Chapter 4

Yugi, Joey and the annoying stupid succubus that wont leave (also known as Téa) have finally found their out of the vast labyrinth they call Westfield and are on their way to the real haunted mansion

Joey: I'm soooooooooo hungry

Yugi: What?! Couldn't you have said that ten minutes ago when we were in the Westfield food court?

Joey: I was too busy complaining that I needed to go to the bathroom.

Yugi: No you weren't, you were talking about how delightful butterflies are.

Joey: Stupid American censors!

Yugi: So you're not gay.

Joey: Says you.

Téa: C'mon guys this will be fun! We can pretend we're on the forty hour famine!!!

Yami: I definitely wish I was on something...

Téa: That's the spirit!!!

Joey: (hits tea over head with saucepan)

Everyone (except Téa): HAZZAH!!!

Ryou: Hello there!!

Yugi: Ryou?! What the hell are you doing here?

Ryou: I woke up lying face down on the road and realized all my friends were gone. By the way, does anyone know why my mouth tastes of dead cat?

Joey: So I suppose your coming on our adventure?

Ryou: Definitely!

Joey: (sinks to the ground and weeps)

Ryou: By the way, did you see how great 'Hamtaro' was today?

Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: So what shall we do about Téa?

Yami: Need you ask?

Ryou: Hey, lets use her as a sled!

Yami and Joey immediately climb on to Téa's back, forcing Ryou to pull them.

Ryou: Hey! I'm injured!! (Points to bandaged arm)

Yami: You've been wearing that thing for six months now! Shut up and pull.

Suddenly a new and improved steamroller is seen driving at top speed towards them (which is slightly faster than a lawnmower)

Yugi: Mush Ryou!!!

Ryou: (dragging tea as fast as possible.) I'm nervous...

The steam roller is slowly catching up to them. Ryou stumbles and pathetically collapses, dropping his Millenium Ring

Yugi: Stupid Ryou!!!

Joey: We must stand and fight!

Yami: It's a steamroller you retard!

Yugi: Ryou, create a diversion! At least me and Joey can get away.

Ryou is too busy writhing on the ground being pathetic , saying random phrases like "I really don't feel too well".

Yugi: (clutching Joey, sobbing). Joey, I'm glad your with me, here at the end of all things...

Yami: Why o why was I stuck with a Hikari who doesn't understand the concept of getting out of the way?!

The steamroller stops inches away from them, just squashing the tips of Ryou's bangs. The driver jumps out.

Claire: (laughing manically) Yay! Millenium item!!

Ryou: No! My Ring!

Claire: The great tyrant Brian Molko will be pleased!

Joey: Sucked in Bakura!

Still laughing manically, Claire jumps back in her steam roller and flees at a very slow speed.

Joey: Bitch.

Yugi: As much as I like seeing Ryou in pain, I suppose we'd better get his Ring back.

Yami: Besides, I reckon this "Brian Molko" is the guy you're after.

Joey: What makes you say that?

Yami: Isn't the bad guy always the leader of some evil cult?

Yugi: And this time, its personal!

Joey: But didn't that other Pegasus guy turn your grandfather into a card?

Yugi: He squashed my cat!!

Ryou: Since when have you had a cat?

Yugi: That's beside the point!!!

Joey: I'm still hungry

To be continued.