Chapter 6
Joey and Claire are on either side of the supre dueling arena. Joey is pretty much wetting himself.
Claire: (putting on duel disk.) Hehehehehe you're going to die!!!
Joey: Yeek!
Claire: dddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!
Joey: Ummm, yes I've kinda got the point
Claire's cheerleaders start going crazy
Cheerleader1: Yes, please! I hate Joey! Kill him kill him!!!
Cheerleader2: (taking the role a bit seriously, pompoms and all.) Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Bloodshed!!
Yugi: Eww, these guys are weird!
Ryou: But the third has really nice legs.
Receptionist: Excuse me but I am getting really bored! Will you start the duel already!
Joey: Fine! Eeerrrrmm...... I choose you Ryou! (Picks up Ryou and throws him across the arena)
Ryou: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Cheerleader2 picks up baseball bat and grins madly.
Ryou: Aaaarrrrrrrggg!!!!! (Becomes unconscious)
Yami: You stupid retard! That's pokemon!
Joey: What!? Ah dammit!! Sorry pikachu, you'll have to go...
Pikachu: Pika! (Electrocutes Joey and walks away.)
Claire: Ahhh! That's it, I'm going first! (Picks out card) Go dark mistress of illusions that is dark!!!
A crappy wooden marionette falls down from the ceiling.
Claire: What the hell?! What happened to the holograms?!!
Receptionist: The stupid hologram machine broke this morning so we kinda have to make do.
Joey: That's so cheap!
Receptionist: Well that's what you get for relying on chocobo power.
Joey: (draws a card...) Oh crap. Go sea snail of minimal fighting power!!
Evil cheerleaders bust out laughing
Claire: I also use my conjurer of cheap tricks!
Yugi: Hey, he looks like gandalf!
Claire: Attack his lame sea snail !
The crappy puppets fly at Joey's monster (which is just a seashell tied to some string) and smash it to pieces.
Joey: Ryou this is all your fault!!!
Claire: now attack his life points directly!!!
The puppets start flying at Joey and hitting him in the face.
Joey: Ow! That bloody hurts!!!! (Life points go down to 20.)
Cheerleader2: Finish him off!
Cheerleader1: I'll do it!!!! (Throws brick at Joey's head.)
Joey: Ahh!.. I'll be sure to loose.......(looks back at Yugi...) Nup, nothing will save me now...
Yugi: (examining nails)
Joey: Excuse me, some encouragement would be nice right now!!!!
Yugi: What's the point? You are sure to lose.
Joey: Remind me when I get out of this thing to beat the crap out of you........ or Téa...
Tea: Don't worry Joey! All you have to do is believe in yourself!
Yugi pushes Téa off the edge of arena.
Joey: (Draws card .....) Wait a sec... yes!!! I'm saved! I use mega swordsman that wins all battles!!
Receptionist: Sorry, no can do.
Joey: WHAT!!!!!???
Receptionist: Someone stepped on it.
Claire: Hahahahahahahaha! Get his life points!!!!
Joey: this isn't fair!!!!!!
The puppets attack Joey again and he looses all his life points.
Receptionist: And the winner is Claire!!!!
Cheerleaders:Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: I'll take his mega swordsman that wins all battles!
Joey: Ha ha you cant even use it!
Receptionist: Hey, we just fixed the hologram machine!
Joey throws himself at the ground and starts tearing his hair out
TO BE CONTINUED............
Joey and Claire are on either side of the supre dueling arena. Joey is pretty much wetting himself.
Claire: (putting on duel disk.) Hehehehehe you're going to die!!!
Joey: Yeek!
Claire: dddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!
Joey: Ummm, yes I've kinda got the point
Claire's cheerleaders start going crazy
Cheerleader1: Yes, please! I hate Joey! Kill him kill him!!!
Cheerleader2: (taking the role a bit seriously, pompoms and all.) Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Bloodshed!!
Yugi: Eww, these guys are weird!
Ryou: But the third has really nice legs.
Receptionist: Excuse me but I am getting really bored! Will you start the duel already!
Joey: Fine! Eeerrrrmm...... I choose you Ryou! (Picks up Ryou and throws him across the arena)
Ryou: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Cheerleader2 picks up baseball bat and grins madly.
Ryou: Aaaarrrrrrrggg!!!!! (Becomes unconscious)
Yami: You stupid retard! That's pokemon!
Joey: What!? Ah dammit!! Sorry pikachu, you'll have to go...
Pikachu: Pika! (Electrocutes Joey and walks away.)
Claire: Ahhh! That's it, I'm going first! (Picks out card) Go dark mistress of illusions that is dark!!!
A crappy wooden marionette falls down from the ceiling.
Claire: What the hell?! What happened to the holograms?!!
Receptionist: The stupid hologram machine broke this morning so we kinda have to make do.
Joey: That's so cheap!
Receptionist: Well that's what you get for relying on chocobo power.
Joey: (draws a card...) Oh crap. Go sea snail of minimal fighting power!!
Evil cheerleaders bust out laughing
Claire: I also use my conjurer of cheap tricks!
Yugi: Hey, he looks like gandalf!
Claire: Attack his lame sea snail !
The crappy puppets fly at Joey's monster (which is just a seashell tied to some string) and smash it to pieces.
Joey: Ryou this is all your fault!!!
Claire: now attack his life points directly!!!
The puppets start flying at Joey and hitting him in the face.
Joey: Ow! That bloody hurts!!!! (Life points go down to 20.)
Cheerleader2: Finish him off!
Cheerleader1: I'll do it!!!! (Throws brick at Joey's head.)
Joey: Ahh!.. I'll be sure to loose.......(looks back at Yugi...) Nup, nothing will save me now...
Yugi: (examining nails)
Joey: Excuse me, some encouragement would be nice right now!!!!
Yugi: What's the point? You are sure to lose.
Joey: Remind me when I get out of this thing to beat the crap out of you........ or Téa...
Tea: Don't worry Joey! All you have to do is believe in yourself!
Yugi pushes Téa off the edge of arena.
Joey: (Draws card .....) Wait a sec... yes!!! I'm saved! I use mega swordsman that wins all battles!!
Receptionist: Sorry, no can do.
Joey: WHAT!!!!!???
Receptionist: Someone stepped on it.
Claire: Hahahahahahahaha! Get his life points!!!!
Joey: this isn't fair!!!!!!
The puppets attack Joey again and he looses all his life points.
Receptionist: And the winner is Claire!!!!
Cheerleaders:Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: I'll take his mega swordsman that wins all battles!
Joey: Ha ha you cant even use it!
Receptionist: Hey, we just fixed the hologram machine!
Joey throws himself at the ground and starts tearing his hair out
TO BE CONTINUED............