfield shopping center. Joey is terrified.
Yugi: No wonder they call it the haunted mansion. This place is giving me the creeps.
Joey: Hold me!
Yugi: Errr, no.
Joey: Maybe the arena is in this room that has the big sign saying um,.... Supré?
Yugi: Bloody French.
The two retards walk into the store and look around, confused.
Joey: Hey, this place isn't scary, its actually quite fashionable!
Yami: Faggot.
Joey and Yugi suddenly spot their worst nightmare
Yugi: No! It cannot be!!!
Joey: Run for your lives!!!!
Téa: Hi guys!
Yugi: Quick! Pretend to be Neon Porcupines!
Joey: Easy for you to say!
Téa: I just love this store! It has all the coolest outfits!
Yami: Am I the only one here tempted to disembowel her?
Téa: So why are you guys here? Buying an outfit for someone special to you? (winks suggestively at Yami (who is currently yugi).)
Yugi is so sickened by this gesture and vomits all over the person closest to him, who just happens to be Téa (Hazzah!)
Joey: Are you saying this is not a dueling arena at all but actually a women's clothes store?!
Téa: (wiping vomit off her dress.) Of course, silly!
Joey gets frustrated and punches the person who is closest to him, who also just happens to be Téa.
Yugi: So now what!?
Suddenly they see an extremely angry Kaiba walking up to them.
Joey: Oh dear.
Yugi: (trying to look as neon porcupineish as possible.) Porcupine noises!
Kaiba: You #%$!! Mashed my brother! (censored by stupid Americans)
Joey: I'd call it more like...... compacted.
Yugi: What are you doing here anyway?
Kaiba: (pushing Supré bags behind him.) Uuuumm..... I was looking for you scum!!!
Joey: Fine, let's settle this man to man!! I challenge you to a due.............
Joey is interrupted by having the crap beaten out of him by Kaiba
Yugi: (points and laughs)
Téa: That's not very friendly!
Joey: (actually has idea.) Help I'm being raped! I'm under age!!!!!
Policemen randomly appear and take Kaiba to the prison that had just replaced Starbucks
Yugi: (slightly disappointed.) So if this isn't the haunted mansion, where is it?
Joey: lets ask the information desk.
Yugi, Joey and to their annoyance, Téa, walk off in search of the confusing "you are here" map