Chapter 7
All the duelists are sitting in the mess hall, gagging on their Yugioh flavored sandwiches. Yugi is the only one eating at the table since Ryou is unconscious, Joey is dazedly rocking back and forward and Téa who is recovering from the fall is only allowed liquids.
Yugi: Eeerr, these sandwiches are disgusting!
Téa: (drinking her sandwich smoothie.) Hey! This swirly straw is fun!
Joey: I....lost. I....lost.
Yugi: Errm okay........any way, I wonder who's going to duel next. I bet it's gonna be me!
Cheerleader1: (yelling from other table.) I bet your gonna really suck at it!!! (Pegs Millenium Ring at him.)
Yugi ducks and it hits Ryou, making him even more unconscious
Claire: You idiot! We needed that!
Cheerleader1: Dammit.
Téa: don't listen to them Yugi, I know you'll do great!
Yugi punches Téa in bandaged face, causing her to have a nose bleed. Suddenly Ryou begins to writhe and light up.
Yami: Umm, is he supposed to be doing that?
Bakura: FOOD! (Leaps onto tea and starts licking the blood off her face)
Yugi: (laughing.) Aww, that's disgusting! He's drinking nose blood!
Suddenly there is a clatter of chairs from the opposite table; Claire and Cheerleader 2 run up, looking very hungry.
Yugi: Umm, Téa I think you should stop bleeding now!
Téa: Okay! (Stops bleeding.)
Yami: How on earth did you do that?
Claire: (horribly disappointed.) Aww, stupid Téa!
Bakura: I agree!
Claire: Hmmm, you'll do! (Leaps onto Bakura and sinks her pointy fangs into his neck.)
Bakura: Aarrrrrr!!!!!! What the hell!?
Yami: I'm not allowed to swear but their allowed to eat each other? That sucks!
Cheerleader 2: Errr, hurry up! I need to wash the horrible taste of sandwiches out of my mouth!
Suddenly, Joey gets a weird look in his eye and jumps up and punches Claire, causing her to fall off Bakura.
Claire: Hey! I was eating that!
Yugi: Joey! How dare you punch a girl other than Téa!
Joey: (eyes going red.) Be quiet you stupid midget.
Bakura: (attempting to drink his own blood.) Oh, so tempting!
Yugi: Hey! That was cruel.
Joey: (turning back to Claire.) No one bites my Bakura but me!
Yugi: Ewwww! You like Bakura?! That is so sick Joey!
Bakura: Ummm, I'm rather confused.
Claire: He belongs to me now!
Claire and Joey start fighting.
Yugi: (singing and doing stupid dance.) Joey likes bakura!!!
Bakura: Eww, Joey, that's sick!
Cheerleader 2: Like you can talk.
Yugi: (being slightly amused at Joey being bitten.) Wait a sec, Joey fights like a girl.......that's not Joey!!!!!
Yami: You only just figured that out? Jeez, you are an idiot.
Yugi: Hey, its not my fault I have so many adventures that I only go to school once a year!
Bakura: cough Dumbass
Téa: Guys! Joey needs our help!!
Bakura: (punches Téa.)
Cheerleader2: (hallucinating from lack of blood, staring at Joey's eyes.) HIS EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
Leaps at Joey, and starts trying to lick his eyeballs.
Joey: Erghh!! This is too gross, I'm outta here!!!!
Joey falls over and the redness disappears from his eyes to the Cheerleader's disappointment.
Joey: (trying to see through layer of saliva.) Okay, that was weird.
Yugi: Only the lowest type of scum would try to pull off a trick like this!!
Yami: (sarcastically.) I wonder who that could be ?
Yugi: Duke Devlin!!!
Yami: No you retard! Its Marik, obviously!
Yugi: Hmm, that actually does make sense with the possessing and all....
Bakura: (choking with relief)
Joey: What's up with you?
Bakura: You have no idea how relived I am that you don't like me.
Joey: (slightly disappointed.) Oh, yeah....heh
Yugi: Well there's obviously only one place he's sure to be.
Characters arrive in the beauty quarters of the dueling center and surly enough, Marik is having his daily manicure
Claire: (who had just happened to be following them.) How dare you come between me and my prey!!!
Marik: Oh, please. The vampire look is so eighteenth century.
Claire: YOUR GONNA DIE NOW!!!!!! (Begins pulling out tufts of platinum blonde hair)
Marik fights back using his newly sharpened nails
Joey: Yeah!! Cat fight!
Bakura: Wow, people are fighting over me! I feel wanted in a non criminal way!!
Yugi: You do know that one of them is fighting for your blood.
Bakura: Well it is very tasty. (begins to stare hungrily at his own wrists)
Meanwhile, Claire is trying to shove Marik's head in a nearby blender
Marik: No! I'm too fashionable to die!
Claire: Are you kidding? What's with the pink midriff?!
Marik: Lavender!!
Joey: Wait!!! I have an idea!!!!
Joey picks up a random pikachu that is passing by and crams it into the blender
Pikachu: PIIIKKKAAAA!!!!!!
Blood spatters all over marik's face and the blades get jammed.
Yami: Joey!! What the hell did you do that for!!!
Joey: What? I was saving Marik from his death!
Yugi: Aww, I wanted to see Marik get blended.
Receptionist: (randomly appearing.) Actually, he wouldn't be dead, just sent to the shadow realm. See how the blades shine yellow?
Yami: Stupid American censors!!!
Marik: (silently horrified by being covered in pikachu blood)
Bakura: (hyperventilating.) Pleasure overload!!!!!!!!
Marik: Oh god....(bolts for the door, closely pursued by Bakura.)
Claire: Dammit! I'm still hungry!
Loudspeaker: Attention all duelists!! Please make your way to the rabid monkey room to determine the next two competitors!!! And the Krispy Kremes are still on sale!
Joey: Hazzah!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED..........
All the duelists are sitting in the mess hall, gagging on their Yugioh flavored sandwiches. Yugi is the only one eating at the table since Ryou is unconscious, Joey is dazedly rocking back and forward and Téa who is recovering from the fall is only allowed liquids.
Yugi: Eeerr, these sandwiches are disgusting!
Téa: (drinking her sandwich smoothie.) Hey! This swirly straw is fun!
Joey: I....lost. I....lost.
Yugi: Errm okay........any way, I wonder who's going to duel next. I bet it's gonna be me!
Cheerleader1: (yelling from other table.) I bet your gonna really suck at it!!! (Pegs Millenium Ring at him.)
Yugi ducks and it hits Ryou, making him even more unconscious
Claire: You idiot! We needed that!
Cheerleader1: Dammit.
Téa: don't listen to them Yugi, I know you'll do great!
Yugi punches Téa in bandaged face, causing her to have a nose bleed. Suddenly Ryou begins to writhe and light up.
Yami: Umm, is he supposed to be doing that?
Bakura: FOOD! (Leaps onto tea and starts licking the blood off her face)
Yugi: (laughing.) Aww, that's disgusting! He's drinking nose blood!
Suddenly there is a clatter of chairs from the opposite table; Claire and Cheerleader 2 run up, looking very hungry.
Yugi: Umm, Téa I think you should stop bleeding now!
Téa: Okay! (Stops bleeding.)
Yami: How on earth did you do that?
Claire: (horribly disappointed.) Aww, stupid Téa!
Bakura: I agree!
Claire: Hmmm, you'll do! (Leaps onto Bakura and sinks her pointy fangs into his neck.)
Bakura: Aarrrrrr!!!!!! What the hell!?
Yami: I'm not allowed to swear but their allowed to eat each other? That sucks!
Cheerleader 2: Errr, hurry up! I need to wash the horrible taste of sandwiches out of my mouth!
Suddenly, Joey gets a weird look in his eye and jumps up and punches Claire, causing her to fall off Bakura.
Claire: Hey! I was eating that!
Yugi: Joey! How dare you punch a girl other than Téa!
Joey: (eyes going red.) Be quiet you stupid midget.
Bakura: (attempting to drink his own blood.) Oh, so tempting!
Yugi: Hey! That was cruel.
Joey: (turning back to Claire.) No one bites my Bakura but me!
Yugi: Ewwww! You like Bakura?! That is so sick Joey!
Bakura: Ummm, I'm rather confused.
Claire: He belongs to me now!
Claire and Joey start fighting.
Yugi: (singing and doing stupid dance.) Joey likes bakura!!!
Bakura: Eww, Joey, that's sick!
Cheerleader 2: Like you can talk.
Yugi: (being slightly amused at Joey being bitten.) Wait a sec, Joey fights like a girl.......that's not Joey!!!!!
Yami: You only just figured that out? Jeez, you are an idiot.
Yugi: Hey, its not my fault I have so many adventures that I only go to school once a year!
Bakura: cough Dumbass
Téa: Guys! Joey needs our help!!
Bakura: (punches Téa.)
Cheerleader2: (hallucinating from lack of blood, staring at Joey's eyes.) HIS EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
Leaps at Joey, and starts trying to lick his eyeballs.
Joey: Erghh!! This is too gross, I'm outta here!!!!
Joey falls over and the redness disappears from his eyes to the Cheerleader's disappointment.
Joey: (trying to see through layer of saliva.) Okay, that was weird.
Yugi: Only the lowest type of scum would try to pull off a trick like this!!
Yami: (sarcastically.) I wonder who that could be ?
Yugi: Duke Devlin!!!
Yami: No you retard! Its Marik, obviously!
Yugi: Hmm, that actually does make sense with the possessing and all....
Bakura: (choking with relief)
Joey: What's up with you?
Bakura: You have no idea how relived I am that you don't like me.
Joey: (slightly disappointed.) Oh, yeah....heh
Yugi: Well there's obviously only one place he's sure to be.
Characters arrive in the beauty quarters of the dueling center and surly enough, Marik is having his daily manicure
Claire: (who had just happened to be following them.) How dare you come between me and my prey!!!
Marik: Oh, please. The vampire look is so eighteenth century.
Claire: YOUR GONNA DIE NOW!!!!!! (Begins pulling out tufts of platinum blonde hair)
Marik fights back using his newly sharpened nails
Joey: Yeah!! Cat fight!
Bakura: Wow, people are fighting over me! I feel wanted in a non criminal way!!
Yugi: You do know that one of them is fighting for your blood.
Bakura: Well it is very tasty. (begins to stare hungrily at his own wrists)
Meanwhile, Claire is trying to shove Marik's head in a nearby blender
Marik: No! I'm too fashionable to die!
Claire: Are you kidding? What's with the pink midriff?!
Marik: Lavender!!
Joey: Wait!!! I have an idea!!!!
Joey picks up a random pikachu that is passing by and crams it into the blender
Pikachu: PIIIKKKAAAA!!!!!!
Blood spatters all over marik's face and the blades get jammed.
Yami: Joey!! What the hell did you do that for!!!
Joey: What? I was saving Marik from his death!
Yugi: Aww, I wanted to see Marik get blended.
Receptionist: (randomly appearing.) Actually, he wouldn't be dead, just sent to the shadow realm. See how the blades shine yellow?
Yami: Stupid American censors!!!
Marik: (silently horrified by being covered in pikachu blood)
Bakura: (hyperventilating.) Pleasure overload!!!!!!!!
Marik: Oh god....(bolts for the door, closely pursued by Bakura.)
Claire: Dammit! I'm still hungry!
Loudspeaker: Attention all duelists!! Please make your way to the rabid monkey room to determine the next two competitors!!! And the Krispy Kremes are still on sale!
Joey: Hazzah!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED..........