Chapter Two: Harry Goes To Hogwarts With The Cookie Crumbs
Harry was on the train to Hogwarts with the cookie crumbs. Harry kissed the cookie crumbs. Because the cookie crumbs were a girl! Harry likes water, so he poured water on the cookie crumbs. They got soggy. The cookie crumbs were mad. They said, "NEJEJEU!" Harry said, "Whatever." "Harry, why are you talking to the cookie crumbs?" asked Hermione. "Because they are alive!" Harry replied. Meanwhile back at the ranch, Uncle Vernon's mom said "GET DOWN HERE, VERNON!" Harry said to Hermione, "They are evil, too!" "Then why did you kiss them?" "Because I'm evil! Bwahahahahaha!" joked Harry. Harry's owl came with a letter. The letter was from Professor Dumbledore.
Dear Harry,
You're late! Love, Professor Dumbledore
Harry screamed "I'M LATE!"
Hermione said, "So?"
"NESH NESH NESH!" said Dobby.
"Pity on you Dobby," said Harry.
Harry was on the train to Hogwarts with the cookie crumbs. Harry kissed the cookie crumbs. Because the cookie crumbs were a girl! Harry likes water, so he poured water on the cookie crumbs. They got soggy. The cookie crumbs were mad. They said, "NEJEJEU!" Harry said, "Whatever." "Harry, why are you talking to the cookie crumbs?" asked Hermione. "Because they are alive!" Harry replied. Meanwhile back at the ranch, Uncle Vernon's mom said "GET DOWN HERE, VERNON!" Harry said to Hermione, "They are evil, too!" "Then why did you kiss them?" "Because I'm evil! Bwahahahahaha!" joked Harry. Harry's owl came with a letter. The letter was from Professor Dumbledore.
Dear Harry,
You're late! Love, Professor Dumbledore
Harry screamed "I'M LATE!"
Hermione said, "So?"
"NESH NESH NESH!" said Dobby.
"Pity on you Dobby," said Harry.