Disclaimer: *takes a deep breath* I don't own Inu-Yasha! There! Its out in the open! Wow, glad I got that off my chest… The doctor was right: realizing you have a problem isthe first step to recovery.

I know I said this was gonna be about the parties but I got some ideas when I was reading a story today. So I am evil and will make you wait another chapter! BWUHAHAHAHA!! XD I'm sorry! I just had to put in more fluff! Besides, what's the use of being in Hawaii if you're not going to go on the beaches?


A Day at the Beach


It was about six-thirty when Kagome woke up. She got out of bed quietly, so not to wake Sango, and opened the balcony doors.

She was greeted with a gentle ocean breeze and the sounds of the lapping morning tides. The water was turquoise blue and the sand was sugary white. A few early morning shell gatherers combed the beaches. She suddenly longed to be there.

We haven't been on the beach once since we got here!It's so beautiful… We're going today, even if I have to drag them all kicking and screaming!

With that decision firmly in mind, Kagome went and grabbed her bathing suite and some clothes to throw over top and went into the bathroom to get changed. She came out five minutes later and waited on her bed for the continental breakfast buffet to open in the lobby. While she was waiting she heard a low half-growl, half-moan come from Inu-Yasha and Miroku's room.

What the hell is going on in there?

Kagome stuck her ear up to the door dividing the two rooms. Once again she heard the weird growl.

"I won't let you…" Inu-Yasha moaned.

"Let me what, Inu-Yasha?" Miroku snickered evilly.

"It's mine…you have your own…"

Kagome was now confused. She had never know Miroku or Inu-Yasha to be morning people and the fact that the clock told her it was just six forty-five was just baffling. She considered opening the door and peeking in, and was about to when she heard Miroku laugh.

"But yours' is so much nicer!"

Kagome thought she was gonna die of anxiety.

What the hell are they talking about?!

"Too bad…" Inu-Yasha growled. Then he snored.

He's asleep!Kagome mentally screamed. Then what the hell is Miroku talking about? And to whom?

Kagome heard a soft click as the dividing door opened. Her ear had been firmly placed against it along with all her weight, so when the door went, she went right along with it, landing at Miroku's feet.

"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" he asked in an overly loud and sarcastic voice.

"Shut up, moron! Sango's sleeping!" Kagome whisper-yelled, pointing at the said girl.

Miroku's eyebrow shot up at that comment. His eyes followed Kagome's finger and rested on the sleeping girl.

"Sleeping?"

"Yes, sleeping, and if you want to stay alive you'll leave her that way." Kagome snarled, knowing very well what was going on in that kinky mind of his.

"I wouldn't dream of disturbing my Sango."

"Sure, Miroku, sure. Play the innocent little school boy." Kagome mocked.

Miroku gasped and his hand flew to his chest in mock surprise. "I'm hurt, Kagome, that after all these years you still don't know me enough to trust me."

He began to cry some very melodramatic tears.

"Miroku," Kagome said getting up, "it's becauseIknow you that I don't trust you."

She shook her head and walked into the boys' room to see Inu-Yasha sprawled out all over his bed, covers everywhere, just like yesterday. Today he was facing the window and the halfway risen sun exaggerated his features.

"I'll leave you two alone," Miroku said quickly. He shut and locked the door before Kagome had a chance to reply.

Damn him… Oh, well, at least Sango's a light sleeper.

She stood in the room with Inu-Yasha, asleep on the bed, and stared out the window. She went over and opened it allowing the ocean's salty scent into the room. The breeze blew the sheer curtains back and played with Kagome's raven hair. That's the exact sight Inu-Yasha woke up to.


About that same time a police officer was getting a warrant for Kouga's arrest on charges of sexual harassment and misconduct.


At about eight o'clock, the whole group was bathing suite clad and carrying a towel, beach umbrella, cooler, chair or a bag of some kind to the beach.

"Damn, Kagome," Inu-Yasha complained, "this cooler is heavy! What'd you pack in here, rocks?"

"You didn't complain when I asked you to carry it this morning." Kagome stated.

Instantaneously, Miroku and Sango's eyebrows shot up at the mention of 'this morning'.

"Refresh our memory, Inu-Yasha. What happened this morning?" Miroku asked with a hint of amusement in his voice.

"You know very damn well what happened this morning." Inu-Yasha snarled.

"Someone's hiding something," Sango ventured dangerously. "Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Kagome."

"Shut up Sango."

"Never!" she quipped.

They finally chose a spot near the water and staked out their claim.

The girls took off the shirts they had been wearing, revealing their bikinis. Both girls drew quite a bit of attention including from Inu-Yasha and Miroku.

"May I be the first to say, ladies," Miroku said, his eyes full of adoration, "that you two are the most gorgeous-looking women on the entire beach."

"Nice try, Miroku," they both said at the same time.

"So close this time too!" Miroku said playfully.

It was about then Kagome realized Inu-Yasha was practically standing in a puddle of his own drool.

"Inu-Yasha," Kagome said waving her hand in front of his face. "Earth to Inu-Yasha. Come in Inu-Yasha!"

"Wha…?"

"You're staring at me like I'm stark naked! It's embarrassing… Knock it off."

"Why shouldn't I stare at my girlfriend like she's the prettiest thing in the world?" he replied with a steamy expression.

"That's our cue to leave." Sango whispered into Miroku's ear.

He nodded and they both went to play in the surf.

Kagome looked after her friends then back at Inu-Yasha who was still giving her that steamy look.

She gulped and stared.

He stared back.

She found herself lost in his amber eyes. She loved the way they looked like melted honey.

"You still didn't answer my question."

Seagulls flew overhead.

"I, uh…" Kagome stammered. An over flying gull became her savior. "A bird just shit on your shoulder."

"What? Ugh! Damnit all!" Inu-Yasha screamed pretty generally to everything while he surveyed the damage.

Kagome couldn't help but giggle at his misfortune.

"Come on, Inu-Yasha, let's go get that washed off."


My notes:

Gosh, I wrote this chapter fast! Just one day! Well I guess I kinda had extra time because we got out of school early today but still… This is longer than my other chapters so far…

I just hadto ruin the fwuffy parts with the bird. Why? Maybe because I'm bitter because I've never been to Hawaii; maybe because I felt abusive today; or just maybe I thought the opportunity just to good to pass up. Yeah, I think it's the third one: no real good reason, the opportunity was just too good to waste. ^-^ (^-^) FWUFFY!

I also notice I m being extremely mean to Kouga in both my stories. Why? It's not that I don't like him its just I find him one of the easier ones to pick on.

Reasons I won't pick on some characters extensively:

Inu-Yasha: He's the main character, my favorite, and a totally CUTE!!! (^.^)

Kagome: She travels with Inu-Yasha.

Miroku: He's my buddy.

Sango: She keeps Miroku from being too… buddy-ish. *wink, wink*

Sesshomaru:I'm too young to die, especially at the hands of millions of scary groupies.

--Lady Netiri ^-^*