Sephira: Sorry. I had an urge! ^___^
Everybody else: -__-;;;
Disclaimer: Sephira doesn't own YGO, D-12, or Eminem. FREAKIN HELL SHE DOESN'T!!
This Song Rocks, Dude!!! ^_________~
Sephira: Just think about the video, OK?
"My Band"
[Intro (Spoken)]
Jou: I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
[Chorus]
Jou: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Verse 1]
Jou: So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
Jou: "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like
(Girl Jou #1:) "Oh my god it's him"
(Girl Jou #2:) "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
(Girl Jou #1:)"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
(Girl Jou #2:) "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock" (A/N: XD)
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
[Chorus]
Jou: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]
[Verse 2]
Kaiba: You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (Yugi: oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
[Verse 3]
Yami: Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yugi: Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Yami: Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Jou: No I had an interview not you two
Yugi: You gonna be late for soundcheck
Yami: Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
Yugi: But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
Yami: You know what man I'm say somethin
Yugi: Hey yo Em
Jou: You got somethin to say?!
Yugi: Man no
Yami: I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Yugi: Man I'm telling him when I feel like it, man shut up (A/N: XD)
Yami: And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Yugi: When I was bout to talk right after you
Yami: I swear, I swear man
[Chorus]
Jou: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Verse 4]
Yami Bakura: They say the lead singer's rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
Jou: Proof carry my bag
Yami Bakura: Bitch carry your own (A/N: XD)
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[Verse 5] (A/N: We've got to improvise this one coz there were no fat people in the series!)
Honda: ***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up (A/N: XD)
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Jou: Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
[Chorus]
Honda: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Honda/Jou: My Band [Repeated 9x]
[Outro]
Honda: The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Jou as a salsa singer] (A/N: imagine Jou singing this! XD)
Jou: I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~(XD)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~J~~^_~
Sephira: XD. Hope ya like it.