Chapter 5
Yugi, Joey, ryou and their form of transportation (Téa) are following the path of destruction caused by Claire's steamroller. Ryou is about to collapse with exhaustion.
Yugi: Hey Ryou, hurry up the pace a bit. All this traveling is making me tired.
Ryou: (feeling his lungs exploding.) Errrrr...
Joey: (singing horribly off tune) This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on.......
Yami: Shut the !3##% up!!
Yugi: What does "shut the atexclamationmarkthreehashhashpercentagesign up" mean?
Yami: Damn American censors!!!
Joey: Hey guys!
Yugi: What?
Joey: This is the song that never ends.......
Yugi slams Joey's head on the road
Joey: Ow
They look up and realise they are at the gates of the haunted mansion.
Yugi: Oh! That was quick!
Ryou:(fighting to breathe.) Can we... rest... now ?
Joey: No! Get up you lazy bastard!
Yugi: Lets go inside!
They go inside. They are blinded by pinkness. Pink walls, pink floor and Pink Floyd
Yugi: Eww! It's that old ugly singer! Go away!
Pink Floyd: Awww... (Exits)
Joey: Ugh, this place is scary but not in a tasteful kind of way.
Suddenly the speakers are turned on and blasts out Placebo music.
Yugi: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Joey: How could things get any worse?!
Yami: You #%$ idiot!!! Never say that in a children's cartoon!
Joey: Why not.......?
Téa: (recovering conciseness.) Hey, I love what they've done with the place!
groans all around
Receptionist: Hello! Are you competitors?
Yugi: Oh yes, thank god. It's an emergency! We've had four story episodes in a row!
Receptionist: gasp! Oh you poor dears, come right this way!
They all walk down a narrow pink hallway except for Ryou who has to be dragged. They are led into a giant hot pink dueling arena that is elaborately decorated with eggplants.
Joey: What is with all the pink!?
Receptionist: Well, the place was a bit dull, so we hired Supré to redecorate it!
Ryou: I think I'm going to be sick... (Is sick all over the pink carpet, making it slightly more appealing.)
Yugi: (stepping over Ryou and pool of vomit.) So how do they select the duelers? Random machine, eyeball soup?
Receptionist: Actually, we just set a rabid monkey loose and the first two people it bites are the first to duel.
Joey: Can't it be a non-rabid monkey?
Receptionist: Where's the fun in that?! So anyway, here are your numbers. (Hands pieces of pink paper to all except Téa)
Téa: Sexist!
Yugi: 1
Joey: 2
Ryou: 1058
Yugi: Isn't it kinda strange that I get the first number even though we arrived fashionably late.
Ryou: I can't even count to this number...
Joey: shut up Bakura.
They walk into the rabid monkey room that is full of other contestants.
Loud speaker: Okay everyone the monkey is being set loose; be careful! It can go anywhere!
A panel in the wall opens up and a small monkey wearing stupid shorts leaps out and runs around the room.
Joey: Ow! The little bastard bit me!
Person across the room: Ow!
Loud speaker: Attention! The first two competitors to duel will be contestant no.2 and contestant no.666
Joey walks across to the lift thingy that takes him up to the platform. He drags his friends up also and Téa follows like some irritating breed of shiatsu.
Ryou: Let me rest! I beg you!
Receptionist: (from the ground.) Can I please shoot him?
The other duelist approaches the platform, with their two cheer leaders.
Joey: (realizing with horror who his opponent is.) Oh #$%!
Claire:( laughing manically) Yay! This is gonna be fun!!!!!!!!!
Random sound effect: DUM DUM DUUUUMM!!
TO BE CONTINUED....
Yugi, Joey, ryou and their form of transportation (Téa) are following the path of destruction caused by Claire's steamroller. Ryou is about to collapse with exhaustion.
Yugi: Hey Ryou, hurry up the pace a bit. All this traveling is making me tired.
Ryou: (feeling his lungs exploding.) Errrrr...
Joey: (singing horribly off tune) This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on.......
Yami: Shut the !3##% up!!
Yugi: What does "shut the atexclamationmarkthreehashhashpercentagesign up" mean?
Yami: Damn American censors!!!
Joey: Hey guys!
Yugi: What?
Joey: This is the song that never ends.......
Yugi slams Joey's head on the road
Joey: Ow
They look up and realise they are at the gates of the haunted mansion.
Yugi: Oh! That was quick!
Ryou:(fighting to breathe.) Can we... rest... now ?
Joey: No! Get up you lazy bastard!
Yugi: Lets go inside!
They go inside. They are blinded by pinkness. Pink walls, pink floor and Pink Floyd
Yugi: Eww! It's that old ugly singer! Go away!
Pink Floyd: Awww... (Exits)
Joey: Ugh, this place is scary but not in a tasteful kind of way.
Suddenly the speakers are turned on and blasts out Placebo music.
Yugi: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Joey: How could things get any worse?!
Yami: You #%$ idiot!!! Never say that in a children's cartoon!
Joey: Why not.......?
Téa: (recovering conciseness.) Hey, I love what they've done with the place!
groans all around
Receptionist: Hello! Are you competitors?
Yugi: Oh yes, thank god. It's an emergency! We've had four story episodes in a row!
Receptionist: gasp! Oh you poor dears, come right this way!
They all walk down a narrow pink hallway except for Ryou who has to be dragged. They are led into a giant hot pink dueling arena that is elaborately decorated with eggplants.
Joey: What is with all the pink!?
Receptionist: Well, the place was a bit dull, so we hired Supré to redecorate it!
Ryou: I think I'm going to be sick... (Is sick all over the pink carpet, making it slightly more appealing.)
Yugi: (stepping over Ryou and pool of vomit.) So how do they select the duelers? Random machine, eyeball soup?
Receptionist: Actually, we just set a rabid monkey loose and the first two people it bites are the first to duel.
Joey: Can't it be a non-rabid monkey?
Receptionist: Where's the fun in that?! So anyway, here are your numbers. (Hands pieces of pink paper to all except Téa)
Téa: Sexist!
Yugi: 1
Joey: 2
Ryou: 1058
Yugi: Isn't it kinda strange that I get the first number even though we arrived fashionably late.
Ryou: I can't even count to this number...
Joey: shut up Bakura.
They walk into the rabid monkey room that is full of other contestants.
Loud speaker: Okay everyone the monkey is being set loose; be careful! It can go anywhere!
A panel in the wall opens up and a small monkey wearing stupid shorts leaps out and runs around the room.
Joey: Ow! The little bastard bit me!
Person across the room: Ow!
Loud speaker: Attention! The first two competitors to duel will be contestant no.2 and contestant no.666
Joey walks across to the lift thingy that takes him up to the platform. He drags his friends up also and Téa follows like some irritating breed of shiatsu.
Ryou: Let me rest! I beg you!
Receptionist: (from the ground.) Can I please shoot him?
The other duelist approaches the platform, with their two cheer leaders.
Joey: (realizing with horror who his opponent is.) Oh #$%!
Claire:( laughing manically) Yay! This is gonna be fun!!!!!!!!!
Random sound effect: DUM DUM DUUUUMM!!
TO BE CONTINUED....