Sorry for the long wait for an update. (Oh, no! that rhymed! Damn that cat in the hat…) I was not having very much luck with my computer because it was being very bad, not to mention, fan fiction was down a while ago, so I couldn't update even if I had this ready then. Now I have a three-day weekend to look forward to! YIPEEE! Go kindergarten testing! Look for sooner updates, hopefully.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.

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The Bachelorette Party

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"Kara, will you hurry it up in there?!" Kagome shouted as she pounded on the bathroom door.

"Jeeze, Kagome. You're gonna bust the door down if you keep it up!" Sango said as she eyed her friend.

"Kagome, I swear, if you mess this door up, I'll mess you up!" Kara screamed from inside.

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"Tell me where we are NOW!!!" Kara shouted angrily. She was blindfolded and not at all happy about it.

"Now, now Kara, if we told you it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?" the driver mocked.

"Kris, you had better tell me right now or I'll hunt you down an gut you like a fish! I know where you live!"

"Scary…" the girl named Kris said in a mocking tone while waving her hand in a dismissing manner.

"I'll murder you in your sleep!"

"You would too."

The rest of the girls giggled as they approached 'the place'.

"Here we are!" Kris announced.

"Where's here?!" Kara screamed.

"You'll find out once we get inside." Kagome snickered.

"All right girls! Let's show Kara a good time!" Sango giggled as they got out of the van.

Kara was still blindfolded as she was led into this 'place' that her friends had taken her. Once inside, she heard pounding music and then a deep, sexy voice that welcomed them to 'The Claw' and asked for their party name.

"The party is registered under the name Jones, I believe." Kagome spoke up.

The man shuffled through some papers and found what her was looking for.

"Where the hell have you girls taken me?! And why did you use my name to register for a party that I wasn't even aware of!?" Kara screamed.

Then the man noticed for the first time the blindfolded girl being held back by her friends. It was quite funny really, though it was a common occurrence at places like this. He decided that it would be much more fun to flirt with all the girls before showing them to their tables.

"So, does she know where she is?" he asked in that sexy voice of his.

"Not a clue." all the girls replied in unison.

"That makes it even more fun." he said in a daring tone, drifting his way from behind the desk where he was taking names to talk to the girls a little more.

As the man flirted with them, Kara was now starting to get mental pictures of where the girls had taken her. They were, undoubtedly, the most immoral pictures she had ever gotten. She pictured males dancing up on stage in little more than under ware. She blushed hotly as even that small amount of covering was removed.

The man, seeing her blush, thought his job done and directed them to their tables.

"Here you are ladies," he said as he seated them. "Right up next to the stage. Your waiter will be around any minute now." He handed them all menus.

"You can take the blindfold off now Kara." One of the bride's maids said.

"I think I'll leave it on." Kara said, not too sure what to expect of a place that had sexy sounding attendants and a name like 'The Claw'.

"Come on, Kara." Kagome teased. "Not afraid are you?"

"I'm not afraid!" Kara shouted and, to demonstrate her bravery, ripped the blindfold off.

The room was full of women and a very few way too happy looking men. There were even more parties like her own. The most shocking thing about the place was that the staff, as far a she could see, was all male. Not to mention shirtless, buff, and wearing black leather pants.

"Oh…my…God!" was all she could say.

The girls smiled at each other, nodded, and, after they finally got their eyes off of all the cute waiters, looked through the menus.

A handsome young man came up to them.

"Hello, ladies. I'm Ian and I'll be your server tonight."

All the girls could do was stare. He seemed to enjoy it and even gave them a satisfied smirk.

"Can I start you off with some drinks?"

"Sprite please."

"Coke here, please."

Once all the orders were written down, he decided to stay around and flirt for just a little bit.

"So, do you girls come here often?"

"No, we're just here tonight because it's her bachelorette party." one of the bride's maids spilled.

"And we flew in from Tokyo." Sango said, referring to Kagome and herself.

"All the way from Tokyo, huh? Well I'll be sure to tell the boys before they go on stage."

"On stage?" Kara gulped.

"Yes, miss, but I don't want to spoil the show for you." Ian replied.

"I think we're ready to order our meals too." Sango stated looking around at the other girls who had put their menus away.

"Now I'll go put these orders in for you gorgeous ladies." With that he left.

All watched him leave. (OKAY! they watched his ass as he left…details, details)

"What kind of place is this?" Kara asked when their waiter was out of sight.

Kagome handed Kara a brochure from her purse. It read:

The Claw welcomes all of our lovely female guests, ages 18 and up. Come on in to dine, talk, and enjoy the show. Our all male staff will cater to your every need and is always polite to our guests.

We have some of the best culinary chefs in the known world to cook your meals. For your benefit, only the finest products that pass our high standards will be permitted to go in any of our entries.

The show is perhaps the best part of dining here. A different show is selected for each night of the week. All, however, are an overall very enjoyable experience.

Our specialization is in doing birthday and bachelorette parties, but come on in any time for a good meal, low prices, and, of course, the show.

Kara was still confused. "What kind of show are they talking about Kris?"

Colorful lights started whirling around.

"I guess we'll find out now."

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After the show was over and the girls had eaten their meals, they left.

"Now Kara," one of the girls joked, "I bet that wasn't so bad."

"I think I might have to tell Jason about this."

A collective "NO!" was heard throughout the girls.

"Why in the hell would you tell him about this?!" Sango shouted.

"I don't want to feel guilty on my honeymoon." was Kara's reply.

"I thought you were supposed to feel guilty on your honeymoon." Kagome said with raised eyebrows.

An uncomfortable silence came upon the girls before they all started cackling like morons right there in the parking lot.

"Come on you idiots. Let's get home."

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My Notes:

I liked the way this turned out. Guess where the boys go. FLUFFY'S! I couldn't resist. Read it when it's up! It starts to get a plot! *GASP!*

--Lady Netiri