Chapter 9
All the duelists are sleeping unpeacefully in their pink beds, having nightmares about the duel from the previous day, except for bakura, who is trying to eat marik's hair while he sleeps.
Tea: waking up. Wow, I could really go for a glass of water right now! Raises her hands but realizes no one is awake to punch her.
Tea is of course too stupid to remember what a tap looks like so instead searches through everyone's bags like the annoying, nosey rhinoceros she is.
Tea: rummaging through the horrors within bakura's backpack. Hmm, this looks liquidy! Pulls out suspicious looking bottle and retardedly skulls it.
Obviously it was not water and tea falls over, apparently having some sort of fit.
Joey: waking up. Could someone shut that creature up!?
Yugi: it's bakura's turn.
Joey: bakura!!
Bakura: still doing weird stuff elsewhere
Yugi: sulking. I have to do everything round here.
He drags tea into the hallway, assuming the fit as normal tea behavior.
Joey: I can still hear her evil banshee cries.
Yugi: fine, then come and help me drag her outside. Joey: cant we just end her pain? Its too cold.
Yugi: sorry, I used up all my bullets by making ryou dance.
After a lot of pulling, sliding and hallucinating (from tea), they finally manage to get her outside.
Joey: can we go to sleep now?
Tea: heheheheheheheheh!!! The stars are melting!!
Tea's mad ranting is interrupted by a loud crash as an ugly pink supre sign falls to the ground in flames.
Joey: eeek!!!! Squeals like a girl
Tea: gasp! the sign is expressing itself!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi and Joey run up to the source of the chaos where cheerleader2 and Claire are watching in amusement at cheerleader1 setting things alight such as lawn ornaments and unimportant characters.
Cheerleader1: hazzah! Flames!!!
Claire: I agree
Yugi: hey, stop lighting stuff on fire!!
Cheerleader1: why?
Yugi: because it's the right thing to do!!
Cheerleader1: no, this is!! Lights yugi's hair on hair on fire
Yugi: no!!! my defense mechanism!!!!!!!!!
Joey: I'll save you! pushes yugi over and starts stomping on his head
Bakura: holding empty bottle and looking quite angry. hey! Who's been going through my stuff!!?
Tea: flames are our friends!! Tra-la la la la la (Smurfs tune)
Bakura: stupid supre slut!!! That cost me all of ryou's pocket money!!!! Starts repeatedly kicking her.
Claire: YOU!
Bakura: (notices Claire) gyahh!!!!!! (falls over backwards in pure terror)
Tea: you must learn to embrace the truth! The truuuuuutthh!!!!!
Cheerleader2: (noticing bakura's bling bling) wait a sec! You have my supposed tyrant gift! (glares at cheerleader1)
Bakura: no! my pretty ring!!!!!! (clutches millenium item as if it were Marik)
Marik: (elsewhere) errr, I think my rib is broken.
Cheerleader2: GIMME! (starts tugging on the ring)
Bakura: NO! 'tis mine!!!!!!
Cheerleader2: tis'nt!!!!!
Bakura: 'tis!
Cheerleader2: tis'nt!!!
Bakura: 'tis!!! Cheerleader1: what now?
Tea: Shakespearean theatre is alive in us all!
Cheerleader1: (flicks lighter open) get the rhinoceros!
Bakura: (under cheerleader2 who is strangling him) I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Cheerleader1: (hesitates)
Bakura: but I'm not, so go ahead!
Noise of flame hitting tea: KABOOOOM!!!!!!!! (scratchy footage of massive mushroom cloud)
Everyone stands around stunned with soot on their faces
Yugi: how on earth did we survive that!?
Yami: I guess it was a comical explosion or something.
Joey: I didn't think it was very funny.
Cheerleader1: are you kidding!? Flames are hilarious!!!!!!!!
Yugi: eerm, okaay........
Cheerleader2: (suddenly snatches millenium ring from a very distracted Bakura ) hazzah! Victory!!!!!!!!
Bakura: (starting to light up) noooooooo!! I haven't had my hourly dosage of blood yet!!!!! (turns back into the pathetic whimpering waste of oxygen named Ryou)
Ryou: (dazed) what? What's going on?! I'm frightened!!
Joey: SHUT UP RYOU!!
yugi: why on earth do you want that thing anyway? Who knows where its been?
Cheerleader2: (stops hugging it) because I am going to collect all millenium items and become ruler of the world!!!!
Yami: oh, how original.
Cheerleader2: all will fear my name!!!
Joey: hrmm, cheerleader2 doesn't exactly strike fear into my heart.
Cheerleader2: what on earth are you talking about?! I am the great BRIAN MOLKO!!!!!!!!!
Yami: wait a sec, we're meant to be overthrowing you or something .
Yugi: gasp YOU SLAUGHTERED DARK MAGICIAN CAT!!!!
Joey: what!!? You're a guy!!!!?
Ryou: no way! I..... , oh god. (face goes green)
Brian: ha! This calls for a song! I WAS HANGING FROM A TREE, UNACCUSTOMED TO SUCH VIOLENCE, JESUS LOOKIN' DOWN ON ME, I WAS PREPARED FOR ONE BIG SILENCE!!!!!!!
Claire & cheerleader1: HAIL!!! (both salute, causing cheerleader1 to burn her face with the lighter still in her hand)
Yugi: what on earth is he doing!? It sounds awful!!! Joey: (hands over his ears) aaahhhh! My brain is exploding!!!
Tea: she's good, but she's no saddle club.
Yugi: it's a guy you #!% idiot!!! And why are you still alive!!?
Ryou: (vomiting uncontrollably)
Cheerleader1: (rubbing forehead) ouches. Being tactless has its disadvantages.
Yugi: well lets duel!!!
Brian: are you kidding?! Its way too early to be dueling the main bad guy isn't it?!
Joey: I know how to settle this! Karaoke party!!!!
Claire: what the hell?
Joey: or a game of truth or dare!!! or a sleepover !!!!
Yami: enough with the cliché fan fiction!!!
Ryou: (in between heaves) yeah, I'm sick of being beaten by my yami then committing suicide
Joey: best stage performance of the lion king!!?
Yugi: fine. Then shall I mention a little something called Joey x kaiba?
Joey: I'll be good.
Yugi: anyway, as I was saying.............(turns around to find garden empty, excluding the burning corpses.) DAMMIT!!!
Yami: I don't blame him.
Joey: stupid Ryou
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!............
p.s. to drew the master: fortunately I'm already burning in hell with stationary in my eyes
All the duelists are sleeping unpeacefully in their pink beds, having nightmares about the duel from the previous day, except for bakura, who is trying to eat marik's hair while he sleeps.
Tea: waking up. Wow, I could really go for a glass of water right now! Raises her hands but realizes no one is awake to punch her.
Tea is of course too stupid to remember what a tap looks like so instead searches through everyone's bags like the annoying, nosey rhinoceros she is.
Tea: rummaging through the horrors within bakura's backpack. Hmm, this looks liquidy! Pulls out suspicious looking bottle and retardedly skulls it.
Obviously it was not water and tea falls over, apparently having some sort of fit.
Joey: waking up. Could someone shut that creature up!?
Yugi: it's bakura's turn.
Joey: bakura!!
Bakura: still doing weird stuff elsewhere
Yugi: sulking. I have to do everything round here.
He drags tea into the hallway, assuming the fit as normal tea behavior.
Joey: I can still hear her evil banshee cries.
Yugi: fine, then come and help me drag her outside. Joey: cant we just end her pain? Its too cold.
Yugi: sorry, I used up all my bullets by making ryou dance.
After a lot of pulling, sliding and hallucinating (from tea), they finally manage to get her outside.
Joey: can we go to sleep now?
Tea: heheheheheheheheh!!! The stars are melting!!
Tea's mad ranting is interrupted by a loud crash as an ugly pink supre sign falls to the ground in flames.
Joey: eeek!!!! Squeals like a girl
Tea: gasp! the sign is expressing itself!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi and Joey run up to the source of the chaos where cheerleader2 and Claire are watching in amusement at cheerleader1 setting things alight such as lawn ornaments and unimportant characters.
Cheerleader1: hazzah! Flames!!!
Claire: I agree
Yugi: hey, stop lighting stuff on fire!!
Cheerleader1: why?
Yugi: because it's the right thing to do!!
Cheerleader1: no, this is!! Lights yugi's hair on hair on fire
Yugi: no!!! my defense mechanism!!!!!!!!!
Joey: I'll save you! pushes yugi over and starts stomping on his head
Bakura: holding empty bottle and looking quite angry. hey! Who's been going through my stuff!!?
Tea: flames are our friends!! Tra-la la la la la (Smurfs tune)
Bakura: stupid supre slut!!! That cost me all of ryou's pocket money!!!! Starts repeatedly kicking her.
Claire: YOU!
Bakura: (notices Claire) gyahh!!!!!! (falls over backwards in pure terror)
Tea: you must learn to embrace the truth! The truuuuuutthh!!!!!
Cheerleader2: (noticing bakura's bling bling) wait a sec! You have my supposed tyrant gift! (glares at cheerleader1)
Bakura: no! my pretty ring!!!!!! (clutches millenium item as if it were Marik)
Marik: (elsewhere) errr, I think my rib is broken.
Cheerleader2: GIMME! (starts tugging on the ring)
Bakura: NO! 'tis mine!!!!!!
Cheerleader2: tis'nt!!!!!
Bakura: 'tis!
Cheerleader2: tis'nt!!!
Bakura: 'tis!!! Cheerleader1: what now?
Tea: Shakespearean theatre is alive in us all!
Cheerleader1: (flicks lighter open) get the rhinoceros!
Bakura: (under cheerleader2 who is strangling him) I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Cheerleader1: (hesitates)
Bakura: but I'm not, so go ahead!
Noise of flame hitting tea: KABOOOOM!!!!!!!! (scratchy footage of massive mushroom cloud)
Everyone stands around stunned with soot on their faces
Yugi: how on earth did we survive that!?
Yami: I guess it was a comical explosion or something.
Joey: I didn't think it was very funny.
Cheerleader1: are you kidding!? Flames are hilarious!!!!!!!!
Yugi: eerm, okaay........
Cheerleader2: (suddenly snatches millenium ring from a very distracted Bakura ) hazzah! Victory!!!!!!!!
Bakura: (starting to light up) noooooooo!! I haven't had my hourly dosage of blood yet!!!!! (turns back into the pathetic whimpering waste of oxygen named Ryou)
Ryou: (dazed) what? What's going on?! I'm frightened!!
Joey: SHUT UP RYOU!!
yugi: why on earth do you want that thing anyway? Who knows where its been?
Cheerleader2: (stops hugging it) because I am going to collect all millenium items and become ruler of the world!!!!
Yami: oh, how original.
Cheerleader2: all will fear my name!!!
Joey: hrmm, cheerleader2 doesn't exactly strike fear into my heart.
Cheerleader2: what on earth are you talking about?! I am the great BRIAN MOLKO!!!!!!!!!
Yami: wait a sec, we're meant to be overthrowing you or something .
Yugi: gasp YOU SLAUGHTERED DARK MAGICIAN CAT!!!!
Joey: what!!? You're a guy!!!!?
Ryou: no way! I..... , oh god. (face goes green)
Brian: ha! This calls for a song! I WAS HANGING FROM A TREE, UNACCUSTOMED TO SUCH VIOLENCE, JESUS LOOKIN' DOWN ON ME, I WAS PREPARED FOR ONE BIG SILENCE!!!!!!!
Claire & cheerleader1: HAIL!!! (both salute, causing cheerleader1 to burn her face with the lighter still in her hand)
Yugi: what on earth is he doing!? It sounds awful!!! Joey: (hands over his ears) aaahhhh! My brain is exploding!!!
Tea: she's good, but she's no saddle club.
Yugi: it's a guy you #!% idiot!!! And why are you still alive!!?
Ryou: (vomiting uncontrollably)
Cheerleader1: (rubbing forehead) ouches. Being tactless has its disadvantages.
Yugi: well lets duel!!!
Brian: are you kidding?! Its way too early to be dueling the main bad guy isn't it?!
Joey: I know how to settle this! Karaoke party!!!!
Claire: what the hell?
Joey: or a game of truth or dare!!! or a sleepover !!!!
Yami: enough with the cliché fan fiction!!!
Ryou: (in between heaves) yeah, I'm sick of being beaten by my yami then committing suicide
Joey: best stage performance of the lion king!!?
Yugi: fine. Then shall I mention a little something called Joey x kaiba?
Joey: I'll be good.
Yugi: anyway, as I was saying.............(turns around to find garden empty, excluding the burning corpses.) DAMMIT!!!
Yami: I don't blame him.
Joey: stupid Ryou
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!............
p.s. to drew the master: fortunately I'm already burning in hell with stationary in my eyes