Sephira: Owww… @__X

Joey: What's up with her?

Kaiba: I dunno.

Joey: -_- I'm not talking to you.

Kaiba: Then who?

Joey: Yume.

Sephira: X____@ … I'll explain later. Disclaimer, pls.?

Disclaimer: I do not own –

Sephira: OK, who's the one whose doing this fic?

Disclaimer: Errr… you?

Sephira: So you will say "Sephira doesn't own…" something like that.

Disclaimer: OK… Sephira doesn't own YGO or any parks. Also, no real people are harmed in this fic… more like only tortured by Sephira's very annoying attitude.

The Tobogan Park Special

(though I didn't put any special signs 'cause I'm so tired)

((Still on the same boring room… it smells!!))

Sephira: What's with this damn mouse anyway???!! Grrrr… *moving the mouse very violently* Ah, there it goes.

Hamtaro: Errr… Sephira? Aren't we supposed to go now?

Sephira: Oh yeah. I forget about that. See ya.

*a big warp hole appears*

Hamtaro: See ya guys! See ya Yami Marik!! *steps inside the warp hole* *ham ham gang follows*

Yami Marik: See you, Hamtaro!! *waves*

Joey: Let's check out what's on the TV. *opens the TV*

TV: *commercial*

Guy on the TV: Hello there folks! Do you have a talent that wasn't yet discovered? Something like… dancing?

Yami Marik/Tea: Yes.

Guy on the TV: Well, good thing you tuned in to this commercial because… we are auditioning for people with dancing talents to dance the famous ham ham dance!!

Yami Marik/Tea: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh…

Guy on the TV: If you want to audition, look at the details being scrolled below! If you win, you'll be rich, and be famous!!

Yami Marik/Tea: *writing down the details*

Guy on the TV: See ya at the audition! *disappears*

Sephira: -_- I bet Duo already went. But maybe not.

Tea: Sephira, can we please go to the audition?

Yami Marik: Please?

Sephira: No. We're going some place else. We're going to have soooooo much fun!!! *bouncing*

Yami: Where are we going?

Sephira: In Tobogan Park!! It has cool rides! We went there yesterday.

Joey: What are the rides? Does it have a roller coaster or something?

Sephira: Nope, but when we arrive there, you'll know what other rides are!!! We're going to Tobogan Park!!

Everybody else: ^_______________________^ Yay!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: Are we going now?

Sephira: Yup! And speaking of you, Mokuba, you were really cool in that episode yesterday!!!!

Mokuba: Thanks.

Sephira: And there was also Chibi Kaiba! AHAHAHAHA!! But it was kinda cute.

Kaiba: ___ I am not an "it"!

Sephira: There is also Chibi Mokuba!!! So KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =^________^=

Mokuba: ^____________________________^

Sephira: I also remembered this episode when Yami and Tea *snicker* went in a date. Yami was pouting!!!! *laughing* But he was also kinda cute!

Joey: I've got a strange feeling that you are liking Yami.

Sephira: No I don't. I like kawaii things! I like Yugi than Yami.

Peggy: Are we going now?

Miyu: You know what, I forgot about him.

Sephira: Yeah me too. Now let's go!!!!! *poofs everyone inside a bus*

Kaiba: Why did we take the bus? Can't you just poof us right to the park? Or are your authoress powers failing you? *snicker*

Sephira: Very funny, Kaibs.

Kaiba: ____ Never call me in that name!!

Sephira: Actually poofing to the park is a great idea. Here we go! *poofs everybody to the park*

Yugi/Mokuba: ^________^ Yay! We're here! *bouncing*

Kaiba: But we're still out of the park!

Sephira: We gotta get tickets.

Tristan: Who's going to pay for it?

Joey: Isn't it obvious? Kaiba will.

Kaiba: #####O________O##### WHAT???????????!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephira: Joey is right. You will.

Kaiba: Why me?!!

Sephira: Because I don't have enough money. And I'm too dizzy to get money from my mum's ATM. I can still feel that feeling when I was still in the water slide… @_____@ My head hurts! Don't worry I'll pay you back.

Kaiba: When?!

Sephira: When I FEEL like it… (A/N: I got this from Mr. Hahn and Rob Bourdon from Linkin Park. This was one of my fave quotes. But not actually the real one. Mr. Hahn borrowed 250 bucks from Rob and he'll pay back when he feels he wants to… He's very evil)

Kaiba: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *face falls* Awww… alrighto then… *proceeds to the counter*

Sephira: Hehe…

Joey: I know I hate Kaiba, but that was pure evil.

Yami: I second that.

Sephira: Whatever. Let's go. *follows Kaiba to the line*

Everybody else: *follows*

Ticket guy: *putting some kind of wrist bands on their wrists*

Yami Bakura: What's this?

Bakura: Maybe it's a pass for all the rides.

Yugi: Cooooolll! Unlimited rides!!

Mokuba: And we've got to ride all the day!!

Yugi/Bakura: ^____________________________^ YAY!! *bouncing again*

Yami: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Marik: Awww… is the wittle phawoah afwaid of rides?

Yami: __ I'm not little!

Sephira: I kinda agree with the little part. You're like, 7 centimeters smaller than me. But Yami is not afraid of rides.

Yami: Thank you for all your support, Sephira.

Sephira: Until he gets there. *snicker*

Marik: *snicker*

Yami: O___O;;;;;;;;;;; Uh-oh…

Yami Marik: I wish Hamtaro was here.

Yami Bakura: What are you, having a crush on that stupid hamster?

Yami Marik: I don't have a crush on Hamtaro!! He's my friend!!!!

Yami Bakura: You're obsessed, Yami Marik.

Sephira: By the way guys, if you were caught bending the rules of this park, they'll stamp out a hole from your wristbands and you'll have a warning. So you better be careful.

Duke: There are people hanging around here too.

Joey: Looks like they're from a high school.

Sephira: Nah. They aren't a threat. *ignores them* *looks back* O______O Uh-oh…

Yume: Why? What's wrong?

Sephira: … They're from Parade College…

Miyu: What's wrong about that anyway?

Sephira: Two of my guy classmates went in this school… and one of them is my rival/enemy!!!!!

Miyu/Yume: -_- Does it have to bother you?

Sephira: YES!!! I hate him so much I want to kill him. I don't want to reveal his name to all you people out there. *looks at computer screen* But I want to call him as JH. I better avoid this guy. If I see him, I'll kill him!! *races to a ride* *stops and goes back* Who wants to go to the water slide?

Joey: Sorry I'll try the Tobogan slide first.

Mokuba: Me too!!

Kaiba: I want to go to the mini-golf, but I can't let my little brother loose around the puppy.

Joey: _____ I am not a puppy!!! *poofs into a puppy* Grrrr… Puppy… *poofs back into a human*

Mai: I'll go with you. *grabs her towel and bathers*

Serenity: I want to be with my brother.

Tristan: I'll go to the Go-Kart! I'll race ya, Devlin!

Duke: You're on! *goes to the Go-Kart with Tristan*

Tea: I'll go with you to the water slide!

Peggy: I'm on to the mini-golf.

Vash: Why am I still here anyway? …Whatever, I'll go to the Tobogan slide.

Red: Water slide. Sorry, Joey.

Joey: It's OK.

Bakura: I'll love to be refreshed first in the water slide.

Marik: To the Tobogan slide! Whooooooooossshh!!! *runs to the T slide*

Sephira: -_-;;;; I think that's almost everybody, except for the Yamis. What are you after?

Yamis: Errr…

Sephira: *evil grin* Hey, girls, lets drag the Yamis to the water slide.

Mai/Tea/Red: Yeah! *evil grin*

Bakura: *blushing* I'm… not a girl…

Sephira: But you were 5000 years ago. (A/N: This is a true fact, Bakura fans. I'm sorry, but I was also surprised! If you don't believe me, go to www.janime.biz)

Mai/Tea/Red: *dragging the yamis to the water slide*

Sephira/Bakura: *follows*

~~~To the Mini-golf~~~

Peggy: *playing golf*

(A/N: Nothing really interesting about him.)

~~~At the Go-Kart~~~

Tristan: *riding a Go-Kart* I'm gonna beat you, Devlin, and Serenity will be mine!!

Duke: *riding a Go-Kart too* Fat chance, Taylor!

Traffic light: *green light*

People in the Go-Kart: *raced*

~~~Tobogan Slide~~~

Mokuba: *is in front of Joey who is in front of Kaiba* Our turn is nearly up!! Wheeeeeee!! *bouncing*

Joey: I bet this is so cooool…

Attendant guy: Errr… sir, kids like him should be accompanied by somebody older than him.

Mokuba: Awww…

Kaiba: You're not allowed in this ride, Mokuba! Let's go somewhere else.

Mokuba: Where?

Kaiba: To that one over there. *points to the Jungle Express*

Joey: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're going to take your lil' bro into some kind of a stupid ride???!! No way!!!

Kaiba: *coldly* Is he your brother?

Joey: No of course, but Mokuba can still go in the slide! Can't you just let him have some fun?!

Mokuba: *teary-eyed*

Joey: He's old enough, but he still needs to be accompanied. To my sis, it's OK because she can take care of herself. Besides, I want to let her have some fun! Being protective to your younger siblings is a good thing, but if you overdo it, you'll just hurt them! (A/N: ^__^ Cool speech from Joey!!)

Kaiba: You've got… a point.

Joey: C'mon Mokuba, I'll slide with you.

Mokuba: Thanks, Joey! *hops to a sled*

Joey: *hops with Mokuba* *to Kaiba* Well, see ya around, sucker.

The two of them: *being dragged by the cable to the top of the mountain*

Kaiba: …I haven't been a good big brother to Mokuba after all…

Serenity: Don't say those things. I think Mokuba really wants to ride with you, but as what my brother said, you were just being overprotective.

Kaiba: I… I guess you're right… Do you love your big brother that much?

Serenity: Of course I do. He's really nice to me. He took care of me and almost gave his life for me. Is there anything I could want with Joey here beside me? (A/N: Aaaaawwwww!!!)

Kaiba: *smiles* I guess he isn't really a bad person after all.

Serenity: *nods* You'll be great friends, only if you two weren't stubborn. *giggle*

Kaiba: *raises eyebrow while smiling* And what do you mean by that?

Serenity: Heehee… nothing! You'll know someday… Look, our turn is up!

(A/N: Ooooooooooooooo… Kaiba and Serenity!! O____O I'm not a bit in favor of this pairing, but it looks kawaii to me. I'm trying to put many pairings possible!)

~~~Water slide~~~

Yamis: *on top of the hill where the slide starts* *GULP*

Mai: Don't tell me you were never been in a slide before.

Sephira: Of course they don't. They haven't been in a kiddie slide. Not even in a swimming pool. *snicker*

Mai/Sephira: *laughing*

Red: Let's do the honors, shall we?

Tea: Alright then! Who wants to go first?

Yamis: *shook their heads*

Bakura: I reckon they are very afraid to something they never saw before.

Mai: *grinning evilly* Then we're going to persuade them on thinking that it's not scary in there…

Sephira: *grinning evilly* Even though it is SCARY in there…

Mai/Sephira: *laughing evilly*

Attendant girl: You put your mat on the edge… like this. *puts a mat on the sitting edge* Then you sit on it. But I'm not going to sit on it because I'm just here to help you out.

Voice: Hurry up, will ya?

Sephira: Excuse me, but we have a problem in here -- *looks at the guy who spoke* ~O_____O~ YOU!

JH: YOU!

Sephira: What are you doing here?!

JH: I was supposed to ask you that.

Sephira: Well maybe you should give me an answer to MY question.

JH: *ignores her* And why aren't you in your bathers? You're wearing a shirt and shorts like… *smirk* a tomboy.

Sephira: __ You don't care whether I am a tomboy or not!!! Of course, maybe your answer to my question is that you are scared of other rides and you rather stay here all day than going to the other rides 'coz you're a wimpy, wittle kid.

JH: I am not wimpy!! Maybe you ought to call that yourself since you can't even ride a sled like that one on the Tobogan slide.

Sephira: For your information, twit, I went to the Tobogan slide and rode in it 4 times. And I bet ya didn't.

JH: *blushes*

Sephira: *laughing* HA! I thought so…

Red: O____O;;;;;;; Whoa… rivalry!!

Mai: -_-;;;;;;; Kinda reminds me of Joey and Kaiba. Joey is JH and Kaiba is Sephira since she can pull a good insult.

Joey: *not even here* MAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Mai: O__O Oooppss.

Tea: Awww… guys, please don't be mad at each other! You two are friends!!

Sephira/JH: We are not friends, and stay out of this, friendship freaksterzoid who just wants the attention of all people in the world!!!!!!!!!

Tea: T__T Wwaaaahhhhh… No more friendship!! *runs of crying*

Sephira: *to JH* Now, we've got some score to settle…

JH: Yeah… *pushes Yami Marik out of the slide* I'm going to race ya down!

Sephira: You're on!!! *pushes Yami out of the slide too*

Sephira/JH: Ready, set… GO!!!!!!!!!!!! *raced down the slide*

Yami/Yami Marik: O___O;;;;; Good thing we didn't slide on the water slide yet… Phew!

Red: You are really lucky.

Bakura: What's up with those two anyway?

Yume: *came* Let me tell you, Bakura.

Mai: Hey, Yume.

Yume: When Sephira migrated from the Philippines to here, Australia, she needed to continue her grade 6 in a primary school. When it was her first day at school, she met her classmates. JH is one of her classmates. The rivalry isn't up from the start. But it went when her classmates thought that Sephira likes JH, but she doesn't. So she became really angry to him.

Mai: But that barely gives any point.

Yume: Another thing is… JH always humiliate Sephira in front of people, so she is so angry to this guy. But they have one thing in a common… they both love Linkin Park.

Red/Mai/Bakura: OH…

Bakura: And they're both stubborn too, I suppose.

Red/Mai/Yume/Yamis: *nods* We agree with that.

~~~Go-Kart~~~

Duke: *on the lead* Ha! I bet you don't know how to ride a Go-Kart, Taylor!

Tristan: Then ask yourself why I could ride one now! *now on the lead*

Duke: Grrr… *racing towards him*

~~~Tobogan Slide~~~

Mokuba: We're nearly there, Joey!

Joey: Yeah! When we get to the top, we'll slide to the bottom of the mountain. But we need to control our speed with this lever.

Mokuba: Oh… will you help me?

Joey: Of course I will!

Mokuba: Thanks, Joey! …Hey, look! Aren't those kangaroos? *points*

Joey: I think so. I never saw one. *looks at the other side* O__OUUUUU

Mokuba: Why? Is something wrong?

Joey: There is something wrong, alright… *points*

Mokuba: O______OUUUUU I-Is that somebody dead? *looks to the RIP thing*

Joey: *trying to read the sign* Mr. I went too fast…

Mokuba: Maybe he died because he went too fast while riding the sled…

Kaiba: *just 10 feet behind them* *sees the RIP thing* O____OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I guess this is a bad idea after all… MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: I hear Kaiba shouting at you.

Mokuba: I think he saw the RIP thing.

Joey: Can't blame the guy. I mean, who wouldn't freak out?

Mokuba: I'm really having a bad feeling about this…

Joey: Don't worry. We won't go that fast.

Mokuba: Alright then.

*The two of them arrived at the top of the mountain, Kaiba following them then Serenity, who was also freaked out by the RIP thing. The turn is up for Joey and Mokuba to slide down. Kaiba poked Joey's shoulder and Joey looked back*

Joey: *coldly* What?

Kaiba: I hate to say this but… TAKE CARE OF MOKUBA!!!!!!!!! FOR RA'S SAKE TAKE CARE OF HIM!!!!!!!

Joey: -_- Yeah, yeah, I'm not stupid you know. We're both big brothers so I know how to take care of the little guy.

Kaiba: He's not Hamtaro.

Joey: __ [This guy is stupid!! He's stupider than me!] He's just little!!! SHEEESH!! *looked at Mokuba* You ready?

Mokuba: ^_____^ Yup!

Joey: *grins* Then let's go!!! *pushed the lever*

*Joey and Mokuba slide down the …slide…*

Kaiba: *really worried* He's going too fast!!

Attendant guy: No he's not. That's OK. Good thing he knows how to balance the sled. Your turn now.

Kaiba: *pushed lever* *slides down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH… hey, this is fun. YIHAA!!

Mokuba: Sounds like Seto is enjoying himself.

Joey: Guess so. *pulls lever a bit then pushes it again*

Mokuba: Look!! Our first turn!

Joey/Mokuba: *turns* WHOOOOPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: ^o^ Yay! This is so fun!!!

Joey: After we're through with this, I'm gonna ride again!!

Mokuba: Me too!

Joey: … Do me a favor, Mokuba.

Mokuba: What is it, Joey?

Joey: Next time you ride, ride with your big bro.

Mokuba: What do you mean?

Joey: Your brother misses you really much, ya know. Have fun with him. Then he'll be happy. Isn't that you want to do? Make him happy? (A/N: *sniff* Nice guy… even though he hates Kaiba… Joey is soooooo nice!!! TuT)

Mokuba: *nods*

Joey: Then next time have fun with your big bro, 'kay?

Mokuba: ^_______^ Yup! Thanks, Joey!

*Joey and Mokuba slid down until their time of sliding ended. They stopped at the starting point. Kaiba bumped to them*

Joey: Watch it, Kaiba!! Your sled hurt my ass!!

Kaiba: Sorry.

Joey: There. *hands Mokuba* Ride with your lil bro. I'm going to have some good time in the water slide (A/N: Uh-oh…). *walks away*

Mokuba: Wait!

Joey: Hmm?

Mokuba: Thanks for the ride, Joey.

Joey: It's nothing. *walks off*

Kaiba: *to Mokuba* C'mon Mokuba, let's go to the water slide, Maybe we'll have some more good time there.

Mokuba: You want to go wherever Joey goes, do you?

Kaiba: *blushing* No I don't!

Mokuba: *snickering* Then why are you blushing?

Kaiba: N-Nothing! I-It's just from the ride. And it's hot! Maybe we really should go there.

Mokuba: I guess you're right. Let's go!!

(A/N: The RIP thing is true!! At my first time at the slide, I freaked out when I saw it. I thought I want to jump out of the sled but it's on the mountain so I can't! It really scared me… And why am I gathering everybody at the water slide?)

~~~Water Slide~~~

Joey/Mokuba/Kaiba: *arrived at the water slide* O_______O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

JH: *shouting at Sephira* *blushing* Well, it's not my fault that I fell on you!!!

Sephira: *shouting back* *blushing* If you could only be careful, brainless wimp!

JH: How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a wimp????!!!!!!

Sephira: Endless.

JH: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephira: So what now? Admitted that you are a total wimp?

JH: I. AM. NOT. A. WIMP. I AM NOT A WIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephira: *rolls eyes* Oh sure, rub it in!!

JH: *fuming*

Sephira: What now? What are you going to do? Call your mommy. Mama's boy?

JH: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *strangles Sephira*

Joey: Hey! That's inappropriate!! *pulls JH away from Sephira* Don't you know that it's wrong to strangle a girl?!

JH: *fuming* I don't care!

Joey: Well, I care mister. And it is also inappropriate to insult a girl. Well, not really. But… oh, whatever!!

JH: Who're you? Her boyfriend?

Sephira: *blushing* No…

Joey: So what? Do you care that I'm her boyfriend?

Sephira/Kaiba: JOEY!

Joey: Are you jealous?

JH: *blushing* NO!

Joey: *smirking* Then why are you blushing?

JH: Because it's hot!

Joey: Is that really your reason?

JH: Stop questioning me!! *runs away*

Sephira: Good riddance.

Joey: I've got this feeling that JH likes you.

Sephira: No way. *takes out laptop* Gag! Too many Kaiba Seto!! XP

Joey: What? You have Kaiba pics?! *start to vomit*

Sephira: -_- No… I meant there's a site that has too many Kaiba!!

Joey: Uhhh… yeah. *looking through her files* *stops at a pic* O_____OUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephira: *Heehee!*

Kaiba: What's wrong? *looks at pic* *blushing heavily*

Joey: WHAT IS THAT PERV PIC DOING ON YOUR FILES?????!!!!!!

Sephira: I like it. Why?

Joey: WHY DO YOU LIKE THAT STUPID PIC ANYWAY?????!!!!!!

Kaiba: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………………

Sephira: Because it's cool.

Joey: *screaming*

Yugi: What's happening? And why are you screaming, Joey? *looks at pic* *snickering*

Sephira: Did ya like it, Yug'? ^__^

Yugi: Yup!!

Sephira/Yugi: *giggling*

Joey: T__T Why am I tortured in this fic?

Kaiba: You're not the only one, you know.

Peggy: *arrives* *has a small golf ball in his left eye, in his right (LOL) nostril and both ears*

Everybody else: *looks at him* *laughing hysterically*

Peggy: *angry* It ish nut foony!!!!

Joey: XD Whaddya said??

Sephira: *laughing hysterically* …Haha… since I can't do much anything here, I'm going to introduce you to my new part of the segment!! It's called "EDIT TIME"! It's where I take a YGO scene and turn it into my own way! I got this from those Filipino guys in the internet that has their own websites!! They are soooooo my idols!

Yami: I've got a bad feeling about this…

Yami Marik: Me too…

Yami Bakura: Me three…

Sephira: ^____^ EDIT TIME!!!

~~~Scene where Kaiba was about to rescue Mokuba from Peggy~~~

Peggy: *Millennium Eye glows*

Kaiba/Mokuba: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: … Mokuba?

Mokuba: *in the ground* (A/N: It's just his stunt double)

Kaiba: MOKUBA!! *to Peggy* What did you do to him??!!??

Peggy: I used my Millennium item to trap your little brother's mind in the shadow realm. (A/N: I'm not sure about the script. You guys tell me.) A pretty ingenious plan, isn't it, Kaiba-boy?

Kaiba: You monster!! What have you done??!!! *eyes bulging out* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????

Director: CUT~! Kaiba, you should have controlled your emotion!!!

Kaiba: Oh.

Joey: Hehe…

Director: Joey, what did you do?

Joey: ^___^ I taught him how to not control his emotions!

Director: -_-UUU OK, again!

TAKE TWO!!

Kaiba: What have you done???!!!!

Peggy: Haven't you been listening? I trapped your brother's mind into the shadow realm, ya nimrod!!!

Director: CUT~~! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, PEGASUS??!!!!!!

Peggy: But I was just answering his question! *pouts*

Director: *sigh* Once more…

TAKE THREE!!!

Kaiba: You're not human!!

Peggy: But I am, Kaiba-boy. If you want your little brother, you need to do something for me.

Kaiba: I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!

Peggy: *evil grin* Really?

Kaiba: YES!!! ANYTHING FOR LITTLE MOKUBA!!!!

Peggy: *evil grin* Alright then… *whispers* Make out with Joey-boy.

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Joey: O__O??!!! WHAT THE F***ING HELL OF A S**T????!????!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: *blushing heavily* B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-UT………………………………………

Director: CUT~~~! That wasn't in a script, Pegasus!! (A/N: I decided to make Joey the straight guy.)

Peggy: I don't care!! If you interrupt me once more, I'll send you and your crew to the Shadow Realm!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *more evil laughter*

Director/Crew: *GULP!*

Director: O__OUUUUUU C-Continue on…

Peggy: [Mwahahaha!! Now I have power over this show! Nothing can stop me anymore!!] Now, Kaiba-boy, about the thing I was asking you to do for me…

Kaiba: But…

Peggy: No buts! Now go! Or else!!! *positioning his fingers for ripping the card where Mokuba's mind/soul was trapped*

Kaiba: No! *sigh* Alright then, like I have a choice… *goes out of the scene*

~~~Scene where Yugi and gang is going up the castle~~~

Kaiba: *appears before them* *blushing heavily when he saw Joey*

Joey: *was neuralyzed by those MIB guys* (A/N: They just came. I hired them, sorry.) *angry to see Kaiba* What the hell are you doing here, moneybags?!

Kaiba: *stuttering* I want you to go with me, puppy.

Joey: Grrr… I AM NOT A YOU-KNOW-WHAT!!!!!!! And why would I come with you anyway, huh?? HUH???????!!!!

Everybody else (except Joey/Kaiba): *snickering to laughing hysterically*

Joey: Hey, you guys, what's wrong?

Yugi: *snickering heavily* You'll know when you go with Kaiba, Joey.

Tristan: Yeah, like, you totally don't know what's he's about to do to you…

Tea/Bakura: *giggling*

Joey: *to Kaiba* It better be a duel!!

Kaiba: Yeah sure, now c'mon.

Joey: *goes in the castle with Kaiba*

Everybody else: *laughing hysterically as they followed the two*

Joey: Where are we dueling anyway?

Kaiba: Just go inside this room. *opens the door*

Joey: Alrighto then… *goes inside*

Kaiba: *goes inside and locks it immediately*

Yugi and gang: *laughing at the floor*

Joey: *from the room* Hey, this isn't a dueling arena!! This is a bedroom!! What are you up to anyway??!! What the -- *voice is muffled*

Kaiba: *from the room* Quiet it down, puppy. (A/N: About this one, I decided that Joey will turn into a puppy when he says so. It's how you manipulate somebody. You know what I'm saying! *wink* *hint*)

Joey: *GASP* How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that!!!!!?????

Kaiba: Whatever. You're mine now,

Joey: WHAT???!!! …YOU'RE… YOU'RE GOING TO RAPE ME!!!!

Kaiba: I told you to quiet it down!!!!

Joey: *muffled scream* *screaming like a girl being raped*

Director: *to one of the crew* Know I've noticed that teaching Kaiba how to not control his emotion isn't very good after all…

Crew: But isn't that what happened last time?

Joey: *screaming… then already moaning*

Yugi and gang: *giggling insanely*

Kaiba: [This really feels good…] *continues on*

Sephira: O___OUUUUU Err… I better finish the scene. It's getting really scary… I don't want to change my rating ya know!!!

Joey: Why am I always tortured??!!! *sobbing*

Sephira: Awww… please, Joey! Don't cry!! *shows him a fan art of him kicking Kaiba's face*

Joey: Huh…? Wha…? *gazing at the picture* This is the best masterpiece I ever had seen in my whole entire life!!! *huggles*

Sephira: ^____^ At least he's OK now.

Yami: I suggest that we end this chapter now.

Tristan: Yeah. You haven't been updating yet.

Sephira: Sure. See ya next time!!!

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Sephira: Sorry I didn't put the outcome of the Yamis in the park. Maybe I'm just going to make a part 2 of it.

Yamis: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody else: ^____________^ YAY!!

Sephira: R&R!! Please don't flame me!!!