Chapter 8
Yugi, Joey and tea ( who somehow managed to drag herself there with two broken legs) are seated in fluffy pink chairs In the rabid monkey room with the other competitors, waiting impatiently.
Yugi: where the hell is that stupid monkey, we've been waiting here for two bloody hours!!!
Joey: and after all the trouble I went through to get some rabid monkey repellent
Tea: hey! Where's Bakura? I hope he's not in any trouble!
Yugi: silence!! Sprays pepper spray in tea's face
Tea: with extremely bloodshot eyes. wow, tingly
Joey: who, cares about that freak?! Last night I caught him trying to eat my foot!
Loudspeaker: attention, we apologize for the long wait as we have suspicions that the monkey has anthrax, but it seems alright now so it is being set loose.
Nervous glances from around the room.
Marik: just walking in the door. Phew, I think I've finally lost him...ahhhh!!! Monkey leaps on him. Ow! Its biting my face!!!
Bakura: stumbling in door after him. Ah! Here you are, what the hell is that?
Suddenly the monkey lunges at Bakura
Bakura: no! I'm allergic to stupid shorts!!! Goes into massive coughing fit, sending the monkey flying
Bakura coughs up a piece of Mokuba
Monkey: ah!! ah ahh!!! starts Biting it
Yugi: ewww, I wish I didn't see that
Loudspeaker: the duelists for this match will be no.16 and no.8
Joey: who's number 8?
Loudspeaker: Mokuba Kaiba
Yugi: how on earth is that possible?
Loudspeaker: just shut up and go to the arena, midget.
Yugi: how rude
The characters are now standing around the arena.
Joey: so how the hell is Mokuba going to duel if he's bloody dead!?
Bakura: licking his lips. Bloody indeed.
Receptionist: Marik, will you do the honors?
Marik: no #$%!! Way!!!
Receptionist: waves threatening con-air quick hair braiding kit.
Marik: errr, I should have stayed in my desolate hole in the ground
Marik hesitantly shoves his hand down Bakura's throat, causing him to ermm, empty his stomach.
Joey: gross! What on earth have you been eating!!?
Tea: found my keys!
Receptionist: could someone put a duel disc on that thing?
Yugi: um, can anyone see a piece of arm?
Marik: lets just say I'm the winner then we can go!
Receptionist: no. now shut up and duel!
Vomit: remains motionless.
Yugi: umm, I think Marik should go first.
Marik: err, um, okay........go.. card
Yami: don't tell me you don't know how to duel.
Marik: possessing people is really quite time absorbing you know!
Joey: well do something!!!
Marik: starts applying eyeliner.
yugi: staring at vomit and prissy Egyptian. This must be the most boring duel I have ever seen
Bakura: using all his will power to refrain from eating his own bloody vomit
receptionist: Marik! Use your turn !! uses whip Marik: ow!! Fine I'll use.......flicks out a card and squints at it. The great dragon of rah. Oh yay, he matches my jewelry.
Dramatic flashes all over the stadium and a giant dragon appears
Everyone: gasp!!!!!!
Marik: yawn
Suddenly the vomit's deck falls over and the five cards of exodia the forbidden land face up.
Everyone: DOUBLE GASP!!!!!!!!!
Exodia appears and destroys the expensive lizard and all Marik's life points
Marik: WHAT!!!?
Receptionist: the winner is Mokuba!
Joey: HAH! Marik lost to a pile of vomit! Gets smacked it the head with millenium rod. Ow
Receptionist: Mokuba may pick a card from Marik's deck
Yugi: staring at vomit. Its kinda in the shape of the great dragon of rah.....hand it over Marik
Marik: NO!! runs over to vomit and starts smearing it around. See? It looks like 'salamander of crappy attack force'
Yami: okay, fine! Just stop molding the vomit for god sakes!
Marik: realizes Bakura is staring at him strangely. Stay away from me!!! Tosses the card at Mokuba and makes a dash for the lift.
Bakura: c'mon! I wont bite you this time!! Chases after him.
TO BE CONTINUED.........(well obviously)
Yugi, Joey and tea ( who somehow managed to drag herself there with two broken legs) are seated in fluffy pink chairs In the rabid monkey room with the other competitors, waiting impatiently.
Yugi: where the hell is that stupid monkey, we've been waiting here for two bloody hours!!!
Joey: and after all the trouble I went through to get some rabid monkey repellent
Tea: hey! Where's Bakura? I hope he's not in any trouble!
Yugi: silence!! Sprays pepper spray in tea's face
Tea: with extremely bloodshot eyes. wow, tingly
Joey: who, cares about that freak?! Last night I caught him trying to eat my foot!
Loudspeaker: attention, we apologize for the long wait as we have suspicions that the monkey has anthrax, but it seems alright now so it is being set loose.
Nervous glances from around the room.
Marik: just walking in the door. Phew, I think I've finally lost him...ahhhh!!! Monkey leaps on him. Ow! Its biting my face!!!
Bakura: stumbling in door after him. Ah! Here you are, what the hell is that?
Suddenly the monkey lunges at Bakura
Bakura: no! I'm allergic to stupid shorts!!! Goes into massive coughing fit, sending the monkey flying
Bakura coughs up a piece of Mokuba
Monkey: ah!! ah ahh!!! starts Biting it
Yugi: ewww, I wish I didn't see that
Loudspeaker: the duelists for this match will be no.16 and no.8
Joey: who's number 8?
Loudspeaker: Mokuba Kaiba
Yugi: how on earth is that possible?
Loudspeaker: just shut up and go to the arena, midget.
Yugi: how rude
The characters are now standing around the arena.
Joey: so how the hell is Mokuba going to duel if he's bloody dead!?
Bakura: licking his lips. Bloody indeed.
Receptionist: Marik, will you do the honors?
Marik: no #$%!! Way!!!
Receptionist: waves threatening con-air quick hair braiding kit.
Marik: errr, I should have stayed in my desolate hole in the ground
Marik hesitantly shoves his hand down Bakura's throat, causing him to ermm, empty his stomach.
Joey: gross! What on earth have you been eating!!?
Tea: found my keys!
Receptionist: could someone put a duel disc on that thing?
Yugi: um, can anyone see a piece of arm?
Marik: lets just say I'm the winner then we can go!
Receptionist: no. now shut up and duel!
Vomit: remains motionless.
Yugi: umm, I think Marik should go first.
Marik: err, um, okay........go.. card
Yami: don't tell me you don't know how to duel.
Marik: possessing people is really quite time absorbing you know!
Joey: well do something!!!
Marik: starts applying eyeliner.
yugi: staring at vomit and prissy Egyptian. This must be the most boring duel I have ever seen
Bakura: using all his will power to refrain from eating his own bloody vomit
receptionist: Marik! Use your turn !! uses whip Marik: ow!! Fine I'll use.......flicks out a card and squints at it. The great dragon of rah. Oh yay, he matches my jewelry.
Dramatic flashes all over the stadium and a giant dragon appears
Everyone: gasp!!!!!!
Marik: yawn
Suddenly the vomit's deck falls over and the five cards of exodia the forbidden land face up.
Everyone: DOUBLE GASP!!!!!!!!!
Exodia appears and destroys the expensive lizard and all Marik's life points
Marik: WHAT!!!?
Receptionist: the winner is Mokuba!
Joey: HAH! Marik lost to a pile of vomit! Gets smacked it the head with millenium rod. Ow
Receptionist: Mokuba may pick a card from Marik's deck
Yugi: staring at vomit. Its kinda in the shape of the great dragon of rah.....hand it over Marik
Marik: NO!! runs over to vomit and starts smearing it around. See? It looks like 'salamander of crappy attack force'
Yami: okay, fine! Just stop molding the vomit for god sakes!
Marik: realizes Bakura is staring at him strangely. Stay away from me!!! Tosses the card at Mokuba and makes a dash for the lift.
Bakura: c'mon! I wont bite you this time!! Chases after him.
TO BE CONTINUED.........(well obviously)