Sephira: Yes!! Almost no homework!!!! WABESSSSSS!!! MAGDEWANG!!! *hatta-hatta dance*
Joey: O_o? What's the meaning of dat?
Sephira: I said... CELEBRATION TIME, C'MON!!! *still dancing*
Everybody else: -_-;;;;;;
Disclaimer: Sephira doesn't own YGO. If she did, she'll make Kaiba do her homework. Also, no tazo tops and real people are harmed in the making of this fic. Except that JH fell on Sephira.
Sephira: *stops dancing* That is so not funny.
Yume: *slaps her forehead* She watched Austin Powers in Goldmember again...
Sephira: Speaking of that movie... I just figured out why the evil guy is called Goldmember!!!
Marik: You mean his member is golden?
Yami Bakura: Hey, that's what I am going to say! T__T
Tobogan Park Special
(and the discovery of tazo tops)
Joey: Man, I'm hungry.
Kaiba: That's what you get for having a bottomless pit of a stomach.
Joey: ¬ ¬ Yeah right.
Sephira: I'll buy some Twisties!! *goes to the food shop nearby*
Yamis/The other girls: *up at the entrance of the slide*
Yamis: *nervous*
Red: C'mon now!! Don't tell me you are all chickens!!
Yamis: Of course we're not!
Mai: Then get over with it like a man!
Tea: (A/N: I wonder why is she here?) Don't worry. Your friends are here!
Yume: It will be fun.
Miyu: Yeah, totally.
Bakura: You won't get hurt. The slide won't hurt you!
Yami Bakura: *to the other Yamis* Guys, I have trust in my hikari. Maybe it's fun after all.
Yami Marik: Yeah right. What if we die?
Yami: We're spirits, ya nimrod!!
Yami Marik: *sarcastically* Oh yeah, I forgot...
Mai: Don't make me push all of you to the slide~!
Yamis: No please!
Vash: *just came* What's the hold-up here?
Yume: The Yamis are going to slide in the water slide, except that they don't want to,
Miyu: And it's taking us all day!!
Vash: Oh... You guys shouldn't be afraid! It's just a slide, nothing else! Look! *jumps in the slide*
Yume: *looking worried* Err... Vash...
Red: Mr. Vash, you should put a mat first before sliding...
Vash: Nonsense! Look! It's not dangerous. *slides* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The girls: MR. VASH!!
Yami: o__O What has gotten into that guy???!!
Yami Bakura: He's crazy!!
Yami Marik: I second that...
*The others hear a sploosh in the end of the slide. They can hear howling and moaning*
Yami: *chattering* I-I-I w-w-w-wonder w-what h-h-h-h-has hap-p-penned to t-t-that guy-y-y...
Yami Marik: *biting his nails off*
Yami Bakura: *to Bakura* Err... Hikari? What have you said about the slide not hurting us?
Bakura: You're not going to get hurt. Mr. Vash just went right into the swimming pool.
Yume: But he didn't have a mat with him!
Mai: Oh no! C'mon girls, let's check on him! *rushes to the swimming pool*
Everybody else: *follows*
Vash: @__@ Ooooohhh... flying donuts over my head...
Yume: Vash, are you OK?
Red: I told you to put a mat, Mr. Vash!
Joey: Man, is he crazy or something?
Red: He forgot to put a mat!
Mokuba: I'll call Sephi-chan! *rushes to the food shop*
Joey: Hey, you OK?
Vash: @___@ Yeah sure... I'm alright...
Tea: Don't worry, Mr. Vash! Because I am your friend, I will comfort you!
Everybody else except Vash: ¬ ¬ Tea...
Tea: ^____^ Sorry.
Sephira: *with Mokuba* *rushing to Vash* Oh no!! Vashy-kun, are you alright??
Vash: ...Yeah.
Sephira: Oh I'm so glad you're not hurt!! *hugs him*
Vash: ^___^;;;;
Joey: ¬ ¬ I'm better than him.
Sephira: Awww... Jouno-kun, please don't be jealous!! *hugs him too*
Joey: ^_____^
Red/Mai/Kaiba: ¬ ¬ *ahem*
Sephira: Oooooopss... *lets go* Here you go, guys. Snacks!
Everybody else: Thanks! *starts eating*
Yugi: Hey look! Yami's face is in the wrapper of the chips!
Marik: Why not me instead...? T__T
Sephira: It has Tazo Tops.
Yami: What's a Tazo Top?
Sephira: It's something that you collect. Sometimes, a character's face is imprinted on it. I already have 9. I lost three, one I gave to the guy because I have another one of it, another one to my classmate who really is a big fan of Yami... and the last one lost in our house. Here's the list:
Exodia the Forbidden one (2, one I gave to the guy)
Blue Eyes White Dragon
Summoned Skull (given to me by my friend! ^__^)
Mai Valentine
Yami Bakura
Amazon Fighter (given to me by my friend! ^__^)
Axe Raider
Berformet
Gearfried the Iron Knight
Special Edition Yami Yugi (I gave it to my classmate)
Silver Fang (I lost it)
Red: Wow! Many!
Joey: *holding up his tazo top* Let's see what I have gotten... *opens the pack of the tazo top* *looks* O____O!!! It's... SETO KAIBA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around, dropping the tazo top* I'VE GOT VIRUS!!
Sephira: I know I hate Kaiba, but I'll take that. I've got plans for it... *grins evilly*
Kaiba: O__OUUUUU Uh-oh... *tears open his pack of the tazo top* *looks* It's... Joey Wheeler???!!!! *shifty eyes* __... __ I'll keep it...
Sephira: *hears Kaiba has the tazo top of Joey Wheeler* No!!!!! I WANT IT!!!
Kaiba: NEVER!!!! IT'S MINE, I TELLS YA!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil laughter*
Sephira: -_- *to the computer screen, trying to get the tazo top from Kaiba* You know what, my fellow Filipino authors and authoresses, I would want to tell you this: Alam nyo ba sa English dub ni Kaiba, kung tumawa sya ng ganyan, para syang may hika? *to Kaiba* Now give it to meeeee!!!!
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sephira/Kaiba: *having a tug of war for the tazo top* *using the tazo top as the rope*
Joey: *stops running around* *looks at the two* O__o;;;; It's just a Tazo Top!
Sephira/Kaiba: It's not just a tazo top!!
Kaiba: If I achieve this tazo top, I will claim Joey Wheeler as mine!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *evil laughter*
Joey: *getting freaked out*
Sephira: I collect Tazo Tops!! I always have wanted that Tazo top 'coz Joey is my fave character!!! So let go of it, Kaiba!!
Kaiba: NEVAH!!!!!!!!!
Joey: *really getting freaked out* *eats chips*
Yugi: I wonder what I have gotten...? Tea?...
Yume: Why did they even bother putting her in...
Red: Hmmm... Wow!! A Red Eyes Black Dragon!! ^_______^ *huggles*
Joey: Cool! Can I have it?
Red: Sure! As a token of my love to you... *gives him the Tazo top*
Joey: Thanks...
Joey/Red: *kissing each other*
Yami: The Dark Magician!! Oh how luck!! TuT *huggles*
Mai: I got Harpy Lady Sisters!!
Yami Bakura: I've got myself!! I love me!!! *huggles* (A/N: -_-;;; There are too many huggling...)
All the others: *random* -_-
Yami Marik: Why did we get random ones?
Sephira: Because there's no monster of yours in the list! I have it you know... *lets go of the tazo top*
Kaiba: HA!! I W ON!! I OWN YOU NOW, WHEELER!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *hackcough* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Sephira: O_o! ...WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! CURSE YOU, YAMI MARIK AND KAIBA!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *sobbing*
Joey: Aww... don't worry, Sephi-chan. You still have me...
Vash: And me too.
Sephira: *stops crying* Thanks you, you guys!! *hugs both of them* *lets go*
Joey/Vash: *phew...*
Sephira: ^_____^ Now it's time for... EDIT TIME!!!!! It's the continuation of the EDIT TIME last chappie. Here goes EDIT TIMMMUUUUHH!!!
~~~At the studio~~~
Director: *getting stressed and grossed out because he's not a yaoi fan* *sigh!* Where's the characters?
Member of the crew: They're here now, sir.
Director: *looks over to those guys* Where's Wheeler?
Assistant: Err... he was again neuralyzed by those annoying MIB guys. The authoress must have hired them.
Director: Where is he now?
Assistant: At the donut shop down the road. We convinced him to back at the studio, but he won't listen.
Director: ...His obssession with food...
Lighting member: Sir, what are your plans for Mr. Pegasus?
Director: What plans???!! He'll send us to the Shadow Realm!!
Graphics Director: Excuse me... but are you gonna believe that the Shadow Realm is true?
Lighting member: Yeah sir... I mean, it's just lights.
Graphics Director: He's being silly because of the power of his so-called *bends his two fingers just like Dr. Evil when he says "tractor beam"* Millennium Item.
Director: Why didn't I think of that... Ms. Assistant, I've got a plan.
Assistant: What is it, sir?
Director/Assistant: *having a private meeting*
Member of the crew: *to the characters* Now what are you waiting for? Go do your part!!
Characters: *MEEP!* Yes, sir!!
Assistant: Brilliant plan, Director, sir!
Director: Now let's do this... Ms. Assistant, proceed with the plan.
Assistant: *salutes* *goes over to Peggy's room*
Director: So who will replace Wheeler?
Member of the crew: He's right here, sir.
Vash: Hi there!
Director: Isn't he supposed to be in Trigun?
Member of the crew: But sir... he's the only one who is compatible for Wheeler! He passed the personality test!
Director: *sigh* Alright then... just, try to make his hair look like Wheeler's, OK?
Member of the crew: Yes sir... Call the hairdresser!!!
Hairdresser: *comes and drags Vash*
Kaiba: So what do we do now?
Director: Get over with it, of course!! Pegasus will come in a minute...
Peggy: *came* Aww... that hurts!!
Assistant: Well, to you! You're becoming obssessed of being the bad guy, ya know!!
Director: *smacks Peggy in the head*
Peggy: X__X Owies...
Hairdresser: *finished doing Vash's hair*
Vash: *looks a lot like Joey* Whoa, finished already?
Director: We're gonna shoot that scene where Kaiba meets Peggy inside the castle and Peggy takes Mokuba's soul. Then we'll do the duel between Yami and Kaiba.
*They started the scene. Everything was going perfectly. The Director was very happy. Now they are doing the scene between Yami and Kaiba*
Director: OK, everything is going on well. Don't screw on this one you guys!!
*It was also going perfect as planned. But in the scene where Kaiba was supposed to walk to the ledge and force Yami to forfeit the match...*
Kaiba: *climbs to the ledge* If you attack, some strong shockwaves might make me lose my balance.
Tea: What is he thinking??!!
Tristan: He's gone nuts!!
Joey/Vash: Please tell me he's bluffing!!
Director: CUT~! VASH! You should say "Nah, he's bluffin'" Not that!
Vash: Sowee...
Director: *to the member of the crew* I thought he passed the personality test?!
Member of the crew: He did, but in some questions he didn't...
Director: -_- Try again.
TAKE TWO!!
Joey/Vash: Nah, he's bluffin'.
Kaiba: I'm not bluffing, mutt.
Joey/Vash: Watch that, camel-headed sea horse!
Kaiba: I'm not a camel-headed sea horse!!
Joey/Vash: Then shaddup!!
Kaiba: *lost his cool* Grrrrrr!!! *attempts to strangle Joey/Vash but loses his balance* *falls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey/Vash: *stops acting like Joey* I'm not liking this guy, but I can't let somebody die!!! *ties a rope in his waist that just appeared out of nowhere* *jumps in attempt to save Kaiba*
Director: O___OUUUUUU He's nuts!! CUT~~! CUT~~~! I SAID CUT~~~~!
Vash/Kaiba: *fell on the big soft thing those actors land on when they jump off buildings*
Kaiba: *stands up* *looks at Vash and thinks that Joey saves him* (A/N: Coz he looks like Joey...) Y-You saved me!!!!!!!
Vash: I can not let somebody die anymore!!!
Kaiba: I... I know you'd return my feelings!! *hugs him*
Vash: Urk... can't breathe...
Kaiba: *lets go* Aww... did I hurt my koi??? I'm so sorry!! Let me give you a kiss...
Vash: O__OUUUUUUUUUUUU ...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from Kaiba*
Kaiba: *chasing Vash, trying to give him a kiss* (A/N: O__O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Just what like Sami said... CREEPY!)
Director: CUUUUUUUTTTTT~~~~~!! *covers the camera*
People watching the show: *from their houses* O__O;;;; What the --?
Kid: -_-;;; This show is insane...
Joey: *just came* *carrying two boxes of donuts with him* What is happening here? Did I miss something?
Director: *slumps at his seat* Why do I have to endure...?
Sephira: Poor Director!! And Kaiba trying to kiss Vash?? Creeeeepy... Oh by the way, my friend gave me new tazo tops! Which gives me a total of 12!!! WWWWHHHHHEEEEEE!!! It's Gaia the Feirce Knight, Battle Warrior, and a gold Metal Blue Eyes!!! ^_____^ Yay!! Wish my friend was only reading my fic right now... I will trade my Gold Metal Blue Eyes for a Joey Wheeler Tazo Metalix!!!!!
Kaiba: Must... resist... trading Tazo Top... for... Blue-Eyes...
*To the other guys*
Tristan: *listening to Nelly CD* (A/N: I don't know how it got there) HIP-HOP RULEZ!!!
Red: Hip-hop sucks. It's just all about perv.
Joey: Yeah. PUNK ROCK, ROCK, ALTERNATIVE ROCK AND NU METAL RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *head-banging*
Tea: Rock is violent. Songs with friendship on it are good!!
Mai: Britney Spears and Pink rocks!!
Joey: You like those sluts??!! Sheeesh, they don't even sing good.
Mai: *angry* DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY FAVE SINGERS!!
Joey: Whatever. Rock is cool. ROCK RULZ!!! *can hear a rock background*
Tristan: *heard the background* Guys, haven't you notice there's a rock background while Joey was saying those things?
*Crickets chirp*
Mai; *rolls eyes*
Joey: *SUPER heavy sarcasm* Ha ha! Funny Tristan! You made my stomach tickle.
(A/N: I really wanted to type that!! ^____^)
Tristan: *glares at him*
Red: Guys, we shouldn't worry about something we like. Something we have to worry is the Yamis haven't been in the water slide yet.
Yamis: *getting nervous*
Mai: Yeah. From all that interruptions. Why don't you Yamis go try the water slide now?
Yamis: Ummmmm...
Tristan: Don't make us force you!!
Yami Marik: Yeah, make me!!
Tristan: I'm warning you!
Sephira: If you don't go into that freakin' slide, I am so gonna lock you up inside Joey's apartment with an army of Teas, Funny Bunnies, Peggy, and Barney!
Yami Bakura: That's much worse than the Shadow Realm!
Yami Marik: NO!!! PLEASE, DON'T!!
Yami: WE'RE BEGGIN YOU!!
Sephira: Alright then. But you've got to go on the slide, OK?
Yamis: Yes ma'am!
Sephira: Now let's go.
*At the top of the water slide*
Yamis: *looking really scared*
Sephira: I don't have all day ya know. I have to do another Edit Time. *shouts* So go and slide in the freakin water slide or else we'll be forced to!
Yamis: *MEEP!*
Sephira: Now go and slide, privates!!
Yamis: Yes ma'am!
Yami Marik/Yami: *goes first*
Sephira: -_- You forgot the mats, ya nimrods.
Yami Marik/Yami: WHAT?! *slipped and slided with the water* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slided down in weird positions*
The others: *already at the bottom of the water slide*
The two yamis: *splooshed down to the swimming pool* X__X *realized they were in the swimming pool* *screams* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! HELP US!!! *flapping their arms in the water*
Attendant girl: -_- But the water in the pool is only I meter tall.
Yugi/Marik: YAMI!!! I'll help ya!! *about to jump into the water*
Sephira: *stops them* Nah, leave them alone. By the mean time, I'm going to put up another EDIT TIME!!! EDIT TIMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~At Domino~~
Director: *to characters* Now you may ask why we are here. Well, I've got to tell you. I'm so stressed of all of you messing up the scene!!! Especially you KAIBA!!
Kaiba: *cowers*
Director: The people who are watching thinks we are all insane! If you guys mess up in front of the camera again, I am soooo gonna kick your stupid asses and I'll resign!
Yugi: But, Director sir, it's not our fault for messing up in front of the camera!
Joey: Yeah! Why is it on air anyway?
Director: I don't care! You guys have to learn to act! Now you move your butts over to your scenes and let's get it over with!
Characters: *goes over to their scene*
Director: LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!!!!
*Scene where Yami was about to save Joey and friends. He meets up with Marik's flunkies. Everything goes well. After Yami and Kaiba defeats his flunkies, Yami goes on but Kaiba called him off so they can both duel. Yami doesn't want to, so Kaiba asked Mokuba to track Joey and friends down coz Joey has a dueling disk/device...*
Kaiba: Mokuba, use the computer system to track down that wannabe Joseph Wheeler and his friends--
Red: *became really angry, her red eyes glowing and her black hair standing up* (A/N: -_- Wonder how she got here...) Who're you calling a wannabe, KAIBA???!?!!! FACE THE WRATH OF JOUNO-KUN'S RED-EYES!!! *beats up Kaiba in front of the camera*
Director: *drinking pineapple juice* *spits all of them into the camera man's face* WHAT THE HELL???!! CUT~!
Kaiba: *got beaten up really bad* XP
Red: Ooooppsss... sorry...
Director: MEDIC!!
*The medic carried Kaiba to the hospital. After 2 hours, they went to the other scene*
~Scene of Mako Tsunami in the Aquarium~
Mako: *babbling about water* *slips into the water*
Killer Whale: *sees Mako* *decided to bite him*
Mako: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!!! *swimming away from the killer whale*
Director: *decided not to make that scene again* *wearily* Cut...
~Into Joey and friends scene~
Tea: We can't find Yugi anywhere...
Tristan: Maybe he's dueling or something.
Joey: *silence*
Grandpa: Joey, you should look for somebody to duel.
Tristan: Yeah dude. You're, like, only two locator cards away from the finals.
Joey: *silence*
Tea: Aw c'mon now! Don't tell me you were still shocked that Kaiba almost duelled you and getting beaten up... *snickering*
Tristan/Gramps: *snickering*
Joey: *silence*
Gramps: Ummm... are you there, Joey?
Tea: Don't put up on a joke on us! Seriously!
Tristan: *waving his hands in front of Joey's face* Earth to Joey!!
Joey: *pipes up* FROM THIS DAY ON, I SHALL BE CALLED MISTA WHEELAH!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! XD
Tristan/Tea/Gramps: O__O?!
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT... *banging his head on the wall*
Assistant: Joey??!! What the heck are youd doing????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!!! I SHALL BE CALLED MISTA WHEELAH!!!!!
Assistant: =_= OK, Mista WHEELAH, tell me why are you acting like that?
Joey: BECAUSE I, MISTA WHEELAH, IS LISTENING TO HIS FAVE MUSIC, LINKIN PARK!!! I AM A LINKIE BOPPER!!!!! *laughing evilly once again then stops* AND THE AUTHORESS SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME INTO MISTA WHEELAH!!!!!
Authoress: *rolls eyes* *heavy sarcasm* Oh yeah sure, Mista WHEELAH! HMPHF!!
Members of the crew: *dragging Joey into a room*
Joey: I SHALL BE THE KING OF LINKIE BOPPERS SOON!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Director: Please don't tell me...
Camera Man: Err sir... it's on air...
Director: O_______________________________________________O WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!????!?!???!??!???!?! *faints*
People on their houses: *watching* ...
Kid: -_-;;;;;; They are TRULY insane...
Sephira: Poor kid. By the way, my friend gave me two more!!! Parrot Dragon and Mystic Elf!!! Also I traded my two Blue-Eyes for Harpy Lady Sisters and.... JOEY WHEELER METALIX!!!! *to Kaiba* HAH! Now you're not the only one who has a Joey Wheeler Metalix!!! *laughing evilly*
*And Yami Bakura slided in the water slide too. He wasn't hurt much, because he's one of the fave characters of the authoress. We still don't know what happened to JH, but we actually don't care*
THE END OF TOBOGAN PARK SPECIAL!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(-_-)UUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sephira: That was a long chappie. I'm having problems with the next chappie! And pls. R&R!!!! Please?? *puppy-dog eyes*
Joey: O_o? What's the meaning of dat?
Sephira: I said... CELEBRATION TIME, C'MON!!! *still dancing*
Everybody else: -_-;;;;;;
Disclaimer: Sephira doesn't own YGO. If she did, she'll make Kaiba do her homework. Also, no tazo tops and real people are harmed in the making of this fic. Except that JH fell on Sephira.
Sephira: *stops dancing* That is so not funny.
Yume: *slaps her forehead* She watched Austin Powers in Goldmember again...
Sephira: Speaking of that movie... I just figured out why the evil guy is called Goldmember!!!
Marik: You mean his member is golden?
Yami Bakura: Hey, that's what I am going to say! T__T
Tobogan Park Special
(and the discovery of tazo tops)
Joey: Man, I'm hungry.
Kaiba: That's what you get for having a bottomless pit of a stomach.
Joey: ¬ ¬ Yeah right.
Sephira: I'll buy some Twisties!! *goes to the food shop nearby*
Yamis/The other girls: *up at the entrance of the slide*
Yamis: *nervous*
Red: C'mon now!! Don't tell me you are all chickens!!
Yamis: Of course we're not!
Mai: Then get over with it like a man!
Tea: (A/N: I wonder why is she here?) Don't worry. Your friends are here!
Yume: It will be fun.
Miyu: Yeah, totally.
Bakura: You won't get hurt. The slide won't hurt you!
Yami Bakura: *to the other Yamis* Guys, I have trust in my hikari. Maybe it's fun after all.
Yami Marik: Yeah right. What if we die?
Yami: We're spirits, ya nimrod!!
Yami Marik: *sarcastically* Oh yeah, I forgot...
Mai: Don't make me push all of you to the slide~!
Yamis: No please!
Vash: *just came* What's the hold-up here?
Yume: The Yamis are going to slide in the water slide, except that they don't want to,
Miyu: And it's taking us all day!!
Vash: Oh... You guys shouldn't be afraid! It's just a slide, nothing else! Look! *jumps in the slide*
Yume: *looking worried* Err... Vash...
Red: Mr. Vash, you should put a mat first before sliding...
Vash: Nonsense! Look! It's not dangerous. *slides* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The girls: MR. VASH!!
Yami: o__O What has gotten into that guy???!!
Yami Bakura: He's crazy!!
Yami Marik: I second that...
*The others hear a sploosh in the end of the slide. They can hear howling and moaning*
Yami: *chattering* I-I-I w-w-w-wonder w-what h-h-h-h-has hap-p-penned to t-t-that guy-y-y...
Yami Marik: *biting his nails off*
Yami Bakura: *to Bakura* Err... Hikari? What have you said about the slide not hurting us?
Bakura: You're not going to get hurt. Mr. Vash just went right into the swimming pool.
Yume: But he didn't have a mat with him!
Mai: Oh no! C'mon girls, let's check on him! *rushes to the swimming pool*
Everybody else: *follows*
Vash: @__@ Ooooohhh... flying donuts over my head...
Yume: Vash, are you OK?
Red: I told you to put a mat, Mr. Vash!
Joey: Man, is he crazy or something?
Red: He forgot to put a mat!
Mokuba: I'll call Sephi-chan! *rushes to the food shop*
Joey: Hey, you OK?
Vash: @___@ Yeah sure... I'm alright...
Tea: Don't worry, Mr. Vash! Because I am your friend, I will comfort you!
Everybody else except Vash: ¬ ¬ Tea...
Tea: ^____^ Sorry.
Sephira: *with Mokuba* *rushing to Vash* Oh no!! Vashy-kun, are you alright??
Vash: ...Yeah.
Sephira: Oh I'm so glad you're not hurt!! *hugs him*
Vash: ^___^;;;;
Joey: ¬ ¬ I'm better than him.
Sephira: Awww... Jouno-kun, please don't be jealous!! *hugs him too*
Joey: ^_____^
Red/Mai/Kaiba: ¬ ¬ *ahem*
Sephira: Oooooopss... *lets go* Here you go, guys. Snacks!
Everybody else: Thanks! *starts eating*
Yugi: Hey look! Yami's face is in the wrapper of the chips!
Marik: Why not me instead...? T__T
Sephira: It has Tazo Tops.
Yami: What's a Tazo Top?
Sephira: It's something that you collect. Sometimes, a character's face is imprinted on it. I already have 9. I lost three, one I gave to the guy because I have another one of it, another one to my classmate who really is a big fan of Yami... and the last one lost in our house. Here's the list:
Exodia the Forbidden one (2, one I gave to the guy)
Blue Eyes White Dragon
Summoned Skull (given to me by my friend! ^__^)
Mai Valentine
Yami Bakura
Amazon Fighter (given to me by my friend! ^__^)
Axe Raider
Berformet
Gearfried the Iron Knight
Special Edition Yami Yugi (I gave it to my classmate)
Silver Fang (I lost it)
Red: Wow! Many!
Joey: *holding up his tazo top* Let's see what I have gotten... *opens the pack of the tazo top* *looks* O____O!!! It's... SETO KAIBA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around, dropping the tazo top* I'VE GOT VIRUS!!
Sephira: I know I hate Kaiba, but I'll take that. I've got plans for it... *grins evilly*
Kaiba: O__OUUUUU Uh-oh... *tears open his pack of the tazo top* *looks* It's... Joey Wheeler???!!!! *shifty eyes* __... __ I'll keep it...
Sephira: *hears Kaiba has the tazo top of Joey Wheeler* No!!!!! I WANT IT!!!
Kaiba: NEVER!!!! IT'S MINE, I TELLS YA!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil laughter*
Sephira: -_- *to the computer screen, trying to get the tazo top from Kaiba* You know what, my fellow Filipino authors and authoresses, I would want to tell you this: Alam nyo ba sa English dub ni Kaiba, kung tumawa sya ng ganyan, para syang may hika? *to Kaiba* Now give it to meeeee!!!!
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sephira/Kaiba: *having a tug of war for the tazo top* *using the tazo top as the rope*
Joey: *stops running around* *looks at the two* O__o;;;; It's just a Tazo Top!
Sephira/Kaiba: It's not just a tazo top!!
Kaiba: If I achieve this tazo top, I will claim Joey Wheeler as mine!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *evil laughter*
Joey: *getting freaked out*
Sephira: I collect Tazo Tops!! I always have wanted that Tazo top 'coz Joey is my fave character!!! So let go of it, Kaiba!!
Kaiba: NEVAH!!!!!!!!!
Joey: *really getting freaked out* *eats chips*
Yugi: I wonder what I have gotten...? Tea?...
Yume: Why did they even bother putting her in...
Red: Hmmm... Wow!! A Red Eyes Black Dragon!! ^_______^ *huggles*
Joey: Cool! Can I have it?
Red: Sure! As a token of my love to you... *gives him the Tazo top*
Joey: Thanks...
Joey/Red: *kissing each other*
Yami: The Dark Magician!! Oh how luck!! TuT *huggles*
Mai: I got Harpy Lady Sisters!!
Yami Bakura: I've got myself!! I love me!!! *huggles* (A/N: -_-;;; There are too many huggling...)
All the others: *random* -_-
Yami Marik: Why did we get random ones?
Sephira: Because there's no monster of yours in the list! I have it you know... *lets go of the tazo top*
Kaiba: HA!! I W ON!! I OWN YOU NOW, WHEELER!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *hackcough* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Sephira: O_o! ...WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! CURSE YOU, YAMI MARIK AND KAIBA!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *sobbing*
Joey: Aww... don't worry, Sephi-chan. You still have me...
Vash: And me too.
Sephira: *stops crying* Thanks you, you guys!! *hugs both of them* *lets go*
Joey/Vash: *phew...*
Sephira: ^_____^ Now it's time for... EDIT TIME!!!!! It's the continuation of the EDIT TIME last chappie. Here goes EDIT TIMMMUUUUHH!!!
~~~At the studio~~~
Director: *getting stressed and grossed out because he's not a yaoi fan* *sigh!* Where's the characters?
Member of the crew: They're here now, sir.
Director: *looks over to those guys* Where's Wheeler?
Assistant: Err... he was again neuralyzed by those annoying MIB guys. The authoress must have hired them.
Director: Where is he now?
Assistant: At the donut shop down the road. We convinced him to back at the studio, but he won't listen.
Director: ...His obssession with food...
Lighting member: Sir, what are your plans for Mr. Pegasus?
Director: What plans???!! He'll send us to the Shadow Realm!!
Graphics Director: Excuse me... but are you gonna believe that the Shadow Realm is true?
Lighting member: Yeah sir... I mean, it's just lights.
Graphics Director: He's being silly because of the power of his so-called *bends his two fingers just like Dr. Evil when he says "tractor beam"* Millennium Item.
Director: Why didn't I think of that... Ms. Assistant, I've got a plan.
Assistant: What is it, sir?
Director/Assistant: *having a private meeting*
Member of the crew: *to the characters* Now what are you waiting for? Go do your part!!
Characters: *MEEP!* Yes, sir!!
Assistant: Brilliant plan, Director, sir!
Director: Now let's do this... Ms. Assistant, proceed with the plan.
Assistant: *salutes* *goes over to Peggy's room*
Director: So who will replace Wheeler?
Member of the crew: He's right here, sir.
Vash: Hi there!
Director: Isn't he supposed to be in Trigun?
Member of the crew: But sir... he's the only one who is compatible for Wheeler! He passed the personality test!
Director: *sigh* Alright then... just, try to make his hair look like Wheeler's, OK?
Member of the crew: Yes sir... Call the hairdresser!!!
Hairdresser: *comes and drags Vash*
Kaiba: So what do we do now?
Director: Get over with it, of course!! Pegasus will come in a minute...
Peggy: *came* Aww... that hurts!!
Assistant: Well, to you! You're becoming obssessed of being the bad guy, ya know!!
Director: *smacks Peggy in the head*
Peggy: X__X Owies...
Hairdresser: *finished doing Vash's hair*
Vash: *looks a lot like Joey* Whoa, finished already?
Director: We're gonna shoot that scene where Kaiba meets Peggy inside the castle and Peggy takes Mokuba's soul. Then we'll do the duel between Yami and Kaiba.
*They started the scene. Everything was going perfectly. The Director was very happy. Now they are doing the scene between Yami and Kaiba*
Director: OK, everything is going on well. Don't screw on this one you guys!!
*It was also going perfect as planned. But in the scene where Kaiba was supposed to walk to the ledge and force Yami to forfeit the match...*
Kaiba: *climbs to the ledge* If you attack, some strong shockwaves might make me lose my balance.
Tea: What is he thinking??!!
Tristan: He's gone nuts!!
Joey/Vash: Please tell me he's bluffing!!
Director: CUT~! VASH! You should say "Nah, he's bluffin'" Not that!
Vash: Sowee...
Director: *to the member of the crew* I thought he passed the personality test?!
Member of the crew: He did, but in some questions he didn't...
Director: -_- Try again.
TAKE TWO!!
Joey/Vash: Nah, he's bluffin'.
Kaiba: I'm not bluffing, mutt.
Joey/Vash: Watch that, camel-headed sea horse!
Kaiba: I'm not a camel-headed sea horse!!
Joey/Vash: Then shaddup!!
Kaiba: *lost his cool* Grrrrrr!!! *attempts to strangle Joey/Vash but loses his balance* *falls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey/Vash: *stops acting like Joey* I'm not liking this guy, but I can't let somebody die!!! *ties a rope in his waist that just appeared out of nowhere* *jumps in attempt to save Kaiba*
Director: O___OUUUUUU He's nuts!! CUT~~! CUT~~~! I SAID CUT~~~~!
Vash/Kaiba: *fell on the big soft thing those actors land on when they jump off buildings*
Kaiba: *stands up* *looks at Vash and thinks that Joey saves him* (A/N: Coz he looks like Joey...) Y-You saved me!!!!!!!
Vash: I can not let somebody die anymore!!!
Kaiba: I... I know you'd return my feelings!! *hugs him*
Vash: Urk... can't breathe...
Kaiba: *lets go* Aww... did I hurt my koi??? I'm so sorry!! Let me give you a kiss...
Vash: O__OUUUUUUUUUUUU ...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from Kaiba*
Kaiba: *chasing Vash, trying to give him a kiss* (A/N: O__O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Just what like Sami said... CREEPY!)
Director: CUUUUUUUTTTTT~~~~~!! *covers the camera*
People watching the show: *from their houses* O__O;;;; What the --?
Kid: -_-;;; This show is insane...
Joey: *just came* *carrying two boxes of donuts with him* What is happening here? Did I miss something?
Director: *slumps at his seat* Why do I have to endure...?
Sephira: Poor Director!! And Kaiba trying to kiss Vash?? Creeeeepy... Oh by the way, my friend gave me new tazo tops! Which gives me a total of 12!!! WWWWHHHHHEEEEEE!!! It's Gaia the Feirce Knight, Battle Warrior, and a gold Metal Blue Eyes!!! ^_____^ Yay!! Wish my friend was only reading my fic right now... I will trade my Gold Metal Blue Eyes for a Joey Wheeler Tazo Metalix!!!!!
Kaiba: Must... resist... trading Tazo Top... for... Blue-Eyes...
*To the other guys*
Tristan: *listening to Nelly CD* (A/N: I don't know how it got there) HIP-HOP RULEZ!!!
Red: Hip-hop sucks. It's just all about perv.
Joey: Yeah. PUNK ROCK, ROCK, ALTERNATIVE ROCK AND NU METAL RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *head-banging*
Tea: Rock is violent. Songs with friendship on it are good!!
Mai: Britney Spears and Pink rocks!!
Joey: You like those sluts??!! Sheeesh, they don't even sing good.
Mai: *angry* DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY FAVE SINGERS!!
Joey: Whatever. Rock is cool. ROCK RULZ!!! *can hear a rock background*
Tristan: *heard the background* Guys, haven't you notice there's a rock background while Joey was saying those things?
*Crickets chirp*
Mai; *rolls eyes*
Joey: *SUPER heavy sarcasm* Ha ha! Funny Tristan! You made my stomach tickle.
(A/N: I really wanted to type that!! ^____^)
Tristan: *glares at him*
Red: Guys, we shouldn't worry about something we like. Something we have to worry is the Yamis haven't been in the water slide yet.
Yamis: *getting nervous*
Mai: Yeah. From all that interruptions. Why don't you Yamis go try the water slide now?
Yamis: Ummmmm...
Tristan: Don't make us force you!!
Yami Marik: Yeah, make me!!
Tristan: I'm warning you!
Sephira: If you don't go into that freakin' slide, I am so gonna lock you up inside Joey's apartment with an army of Teas, Funny Bunnies, Peggy, and Barney!
Yami Bakura: That's much worse than the Shadow Realm!
Yami Marik: NO!!! PLEASE, DON'T!!
Yami: WE'RE BEGGIN YOU!!
Sephira: Alright then. But you've got to go on the slide, OK?
Yamis: Yes ma'am!
Sephira: Now let's go.
*At the top of the water slide*
Yamis: *looking really scared*
Sephira: I don't have all day ya know. I have to do another Edit Time. *shouts* So go and slide in the freakin water slide or else we'll be forced to!
Yamis: *MEEP!*
Sephira: Now go and slide, privates!!
Yamis: Yes ma'am!
Yami Marik/Yami: *goes first*
Sephira: -_- You forgot the mats, ya nimrods.
Yami Marik/Yami: WHAT?! *slipped and slided with the water* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slided down in weird positions*
The others: *already at the bottom of the water slide*
The two yamis: *splooshed down to the swimming pool* X__X *realized they were in the swimming pool* *screams* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! HELP US!!! *flapping their arms in the water*
Attendant girl: -_- But the water in the pool is only I meter tall.
Yugi/Marik: YAMI!!! I'll help ya!! *about to jump into the water*
Sephira: *stops them* Nah, leave them alone. By the mean time, I'm going to put up another EDIT TIME!!! EDIT TIMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~At Domino~~
Director: *to characters* Now you may ask why we are here. Well, I've got to tell you. I'm so stressed of all of you messing up the scene!!! Especially you KAIBA!!
Kaiba: *cowers*
Director: The people who are watching thinks we are all insane! If you guys mess up in front of the camera again, I am soooo gonna kick your stupid asses and I'll resign!
Yugi: But, Director sir, it's not our fault for messing up in front of the camera!
Joey: Yeah! Why is it on air anyway?
Director: I don't care! You guys have to learn to act! Now you move your butts over to your scenes and let's get it over with!
Characters: *goes over to their scene*
Director: LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!!!!
*Scene where Yami was about to save Joey and friends. He meets up with Marik's flunkies. Everything goes well. After Yami and Kaiba defeats his flunkies, Yami goes on but Kaiba called him off so they can both duel. Yami doesn't want to, so Kaiba asked Mokuba to track Joey and friends down coz Joey has a dueling disk/device...*
Kaiba: Mokuba, use the computer system to track down that wannabe Joseph Wheeler and his friends--
Red: *became really angry, her red eyes glowing and her black hair standing up* (A/N: -_- Wonder how she got here...) Who're you calling a wannabe, KAIBA???!?!!! FACE THE WRATH OF JOUNO-KUN'S RED-EYES!!! *beats up Kaiba in front of the camera*
Director: *drinking pineapple juice* *spits all of them into the camera man's face* WHAT THE HELL???!! CUT~!
Kaiba: *got beaten up really bad* XP
Red: Ooooppsss... sorry...
Director: MEDIC!!
*The medic carried Kaiba to the hospital. After 2 hours, they went to the other scene*
~Scene of Mako Tsunami in the Aquarium~
Mako: *babbling about water* *slips into the water*
Killer Whale: *sees Mako* *decided to bite him*
Mako: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!!! *swimming away from the killer whale*
Director: *decided not to make that scene again* *wearily* Cut...
~Into Joey and friends scene~
Tea: We can't find Yugi anywhere...
Tristan: Maybe he's dueling or something.
Joey: *silence*
Grandpa: Joey, you should look for somebody to duel.
Tristan: Yeah dude. You're, like, only two locator cards away from the finals.
Joey: *silence*
Tea: Aw c'mon now! Don't tell me you were still shocked that Kaiba almost duelled you and getting beaten up... *snickering*
Tristan/Gramps: *snickering*
Joey: *silence*
Gramps: Ummm... are you there, Joey?
Tea: Don't put up on a joke on us! Seriously!
Tristan: *waving his hands in front of Joey's face* Earth to Joey!!
Joey: *pipes up* FROM THIS DAY ON, I SHALL BE CALLED MISTA WHEELAH!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! XD
Tristan/Tea/Gramps: O__O?!
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT... *banging his head on the wall*
Assistant: Joey??!! What the heck are youd doing????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!!! I SHALL BE CALLED MISTA WHEELAH!!!!!
Assistant: =_= OK, Mista WHEELAH, tell me why are you acting like that?
Joey: BECAUSE I, MISTA WHEELAH, IS LISTENING TO HIS FAVE MUSIC, LINKIN PARK!!! I AM A LINKIE BOPPER!!!!! *laughing evilly once again then stops* AND THE AUTHORESS SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME INTO MISTA WHEELAH!!!!!
Authoress: *rolls eyes* *heavy sarcasm* Oh yeah sure, Mista WHEELAH! HMPHF!!
Members of the crew: *dragging Joey into a room*
Joey: I SHALL BE THE KING OF LINKIE BOPPERS SOON!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Director: Please don't tell me...
Camera Man: Err sir... it's on air...
Director: O_______________________________________________O WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!????!?!???!??!???!?! *faints*
People on their houses: *watching* ...
Kid: -_-;;;;;; They are TRULY insane...
Sephira: Poor kid. By the way, my friend gave me two more!!! Parrot Dragon and Mystic Elf!!! Also I traded my two Blue-Eyes for Harpy Lady Sisters and.... JOEY WHEELER METALIX!!!! *to Kaiba* HAH! Now you're not the only one who has a Joey Wheeler Metalix!!! *laughing evilly*
*And Yami Bakura slided in the water slide too. He wasn't hurt much, because he's one of the fave characters of the authoress. We still don't know what happened to JH, but we actually don't care*
THE END OF TOBOGAN PARK SPECIAL!!
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Sephira: That was a long chappie. I'm having problems with the next chappie! And pls. R&R!!!! Please?? *puppy-dog eyes*